I don't know if he's a jesuit or working for the illuminati as yet another distraction from whats really behind the NWO. But the people who blindly follow him are still blind followers. If you're passionate about the truth, then verify what you hear on his show. And even if they "got to him too" and he's steering people away from the deepest darkest truth, I'd bet he only stays on the air because he gets the chance to bring people closer to discovering something he can't talk about.
Alex Jones screams " 'Taint cher slaves!" into microphone speaker...then the fast food worker said "I just wanted to know what you want on your Bildeberger."
what shit didn't happen: 9/11, war in afghanistan, war in iraq, patriot act, 7-7 bombings, madrid bombings, economic collapse, financial bailouts, copenhagen this year, H1N1 hype, etc... Im not saying Alex is right, but shit has happened pointing in that direction.
shit that hasn't happened: Y2K, Fema camps, martial law- thats about it.
we might not be accurate in predictions, but I don't c anyone else tryin to end the situation.
"AHHHH THE RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO NUKE US OVER Y2K! CASH MACHINES AND ATM'S ARE FAILING, FOOD AND SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT, POWER PLANTS ARE SHUTTING DOWN AND BLOWING UP, EVERYONE CONSIDER FLEEING FOR YOUR LIVES"
That's pretty much a direct quote from his Y2K show (paraphrased) on December 31st 1999 bringing in the new millennium. He had people scared packing up their stored food and getting the hell out of the city. He makes patriots look like morons.
The Reverened Alex Jones wishes to remind everyone that the new world order and the one world government has been predicted in the bible and is taking over. If you wish to combat the new world order with this one man fighting machine send your donation of $99.95 to: Getting The Illuminati Undercover With Willy Nelson. You go where only dreamer have wished to go. Travel to the paradise of the global elitist. And you'll go in YOUR NEW CAR! That's right. With affordable payments you can have a car.
but this wont sell anything but portay alex jones as a nut job thats all...ppl that dont know about him wont take him serious and ppl that already think hes a nut job will more than likely believe it more so damage will be done...your putting more ppl into deep sleep with this.
goof of something else pal your parody mocks and casts a shadow over the truth that soo many ppl sleep on..so instead of goofing off and making matters worse instead do more constructive shit like wake ppl up..you ease of mothrfucker
My parody exemplifies a TRUTH Alex Jones himself has discussed...That he, at times, becomes flustered and speaks odd phrases in protest when in public. Think SNL with this shit, nothing more or less. Humor is all this is...and I thank you for your valid concerns that lead to this discussion. People DO need to realize I am not anti-Jones, merely goofing on his manner of public speaking....and keep in mind: HUMOR SELLS, thus aiding in "waking people up."
do not fear the new world order my friend. the illuminati and the free masons are the good guys. the only people who need fear the thousand year reign of peace and prosperity are those with guilty concience. may god bless you =)
It's called parody asshole! Think for a second here...How the hell would I know what Alex Jones sounds like and what his video content is without my first having watched his videos? I don't find any Illuminati/NWO/Police State shit to be a "joke." These things are a powerful and dangerous reality. I was simply having fun goofing on Alex Jones' (at times)odd verbalizations in public, which HE HIMSELF poked fun of on his own damn show the other night...So ease off the bullshit already..
That being said. This video is hilarious and I did laugh out loud watching it.
joesnothome 1 year ago
I don't know if he's a jesuit or working for the illuminati as yet another distraction from whats really behind the NWO. But the people who blindly follow him are still blind followers. If you're passionate about the truth, then verify what you hear on his show. And even if they "got to him too" and he's steering people away from the deepest darkest truth, I'd bet he only stays on the air because he gets the chance to bring people closer to discovering something he can't talk about.
joesnothome 1 year ago
hahahaahaha "WE'RE NOT YOUR SLAVES!"
hahaha
breetown123 1 year ago
Alex Jones screams " 'Taint cher slaves!" into microphone speaker...then the fast food worker said "I just wanted to know what you want on your Bildeberger."
ClairvoyantDreamer29 2 years ago
you wont be laughing next year.
matsutakneatche 2 years ago
thats what you kooks have been saying for years and shit never happened quite your lilly livered crying bitch
howthefagworks 2 years ago
what shit didn't happen: 9/11, war in afghanistan, war in iraq, patriot act, 7-7 bombings, madrid bombings, economic collapse, financial bailouts, copenhagen this year, H1N1 hype, etc... Im not saying Alex is right, but shit has happened pointing in that direction.
shit that hasn't happened: Y2K, Fema camps, martial law- thats about it.
we might not be accurate in predictions, but I don't c anyone else tryin to end the situation.
sil3ntxOblivion 2 years ago
What about the pier 57 camp...its holding facility for large groups of people like protestors.
brandyanne777 1 year ago
I have a better impression of Alex Jones:
"AHHHH THE RUSSIANS ARE GOING TO NUKE US OVER Y2K! CASH MACHINES AND ATM'S ARE FAILING, FOOD AND SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT, POWER PLANTS ARE SHUTTING DOWN AND BLOWING UP, EVERYONE CONSIDER FLEEING FOR YOUR LIVES"
That's pretty much a direct quote from his Y2K show (paraphrased) on December 31st 1999 bringing in the new millennium. He had people scared packing up their stored food and getting the hell out of the city. He makes patriots look like morons.
NewWorld0dor 2 years ago
no patriots are morons
howthefagworks 2 years ago
You're an idiot.
Maybe if you had a father, you'd have learned better.
NewWorld0dor 2 years ago
lol i dont have a father
lunatic
howthefagworks 2 years ago
This parody is fantastic. But the NWO is a joke. Look up the conspiracy sceptic podcasts take on it for example.
Pollyannappollyon 3 years ago
Good comic relief guys! (savior02) People like comedy! People will wonder what they are imitating & investigate further!
Originalkookster 3 years ago
The Reverened Alex Jones wishes to remind everyone that the new world order and the one world government has been predicted in the bible and is taking over. If you wish to combat the new world order with this one man fighting machine send your donation of $99.95 to: Getting The Illuminati Undercover With Willy Nelson. You go where only dreamer have wished to go. Travel to the paradise of the global elitist. And you'll go in YOUR NEW CAR! That's right. With affordable payments you can have a car.
LOVEnLiberty 3 years ago
I guest you favorite position is doggystyle so you and your wife can both watch NASCAR fucking redneck
cmaxlefou 3 years ago
ok...you get a mild "humph"...a hint of amusement. But you could have made it a lot funnier.
You get 4 stars for the creative effort!
peltecs 3 years ago
but this wont sell anything but portay alex jones as a nut job thats all...ppl that dont know about him wont take him serious and ppl that already think hes a nut job will more than likely believe it more so damage will be done...your putting more ppl into deep sleep with this.
savior02 3 years ago
goof of something else pal your parody mocks and casts a shadow over the truth that soo many ppl sleep on..so instead of goofing off and making matters worse instead do more constructive shit like wake ppl up..you ease of mothrfucker
savior02 3 years ago
My parody exemplifies a TRUTH Alex Jones himself has discussed...That he, at times, becomes flustered and speaks odd phrases in protest when in public. Think SNL with this shit, nothing more or less. Humor is all this is...and I thank you for your valid concerns that lead to this discussion. People DO need to realize I am not anti-Jones, merely goofing on his manner of public speaking....and keep in mind: HUMOR SELLS, thus aiding in "waking people up."
internetjunky1975 3 years ago
do not fear the new world order my friend. the illuminati and the free masons are the good guys. the only people who need fear the thousand year reign of peace and prosperity are those with guilty concience. may god bless you =)
markbotv3 3 years ago
your a douche bag NWO is no joke bitch
savior02 3 years ago
It's called parody asshole! Think for a second here...How the hell would I know what Alex Jones sounds like and what his video content is without my first having watched his videos? I don't find any Illuminati/NWO/Police State shit to be a "joke." These things are a powerful and dangerous reality. I was simply having fun goofing on Alex Jones' (at times)odd verbalizations in public, which HE HIMSELF poked fun of on his own damn show the other night...So ease off the bullshit already..
internetjunky1975 3 years ago