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  • The retard barbie would be the same as the chris crocker barbie

  • chris croker is a bitch~ he/she is a wretard

  • Scat barbie - a doll covered in shit.

  • I love you Chris !

  • you need hellla help dude why the fuck would u wanna make barbie dolls 4 KIDS lyk that dumbass

  • Can i buy a hotel whore barbie?

  • lol i get his point though. hes right.

  • @AudienceLastClapper Lol believe me, I love meat (veggies too) and I eat heavy all the time XD Not a big pasta fan, but I eat rice all the time with at least one and a half cups a meal. And then I'd have snacks in between that range from fruits to burgers. I drink lots of water and I'm not a big fan of candy or softdrinks... Not a drinker, not a smoker, and I am athletic in and out of school. I don't really know what's with me, not that I'm complaining.. I guess it's just a hormonal thing? :o

  • @AudienceLastClapper I really wish to have more weight on me to be honest.

  • Why is it that whenever I watch Chris, I have this sudden urge to eat candy? :o

  • Shes not really making fun of those people shes saying barbies made are perfect but these barbies are more realistic that people can relate to

  • gay barbie

  • retard barbei love it

  • my brothers retarded. fuck you.

    

  • Hahahahaha lmao at homeless barbie

  • you forgot gay/lesbian/tranny barbie :) best seller right there

  • obese barbie lol

  • are you trying to get ur own barbie

  • Lesbian butch barbie?

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMFG CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!. you are hilarious!<333

  • you are every barbe in that list... mashed together in a form no one an resist to troll on... STOP TRYING TO COPY WOMEN YOU MAN WHORE!!!

  • you forgot one thing...Barbie is for kids you idiot they get a hold of beastiality barbie phephw forget about feeding ol max in the kennel there, you take your point way too far and over exaggerate them to a level were what your saying is that all these things people can relate too isnt a differentiality of being a perfect beautiful person your cankles barbie and obese barbie were valid points but serial killer barbie in that possibility the kids will be growing up thinking that yknow what i am

  • @TheEchoMarine beautiful even though i murder and brutally torture people to death???

  • Im Not Being Racist But How Come There Is A WHITE trash Barbie And Not Something About Blacks .....?????

  • What about FAGGOT Barbie???? You left that out, ultra-gay.

    Whadda fag.

  • Barbie man

  • My first pube barbie?!! ahhaha I pictured this normal barbie with one really really long golden pube!

  • A lot of you idiots don't get his point. You don't look beyond the surface, you just skim the first layer and judge.

    God, people suck so hard.

  • youre gorgeous.

  • @danasaurussex thats a dude just so you know

  • @padawanstarwars I'm fully aware he's a dude thank you very much.

  • @danasaurussex just makin sure

  • you say dont make fun of gays but make fun of retards you fucking bitch. you need to go to a mental hospital

  • You racist, Katrina hatin SOB! You Effin nuts, even though you aint got none!!!!!

  • hurricaine katrina barbie? hows that gonna be designed?!

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  • wow thanks a lot jerk! I'm cross-eyed.

  • @915pirates so. so am i. i wish there was a cross eyed barbie. it would send a message.

  • HAHAHAHAHAH!

  • dumb bitch

  • you forgot trans gender barbie gay barbie lez barbie and last but not least he she barbie

  • I find it a tad hypocritical that he wants people to not say "that's gay" (as it is offensive) yet he said "midget" as it is offensive to short stature individuals.

  • Lmfaoooooooooo pregnant teeeen momm(; barbie

  • hahaha. 'my first pube barbie'

  • I totally LOLed Haha nice vid.

  • wigger barbie!!!!! lmfaoooooooo

  • fire crouch barbie<33 bahaha

  • Bahahahahaha OMG!!! ROFL!!

  • wat aboout gay chris crocker baby

  • Obeast barbie... wow.

  • @blondeballinbabe

    he said Obese Barbie not Obeast

    Obese- Clinically overweight

  • @poshdelux yeah my bad I spelled it wrong.. lol

  • wait u forgot disturbed transsexual barbie :D

  • uhm...wats rong wit trannys? >:U

  • @morgoth199 HAHAAHHAHAHA OOOOOHHHHH SHITTT

  • Lol, matel are so full of shit with all heir daft pin-up good model barbies... they just seem to get more and more pathetic as the years go... but if it's what the little boys n girls want then so be it!

  • wow u willl hit on their bussiness who would by those for their kids

  • Woww Ur Fucking INSANE WAIT U NEED HELP

  • lamo! XD

  • oh, and add small boobs barbie

  • i want those barbies, like all my sister's baribes are big boobed small waste blond perfect barbies

  • shemo barbie

    abortion barbie

    pregnant teen mom barbie

    serial killer barbie

    wigger barbie

    firecrotch barbie

    beastialiy barbie

    LOVVVVVVEEEE ITTT :) :)

  • hahaha too funny! love it!

  • you don't need to say that sh** cuz thats rude you a**ho**. My 5 year old cousin has touretes sendrum, and it aint funny

  • i'd buy those!!! except the serial killer might be a little creepy to have in my room at night lol

  • Hahah, Funnyyy! :D

  • XD oh my.

  • stroke crossed eyed obesesse Id own all of them lol and serial Killer

  • LOL this one is actully funny

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  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • beastiality barbie fo sho ;D

  • LMFAO!

    I'm a long time barbie collector. And if they made these barbies, I'd definetly own it

  • good Lord! this is so funny! Although Chris Crocker says alot of crazy stuff, alot of his points are compleatly valid!!! I feel bad for the people who are too prude to look past his exterior to get his points.

  • WEE LOOVE CHRIIS CROCKER =D XX

  • Barbie begins to sound like a funny word after a word (:

  • omg i want the serial killer barbie!

  • CHRIS CROCKER I LOVE YOU!!!

  • wtf yea like little gurls want a freakin barbie that has throw up (eww)grow up and wat was ur point in saying all the bad things !!????

  • its comedy comedy is sposed to be pointless and not to be taken seriously.

  • no, he was trying to be funny at the same time as having a point. his point was that mattel creates barbies that are just sub-culturist notions of what a good/beautiful/normal person is, which is unrealistic and ignorant.

  • I want one of all those barbies!! hahaha!

    love it!

  • OMFG I LOVE THIS!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • wtf. even if you are gay, your a grown man! Why are u talking about barbies?

  • omg i want the homeless barbie <3

  • MEE TOOOO =D I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

  • killed it with his face!

  • YOU ARE SICK!!!!

  • lol loves it.....

  • How could you show a birth control barbie?!

    :3

  • You iz trollin!

  • this was pretty funny chris

  • killed it with hurricane katrina barbie.

  • Its MJ's kid!!

  • haahaaaaa

  • lol Chris is so awesome

  • he or she wat eva it is, looks lke kate form jon and kate pulse 8

  • omg lol,so hard.hes a freakin retard lol,super funny man.

  • First period Barbie

    !! Haha

  • i hate it u must be so stupid thinking anyone would want to watch this u crazy gay retard !!!

  • um ... you did.

  • Um...obviously hes not a retard nor is he stupid for thinking anyone would want to watch this. 11,000 + people and YOU took the time to watch it :)

    I love people who make asses out of themselves on youtube.

  • lol stroke barbie

  • omg hurricane katrina barbie that is not ok (but funny)

  • lmao

  • OBEESED BARBIE!!! OH YEA!!!

  • obeesed barbie?

    ITS OBESE

  • my bad

  • r u emo?

  • wtf...?? beastiality barbie who would

  • how 'bout a weavy barbie =]

    or B>Sanity barbie =) =)

  • GOTH BARBIE ! GOTH BARBIE ! HAHAHA MAKE IT HAVE LIKE ITS OWN POETRY BOOK and cuts on its arm hahaha

  • Nerdy barbie (:,

    Chris barbie ;) best seller comes with an extra jeffry star dolls ,

    A black barbie,

    SlagAmUFFIN barbie,

    and Grunger barbie

    Gay / Lesbian barbie

  • i would soo buy the nerdy barbie and chris barbie

    but to be honest.....even as i child i passionatly despised barbies and all other dolls haha

  • how about queen of ghetto barbie

  • yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    queen of ghetto barbie

    id boy it

  • Hurricane Katrina barbie, that is freaking hilarious!!!!!!

  • lmaooooo!!!!!!! ilyyy

  • and how bout a little gay barbie for the fucked up kids who who wanna follow in chris crockers footsteps

  • Dyslexic Brabie?

  • He forgot about chris crocker barbie XD

  • that was so funny

  • Hahaha.

  • who is this, notice how she says at the end "me and chris crocker" ... who is this??

  • WTF?!? homeless barbie?!? XD

  • ... Drunk emo suacide Barbie with a resor blade ?!?

  • Drunk emo suicide Barbie with a razor blade.

  • Homeless Barbie? Abused Barbie? And, I think Barbie is supposed to be a good example...

  • xD Retard barbie...

    LOLZ AMAZING

    DOnt forget Scene Kid barbie eh?

    Id buy thaat. :)

    And a Chris Crocker barbie. It would be amazing acually. :P

  • barbie's are so fake. like if your a little girl and u look at a barbie u see 'a perfectly skinny and beautiful girl, with the perfect body, that lives in a magical land with a hot boyfriend that loves her and owuld never hurt her'

    BULLSHIT, no one is that lucky

    also u should add victim of an abusive relationship barbie, comes with a free abusive Ken doll, and if u order now you'll get some broken beer glassed to go with him !!!!! :O

  • jaja my first period babie

  • ahaha. good good !

  • Love this! Great list! :D

  • i would love to see a belimic barbie

    XD

    wait arent they already

    notice how skinny they are but they have HUGE BOOBS!!!!!

    like really sometins not rite wit barbies health lol

    luv this vid

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  • What about Barry barby? :) Could be a nice playmate for ken ;)

  • omg chris, i couldn't agree with you more

    i'm fucking sick of them making skinny barbies and that's it!

    you make sense<3

  • hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa, my fav one!, iloveyou chriss

  • LMFAO!!!!

    i LOVE this one!!!!! lol

  • OMG!! i love Chris Crocker...too sexy!! <33

  • that was weird funny..how old is chris?i wonder if thats how he acts in real life and hes like a grown guy its weird

  • hahahahhahaha xD

  • okwell i guess some ppl could relate but they should make a whole new store we dont wanna educate lil ones wit dis

  • lol this very realistic

  • ahahahahahah

    oh my goddd.

    im so weak right now.

    my stomach hurts !!

    (:

  • lmfao. i couldnt stop laughing!!

  • i wanna tourette syndrome barbie....

    FUCK SHIT BITCH lmao

  • me too!1

  • that would teach us about life and what it is what it's not!!!~

  • haha this is awesomee !!

    i agree !

  • nice makeup

  • lol <3

  • that...was fucking legend

  • yay i wanna homeless barbie

  • Fuck our generation and fuck you along with it.

  • you haunt my nightmares

  • retard barbie :] lmfaooooo i love chris <3

  • retard barbie is chris crocker

  • ahahahaah

    ohh goddd.

    i am maddd weakkk right noww.

    ahahaha

    :D

  • Chris is much smarter than he lets on. Just so you know.

  • strange =\

  • you know mental retardation and stroke isn't something to make fun of. My daughter had a stroke and now suffers from MR. Do you have any concern for anyone but your self. Your no better then the rest of the world. At least my child is slow because she's special unlike you, your just ignorant and stupid.

  • He;s making fun of Mattel, not people who suffer from AIDS, eating disorders, or stroke. This video is in support for your daughter.

  • I agree with blacksandals...chris crocker is honest but not out-right mean. He's protecting those out there who are different because Mattel is making barbie into this perfect thing...which nobody is perfect.

  • ok, he's not making fun of your daughter!!! just mattel!! sheessh

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  • ew i hate him so much

  • okay chris i love your videos so much they are really funny and i support you all the way but making fun of people with tourettes isnt funny since i have suffered with tourettes all my life.. it isnt easy chris... im not trying to be rude im just voicing my feelings like you do..

    missy

  • hahah love it

  • um... he was funny until Katrina... someone explain that to me >:(

  • they should make a gay barbie [boy] that has there legs open to every man they see bc infact they should band you off youtube

  • i hate you

  • hahaah

    greatness as usual Chris

  • ok bottom line... Barbie sucks =]

  • how about ur gay ass barbie

  • pmsll i lovee it :-L!!

  • how would 'stroke barbie' sell? she'd just sit there and not do anything. on second thought, never mind. i'm retarded.

  • haha i hate the blonde normale barbie its gay because there saying that every girl should look like it

  • Horny Barbie

  • I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU<3

  • fag

  • serial killer barbie..omg, LOL

  • FAG