@AudienceLastClapper Lol believe me, I love meat (veggies too) and I eat heavy all the time XD Not a big pasta fan, but I eat rice all the time with at least one and a half cups a meal. And then I'd have snacks in between that range from fruits to burgers. I drink lots of water and I'm not a big fan of candy or softdrinks... Not a drinker, not a smoker, and I am athletic in and out of school. I don't really know what's with me, not that I'm complaining.. I guess it's just a hormonal thing? :o
you forgot one thing...Barbie is for kids you idiot they get a hold of beastiality barbie phephw forget about feeding ol max in the kennel there, you take your point way too far and over exaggerate them to a level were what your saying is that all these things people can relate too isnt a differentiality of being a perfect beautiful person your cankles barbie and obese barbie were valid points but serial killer barbie in that possibility the kids will be growing up thinking that yknow what i am
I find it a tad hypocritical that he wants people to not say "that's gay" (as it is offensive) yet he said "midget" as it is offensive to short stature individuals.
Lol, matel are so full of shit with all heir daft pin-up good model barbies... they just seem to get more and more pathetic as the years go... but if it's what the little boys n girls want then so be it!
good Lord! this is so funny! Although Chris Crocker says alot of crazy stuff, alot of his points are compleatly valid!!! I feel bad for the people who are too prude to look past his exterior to get his points.
no, he was trying to be funny at the same time as having a point. his point was that mattel creates barbies that are just sub-culturist notions of what a good/beautiful/normal person is, which is unrealistic and ignorant.
barbie's are so fake. like if your a little girl and u look at a barbie u see 'a perfectly skinny and beautiful girl, with the perfect body, that lives in a magical land with a hot boyfriend that loves her and owuld never hurt her'
BULLSHIT, no one is that lucky
also u should add victim of an abusive relationship barbie, comes with a free abusive Ken doll, and if u order now you'll get some broken beer glassed to go with him !!!!! :O
you know mental retardation and stroke isn't something to make fun of. My daughter had a stroke and now suffers from MR. Do you have any concern for anyone but your self. Your no better then the rest of the world. At least my child is slow because she's special unlike you, your just ignorant and stupid.
I agree with blacksandals...chris crocker is honest but not out-right mean. He's protecting those out there who are different because Mattel is making barbie into this perfect thing...which nobody is perfect.
okay chris i love your videos so much they are really funny and i support you all the way but making fun of people with tourettes isnt funny since i have suffered with tourettes all my life.. it isnt easy chris... im not trying to be rude im just voicing my feelings like you do..
The retard barbie would be the same as the chris crocker barbie
prokiller980 2 weeks ago
chris croker is a bitch~ he/she is a wretard
janelleswanson1 2 months ago
Scat barbie - a doll covered in shit.
EminentKnight 3 months ago
I love you Chris !
sophieissocool1 3 months ago
you need hellla help dude why the fuck would u wanna make barbie dolls 4 KIDS lyk that dumbass
jazzy1439 3 months ago
Can i buy a hotel whore barbie?
mtfashley 4 months ago
lol i get his point though. hes right.
kuntyfacedbitch 4 months ago
@AudienceLastClapper Lol believe me, I love meat (veggies too) and I eat heavy all the time XD Not a big pasta fan, but I eat rice all the time with at least one and a half cups a meal. And then I'd have snacks in between that range from fruits to burgers. I drink lots of water and I'm not a big fan of candy or softdrinks... Not a drinker, not a smoker, and I am athletic in and out of school. I don't really know what's with me, not that I'm complaining.. I guess it's just a hormonal thing? :o
ElizaDay08 6 months ago
@AudienceLastClapper I really wish to have more weight on me to be honest.
ElizaDay08 6 months ago
Why is it that whenever I watch Chris, I have this sudden urge to eat candy? :o
ElizaDay08 7 months ago
Shes not really making fun of those people shes saying barbies made are perfect but these barbies are more realistic that people can relate to
ringosan8035 7 months ago
gay barbie
MrPraski 7 months ago
retard barbei love it
hotbitch132 9 months ago
my brothers retarded. fuck you.
r6221996 9 months ago
Hahahahaha lmao at homeless barbie
8aceanator 10 months ago
you forgot gay/lesbian/tranny barbie :) best seller right there
shecat2467 11 months ago
obese barbie lol
rvggarcon 1 year ago
are you trying to get ur own barbie
puppy11098 1 year ago
Lesbian butch barbie?
eMisark 1 year ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMFG CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!. you are hilarious!<333
melissameo 1 year ago
you are every barbe in that list... mashed together in a form no one an resist to troll on... STOP TRYING TO COPY WOMEN YOU MAN WHORE!!!
bulldude8796 1 year ago
you forgot one thing...Barbie is for kids you idiot they get a hold of beastiality barbie phephw forget about feeding ol max in the kennel there, you take your point way too far and over exaggerate them to a level were what your saying is that all these things people can relate too isnt a differentiality of being a perfect beautiful person your cankles barbie and obese barbie were valid points but serial killer barbie in that possibility the kids will be growing up thinking that yknow what i am
TheEchoMarine 1 year ago
@TheEchoMarine beautiful even though i murder and brutally torture people to death???
TheEchoMarine 1 year ago
Im Not Being Racist But How Come There Is A WHITE trash Barbie And Not Something About Blacks .....?????
xxxOrlaaxxx 1 year ago
What about FAGGOT Barbie???? You left that out, ultra-gay.
Whadda fag.
monk3yp00p 1 year ago
Barbie man
martyn1986r1 1 year ago
My first pube barbie?!! ahhaha I pictured this normal barbie with one really really long golden pube!
lalalachachacha0123 1 year ago
A lot of you idiots don't get his point. You don't look beyond the surface, you just skim the first layer and judge.
God, people suck so hard.
Alacand 1 year ago
youre gorgeous.
danasaurussex 1 year ago
@danasaurussex thats a dude just so you know
padawanstarwars 1 year ago
@padawanstarwars I'm fully aware he's a dude thank you very much.
danasaurussex 1 year ago
@danasaurussex just makin sure
padawanstarwars 1 year ago
you say dont make fun of gays but make fun of retards you fucking bitch. you need to go to a mental hospital
xXZer0ApologiesXx 1 year ago
You racist, Katrina hatin SOB! You Effin nuts, even though you aint got none!!!!!
xCaptainJakx 1 year ago
hurricaine katrina barbie? hows that gonna be designed?!
jennycasi 1 year ago
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scootersoccer22 1 year ago
wow thanks a lot jerk! I'm cross-eyed.
915pirates 1 year ago
@915pirates so. so am i. i wish there was a cross eyed barbie. it would send a message.
TheKrystenrox 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAH!
titanicsbiggestfan 1 year ago
dumb bitch
xxNRxM1K3 1 year ago
you forgot trans gender barbie gay barbie lez barbie and last but not least he she barbie
lovelikekatie 1 year ago
I find it a tad hypocritical that he wants people to not say "that's gay" (as it is offensive) yet he said "midget" as it is offensive to short stature individuals.
xlemonbrainx 1 year ago
Lmfaoooooooooo pregnant teeeen momm(; barbie
CustyCow 1 year ago
hahaha. 'my first pube barbie'
duhhitskimmy 1 year ago
I totally LOLed Haha nice vid.
lilalchemist 1 year ago
wigger barbie!!!!! lmfaoooooooo
darknessfalling92 1 year ago
fire crouch barbie<33 bahaha
iSydney1234 1 year ago
Bahahahahaha OMG!!! ROFL!!
kaidians 1 year ago
wat aboout gay chris crocker baby
minimilne33 1 year ago
Obeast barbie... wow.
blondeballinbabe 1 year ago
@blondeballinbabe
he said Obese Barbie not Obeast
Obese- Clinically overweight
poshdelux 1 year ago
@poshdelux yeah my bad I spelled it wrong.. lol
blondeballinbabe 1 year ago
wait u forgot disturbed transsexual barbie :D
morgoth199 1 year ago 36
uhm...wats rong wit trannys? >:U
crows1001 1 year ago
@morgoth199 HAHAAHHAHAHA OOOOOHHHHH SHITTT
ClythiaMysticka 8 months ago
Lol, matel are so full of shit with all heir daft pin-up good model barbies... they just seem to get more and more pathetic as the years go... but if it's what the little boys n girls want then so be it!
beccamacs 1 year ago
wow u willl hit on their bussiness who would by those for their kids
URARMENIANPRINCESS 1 year ago
Woww Ur Fucking INSANE WAIT U NEED HELP
sillygiggle9028 1 year ago
lamo! XD
GeRrYsOsExY20 1 year ago
oh, and add small boobs barbie
nospacecase 1 year ago
i want those barbies, like all my sister's baribes are big boobed small waste blond perfect barbies
nospacecase 1 year ago
shemo barbie
abortion barbie
pregnant teen mom barbie
serial killer barbie
wigger barbie
firecrotch barbie
beastialiy barbie
LOVVVVVVEEEE ITTT :) :)
NinjaFAIL 1 year ago
hahaha too funny! love it!
reichenbachsgirl 1 year ago
you don't need to say that sh** cuz thats rude you a**ho**. My 5 year old cousin has touretes sendrum, and it aint funny
josh2hayes 1 year ago 2
i'd buy those!!! except the serial killer might be a little creepy to have in my room at night lol
marylabell13 1 year ago
Hahah, Funnyyy! :D
ZinahDelizia 2 years ago
XD oh my.
BaileyBlackrose 2 years ago
stroke crossed eyed obesesse Id own all of them lol and serial Killer
thePtiProductions 2 years ago
LOL this one is actully funny
mgf500 2 years ago
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thePtiProductions 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahaha
CELC1989 2 years ago
beastiality barbie fo sho ;D
alexlishous 2 years ago
LMFAO!
I'm a long time barbie collector. And if they made these barbies, I'd definetly own it
smnfaw3 2 years ago 2
good Lord! this is so funny! Although Chris Crocker says alot of crazy stuff, alot of his points are compleatly valid!!! I feel bad for the people who are too prude to look past his exterior to get his points.
eskimoboy008 2 years ago
WEE LOOVE CHRIIS CROCKER =D XX
gingerraver1 2 years ago 2
Barbie begins to sound like a funny word after a word (:
katiekaboom09 2 years ago
omg i want the serial killer barbie!
3daysgracegirl4ever 2 years ago
CHRIS CROCKER I LOVE YOU!!!
punker2day 2 years ago 2
wtf yea like little gurls want a freakin barbie that has throw up (eww)grow up and wat was ur point in saying all the bad things !!????
locomocomonkeyman9 2 years ago
its comedy comedy is sposed to be pointless and not to be taken seriously.
haileecullen 2 years ago
no, he was trying to be funny at the same time as having a point. his point was that mattel creates barbies that are just sub-culturist notions of what a good/beautiful/normal person is, which is unrealistic and ignorant.
beatles94813 2 years ago 34
I want one of all those barbies!! hahaha!
love it!
tellmewhenitrains 2 years ago
OMFG I LOVE THIS!!! HAHAHAHAHA
loveandhatred1 2 years ago
wtf. even if you are gay, your a grown man! Why are u talking about barbies?
karmalink20 2 years ago
omg i want the homeless barbie <3
kristakandy 2 years ago
MEE TOOOO =D I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
punker2day 2 years ago
killed it with his face!
thex74 2 years ago
YOU ARE SICK!!!!
2fieldhockey 2 years ago
lol loves it.....
rar3kain 2 years ago
How could you show a birth control barbie?!
:3
xcookiesxnxcreamx 2 years ago
You iz trollin!
laurencream 2 years ago
this was pretty funny chris
YT12345678910 2 years ago
killed it with hurricane katrina barbie.
taylorbaaby 2 years ago
Its MJ's kid!!
Scar3Kr0w 2 years ago
haahaaaaa
Salvabitch456 2 years ago
lol Chris is so awesome
dramionespuffy4eva 2 years ago
he or she wat eva it is, looks lke kate form jon and kate pulse 8
naynay2700 2 years ago
omg lol,so hard.hes a freakin retard lol,super funny man.
nyjeh3000 2 years ago
First period Barbie
!! Haha
rainbowsnow7596 2 years ago 6
i hate it u must be so stupid thinking anyone would want to watch this u crazy gay retard !!!
BabyAbsterluvsMatt 2 years ago
um ... you did.
KarmicBook 2 years ago 2
Um...obviously hes not a retard nor is he stupid for thinking anyone would want to watch this. 11,000 + people and YOU took the time to watch it :)
I love people who make asses out of themselves on youtube.
Psycho4Skittles 2 years ago 2
lol stroke barbie
lost2fairyfate 2 years ago 2
omg hurricane katrina barbie that is not ok (but funny)
joharmon86 2 years ago 2
lmao
bananastickerzgurl 2 years ago
OBEESED BARBIE!!! OH YEA!!!
sickkris 2 years ago 3
obeesed barbie?
ITS OBESE
Psycho4Skittles 2 years ago
my bad
sickkris 2 years ago
r u emo?
AlexZheludev 2 years ago
wtf...?? beastiality barbie who would
tammidevil 2 years ago
how 'bout a weavy barbie =]
or B>Sanity barbie =) =)
Elegantique 2 years ago
GOTH BARBIE ! GOTH BARBIE ! HAHAHA MAKE IT HAVE LIKE ITS OWN POETRY BOOK and cuts on its arm hahaha
fuckfuckfuck1234 2 years ago
Nerdy barbie (:,
Chris barbie ;) best seller comes with an extra jeffry star dolls ,
A black barbie,
SlagAmUFFIN barbie,
and Grunger barbie
Gay / Lesbian barbie
gracieexo 2 years ago
i would soo buy the nerdy barbie and chris barbie
but to be honest.....even as i child i passionatly despised barbies and all other dolls haha
annaj194 2 years ago
how about queen of ghetto barbie
kamkasladurna 2 years ago
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
queen of ghetto barbie
id boy it
brilliantfranz 2 years ago
Hurricane Katrina barbie, that is freaking hilarious!!!!!!
jessshaun623 2 years ago
lmaooooo!!!!!!! ilyyy
jamieiirk 2 years ago
and how bout a little gay barbie for the fucked up kids who who wanna follow in chris crockers footsteps
peterzimmera 2 years ago
Dyslexic Brabie?
cricketbat08 2 years ago
He forgot about chris crocker barbie XD
Karimata5 2 years ago 2
that was so funny
nairbrose 2 years ago
Hahaha.
xbeexritxnee21 2 years ago
who is this, notice how she says at the end "me and chris crocker" ... who is this??
xGodOfGta3x 2 years ago
WTF?!? homeless barbie?!? XD
boubaplusadi 2 years ago
... Drunk emo suacide Barbie with a resor blade ?!?
painlessTATTOOEDslut 2 years ago
Drunk emo suicide Barbie with a razor blade.
indigoranch 2 years ago
Homeless Barbie? Abused Barbie? And, I think Barbie is supposed to be a good example...
NeopetsFan08 2 years ago
xD Retard barbie...
LOLZ AMAZING
DOnt forget Scene Kid barbie eh?
Id buy thaat. :)
And a Chris Crocker barbie. It would be amazing acually. :P
MoonChild751 2 years ago
barbie's are so fake. like if your a little girl and u look at a barbie u see 'a perfectly skinny and beautiful girl, with the perfect body, that lives in a magical land with a hot boyfriend that loves her and owuld never hurt her'
BULLSHIT, no one is that lucky
also u should add victim of an abusive relationship barbie, comes with a free abusive Ken doll, and if u order now you'll get some broken beer glassed to go with him !!!!! :O
mrshall4 2 years ago
jaja my first period babie
caothick 2 years ago
ahaha. good good !
ScRaWiSh 2 years ago
Love this! Great list! :D
RetardedNanna 2 years ago
i would love to see a belimic barbie
XD
wait arent they already
notice how skinny they are but they have HUGE BOOBS!!!!!
like really sometins not rite wit barbies health lol
luv this vid
TheSexiSix6 2 years ago
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mackiie89 2 years ago
What about Barry barby? :) Could be a nice playmate for ken ;)
Huppelpoesje 2 years ago
omg chris, i couldn't agree with you more
i'm fucking sick of them making skinny barbies and that's it!
you make sense<3
xImperfectionxlove 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa, my fav one!, iloveyou chriss
ilovecolebeels 2 years ago
LMFAO!!!!
i LOVE this one!!!!! lol
EdwardxxCullenxxlove 2 years ago
OMG!! i love Chris Crocker...too sexy!! <33
mackiie89 2 years ago
that was weird funny..how old is chris?i wonder if thats how he acts in real life and hes like a grown guy its weird
12goofygoobers 2 years ago
hahahahhahaha xD
BabiiTommo 2 years ago
okwell i guess some ppl could relate but they should make a whole new store we dont wanna educate lil ones wit dis
adrianaeh 2 years ago
lol this very realistic
TeamJasperItalia 2 years ago
ahahahahahah
oh my goddd.
im so weak right now.
my stomach hurts !!
(:
jjoonnaaahh 2 years ago
lmfao. i couldnt stop laughing!!
EdwardxxCullenxxlove 2 years ago
i wanna tourette syndrome barbie....
FUCK SHIT BITCH lmao
itsanemofairytale 2 years ago
me too!1
EdwardxxCullenxxlove 2 years ago
that would teach us about life and what it is what it's not!!!~
Fairy2211 2 years ago
haha this is awesomee !!
i agree !
AAnnddrreeaaaa 2 years ago
nice makeup
FridaAune 2 years ago
lol <3
jussbuggin00 2 years ago
that...was fucking legend
aj200820082008 2 years ago
yay i wanna homeless barbie
tentenbunny 2 years ago
Fuck our generation and fuck you along with it.
TheOneTheOnlyBatman 2 years ago
you haunt my nightmares
jygf123 2 years ago
retard barbie :] lmfaooooo i love chris <3
pandaf27 2 years ago
retard barbie is chris crocker
JorgeBzrr 2 years ago
ahahahaah
ohh goddd.
i am maddd weakkk right noww.
ahahaha
:D
jjoonnaaahh 2 years ago
Chris is much smarter than he lets on. Just so you know.
starmadie06 2 years ago 4
strange =\
emmiibaybee13 2 years ago
you know mental retardation and stroke isn't something to make fun of. My daughter had a stroke and now suffers from MR. Do you have any concern for anyone but your self. Your no better then the rest of the world. At least my child is slow because she's special unlike you, your just ignorant and stupid.
ramza04 2 years ago
He;s making fun of Mattel, not people who suffer from AIDS, eating disorders, or stroke. This video is in support for your daughter.
blacksandals 2 years ago
I agree with blacksandals...chris crocker is honest but not out-right mean. He's protecting those out there who are different because Mattel is making barbie into this perfect thing...which nobody is perfect.
gorgeouswhit 2 years ago
ok, he's not making fun of your daughter!!! just mattel!! sheessh
jjoonnaaahh 2 years ago
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ramza04 2 years ago
ew i hate him so much
XoXoXcookiechickXoXo 2 years ago
okay chris i love your videos so much they are really funny and i support you all the way but making fun of people with tourettes isnt funny since i have suffered with tourettes all my life.. it isnt easy chris... im not trying to be rude im just voicing my feelings like you do..
missy
MissyLangford911 2 years ago
hahah love it
pokenjiggle 2 years ago
um... he was funny until Katrina... someone explain that to me >:(
renetrice 2 years ago
they should make a gay barbie [boy] that has there legs open to every man they see bc infact they should band you off youtube
zebra4princess 2 years ago 3
i hate you
wadrobes 2 years ago
hahaah
greatness as usual Chris
always424 2 years ago
ok bottom line... Barbie sucks =]
Liiana92 2 years ago
how about ur gay ass barbie
bastisucks 2 years ago
pmsll i lovee it :-L!!
cheescakeandcarrots 2 years ago
how would 'stroke barbie' sell? she'd just sit there and not do anything. on second thought, never mind. i'm retarded.
wyldknightn87 2 years ago
haha i hate the blonde normale barbie its gay because there saying that every girl should look like it
UZUMAKIDARK20 2 years ago
Horny Barbie
DanielJulisMorris 2 years ago
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU<3
concreteservent 2 years ago
fag
zaka7 2 years ago
serial killer barbie..omg, LOL
Ailina121 2 years ago
FAG
maremare1121 2 years ago