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  • I feel bad for the Dad, it seems like he just had a mental ilness and the mother took advantage of that.

  • my biggest criticism with Masters of Horrors episodes is their inability to really tie things together in the end. Kind of leaves you hanging.

  • 50:19 - I luv how she says that line.

  • despite some comments i watched it all the way through, and it turned out to be Really good :)

  • Awww! Diz waz a kool Awsum moviee! Dont care what anybodiee say!

  • thums up if you thought it was funny when the girl got hit by the truck

  • those bitches at the school should have been killed by the monster -.-

  • This is my favorite Masters of Horror episode. My other is "Dance of the Dead".

  • I love it!! 10/10

  • This shit sucked. so stupid. I am a long time horror fan and I like all types of horror but just could not appreciate this episode. I tried to enjoy it but it sucked donkey balls. Imprint, CIgarette Burns, Jenifer, Pelts, Pick me Up, Family are my favs

  • @joeplea Are you a gore hound?

  • @Mistermax30 No because I love bloodless horror as much as torture porn horror. They both have there advantages. But this episode of MOF was crappy in my opinion. BTW I always liked Lori Petty so I had high hopes but I wont let my liking of her bias my opinion of this episode

  • mannn this is my fav movie i watch it all da time

  • Whats the dong in the movie?

  • That was a good one.

  • what's the classical peice that the dad plays in the van?

  • Good fucking movie, loved the ending.

  • Does Tara look 13 to you guys?

  • American Ninja Warrior? If Nagano's not in it I don't wanna see it.

  • awh at least there was a happy ending.

  • this was always my favorite episode for some reason...

  • i saw this...WTF! why didnt the girl just get away fuck jhonny

  • decent horror..but all i could keep thinking was "nietzsche? a horrible man??? wth?"

  • I lurved itttt but shit woulda gone down WAY differently had I been the chick

    !spoiler!

    1. My momma woulda picked my ass up from their god only knows where house

    2. Ms nurse woulda got an ass wooping when I found out we ain't in Vermont

    3. I'd make out with Johnny

    4. Johnny best had figured out someone else to eat or Johnny gurna die, his ass magically bedazzled by Satan or not

    5. Nah I pretty much love the ending

  • That "thing" reminds me of "Rubber Johnny" By Aphex Twins.

  • @kunfussed213 I've seen Fair-Haired Child so many times and that's a very interesting insight there. Ironically, the boy name is Johnny in this film. Director William Malone definitely got his idea from the Rubber Johnny by Aphex Twins.

  • Her fingering is off when she played the cello. *inner nerd*.

  • wow, that was a happy ending. it was so twisted. i loved it.

  • Does anyone else notice that this is a trend in cinema? A fool or fools can't accept someone close to them died so they want to mess up other people lives to try and fix it. Its not as if death is a new phenomenon it happens all the time to everything that lives.

  • Screw all those people who were picking on her. Especially that slut girl from the beginning. She wasn't even half as pretty as Tara. Awww I McLove the relationship Tara has with Johnny. Happy ending :D

  • 14 people wish they were her in the end.

  • i liked thiss! but they were effin scary! lol

  • God damn am scared!

  • @Monty0699 lol thanks my friend Kolin is like me and he has a major crush on me.

  • Pretty cute ending.

  • my favourite of the series, and a powerful critique of aesthetic ideology.

  • I honestly don't see how she's a freak. I draw in class, don't make out with guys, don't dress like a preppy bitch, and am very shy when I am in front of the class. We are kindred spirits, her and I.

  • @killer12480 I was the same way but Im no longer in school. I find girls like you attractive :)

  • oh my god... when i was really little i rememeber walking through my local hollywood video and i saw a dvd of this...the pictures of the child on the back always stuck with me in my head, but i couldnt remember the name of the movie..i finally found it!!!! finally!!!

  • @blank21121 i know the amazing feeling of finally finding a movie!

  • Sommi, I love You :)

  • @NewWorldOrderDalton Aww I love you too :]

  • Sommi, I love You :)

  • How cute. I wonder if she could taste her viscera after their first kiss.

  • "I made a deal, Mom. You had to give it what, 12 kids? I bargained it down to two. And you know the best part? They didn't have to be children."

    You know, serves the stupid parents right. You could have just brought him another boy, but no, you had to bring him a cute and sweet-natured girl he'd fall in love with. You deserve to be fodder to ressurect his girlfriend, dummies.

    Oh yeah, Lori Petty has NOT aged well.

  • !!!that was awesome!best one yet-I'll probably have night mares!

  • This episode would've been a lot shorter if she just denied that she was a virgin.

    tr0l0l.

  • Can anyone message the movie title. It is exactly like this except there is a brunette being killed and she isn't the last. I think it has a different title.

  • well damn that was pretty fucked up

  • Girl: Mom I was Fucking kidnapped and Im in Fucking Vermont and I need some Fucking help

    Mom:..can I call you back

    Im sorry but thats some funny shit

  • I somewhat felt sympathy for the parents (more so for the father) but they deserved to die.

  • this was kinda romantic, in a weird twisted sort of way....

  • I feel bad for the dad. he didn't deserve 2 die since he was against the hole thing when they found out that they needed 12 kids.

  • @UnluckyGurl1313- He went ahead and did it, though. If you're part of something, you share some responsibility. I mean, everybody who was in the Waffen SS is branded with the name of war criminal, even if some of them had regrets, or didn't even take part. They were in league with the ones who were happy to do it, so they share guilt. I sympathize somewhat with the parents, especially the father, but they're damned hypocrites. The kids they got killed had parents too.

  • i remember watching this a few yrs ago and it stood out to me because of the story line and johnnys performance.loved it the second time around as well

  • Screw the following:

    1. Lexus

    2. Hotels dot com

    3. The movie Drive Angry

    Because god forbid we actually be able to watch something without being reminded that the only purpose we serve is as consumers.

  • @donniedarkodevotte- Bravo, sir!

  • SPOILERS

    i knew it i fucking knew it he was the fair haired child. he tried to kill himself. great movie it was pretty damn worth watching

  • ok so if your ass is gonna live next to a lake plus you buy ur kid a boat. youd better learn how to swim. dumb ass

  • 13:37 wtf how the hell did she tumble so damn hard. LOL

    no kiss and a virgin. well guess what folks there are people out there just like her LOL ie me LOL. guess i should avoid riding my bike in isolated creepy ass wooded areas plus keep a ear out for classical music used in the movie Knowing.

  • These Advertisements are annoying but the show was good!

  • HEY! ITS TANK GIRL!!! AND HEYYY THE MAIN CHARACTER IS FROM TRUE BLOOD :D love when that happensss

  • youtube needs to shove theses advertisements up there ass

  • Rapist/kidnapper/stalker vans always seems to look the same

  • Ok. the Newcastle ale comercial about the guy being adopted by a family of Indians was funny. not all the ads are bad

  • 32:40 OH LOOK! BOOBS!!!!!! This is what he is thinking. Hahaha lol. I'm twisted

  • is that nurse tank girl??

    she looks and sounds just like her!

  • @fyat66 Yep, that's tank girl... it even says so in the description...

  • loveee this movie

    awesome ending.

  • I loved it!

  • Who gives about the ads. Just choose the one 16 second ad at the beginning of the video. You're lucky they're even doing you the favor of uploading these so you don't have to buy them. Its okay to take 16 seconds out of your life to watch a freaking ad. Deal with it and quit complaining people.

  • That actually had a happy ending

  • See that's why when in creepy situations you always answer no to being a virgin even if you are one

  • BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  • shes gorgeous! why is she an outcast??!

  • all of you see the 1st 3 then the number of views drop to 700 well type masters of horror fair hair child in search and click on the 55 minute version look at the top it will say season 1 click that and the whole season will be in your quere 13 episodes for season 2 type family-john landis and rinse,repeat.Your Welcome

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  • creepy as fuck!!! still a great movie.

  • amazing i have the two disc album

  • I like how it ends!

    

  • pretty good. Lori petty was way creepy.

  • Woah...mind blowing, great film

  • I wish my wi fi wasn't so shitty so I could watch the whole thing without the stupid stops(watching from an Itouch)

  • wow, omg such a great movie. i love it! i was expecting it to be this good!!!

  • Great film... Although at 14:58 the girl sounds like she's having an orgasm instead of being scared lol

  • the end is kinda romantic in a weird way

    

  • god dam gingers!

  • Watching YouTube videos on an iPod mean on ads!!!! iPods rule!!!!!!

  • johnny? rubber johnny. somebody needs to give him some credit. c'mon.

  • Nice! Love movies on YouTube. The girl was damn hot!

  • Girl gets pwned by ninja van! Lol.

  • that was scary. but i loved the ending

  • WTF HE F***N' Seduced her so she couldnt remeber her past! Sad sweet and sad...

  • Awe; that's so sweet... in a creepy, satanic kind of way... xD

  • LOL when she flew off her bike, fake and kinda funny when she screamed "Whoa!"

  • good movie!!

  • nothing makes me feel more crazy, more fucking angry than youtube commercials.

  • "Where do you get a book like this? This is CRAZY!"

    -"Barnes and Nobles, Bitch." lol

  • What's the acceleration on that van god!

  • If there is one horror staple I could get rid of, it's the inevitable trip and fall every single female does when running away from the antagonist. Seriously, can we move beyond some of the worn-out tropes yet?

  • This film is really nothing spectacular, but I found it enjoyable. :)

    "...turns out, I'm really good at bargining." XD lol That was kinda hot lol :P

  • suspenseful and twisted

    beast looks like trent creature from pans labryth

  • ooooooh so good

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  • Tara is a hottie

  • DEMON KID AND GIRL LIVE HAPPY TOGETHER AT END HAHA RUINED IT BITCH

  • I neeeeed some pussyyyy!!!!!!!!!

  • The Johnny Beast Creature looks dumb

  • that f5 button doesnt work -_-

  • cool looking movie, but the fx and editing and the way the monster moves around is a bit distracting and takes away from the scariness. Seems a little gimicky.

  • Is anyone else having serious trouble getting any video on youtube to load?

  • @LiveFreeLoveWell No, just you.

  • well, without ads, youtube can't make money and there would be no youtube for us..at least they're short and not annoying pop ups and all over the site like many other popular sites..youtube are very conservative with their ads and they don't go too heavy with it and i hope it stays that way.

  • OMG!!! Too many ADS!!! I feel like i'm watching television!!!

  • @GranKnight87 when I had kaspersky internet security I Never got any ads I was like WTF are these people talkin about, untill I switched to Norton 360 about a week ago and they are everywhere

  • LMFAO!!!! Funny!!! Ha

  • I pretty much figured what his intentions were within 3 minutes, with the pictures of a school girl next to a bottle or chloroform...

  • omg i love this one!

  • I didn't get any ads both times i saw this show. Use the add on for firefox, adblock plus. It's amazing.

  • google chrome with ad block works

  • How the hell does a van hide in the forest?

  • To those complaining about the ads, you all FAIL. 1) If you don't have Mozilla Firefox, GET IT. 2) Once you have Firefox, download AdBlock Plus, and you will NEVER see ads on Youtube, or pretty much every other site, ever again.

  • I let the movie load and then turned off my internet. I had no ads. I don't know if that will work for you guys, but give it a shot.

  • Funniest goddamn part was when that girl was hit by the van.

  • @ChrisDawg432 Not really, but I know what you mean. After reading the comments, I went back to watch it, and that scene totally satisfied the troll in me. A scene like that is supposed to be shocking, but at the same time it provides so much LULZ.

  • I loved watching Masters of Horror...thanks for the upload!! Staying in on Halloween to watch all these scary movies!!

  • loved it

  • weak.!!!!

  • Why would you buy a canoe for a child who didn't know how to swim?

  • hmmm i understand that losing a child is hard, but black magic bargains with the devil seems a little extreme. maybe they should try grief counseling next time. ; P

  • @BigBrotherWise

    I see what you mean now; I was not at the end yet. Thought I was since youtube cut off the last 10 mins. >.<

  • idk i'd be creeped out about the questions that "nurse" asked

    She looks like the singer of the cranberries ^_^

    I've missed masters of horror *hugs the screen*

  • I hate ads! :L

  • Am I the only one who laughed at 7:03? When she got hit? Lmao

  • @SoDramatical omg i felt so bad for laughing

  • "I've got a weapon!" No hun, you've got a violin bow.

  • @VisualKeiCupcake But when you're scared and desperate, you can kill someone with pretty much anything.

  • @SoDramatical I suppose, but she could have at least grabbed the actual violin. ;D

  • the killer has outstanding taste in music

  • So this confirms that gingers really are soulless.

  • @exoracer

    :D

  • @exoracer He's not even a ginger.

  • wow....what a mom she has...

  • This is my favorite so far.

  • These ads are making youtube bad as TV. Now I know why they increase youtube time.So they can dump more ads on us. X-(

  • @Modacolorist

    You can always do what I do, pick an add, hit mute, idle for a couple minutes.

    They can try to force you... but they really can;t :D

  • These Youtube advertisements are getting ridiculous!

  • @ubcs109 No doubt, and just like tv they have to amplify the commercials a billion times over the show.

  • @ubcs109 Blame google.

    Soon they'll probably just rename the site to Googtube anyway, the original owners of youtube are pussys who are worse then google for selling google the rights to the site anyway.

  • @ubcs109 before we know it there these advertisements are going to be 2 minute videos them selfs i bet.

  • @ubcs109

    Watching these on a mobile device eliminates the ads.

  • @ubcs109 What advertisements???I never got any on this series.Pop ups???

  • @ubcs109 I changed my internet security last week and now all I get are fuckin ads

  • I liked it! Especially what the boy did for the girl...

  • Lori Petty was so much hotter back when she did Point Break.

  • who could the fair haired child POSSIBLY be? lmao I just have a feeling I know who it is

  • I don't understand why everyone had to die at the end.

  • It is a happy ending in the sense that Judith who twisted everything for herself, ended up paying the ultimate price and the two that should of lived, did. Granted Anton wanted no part of it, but he did Judiths bidding so he deserved what he got. It is sad about the other 11 children, but we never saw them so meh.

  • Like this if you hate people that spoil movies......

  • Good scare :) Leaves the end nicely, I'll keep wondering.  *glee*

  • first time i heard of this...is this like the 7 films to die for?.. is this any good?

  • @metawolf987 , you bitch. thanks for the spoler alert you skank.

  • @pedrooo1994 Um, sorry? Someone else had done it before me, so I thought it was ok. Besides, why would you read the comments before watching the film anyway? You should know by now there might be people discussing the ending in the comments, without spoiler warnings.

  • too bad they completely ruin the feeling of these movies when they have 5 fucking ads for some stupid ass phone with some shitty punk song on it

  • I loved this story. I was disappointed when Tara died, but the ending was a pleasant surprise. Of course, it was unclear whether Johnny got the demon to bring back the other eleven kids, but I think he did. He did say he was good at bargaining, and he did feel horrible for killing them all. Oh well...

  • @metawolf987 Wtf? w