Stripping and singing Beyonce?! - 5 Things not to do in a gay bar-

[jamiekinguk]

lol you NEVER change the lyrics to suit your sexuality. SO cringeworthy.

[JarxHead69]

i kinda understand about the songs, but i think a song might flow better if you don't changed the lyrics, idk just thinkin, never been to a gay bar so i wouldn't actually understand the atmosphere. I could be entirely wrong

[prinparis]

Wait You Forgot Number 6! Don't Fall For YOU! Opppppss... TO LATE! lol...

[Jay0Music]

you have lovely eyes x 

[mectightschick]

even tho your gay do u still respect us women

[pegususblondboi]

AHAHAHAH I loved the singing and Dancing. LUV YA, great vid

[paintedmonkey1992]

OMG, I messed up on rule number 3.......my birthday was awkward. My girlfriends were surrounding me and keeping away from the hot sexy men.

[Wingsforhim]

ur correct,.. i get that all d time.. dey like wants to have the cake from both the sides knowing the fact how much ppl will start hating them for that...but ahhh well.... its their life.. n i got nothinng to say to dose losers.

[FinStone06]

Rule number 6: DO NOT GO TO THE GAY BAR.

[burkardhanis]

so much better than davey wavey

[ERAUPRCWA]

@burkardhanis he's Davey Wavey with a shirt on, basically.

[hrryzdlr]

I SO DISAGREE WITH CHANGING LYRICS. It's karaoke, not your own deep expressive work. Beyonce is gay enough without having to change the lyrics. it's not like you are baring your soul and giving others an insight into you, you are just up there pretending to be beyonce, so sing the right bloody words.

[jrbaley1]

You are you to set standards........ I agree about the girls they don't belong in a gay bar.. However taking your shirt is just to sexy to stop doing. Real men have no problem with other guys seeing them naked or a penis shot if they having a body they are proud of.. You should just go hide in a closet!!!

[cherubicnerd]

interesting video. you're cute and funny.

[gojoelgo418]

The karaoke part is my favorite xD I'm gay and I don't even sing the correct lyrics in front of my friends, let alone on a webcam for thousands to see (though I was in chorus for three years and I do enjoy singing when I am alone haha)! Props to you.

[EyeAmAwesome12]

I get you on the urinal thing . Even though I am gay, I wouldn't want other gay men looking at my penis while I'm peeing . It's just weird .

[ToyaLynk]

Is it just me, or does he sound Canadian?

[Bonertronica]

Is it OK to start a nuclear war at the gay bar?

[wellingtonton88]

I hate this guys with no shirt on, we take a shower and perfum ourself, and someone all wet come behind! desgusting

[amattyoubube1]

I'm with you on all but one of your rules. Why should a guy with a hot bod keep his shirt on? When I'm on the dance floor I think it is so hot when a guy with a HOT bod is dancing near me. Granted, I don't think the bears should walk around with their shirts off; however, that being said, why shouldn't a guy with a hot bod flaunt his assets?

[barefeetdude]

Answer from message from 21. Oct. 2009 "Keep your clothes on" !! My God, are you a prude,.!! LOL And the next video you make is with your shirt off. hehe. PLEASE don't be a prude gay, hehe

Greetings

Barefeet dude

[DaniAmadori]

I am NOT disrespecting Beyonce by singing "all the single MEN" LMAO! It's just a song haha.

[CrazyLoudFemme]

As a lesbian who hangs out with a lot of gay men, it is sooooo annoying when a guy rolls into a gay bar with hoards of straight girls. They come to the bar all giggly b/c "OMG!! LyKe, we're at a GHEY BARR!!!" And god forbid you hit on one of them. I will never understand why straight girls in gay bars get so offended when a lesbian hits on them. ugh.

[pangpangSoh]

Well, i always had this thing for gay guys, frankly speaking im not a gay, but sometimes, i fantasize about me and a guy, ... you know what.... well, anyway, i just want to say you are way cool, buddy. (btw.... thanks for all the interesting vid s you posted. ~*^_^*~

[firenam]

Wrong....unfortunatley your body is average...lol....if a guy has a nice body flaunt it...serioulsy dude stop cock blocking

[blueboyblue]

Rule Number 6 - don't advertise something you can't (or won't) deliver.

[hollywoodandcostel]

Hot!

[californiarawrstarr]

ahha i love your voice, bahahahah.

[Valcuric]

THANKS FOR THE TIPS :D

[WesternStyleSk8]

funny. nice shirt

[oceanwonders]

Love that shirt on you.

[tahoemack]

Unrelated question! Has anyone ever told you that you and theoreticalBullshit look like twins?

[tahoemack]

Definitely DO NOT bring a straight girl to a gay bar. I took one to a bar with entertainment, She brought her straight boyfriend. He spent the entire evening making out with her. Trying to prove something--his masculinity??? I was mortified. Bartenders--Yes and no. I've dated a number and they were super, but there is truth to some being pretty conceited. They're hired first for their looks, and then they have everyone 'drooling' all over them. Just don't get hurt.

[kiana398]

Your rules suck. Not falling for the bartender is valid, I'll give you that, but not much else. I've watched a couple videos, and in general you seem a little incompetent. I mean, you ACTUALLY think bisexuals are confused? Grow up. You're ACTUALLY angry because people look at your dick at the urinal? Grow up.

[SmilezMikey]

nice shirt =]

[NYerintransit]

What is a "heterosexual song"?

[sasukeichigo12]

you remind me of my ex-bf <3

[mgl87]

So true all of this video but ur singing lost me lol no offence xx

[Blake53]

The stall is so true LOL

[p3194aul]

Haha aww :)

[vinnymadonna]

it no wonder u dont take ur shirt .......ha

[alexandrosp2]

hilarious!

[gordogreat74]

You should do a music vid of you singing and dancing to the whole "All The Single Ladies...Men" =:D

[AydiManzo]

From like 2 minutes... WHY TEASE US, JOHN?!

[phillc19]

So, having a rather large endowment and being quite cute, I am frequently stared at in the restrooms. A large number of gay bars even provide slanted mirrors for easy viewing (and not just raunchy bars... Roundup in Dallas, etc.). Come on! We're men. Get over your very likely undersized penis and don't worry about who's watching. Chances are, unless you're peculiarly small or strangely shaped, you have the same thing that every other man at the stalls has...

[Bwsq70]

you should stop making videos till u grow up, son!!!

[y2kkillery2k]

Your cute. More like hot tho.

[June141999]

is this guy gay? just asking cuz idk i mean like yeah

[xxxholic9895]

um most beyonce and lady gaga songs have the word boy in them sooo... lol i dont think thatll be a problem but yea i think u r right u should change some lyriccs

[Alfacuria]

IS it true at some bars or sometimes people sometimes go a bit far??? like get into some's????

[MrJohnnyAwesome]

lol I dont think many straight guys are rocking out to Kate Perry or Beyonce', just sayin.

I also think its safe to say that if anyone is going to Karaoke bars to meet gay guys than they need to reevaluate their approach to gay culture.

I think Karaoke Bars are to young gays boys similiarly to how bow ties are to young straights boys: Good for a laugh and maybe even the rare special occasion but if done routinely it will kill your mojo.

[randompolo123]

GAY GUY

[Bramptonguy2]

I agree totally!! I get tired of the club scene just for that reason. I usually go with a friend to drink, dance and have fun and alot of times, your not in the mood to be hit on!! Your just "tonight"s flavour to him, next weekend, he'll fall "in love" with someone else haha

[valendez123]

i agree. i hate bathrooms at gay clubs.

and of course you said #4 just cause' you wanted to take your shirt off for a little while.

oh, and i like your shirt!

and your videos, of course :)

pd. but "single men" sounds boring, right?

[errezse]

you look extra cute this day. its prob the blue. keep it up!

[cresar]

its ridiculous... just, how in the world can people modify beyonce songs......... it shows up the lack of creativity, originality of gay comunity. I destest any kind of association regarding sexual orientation as a way to behave in public, it is just no sensee. GOOOODDDD

[petitamipremier]

Great advice about what to do and not do in a g-bar.

[94mocha94]

you are cute

[94mocha94]

you are cute

[sayanakberak]

you're funny!

[cocogugu15]

two thumbs up for lady gaga!!!

[MegaSoccer2012]

URGG i fuckin HATE U!!!! ur so fucking adorable!!. ughh i started watching ur videos like a week ago, yeah wrong mistake right?? cuz since than, i can't stop getting u outta my mind. im not out yet, so i had to go make a fake account just tell u this!!!! AWHHHH see what ur doing to me??? Are u sure ur gay, cuz i usually get turn on by straight guys, because most gay i know are very obnoxious and so fake, but ur so down to earth and so CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

[mectightschick]

@MegaSoccer2012 why do u get turned on by sttraight guys they only want women and its wrong for u to do that ,thats why so many straight men can't stand gay men .their lookin for a beautiful woman not a dude respect that. they dont want you

[errezse]

HAHAHAHAHA

[johncgirl]

LOL u have the voice of an angel!

[hugovsky5]

Amazing tips! definitely the ones a lot of people need to learn not to do :)

[hailyboopers123]

WOOOO UR FKEN SEXCIII

[johncenathug01]

I disagree with you on changing songs in kareoke for the appropriate setting.I sing kareoke all the time and I adore most types of music. Music almost explains who I am. (other than being gay! lol) I don't change the song, so that other people can enjoy the song with me. As I am only stating my opinion, others don't care about the lyrics. They only care if you can ACTUALLY sing! Besides i'm paying homage to the singer or band anyway! lol

[turtledogs7766]

I loove your shirt! What (company) is it??? :)

[00Sylliboy]

LOLL I make the mistake of going to the bar with my gay best friend. We're both gay, we're both guys and we both dance. Other guys must mistake us. I usually end up dancing with someone else somehow anyways and my friend cries bahahaha but oh well. But I def hate going to the bathroom and when people take their clothes off. It's so... ugh. That person is crying and begging for attention and I assume that he's dirty so I avoid him altogether.

[ibizakid13]

The Last Songg Is Kindaa Weird

(8) All The Single MEN .. All The Single MEN !!! (8) You knoww what i really think a Singer should do this song !! haha It would be in #1 in no timee !!!

[amojarro1]

you have wierd nipples

[Swedala]

I agree with everything exept one thing and thats the lyrics stuff. I hate when people change the genus in songs. Songs are written in it's original i think=)...but that's not a problem to me cause I would ever go to a place with karaoke...It's an instrument of torture!!=P

[ajjensen1993]

lol, i love u, ur so amazing and funny, but anyway i dont think any of my gf's will ever go to a gay bar with me, i have plenty of gay guy friends, they'll do, but then they'll all get guys and ditch and i'll be crouched in a lil corner so i dont get in any1s way. the future looks so exciting.

xoxo ajjensen1993

[PaulaAbdulRoxxxx6]

u might give thate beyounce a run for her mmoney

[DomesticatedDanger]

Your Beyonce impression is pure 5-starage!

[letsdothis88]

heres number 6. wash your damn hands, this is a rule regardless if you go out, but if you do, those hands better be washed!!!

[terryjohn4567]

LOL as cute as you are ;-) I think you should leave the singing to someone else hehehe Unless of course your singing to me in private - then thats ok! XX have a great day.

John from OZ

[sphericaltime]

Got to disagree with no. 4, that's half the point of a gay bar.

[l2n2w]

hahahaha lulz to the singing

[tristanos22]

LOL! Very funny video but the advices were good!

[castodivo]

I've had to tell several men at the urinal, "Keep your eyes on the road, pal."

[castodivo]

This is excellent.

[TheDukeOfEden]

ahh john you have gotten so popular in the youtube community! i remember i was one of your first 300 followers!

[NoInhibitions69]

What is wrong with your head? Why do you hate people - most people who hate gaYs actually have a problem with their own sexuality

So gay people become someone to fear, because you fear yourself.

Just be nice - don't like these blogs, go somewhere else where you are comfortable

[jerseygirlxjordana]

iloveyou!♥

[Tmaynard05]

go great

 rules

[cookie1869]

OMG this was a good one! I have a friend who all the time is trying to hit on the cashier of the bar. It is sooooo funny cuz the guy just shows sympathy for him, and smiles back at him... but knowing my friend will never get him! LOL and then , yeah I agree... it's soooo disgusting when they try to see your dick... Its totally like... idk... it makes me guess they will want to get laid with u if u have a major one.. LOL

John, ur awesome lovies!!

Andres from ARGENTINA ;)

[angel29744]

the beyonce bit was funney

[nikorichie]

You are absolutely hysterical and adorable.

[LeMaleHeureux]

I totally agree... though come on, dancing on lada GaGa is soooo cliché: p

[next4509]

i agree with these rules......

[FreezyExp]

nipples!! :-D LOL

[IvanTheCountertenor]

ur singing was wonderful John!

[thaiguy15]

Yeah putting on Lady GaGa and giving a guy a martini.. done. Subscribed-Dantesfury..! Great eyes and skin by the way. What do you use? Kidding. But no really?

[velocity246]

LOL a martini and Lady GaGa music is a lethal combo for a gay guy!

[RaNdOmRyAn13]

lol loved the beyonce part.

You should make more videos like these every so often. Very fun :)

[connectmoi]

Hi John - What a great video! My comments are:

1. Who cares if someone is checking you out? I never hug the urinal!!!

2. I know, many of the bartenders are cute, but I met one and dated and he was so hot!

3. No straight girls.,,, no question.

4. Not sure about everyone, but you need to keep your shirt off!! Always...

5. I agree about the songs. I kissed a boy and I LOVED it!!!

Peace & Equality!!

John

[Jezzdenmark]

Great vid John! Hehe now connectmoi, for you:

1. You shouldn't try it either. Urinals are so cold and heartless!

2. Hell yeah, and free drinks for sure! =D

3. Who cares about the girls anyway? Let the shy boy bring his female bodyguards if he really wants to.

4. Yeah, I can see why people hate shirtless boys in the gay bar... especially when they are just drunk straight boys... geez that made me angry.

5. I disagree. You shouldn't move into that zone... you might just make the song worse.

[dantesfury]

take your shirt off?

subscribed.

[MutantX7]

Great stuff and so damn funny too. You look real good in that shirt man.

[wesniffinviparea]

ahahah ;D

[sexsomnia20]

i agree with all ur points especially the bartender one :).

[Steve37643]

so many good points. I hate to go out to the bar and have some of these things take place. Very good video...

[GAZMAN2002]

Totally agree about the leaving on your clothes. Guys mystery is sexy when you have to put in effort to see the goods its much more fun then just getting them for nothing.

[NyCnAvYGuY6]

lmfao

[diguitotheman]

ahaha maaan. that was a great vid :)

[TheSkara]

I don't agree on the cahenge-the-songs-lyrics one. I hate it when they do it. It's so camp.

[sweetdeathofi]

you look so handsome with that button up shirt!

[Maldororf]

Loving you, Couver!

[kingfrederick89]

I had a really bad first gay club experience ever! I was with my friends and just getting used to the whole gay bar experience and i was too afraid to go out there and dance then "I'm a slave 4 U" came on and I love me some Britney so I mustered the courage to get up and dance i started dancing with a guy and i was really getting into the song then he came up behind me began rubbing my stomach, chewed on my ear and his hand went down south and touched me! I was mortified!

[FadedStrength]

you cracked me up with this one. <3's

[dogvom]

Sorry, John-o, if someone who looks like you is standing next to me at the urinal, there's no way I won't sneak a preview peek . I want to know what I'm going to be taking home with me.

[LeMaleHeureux]

I wish i could sing with ya in a gay bar: p, love your videos...

Love from France )

[lordoffire614]

Love the videos. I'm glad you added in this funny one. :D

[BelongerJ]

I like you single men dance. haha

[28symptoms]

i love you

so much

[tyzmini]

U r a cutie!

[ModernKami]

you are awesome just so you know.

[45tx35ou]

haha your singing!! lol its good ^^ cute! :)

[galefan2004]

You forgot the very important rule so here goes...RULE 6: Don't be surprised when the guy you meet in a gay bar is the kind of guy you would meet in a gay bar. When he ends up being a drunk that can't keep it in his pants while you date him then remember where you met him and don't expect him to change.

[rd2salina]

Excellent!

[stevecruzxxx]

C man loosen up!... you're cute an all but you have too many rules. I have to admit you lost me at Karaoke...The guys I know go to a gay bar to meet men not hold court. Men are horny that's the way were made- sneaking a peak is natural, and coming on to the bartender gets you... free drinks! well I get them... no shirts no service? and if you got it flaunt it... Don't be such a judgmental prude... next time I feel like swinging by the Log Cabin I'll definitely look you up...

[TheMrFraz]

Haha your videos never let me down, man.  I'm straight, and I love them all.

Keep on keepin' on, yo.

[astrolabe1976]

no, dont change the lyrics to the song!

[bretangell]

I think this prissy Polyanna needs to stay OUT of the gay bars!

And what's a "heterosexual song?"

You should NEVER change the artist's original lyrics to fit your own whims, gender or otherwise.

[Ron4788]

hahaha i like 0:41

so funny

[Charterways]

So when I am at the company christmas party and dancing/singing to "I kissed a girl" am I allowed to change the words to "I kissed a boy and I liked it"?

[wingfoot2004]

lol at your freudian slip... "do they want more views?" I'm sure you taking your top off will help increase your views!

Nice vid John, hope you're well

[dennyfinn2003]

In this video you talked of being trapped in the Bubble you came with, (six STRAIGHT Girls) and your chances are much LESS in meeting other Gay's like yourself, Hmmm? Ponder THIS Thought will ya, YOU, My Friend, will NEVER have THAT problem, even if you went with 30 straight girls, because, You, are H O (Double)tt.

[LukeBasarab]

great tips:D

[lazykido]

wahhhhh~ cute~ and funny~

[ilovecakexD]

singing wuuhuuu XD

[sebastianee]

Thank you, tips many gays could really use!

[ladyhawk2000]

Ha. Great timing. I'm going to a gay bar for the first time this saturday. Thanks for the tips :D

[dontwnturhndthistime]

I'd definitely invite you to 'accidentally' bump into me without your clothes on....

[Luuuufthansa]

I love you,dude :D ♥

[bhslopez]

Haven't gone to a gay bar yet, but will keep in note. Aha

[Atkamon]

But I think "I kissed a girl" is totally appropriate:D I mean, its just as "unnatural" for us, gay guys to kiss a girl as it is for Katy Perry:D

[Couver87]

Yea, you bring up a valid point!

[Atkamon]

HAHA I lol'ed when you sang Beyonce xD

[qjazz28]

Omg, so true!!! I wish someone would have given me these rules when I first came out and started going to gay bars! Listen to his advice newbies!!! Lol!

[dlyc4714]

five good ideas!!!!!

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

Omg thank you hate when you go out to a bar or party and guys take their clouths off its pretty gross. Listening to you sing to Beyonce made me LOL.

[tully40]

I HATE when cute boys pull a #3. They don't realize what a cock block their friends are. You mean I have to impress your friends too, pfft. I can't put the moves on you with your girlfriend standing there.

PS should be All the single fellas, just sounds better.

[checkeredstripes]

Hah! Amazingness! You always make me laugh. Love the humor that you bring to your answers!

[XxTom88xX]

<3 your vids but please don't sing!! lol

[calisuni]

Nipples!

[bcdaron]

Do guys at a gaybar DUH lol

[Surfer240]

1) I hate when that happens

2) Male bartenders hate me...idk why

3) I do that all the time

4) I always keep it on

5) All the single Fellas! all the single Fellas!

[matiou479]

I'm guessing a song involving relationships between men and women?

[csrunnerx]

I always take my shirt off when I'm dancing at the clubs and I always get compliments on it when everyone's leaving at closing. Sometimes it gets so hot that you have to!

[uvsmitty68]

I do hate it when there is a HERD of straight girls at the gay bar and they think they are the shit!! they often forget that no one wants to look at them in a gay bar (unless it is a lesbian bar of course).

I KNOW you get this from the heard of straight girls that ALWAYS show up at BS WEST. LOL It needs to be enforced LOL

[jtizzle1017]

I actually think you shouldn't change the lyrics to I Kissed A Girl. Cause it's about trying to see what's it like to kiss a girl. So wouldn't it be correct if a gay guy sings,"I Kissed A Girl...and I liked it." cause he is trying it out.

[SativaIsMyDog]

great tips!

[chrisr8808]

thanks you so much.......awesome

[HEIBAOSHEN]

If you slim and sleek, take off the shirt

if your very fat and hairy, leave the shirt on

[jasonmc2]

Loved you since your first post...

[duhpham]

you have nice eyes.

[TheChipster91]

I think he meant a gender specific song. Heterosexual was probably not the best way to put it. But he meant well. haha

[complicatedt1]

I would prolly say all the single fellas lol....

[rmntcartst]

Thanks for the advice <3

[frenchroolz]

I am kinda worried about the toilets in gay bars. the last thing i want is to have two guys in the stall next to me. that would be just way too freaky. i'm gay and all but that is going too far, it's a major turn off for me. cringes.

[frenchroolz]

LOL. "I kissed a boy and I liked it!" Whenever I hear that song I change the lyrics. It hell annoyes my friend.

[mitsaso]

YAY nice advice there!

I'd follow them but gay bars here in Greece freak me out... so I don't go there anyway.

[Sleyah]

L to the O to the L for # 5!!! I saw a video of Sam Sparro singing a cover of "American Boy" recently. Of course, he didn't really need to change the lyrics, =P

[BuzzOnTheFly]

HAHAHAHA. I thought this was excellent. I'm still laughing.