Louis C.K.-Shameless part 4

[cameronk7]

the truth. this man speaks it.

[AstOnokReviews]

OMG THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM

as soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting

wow

[JimReaper24]

haha his female voice is awesome XD

[SirJambaJews]

As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting.

[aphamox]

viewer # 598,999



[lp6470]

"Oh fuck! The whole hand, that is genius!"

[yatdal]

> when she touched my dick i came and started farting

[emmmilyrose]

i'm surprised he's still married after this aha

[datasoluble]

@emmmilyrose he's divorced now

[emmmilyrose]

@datasoluble hahaha no shit? that's hilarious (although perhaps not for his kids)

[HieiGogetaKira28]

@emmmilyrose He is way not lol

[SZ720FM]

2:03 I've watched this like 100 times, and I JUST realized that he almost knocked over the mic stand with his "young boy touching his dick to many surfaces" bit... Haha, he made a nice grab too.

[mariwana18]

My tummy hurts :o

[TheAllboutwin]

Never getting married. Fuck that.

[ManUntdForever]

I can't stop laughing.

This guy is a genius.

Thanks for posting.

[1y9b9b]

"i didn't know what i had boy."

oh god

XD

[lebanonify1]

louis c.k. > everyone

[TheBlueLegionMonkey]

i came and started farting

[JeffTheRambler]

.....

[liberator235]

FUCK YOU I PAY THE RENT I'LL SHIT ON HER BED IF I WANT TO

[Jaarke]

I never wanna get married after hearing all the stuff Louis tells about marriage...

[channing76]

Thats gotta be the funniest 10 minutes I've ever heard. Amazing.

[crudhousefull]

I started pressing my dick onto my stomach when I was 8 lol. Didn't figure out how to do it proper till I was like 13

[fLcGambit]

haha this makes me real not want to get married

[TheLast2nd]

"I sat on an 11 year old boy's ass while he masturbated" - Louis C.K.

[cvillasenor2]

omg i really should not be watching this at work... i'm about to burst out laughing!! instead my eyes are just tearing up from holding it in LMMFAO!!!

[WayneYonke]

We don't know what anything in the world will be like when his daughter is 18. I see grade schoolers dressed like Miley cyrus or worse... Time..

[DylanTheMutant]

oklahoma shoutout.

[yondaime4000]

you should make annotations to the next part, great fucking upload though

louis is the king

[SecretService80]

9:37 had my stomach hurting it was so funny. This guy is a fucking comedic legend.

[efrainthegreat]

shit, my dicks gonna be fucked up...

[TheEpicImpaler]

This guy is my hero.

[carleethe1st]

I'm scared to go on.... And that poor little girl! One day she is gonna understand what he is talking about and will see a tape where her fathers in front of a huge audience of people who payed to hear jokes and he is joking about her mom giving him a terrible hand job in her room!

[Mozart1220]

@carleethe1st Maybe the girl will be borought up to understand that they were jokes that not only were not serious, but that also paid for everything she had. Maybe she will be brought up without the stick up he ass most of us have about subjects like this.

[MrLegoMan88]

lol, poor louis

[katerockeIII]

I think i know why Louie and his wife separeted...

[movieaddict19]

This is hilarious, but fuck that woman in the back laughing obnoxiously loud is annoying, I would have told to stfu if I was there

[MrAbortionClinic]

So funny, because I used to masturbate with 2 fingers for about a year lol

[runepk4life500]

Thumbs up if thinking about Jeff makes your dick hurt, then you realize he meant horizontally and not vertically...

[masterofevilshadow]

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[Zickino167]

2:32

I laughed for 2 minutes at that

[pissedoffdude87]

Louis CK, hands down the funniest white guy on the planet

[erickpoint0]

@pissedoffdude87 LOL do you know hes actually mexican-american not all white

[numbsock1]

@erickpoint0 He's 100% Caucasian, with some polish blood. He was only a mexican expat. I live in Sweden but I'm Italian american from new york. Doesn't mean I'm swedish.

[CroBlondie]

Don't worry Louis...I'd fuck you anytime anywhere.

[kdemon17]

LOL

[revmaynard007]

fuck you, go fuck someone else, ill jerk off to you later......probably have a better time LMAO!!!

[PyschadelicFan]

@TheRevofClowns no..not at all..

[MrBlond3]

I liked at... something we need to do so we don't murder people!

[GreenHazeMan]

as i say

hit then split Lol

[buckleygeneration]

Wow, it's a wonder he's divorced now.

[mrolson0603]

@buckleygeneration Is he divorced? I thought he was married.

[renegadeofunk]

@mrolson0603 Nope, divorced. The fact that he did all that is incredible to me. I'm not saying whether its right or wrong, but its just amazing that he unabashedly included all those jokes about his marriage and kids to his routine. Clearly it worked out because he's famous now, but I just wonder how many men would have the balls to do that shit.

[ProducShuns]

@renegadeofunk i know what you mean. i dont think many comedians would bring their personal lives into their acts in the way that louis does. it's worked for him anyhow, which is good. a lot of the shit he says about his daughter are things you wouldn't expect to hear from a comedian. it offends us and our expectations, which is partly why it's so good. same shit done by great comedians like lenny bruce, bill hicks and george carlin

[buckleygeneration]

@mrolson0603 They divorced in 2008, I think.

[gbortuhno]

Youtube should have a spoiler tag for comments ! -.-

[MrTheBumjack]

i used to masturbate like jeff. And he's right, it does fuck your dick up, so don't do it. i'm stuck with my mesed up penis now :)

[tommyjohnson142]

@MrTheBumjack How does doing it that way mess it up?

[TheHowks]

Louis CK is pure genius. He's one of very few comedians that can make me shit my pants laughing.

[gonzopoet00]

the saddest thing that ever happened in america

[jayrusty]

is no-sex in a marriage a reality or a myth or is it just an american thing?

why would a woman not like or want to have sex with a man she already agreed to marry? (unless he let himself go or changed or become horrible or smthg during that time - but she's getting older & worse too, all the time!)

[BismuthWasTaken]

@jayrusty my parents have been married for 27 years now and as far as I know they still fuck like bunnies

[BismuthWasTaken]

@jayrusty though I must say I live in Quebec, Canada, not in America, maybe that's what makes the difference :D

[PmalWD]

@BismuthWasTaken oooo yes i makes a difference! lol moi aussi c la meme chose! ahaha!

[dirkbikeman1001]

@jayrusty Its just about jokes.

[KillstealingPrick]

03:30 Damn it. I lost it.

It's 4 AM and I am laughing like an idiot.

[d0nth4t30nthis]

The way some people in the audience laugh is hilarious.

[Fyndy]

LMAO! If I had been the girlfriend I would have been laughing too ^___^

Farting makes me giggle...lmao

[tragictravisty]

i swear i heard that joke about the 11 year old masturbating somewhere else (i assume the other person stole it from louis)

[Kogerii]

Louis CK confirmed for gay.

[SolidReader]

there are 14 dislikes, but no dislike bar.

[Kinksayshi]

@SolidReader no.

[MrTenshiSenpai]

Louis C.K confirmed for /b/tard

[LHoT10820]

Should not be eating cereal and watching this. Gotta clean the kitchen now.

[JoeyWillNihalTrio]

14 people are Dane Cook

[justukaslietuvis]

My chest hurts!

[WhoStoleMyFlamingo]

I came and started farting.

[SarahRougex]

ahahahaha llmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lisaking22]

He made spilling the beans about Jeff's name even worse by admitting that he wasn't using a pseudonym! haha

[FreakmundZoid]

"there we sat, just fucking married, on the couch" - as simple as it is, that's a very vivid description of the situation

[FreakmundZoid]

I vote for really good friend

[bicuriousgal66]

So hilarious

[TheGravitationist]

sheeeeeeeeeit I've been doing the bed pressure thing forever

[thagooeyjuice]

I'd have sex with Louis C.K and not be ashamed!!!

[Grotomode]

I started masturbating with the entire hand from the very first time!

[TheMonkiAss]

what he says about his wife is bull..women love men who can make them laugh, i bet he has great sex, but that wouldn't be funny to talk about so..

[ozeri98]

14 people are deaf

[TheGenericrobot]

@ozeri98

And used Youtube's caption system.

[qaiex]

2:26 AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH!!!!!!!!

[6thcomm]

lmao I love how the camera zooms in at 4:37 after 'so i sat on his ass...'

[Simpuns]

@6thcomm The camera's judging him.

[Bandaids4ever]

One day his daughter is going to watch this. :D

[horsinroundkevin]

LOL.....farting right now....

[neroxtreme1380]

I love that he made an "as soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting" joke.

[Coverfire14]

@neroxtreme1380 You realize that the routine is 4 years old, which is before that joke was around, right?

[jimmyhayers]

@neroxtreme1380 He was the person who started it all

[jonnithundahhhh]

im sitting here eating thai take out and im all of a sudden not very hungry

[mit858585]

I used to masturbate like that and it does fuck your dick up :\

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD

[crrofts]

@mit858585 i just dont gt how you can masturbate by squashing your dick haha

[kalo484]

@mit858585 what does it do to it?

[mit858585]

@kalo484 It feels good man

[Boondocks18]

12 people still jerk off with only two fingers

[SantaClausiMausi]

@ProLit yes because he is such a jackass to listen to ANYTHING without headphones in a LIBRARY. i think he was more referring to the point that he laughed really loudly although he tried to avoid it...

[ghmj2607]

Make it go back in there. Can you make it go back in?

[moshe8lek]

I Started Farting!!! XD

[eliteguy94]

Hey.

This was uploaded on my birthday.

[magicaIpineapple]

as soon as she touched my dick i came and started farting

[fartmonkey200]

i discovered masturbation at age 6...

[sathanaful]

WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE 10 FUCKING IDIOTS THAT DISLIKE THIS... FUCK THEN ALL FUCKING BORING PIECES OF SHIT.

[lvldsnr]

Late @ 18? I'm 28 and still to get laid :-/

[Sirchadismyname]

@lvldsnr you have my sympathy, brother

[dablueiguana]

Oh fuck that whole hand?! That's genius!!

[ZEFxX]

10 people are ashamed

[jluckylaxer17]

I'm watching this in a library right now

[MrPlaystation3freak]

@jluckylaxer17 Good choice of places to watch!

[CIoudbby]

these are some god awful captions

[JeffTheRambler]

This stand up series just got a lot more awkward for me...

[Mastersteef123]

@JeffTheRambler hahahahhahahhahahhahah Jeff :')

[neongoldtooth]

10 people watched this in a library

[couturebabex33]

Jeff disliked this 9 times.

[CommanderNeutralGray]

@MrSpears82 You know... I support gays and all that but that... was kind of a sad attempt to say "Hey, I'm gay!" Plus, this isn't an example of all heterosexual married sex. I know many married people with a very healthy sex life.

[1223Melo]

@MrSpears82 You can't be much happier.

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@MrSpears82 awesome

[dinolover]

@MrSpears82 good for you i guess

[siemvandenberg]

@MrSpears82 it's also filthy and disgusting and against gods will!

[numbsock1]

@siemvandenberg Now why did you have to go and say that? I thought we were bashing this troll on behalf of Louis, not god or whatever deity you worship

[AzureTape12]

@siemvandenberg You have just been diagnosed with being a retarded,scared,blinded f*cked up religious asshole :D. Just coming from another straight guy you piece of shit :). Oh btw ( I want FUCK Christoph Waltz. yes you read that correctly)

[siemvandenberg]

@AzureTape12 haha hey hello, random angry internet guy. Reading that i'm a religious asshole has really made me curious as to what my comment was. Because i cant seem to find it on here. And being pretty much not religious in any sense, it must have been one hell of a funny comment. With some sarcasm in the mix maybe? I would be very pleased to hear it from an enlightened being, such as yourself.

Yours truly, retarded,scared,blinded f*cked up religious guy.

[lolsillyskop]

@MrSpears82 Your comment ruined his bit..And fuck any politically correct idiots who wanna cry about this

[YourResource2]

@GarIicjr exactly im a great guy and im gay :DD

[rainydaze1212]

@GarIicjr Wowww...come on a comedy video and can't take a joke?? He was just expounding on the comments that Louis made in this video in a humorous way.

[danielceltics20]

@GarIicjr what did he say? :P

[GarIicjr]

@danielceltics20 i dont even remember

[RedDwarffs]

@GarIicjr Learn the difference between "your" and "you're".

[GarIicjr]

@RedDwarffs why so i can insult people in youtube comment boxes with correct grammar? who gives a shit dude...its fucking youtube...if i was writing an essay or something for school i could see why you would find it so crucial that i make sure every word and sentence is perfectly formed. but its not that, its a fucking youtube comment box. so instead of pretending you are actually trying to help me "learn". im gonna go with your just being a fag too...so fuck you and any body that came with U!

[SLCBronco]

@MrSpears82 And the fact that you took a fat, red-headed (hilarious) comedian that seriously and actually believe that all straight married sex is pathetic because he said so on stage tells me you believe only what you want to believe. I would also imagine that you would have a fit if someone made a broad, generalized, homophobic comment towards you (which is exactly what you just did in reverse). Keep chucking rocks. The great thing about rocks is they can be thrown back, Harder. lol

[iRULEYAY]

@SLCBronco Who cares.

[mogly1311]

@MrSpears82 thats disgusting that 30 people liked that comment.

[Jordnice]

@mogly1311 Stfu gay people are awesome

[mhammer1777]

@MrSpears82 fuck off asshole, faggot

[numbsock1]

@MrSpears82 Yeah, fuck reproduction! No seriously. Flaunt your pseudovag somewhere else.

[MastercheifisaHoBo]

This is the best thing i have ever seen

[forevercold88]

fuck bla bla hi



[berkoYT]

lol a begruging f*&# in a weird situation... lmao

[berkoYT]

lol a begruging f*&# in a weird situation... lmao

[ipewpewu1]

the whole hand.. awesome.

[itsadeepburn]

This guy's comedy is therapy

[LordHines420]

3:04 same. exact. thing. happened to me. i used to do it that same way and then found out about the other way like wtf.... and at that age i also used to rub my dick on any random thing i could find too. we're like the same. its so fucked up. 8:04 you are god. no really, i try my hardest not to murder my entire family every day.

[BelfastAtheist]

Lol the captions on this are fantastic.

8:19

''Nurse I can cry after electricity conferences some that we used to be what murder in Israel''

LMFAO, I feel sorry for deaf people.

[2pacisgoDIamOJ]

wooow the whole hand, thats fucking genius!!!!!!!!!!!  AHAHAHHA LOOOL

[duncan1591]

I wonder what his girl is guna think when she hears that her dad got a handjob in her room lol

[amyliz143ny]

I'd totally let Louis hit it.

[campbpar]

8:38 Well, he's in this bitch for life, now.

[campbpar]

2:45 He doesn't give a fuck. You all saw it in his eyes. Not a fuck was given.

[campbpar]

1:20 THAT'S MEAN! !!! WOW, THE humility.

[RichieDee123]

Thumbs up if you think he went home and his wife sucked his dick for being famous. xD

[bosshog7169]

He divorced that biotch since this show

[tonyryuz]

he farts and came, now i know he and his wife are not high school sweet hearts =)

[Butteryjam]

It's 1:30 and i have nothing better to do with my time. I don't even give a shit because it's funny as fuck.

[TheIllestVillain]

whenever i show someone louis ck who's never seen him, i show them this: part 4 of shamless on youtube. this clip is the best.

[Davers84]

I couldn't stop laughing at 6:35-6:45. LOL

[Scotch7000]

poor dude. needs to find a better woman

[tehsatchm0n]

3:32 hahahaha