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  • I'm a lion :)

  • I'm an alabama hotpocket

  • We're all a broken condom!

  • Im the unicorn that tylers fuckin

  • Im a yonkers fan

  • I'm a fucken goblin

  • I'm just an idea

  • I'm Megan Fox

  • Im a dinosaur bitches!!!!

  • im tyler the creator.

  • im an arabian guys dick hole

  • I'm Godzilla!

  • ima mermaid !

  • Damn thats pure wisdom right thurr

  • IM GAY

    

  • Im a fly on the wall in Scarlett johansson's bedroom

  • I'm ellen degeneres's strap on (:

  • Im Trick Daddy....no wait fuck him.

  • @Bsands94 i get it! lol!

  • Im a dolphin

  • Stupid people don't get this, and stupid people think this is clever

  • im the lucky baby that sucks beyonce's tit

  • Im Tyler the Creator

  • IM NICKI MINAJ DILDO

  • I'm a walking fish

  • im a thong!

  • Sway Face at the end is like WTF is He Talking about lol

  • Im a condom

  • i'm a peanut ...

  • I'm Lil B

  • I'm a table, i'm a fucking table

  • I am swagger

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  • im a fuckin table..

  • I work at a grocery store part time, bowls, raps, play video games half of the time, poke fun at corny bitches, smoke weed and drink wit a busted engine in a Bonneville (98). I feel fuckin great! (no sarcasm)

  • I'm an Educated Gentleman.

  • im a human

  • im a ........ i dont know

  • im not laughing

    

  • @Clutch1One not supposed to be funny.

  • im a bannana

  • im fcking carl bitch!

  • I'm a fucking TABLE.

  • Im fucking myself.

  • IM A FUCKIN DILDO

  • Im a 14 year old broke ass nigga, who sits around the crib with his niggas and raps, plays xbox, and eats all da damn food all day.

    DAMN THAT NIGGA TYLER WAS RIGHT!

  • I like soup.

  • Im Tyler the Creator :\

  • Hes a Unitable

  • ØFWGK✞∆

  • I'M A LITTLE PONY!

  • IM A FUCKING TABLE

    

  • I AM A FUCKING BLACK RAPPER NAMED KrillinDaMaker YAAHHHH

  • IMa CUPCAKE HELL YEA

  • im a penis

  • HES A FUCKIN UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!

  • i get it...he's a unicorn on a table...

  • @monoply5 NO HE IS UNICORN AND TABLE IDIOT.

  • @dabbiii why u mad tho?

  • dats meann how he broke it down, cause the older folks do say and encourage you to be wateva you want because you CAN be wateva you want! so im with tyler we sum fuckin unicorns haha

  • lol im not a table im just me. but your cool haha

  • IM THE BROKEN CONDOM THAT GOT YOUR MOM PREGNANT AND HAD YOUR UGLY ASS

  • I AM A PIZZA

  • @ValentinaDaBeautiful lol nigga said im a pizza

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  • And in the background Odd Toddlers

  • I believe him. He won a VMA

  • I AM A FUCKING UNICORN.

  • can i find an uncensored version of this?

  • @kobel64 Don't know if there is one, he did the interview for mtv.

  • he's a table.

  • im a tampon!

  • @YMCMBuisness <--- you would think that

  • i'm emma watson's tampon

  • i'm shoes

  • im you

  • @MrHovland725 IF YOU'RE A MAGNET.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK.

  • I like some of his music but I gotta admit there might be something wrong with him..

  • 0:21 - 0:27 LMFAO

  • im his fuckin crack dealer, ima try my shit now lmao

  • I'm Steve Harvey, let the secks begin rofl

  • im a dildo

  • @catacu5 Gay niggas use dildos to....dildo.

  • I'm a tv

  • I'm a magnet. Fuck Steve Harvey.

  • Swag.

  • amazing how he transformed from a unicorn to a table right in front of us..... in a matter of seconds....... thats remarkable

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  • Im kim karsashians anal bead (:

  • i like how at the end u see chris brown

  • @steezy64 Its not chris brown.

  • 2 People weren't Unicorns or Tables and won't ever be..

  • Mmmmm cats .

  • That one part in "Golden" IMA FUCKIN TABLE!!!!

  • Lol but like on some real niqqa shit this niqqa kinda inspire me. Like he not lien you can be whatever you want

  • THIS NIGGA IS GAYYY WTF PPL LIKE THIS NIGGER FOR

  • @luhef91 then why are you watching this video?

  • And the guy at the top of the suggestions list is mormon.

  • I've always been a unicorn though.

    My names JOhn.

  • im a fuckin table. i am a table

  • haha OFWGKTA

  • im an overweight vegetarian

    

  • I am fucking Freddy Kruger bitch haha

  • i'm a fuckin uniorn

  • Im a fucking wonder Woman wannabe zombie type of shit like a fucking catwoman mixed with a ninja

  • I'm Tyler

  • im a fucking ninja, and a jedi, and im from compton !!!!

  • Im a bag

  • Im A Fucking Fly Ninja Swag Me The Fuck Out ! ;) !!!

  • Im ya only daddy

  • I believe that I'm Tyler :)

  • I'm a Hippie Ninja Zombie Killer ...SWAG!

  • I Am . . . Not The Father.! #SWAG .

  • im a fuckin nigga

  • I'm a nipple clamp

  • I'm A Balloon . #Swag !

  • I'm a Walrus Shwag me the fuck out

  • Im an iPhone

  • I'm a F*CKING UNICORN

  • I'm an ecoli infested sausage

  • i am a toenail

  • I'm a shoe.

  • im everything bitches

  • wisdom swag

  • haaa, i used to have the same idea. when i was little people would ask me and i'd say i'm going to be an elephant or a circus.

  • a unicorn standing on a table.

  • Example of the Law of Attraction

    

  • @YoungFitnessAddict I LOVE YOU FOR KNOWING ABOUT THAT :D

  • @HelloImParis haha I live My life for it.  Its fun to see it in action like this. Even Tyler the creator uses it lol

  • True shit.. Im a cheeto

  • damn true shit im a butterknife

  • fasho....im a Car

  • he a fuckin table

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  • Im A Sellout And A Rapist

  • what he's saying is actually a pretty good life lesson.

    You are as you think. So if you want something in life, be it.

  • this is the dumbest nigga of all time lmao

  • @postshanna

    *smartest

  • im a fuckin raptor

  • Dude's a fuckin' table now lol

    "Table, the Creator"

  • where's the full segment?

  • at 0:29 seconds the guy in the back is talking about Freemasons

  • Ima fuckin walkin paradox :D

  • You notice he says Pharrell .. That's wassup.. The song playing in the background Is "Odd Toddlers" which was sampled from MF Doom's "One Beer" ... For those who wondered.

  • @sephyiroth And one beer was sampled from Cortex- Huit Octobre

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  • i'm a fucking table unicorn

    

  • That was hilarious and inspirational at the same time.

  • whats the name of the song playin in the background

  • im a fuckin walkin paradox..no im not

  • SWAG. ME. DA FUCK. OUT. 'FORE YOU GET PUNCHED IN YO FUCKIN MOUTH. IMMA TAKE YA BITCH BACK TO MY CRIB. YALL ALREADY KNOW MY DICK IS GON' BE IN RIBS

  • I'm a fucking dildo

  • I called being the laser dolphin, and the fridge.

  • WHEN THE EARTH FLOOD YOUR GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO DIE FUCKING WICKED ASS MONKEY. LOL TYLER LOOK LIKE CURIOUS GEORGE LOL

  • MMMM DROPPP??!??

  • ImaFuckingUnicorn.ImaFUCKINGUn­icorn...

  • I'm a dope rapper- please peep my shit

  • IM A FUCKING BLUNT

  • @freshisyourdad You wanna get smoked?

  • im a vibrator

  • He's a unicorn cause his horn is hard as fuck

  • Aint none of yall killing me....I'm a carpet....FWM.

  • Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­aahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­hahahahahahahaha dis nigga

  • i'm a table

  • he tries too hard..

  • i am a fucking tyler the creator, and you are not gonna tell me that im not

  • Nigga saidd hes a fucking table

  • Well he may be a Fucking Table Unicorn But I Know I'm Fucking Dog Kennel Cuz I Get All The Bitches

  • im a floor

  • im a chair

  • Im a fucking table

  • im a fuckin table

  • im a muthfuckin chair bitch, fuck wit it.