I work at a grocery store part time, bowls, raps, play video games half of the time, poke fun at corny bitches, smoke weed and drink wit a busted engine in a Bonneville (98). I feel fuckin great! (no sarcasm)
dats meann how he broke it down, cause the older folks do say and encourage you to be wateva you want because you CAN be wateva you want! so im with tyler we sum fuckin unicorns haha
You notice he says Pharrell .. That's wassup.. The song playing in the background Is "Odd Toddlers" which was sampled from MF Doom's "One Beer" ... For those who wondered.
I'm a lion :)
methlamamba 22 hours ago
I'm an alabama hotpocket
Mangobrain82 1 week ago
We're all a broken condom!
pepeelgranjero11 4 weeks ago
Im the unicorn that tylers fuckin
sk84al3x 1 month ago
Im a yonkers fan
burritorash 1 month ago
I'm a fucken goblin
MODERNKILLZ323 1 month ago
I'm just an idea
WhatUpThoe 1 month ago
I'm Megan Fox
kl0ndykebar 1 month ago
Im a dinosaur bitches!!!!
dreamergirlbaby 2 months ago
im tyler the creator.
BunnyLover152 3 months ago
im an arabian guys dick hole
supergamefreak77 3 months ago
I'm Godzilla!
dawellfunk 3 months ago
ima mermaid !
TheBRAT0 3 months ago
Damn thats pure wisdom right thurr
DAtNizzaYOuKnOw 3 months ago
IM GAY
TheBigdawg504 4 months ago
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Since everybody is doing this than I guess;
Im a Tyler.
luist190 4 months ago
Im a fly on the wall in Scarlett johansson's bedroom
DreDaDon16 4 months ago
I'm ellen degeneres's strap on (:
MrCourt360 4 months ago
Im Trick Daddy....no wait fuck him.
Bsands94 4 months ago
@Bsands94 i get it! lol!
niggerjosh 3 months ago
Im a dolphin
RSC510714 4 months ago
Stupid people don't get this, and stupid people think this is clever
MortenTheMartian 4 months ago
im the lucky baby that sucks beyonce's tit
Aimansiege 4 months ago
Im Tyler the Creator
TheLuckySupremeGamer 4 months ago
IM NICKI MINAJ DILDO
rydgemolino 5 months ago
I'm a walking fish
darwin10015 5 months ago
im a thong!
polancot1 5 months ago
Sway Face at the end is like WTF is He Talking about lol
oldirty209 5 months ago 2
Im a condom
Jelly420ful 5 months ago
i'm a peanut ...
slimshady21able 5 months ago
I'm Lil B
hamhawkification 5 months ago
I'm a table, i'm a fucking table
lawkandykary 5 months ago
I am swagger
Zachdudeio2 5 months ago 2
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KillVamp951 5 months ago
im a fuckin table..
xNastyFilmsx 5 months ago 15
I work at a grocery store part time, bowls, raps, play video games half of the time, poke fun at corny bitches, smoke weed and drink wit a busted engine in a Bonneville (98). I feel fuckin great! (no sarcasm)
ATDonWhon 5 months ago 2
I'm an Educated Gentleman.
ThExYeti 5 months ago
im a human
JaneFranklinMusic 5 months ago
im a ........ i dont know
12345heyden 5 months ago
im not laughing
Clutch1One 5 months ago
@Clutch1One not supposed to be funny.
louisuniverse 5 months ago
im a bannana
MrGuph 5 months ago
im fcking carl bitch!
TheCatThief 5 months ago
I'm a fucking TABLE.
InsanePolkaDots 5 months ago
Im fucking myself.
RebornHipHopIc0n 6 months ago
IM A FUCKIN DILDO
habibygun 6 months ago 2
Im a 14 year old broke ass nigga, who sits around the crib with his niggas and raps, plays xbox, and eats all da damn food all day.
DAMN THAT NIGGA TYLER WAS RIGHT!
BrainD3adGang 6 months ago
I like soup.
Inclima11 6 months ago
Im Tyler the Creator :\
Mugen123456789 6 months ago
Hes a Unitable
OoOWachimaOoO 6 months ago
ØFWGK✞∆
tgodmostdope 6 months ago in playlist OFWGKTA
I'M A LITTLE PONY!
Shift9001 6 months ago
IM A FUCKING TABLE
Poopymcd7 6 months ago
I AM A FUCKING BLACK RAPPER NAMED KrillinDaMaker YAAHHHH
KrillinDay59 6 months ago
IMa CUPCAKE HELL YEA
candyapple2redgurl 6 months ago
im a penis
WolfGangSwag666 6 months ago
HES A FUCKIN UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!
krabor14 6 months ago
i get it...he's a unicorn on a table...
monoply5 6 months ago
@monoply5 NO HE IS UNICORN AND TABLE IDIOT.
dabbiii 6 months ago
@dabbiii why u mad tho?
monoply5 6 months ago
dats meann how he broke it down, cause the older folks do say and encourage you to be wateva you want because you CAN be wateva you want! so im with tyler we sum fuckin unicorns haha
Dazprince26 6 months ago
lol im not a table im just me. but your cool haha
hooliganchick97 6 months ago
IM THE BROKEN CONDOM THAT GOT YOUR MOM PREGNANT AND HAD YOUR UGLY ASS
valorblue1 6 months ago
I AM A PIZZA
ValentinaDaBeautiful 6 months ago
@ValentinaDaBeautiful lol nigga said im a pizza
valorblue1 6 months ago
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ValentinaDaBeautiful 6 months ago
And in the background Odd Toddlers
TeamBOTP 6 months ago
I believe him. He won a VMA
BlueDott11 6 months ago
I AM A FUCKING UNICORN.
downryda 6 months ago
can i find an uncensored version of this?
kobel64 6 months ago 8
@kobel64 Don't know if there is one, he did the interview for mtv.
IIKWINII 6 months ago 9
he's a table.
dp9241lover 6 months ago in playlist OFWGKTA
im a tampon!
15alecks 6 months ago 34
@YMCMBuisness <--- you would think that
luckyrubberduckys 6 months ago
i'm emma watson's tampon
mitchellolol 7 months ago
i'm shoes
WhereAreMyVirgins 7 months ago
im you
ryansur 7 months ago
@MrHovland725 IF YOU'RE A MAGNET.. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK.
ahmro3 7 months ago
I like some of his music but I gotta admit there might be something wrong with him..
YMCMBuisness 7 months ago
0:21 - 0:27 LMFAO
Jovieanneokonma 7 months ago in playlist of
im his fuckin crack dealer, ima try my shit now lmao
XxMcChubbyxX 7 months ago
I'm Steve Harvey, let the secks begin rofl
weedisoxygen 7 months ago
im a dildo
catacu5 7 months ago
@catacu5 Gay niggas use dildos to....dildo.
comedyzombie 6 months ago
I'm a tv
iMadeTaylor3d 7 months ago
I'm a magnet. Fuck Steve Harvey.
MrHovland725 7 months ago
Swag.
krizzkrozzapplesauze 7 months ago
amazing how he transformed from a unicorn to a table right in front of us..... in a matter of seconds....... thats remarkable
FashiionMonsteR 7 months ago 5
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wsBasketball 7 months ago
Im kim karsashians anal bead (:
skoobadiver101 7 months ago 42
i like how at the end u see chris brown
steezy64 7 months ago
@steezy64 Its not chris brown.
antoniotheboy 7 months ago
2 People weren't Unicorns or Tables and won't ever be..
HighestRatedCommentr 7 months ago
Mmmmm cats .
HighestRatedCommentr 7 months ago
That one part in "Golden" IMA FUCKIN TABLE!!!!
PersistentResistance 7 months ago 2
Lol but like on some real niqqa shit this niqqa kinda inspire me. Like he not lien you can be whatever you want
Quay121 7 months ago
THIS NIGGA IS GAYYY WTF PPL LIKE THIS NIGGER FOR
luhef91 7 months ago
@luhef91 then why are you watching this video?
stuylocster 7 months ago
And the guy at the top of the suggestions list is mormon.
tyIerz06 8 months ago
I've always been a unicorn though.
My names JOhn.
aaaaddddaaa 8 months ago
im a fuckin table. i am a table
PS2Freak987 8 months ago
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Seems legit. I'm an orange. I escaped from my fruit bowl.
absolutelyfab123 8 months ago
haha OFWGKTA
Kerns301Gunit 8 months ago
im an overweight vegetarian
Hurricaneboy318 8 months ago
I am fucking Freddy Kruger bitch haha
Tatiibeenbad 8 months ago
i'm a fuckin uniorn
dsmscmsimo 8 months ago
Im a fucking wonder Woman wannabe zombie type of shit like a fucking catwoman mixed with a ninja
ChriisBrownsBabe 8 months ago
I'm Tyler
MrLocMohamed 8 months ago
im a fucking ninja, and a jedi, and im from compton !!!!
bigdogs10 8 months ago
Im a bag
deeschim54 8 months ago
Im A Fucking Fly Ninja Swag Me The Fuck Out ! ;) !!!
DuhDiva4eva 8 months ago
Im ya only daddy
ohsnapitizm 8 months ago
I believe that I'm Tyler :)
lysdexicBasturmation 8 months ago
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REBELSOCIETYTV 8 months ago
I'm a Hippie Ninja Zombie Killer ...SWAG!
REBELSOCIETYTV 8 months ago
I Am . . . Not The Father.! #SWAG .
Megabubbly1234 8 months ago 3
im a fuckin nigga
apikopboy7 8 months ago
I'm a nipple clamp
CannedKoolaid 8 months ago
I'm A Balloon . #Swag !
rohanf10 8 months ago
I'm a Walrus Shwag me the fuck out
WalrusGetBxtchx 8 months ago
Im an iPhone
RealityHurts923 8 months ago
I'm a F*CKING UNICORN
HereGoesNothing11 8 months ago
I'm an ecoli infested sausage
sunworshipper92 8 months ago
i am a toenail
MrKilam16 8 months ago
I'm a shoe.
toxiicx31 8 months ago
im everything bitches
santy338 8 months ago
wisdom swag
MRGC11 8 months ago
haaa, i used to have the same idea. when i was little people would ask me and i'd say i'm going to be an elephant or a circus.
lelephant317 8 months ago
a unicorn standing on a table.
pn0y323 8 months ago
Example of the Law of Attraction
YoungFitnessAddict 8 months ago
@YoungFitnessAddict I LOVE YOU FOR KNOWING ABOUT THAT :D
HelloImParis 8 months ago
@HelloImParis haha I live My life for it. Its fun to see it in action like this. Even Tyler the creator uses it lol
YoungFitnessAddict 8 months ago
True shit.. Im a cheeto
ismellpedo 8 months ago
damn true shit im a butterknife
yungzave 8 months ago
fasho....im a Car
xXscorpio1Xx 8 months ago
he a fuckin table
Ashuhlee318 9 months ago
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absolutelyfab123 9 months ago
Im A Sellout And A Rapist
iiKidRodi 9 months ago
what he's saying is actually a pretty good life lesson.
You are as you think. So if you want something in life, be it.
iamdopeasfcuk 9 months ago 32
this is the dumbest nigga of all time lmao
postshanna 9 months ago
@postshanna
*smartest
KleinJewden 9 months ago
im a fuckin raptor
freshenough91 9 months ago
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FreestyleFletcher 9 months ago
Dude's a fuckin' table now lol
"Table, the Creator"
GoreyAndKrookedOnes 9 months ago 67
where's the full segment?
pwnageprata 9 months ago
at 0:29 seconds the guy in the back is talking about Freemasons
GodsSuperRawTruth 9 months ago
Ima fuckin walkin paradox :D
253Kids 9 months ago
You notice he says Pharrell .. That's wassup.. The song playing in the background Is "Odd Toddlers" which was sampled from MF Doom's "One Beer" ... For those who wondered.
sephyiroth 9 months ago 3
@sephyiroth And one beer was sampled from Cortex- Huit Octobre
Daraku989 9 months ago
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MrJaytiger 9 months ago
i'm a fucking table unicorn
basikbeast 9 months ago
That was hilarious and inspirational at the same time.
pogo77 9 months ago
whats the name of the song playin in the background
FliBoiTV1 9 months ago
im a fuckin walkin paradox..no im not
OneMapleLeaf 9 months ago
SWAG. ME. DA FUCK. OUT. 'FORE YOU GET PUNCHED IN YO FUCKIN MOUTH. IMMA TAKE YA BITCH BACK TO MY CRIB. YALL ALREADY KNOW MY DICK IS GON' BE IN RIBS
IVIichael0994 9 months ago 3
I'm a fucking dildo
MrMister296 9 months ago
I called being the laser dolphin, and the fridge.
johngvardin 9 months ago
WHEN THE EARTH FLOOD YOUR GOING TO BE THE FIRST TO DIE FUCKING WICKED ASS MONKEY. LOL TYLER LOOK LIKE CURIOUS GEORGE LOL
cuztrue87 9 months ago
MMMM DROPPP??!??
ChanteMarquis 9 months ago
ImaFuckingUnicorn.ImaFUCKINGUnicorn...
tnbC15 9 months ago
I'm a dope rapper- please peep my shit
OutFlowProductions 9 months ago
IM A FUCKING BLUNT
freshisyourdad 9 months ago
@freshisyourdad You wanna get smoked?
kurtywurty85 9 months ago
im a vibrator
uuuknn000 9 months ago
He's a unicorn cause his horn is hard as fuck
blasphemeleemer 9 months ago
Aint none of yall killing me....I'm a carpet....FWM.
Marj675 9 months ago
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha dis nigga
HenryLew34 10 months ago
i'm a table
laurawalfordmusic 10 months ago
he tries too hard..
lifeviatim 10 months ago
i am a fucking tyler the creator, and you are not gonna tell me that im not
drums4woodstock 10 months ago
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TechHelp3r 10 months ago
Nigga saidd hes a fucking table
PoloZipper 10 months ago
Well he may be a Fucking Table Unicorn But I Know I'm Fucking Dog Kennel Cuz I Get All The Bitches
VictoryIsMudkipz 10 months ago
im a floor
MrZZiZZler 10 months ago
im a chair
luxio4000 10 months ago
Im a fucking table
JayAkaOvaboardSwaqq 10 months ago
im a fuckin table
llowwwkeyy 10 months ago 79
im a muthfuckin chair bitch, fuck wit it.
RUUUUUUUUUUDEBOi 10 months ago