My New Honda - My New Haircut Spoof

[boer1one]

stupid bitch !!!!! GT5 ALL DAYY HATCHI-ROKUUU

[KyleKatastrofee]

I'm gonna stand in this parkin lot and talk shut it mustang owners all fuckin nite! hahah hilarious!!

[votw843]

gay

[christephan42]

tyranus1.....that makes no sence? maybe they put bodykits and spoilers on bc they like how they look? n pretty sure alota kids whit civics that know what they r doing and how to build them cld wreck w e ur driving

[HunterKiller89]

honda doesnt have fast cars... honda has some nice cars, but the NSX isnt fast, it just handles amazingly. Likewise for the S2k. Thats one reason. Another is honda's reputation for making high reving torqueless cars (even the K20 makes less torque than my arm and a torque wrench do...though i do honestly love that motor)

I'm not sure honda has made great advancementsin motors either...they didnt invent Vtec FYI, they just bought the patent. They refine existing technologies

All IMO

[WasteLandMonsters]

not now cheif, im in the fucking zone

[JRYAN34]

you sister wants her chanel glasses back

[scoot24925]

the problem is not in Hondas,they are fantastic cars,the problem is Honda owners,they are fucking retards,like this guy here,or the ones who modifies it and make that looks like dog's shit.

[RXHardstyle]

ummmm its weird coz NOS isn't related to japan? 

[fishngreen]

LOL @ SHITSTANGS!

[e39hamann]

lol vtec, vanos FTW

[Sylviaizzle]

I guess some people are too stupid to realize Honda makes Acura.

[Fox1991]

LOL "Fucking Mustangs!" I'm guessing that's about where all 55 of those dislikes came from.

[ouchie3]

@Fox1991 probably, but i own a mustang (not a die hard mustang, camaro, etc fan like most people would think just cause i own one) and that last part made me click like. had to, funny as hell

[anuta141016]

poooowwweeeeerrrrsshhhiiiiiiii­iifffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!!­!!!!!

[1iLLnoize1]

Mustangs are crap

[lbrownenz]

Lol fuk hondas, geta RB. thumbs fukin up

[gokuman63]

@lbrownenz hahah lol why wud u get a dirty rb get 2jz thats way better rbs r shit

[Iskate1zEro]

Honda is faster but Mustangs look is way better but like Mustangs better but i have nothing against hondas

[1000hpHONDA]

I'm not scared, I'll rev at anything!

[supamannn99]

run the engine with the garage closed. smart move. should leave it on longer and sleep in there

[sprinkler5802]

vVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV­VVVVVVTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[dimsumboi4u]

Mustangs are gay as hell.

[ThePlaylist107]

This video is titled My New Honda... But that is a yellow Acura Integra

[mediarocker543]

@ThePlaylist107, which is made/owned by Honda.

[figjam68er]

@ThePlaylist107 yeah honda integra you fucking muppet!

[300zxTTzx]

Fucking powershift ! Lol

[Reaper6207]

Honda sells them selves on VVT. Guess what? Alfa Romeo was the first auto maker to have produced variable valve timing after Fiat made a patent. What now ricer owners.

[12Oc7ock]

Honda NSX or Toyota Supra would straight fucking Merk that Vette haha

[DankGTR]

skyline



[12Oc7ock]

53 people have never hit vtec

[ModifiedSS]

Powershift!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[lasteve99]

get a horse.

[driftnismo18]

HAHAHA dude that was FUNNY AS SHYT! Geez thats a nice Type R. He would of smoked that Vette with a K20 plus NOS but well..it all comes to driver and car.

[jimmyjimmyjimmyfuck]

@driftnismo18 Uhhh... NO it wouldn't.... Honda's are shit. Look at me!!! I have variable valve timing!! woo fucking hoo

[12Oc7ock]

@jimmyjimmyjimmyfuck That's toyota u fucking faggot

[csnick1992]

@driftnismo18 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[CubanDude7]

lmao bruh i love this video and i got a 03 gt haha

[TCreatorO]

ROTF @ Fukin mustangs! xD

[MrGhaith401]

HAHHAHAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME VIDEO MAN

MMM I LOVE VTEC POWER

[pickmeOMGpickme]

ROFL.

"Where the fucks my NOS!? I didn't feel my goddamn NOS, where the fucks my NOS? FUCK!"

[ursw33t3ztd3s1r3]

52 people have mustangs

[saucemk]

@haha456ize .. an Acura is nothing more then a fancy Honda , look under the hood and the engine says HONDA

[mpower6531]

fucking mustangs loll

[haha456ize]

Am I the only one who's realized that its an Acura?

[ursw33t3ztd3s1r3]

@haha456ize Acura is Honda

[deathrow209]

hondas are slow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3LCONEJO]

FUCKING MUSTAAAAAAAANGSSS!

[K20civicsirturbo]

1:59 nice looking Type-R u got there :)

[trucker11686]

Fuckin Mustangs

[funkysmell5]

God fuckin' Mustangs is right. He's gonna blow his throat out yelling at every person who has a Mustang...Since like 86% of people in the fucking world has one. *sigh* I hate Mustangs.

[Crazyrogue]

@funkysmell5 i wish i could like that comment over 9000 times lol

[1993z32]

EPIC video

[ZRich801]

Not now chief. . . I'm in the fuckin zone

[Androo678]

Hondas last long and get good milage but they are shit slow! We learned how to drive FWD on tricycles! American Muscle is where its at! Massive torque...No japanese car would stand a chance vs american muscle only maybe a skyline or Supra! And americans got the fastest production car in the world...The Shelby Unltimate Aero top speed of 270mph...Its a bugatti killer! And the Corvette ZR1, Dodge Viper SRT-10, Saleen Mustang, Ford GT, are monster cars...even chevelles and others

[1993z32]

@Androo678 are you 12? Because you have no clue what you're talking about

[blmchevy1985]

@Androo678 the shelby you speak of is NOT A PRODUCTION car!!!

[colonialmotion]

cocaine's a hell of a drug!

[driftwhoresince99]

50 ppl are fucking ricers

[michaelsgotgame]

this is the funniest fucking thing i think iv ever seen.

[MsMustang84]

hondas sux balls

[funkysmell5]

@MsMustang84 You suck balls ya ricer Mustang douch.

[KyleKatastrofee]

to the doushe below me, no shit...

[SscGoalkeeper8]

He drives a ricer

[born4races]

Fucking mustang!!!

[born4races]

Very funny lol!

[GT1Racer2]

Lmao! Good Shittt!!! easy on that rev. limiter son lol

[ruthlessone3k]

I make like 200 hp at a bazillion rpm and 12ft/lbs of torque VTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

[GoodAndEvil99]

Fuckin' Mustang

[barrett4bama]

I don't understand why people hate on Hondas so bad. Jesus. Honda has made some awesome advances in engines and they weren't even started for racing. They are made to be reliable and get good gas mileage, that's it. No to go fast. They have special car that are QUICK not fast, S2000, Integra type-r. And they have ONE real fast car and it's the NSX.

All I'm saying is Ford, GM, Dodge...have fast special car and slow normal ones too. Mustang, Camaro, Challenger etc...which I like but don't hate.

[abosworth]

@barrett4bama

Hondas are great cars but there are a lot of douche bags kids that drive them. Don't take it personally man. That video is hilarious.

[str8bawlin24]

@barrett4bama Not trying to be a dick... but the NSX was dirt slow, especially for the price. If you were going to claim any of the lower class imports as "real fast" I would think you'd go with the nissan gtr... but nobody respects a tranny that loses warranty when its put in "race mode". -yes i know the issue of shitty tranny has since been dealt with-

[barrett4bama]

@str8bawlin24 When the NSX came out it WAS "real fast". Obviously, it's been MANY years ago though. I don't personally like the GTR anyway but that doesn't really pertain to this.

My point was all manufacturers have normal slow cars: Ford Focus, Chevrolet Cavalier/cobalt, Dodge Neon, etc...people don't go saying "Fords suck balls and are really slow" though right?

[injected03stang]

@barrett4bama Yes ford has "normal not fast cars" but just gonna throw out that the new gt base model 25 miles per gallon car runs an 11 second 1/4 mile at 117 mph can honda do that NO!

[barrett4bama]

@injected03stang I can show you thousands of Hondas running 11's. A few in the 7's too.

I'll assume you mean stock and believe me I KNOW for a fact the new 5.0 is fast, my uncle has one and I have about 200 miles of driving the hell out of it. BUT, it's a muscle car, not a sports car like the S2000 or NSX.

The new 5.0 is VERY advanced. It's not like any other engine Ford has ever produced so OBVIOUSLY engines are going to get better in time, more power and better fuel economy at the same time

[ztoyman312]

@barrett4bama cause noone rices mustangs like they do hondas

[barrett4bama]

@ztoyman312 OHHHHH, I forgot, Mustangs are NEVER riced out. Ever...

Just last week I raced a 05 Mustang GT with a 6 inch cowl hood...I expected a monster. NOPE. 100% stock. And Hondas are ricers???? Yeah. OK.

[mediarocker543]

@ztoyman312. WRONG.... V6 mustangs get the fuck riced out of them.

[TienLungTaoist]

@barrett4bama dude people dont hate hondas. they hate the people who drive hondas that take a generically good looking car do a bunch of cheap mods that make their shit loud and obnoxious. Then everyone with a sports car gets profiled and watched by the cops. I have seen all kinds of cars riced out but unfortunately most HS kids like to take their moms honda and cut the springs, put a fart can and race on puplic streets putting people in serious dangers. so honda takes the wrap.

[ckeyler]

@barrett4bama Why do whites hate on blacks so much? you gotta hate on someone...

[Tyranus1]

@barrett4bama I agree, but then you got those guys who duct tape spoilers, drill holes into their exhaust, and put on body kits that don't affect the car's performance whatsoever. They do all of those things just to be obnoxious, so its like they're waving they're dick in everyone else's faces when they don't have the balls to back up their car.

[Metlhead443]

hahahahhaa petting the dog "FUCKING RICEAH"

[neonafk]

"VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CC"

[TheGirlnoob]

did he go to a mustang meating or somthing??? POWER SHIFT!!!!

[slorr420]

49 people drive mustangs

[rayray891]

LMAO THIS VIDEO NEVER GETS OLD.

[crazyviolent69]

hahahahahahahahaha

his car looks clean

[djd2593]

fookin powershift

[andrewlibaste]

POWER SHIFT!!

[TheKienTube]

LEGEND :D

[allheroadam1]

NOS!

[darrene1450]

niiiice honda thereeeee bud

[Gators9518]

Guy from Korn at 1:30

[ftmracin]

wheres my nos ahah

[DrivnSc00by]

ffukin race!?!

[WhAtZCrAcKiNN]

"Rev them til my engine falls out! VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV­VVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRR

[neuspeed79]

I own a subaru and I disliked this video..

[dirtyneechie]

@neuspeed79 me too wrx!!!

[p4ndiamond]

FUckin Mustangs !!!!!!!!!!

[sycoticgangsta]

632 people drive a pos honda

[msloveablehotstuff]

lolz!! corvette smoked him!!

[msloveablehotstuff]

lolz!!



[TurdMcMuff]

1:32 is the best part haha

[hanserclimbs]

aren't those girl glasses?

[SuperTibby88]

Gud shyt had me bugn "fuckn mustangs!!" lmaooo

[letssk8more]

47 people who disliked this own a mustang



[HoNdA5181]

they are slow if ur a ricer.... you fucking idiot dont even get me started

[HoNdA5181]

they are slow if ur a ricer....

[panthazzz]

this is an amazing representation of all owners...

[trancedsailor]

I just had a long argument with Honda fanboys. They say the Miatas gay. Yeah, that's why most Miata owners buy something shitty like a Honda for winter duty while their trackstar Miatas are hibernating the garage.

[karsseboomh22]

@trancedsailor dude an s2000 will kill a miata on the track...look at track times for stock s2000 vs a stock miata...also dont forget miata as so freakin slow

[trancedsailor]

@karsseboomh22 okay I paid $4,000 for my 96 Miata with 70k miles. $4,000 supercharger that puts out 190whp, add my header and exhaust and you still haven't even hit $10,000 which is how much even the WORST used S2000 goes for...yeah, stock for stock an S2000 will win, no shit, but with $5,000 in mods, a Miata will dust a way-more-expensive-S2000

[samination17]

Hold

On

No

Damn

Acceleration

[karsseboomh22]

@samination17 you must own a mustang

[samination17]

@karsseboomh22

is there a problem with that?

[karsseboomh22]

@karsseboomh22 cause your sooo mad at this video. \..llol

[rezo]

@samination17

That's funny, considering Honda goes pretty damn fast and does very well in F1... can you say that about your car company? LOL

[lowflyinsh]

@rezo Really...Honda in F1? You sure about that?

[rezo]

@lowflyinsh are you retarded? seriously? have you been checked for mental retardation?

im just saying... you are pretty ignorant... do your research before you try and e-thug bruh

[lowflyinsh]

@rezo from the Honda link you posted: The page you requested was not found.

You may have selected an outdated link or typed an incorrect address.

Try again below, or click here to return to Honda Worldwide site home.

I actually follow F1, Honda hasn't been since 2008. So, the next time you feel like YouTube thuggin'...YOU might want to be the one to do some research. Though, since you didn't, you are right on par with the rest of the YouTards.

[rezo]

h ttp://world.honda.com/Formula-­1/

[DeathMetalKillsEmos]

@rezo Actually, Honda is no longer in F1 and when they were their team was very uncompetitive...

[rezo]

@DeathMetalKillsEmos this is untrue my friend... 

[stacyrule]

dude that was soo funny

[xxfamouskid14xx]

FUCKIN MUSTANGS!?!?!?!

[ahubbard117]

Hondursss are gaay

[karsseboomh22]

@ahubbard117 dude chill man its a joke video

[evilbmxer]

hahaha "fuckin mustang!" i love this video now.....

[Ipds70GltR]

Faulking ricer!

[copedipper25]

@everyone sticking up for Acura, it's still fuckin Jap scrap so it's junk not saying fords any better I'd take anything over a ford but 67 z28 camaro is the way to go, 509 big block, butterflys, supertrap exaust, and other stuff that will fuckin rock ur dayyyyy

[flskimskatesurf]

@copedipper25 I swear, muscle car kids do the same shit ricers do. they know the names of good shit, but dont have any fucking idea what to do with them

[karsseboomh22]

@copedipper25 japanesse is rated the best car for reliablity OUT OF EVERY AUTO MAKER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD...END OF STORY...JAP CRAP LOL

[heartbreakerR34]

what a ricer! lol

[johnnyfantastic100]

For people that dont know "acura" is pretty much a "luxury" line of honda or whatever category you wanna put it in.....

[eazyeb]

@johnnyfantastic100 well it is now. the acura was supposed to be the more performance and nicer version of the honda. but honda stepped up and made acura luxury

[karsseboomh22]

@eazyeb honda is acura there the same company...

[eazyeb]

@karsseboomh22 no shit. read my comment to johnny and youl see that i know its the same shit.

[FairmountParkPhilly]

Cobrafan427 you are an idiot. Honda NSX Honda Integra Honda Legend. Acura NSX Acura Integra Acura RL. All these cars are exactly the same. Marketing ploy. Same with Infiniti and Lexus. They don't exist in japan just like Acura

[slamcam]

its the life of tyler schaeffer in 2 and a half minutes

[03Stg2WRX]

0:46 = Favorite part!

[HASportAE86]

FUCK'N MUSTANGS!

FUCK'N MUSTANGS!

FUCK'N MUSTANGS!

[NotARealUTubeAccount]

1:03 Best part ever.

[cobrafan427]

hmmm imported Honda or Integra w/ Acura badges and says it's a Honda for video purposes?

[manikrider911]

@cobrafan427, Firstly, its not an import (its right hand drive not left hand drive). Secondly it is an acura integra. But, anyone who knows anything about Honda's knows that HONDA OWNS ACURA. You see in japan, there is no acura integra, its a HONDA INTEGRA. So no he didn't put it for video purposes, he did it because he knows something about honda, and not a complete moron.

[cobrafan427]

@manikrider911 Well #1: it is left hand drive, coulda had it converted after it was imported. #2: He doesn't look Japanese and he doesn't have an accent so he can't be Australian or British so therefore he's American and you can't get a HONDA INTEGRA here, it's badged as an Acura. Which is why my question was legit b/c he COULD'VE had it imported but at the same time it could be an ACURA.

[cobrafan427]

If Honda wanted to sell it here as a Honda i'm sure they would, if not then they wouldn't waste their time supporting a branch off brand like they're doing. There's no such thing as a Honda TL is there? Judging by your name you should prolly stick to bikes and avoid posting silly comments on car vids

[manikrider911]

@cobrafan427, since your still a moron; here we go. The reason why acura was released in the states was BECAUSE of a voluntary export restraint imposed by japan, meaning it limited the number of exports to the US, Honda motor co, made acura as a way to PRODUCE MORE LUXURY VEHICLES and still stay within the restraints. Acura is a divison of honda. Why would they do that? Why does ford make Lincoln, or GM make Cadillac? Companys divide so they can reach more customers.

[manikrider911]

congrats, your an idiot.

[cobrafan427]

@manikrider911 You may be right about all that export restraint stuff but you still missed the main point of my first comment. You wouldn't call a Lincoln Navigator a Ford would you? Or an Escalade a Chevy?

[manikrider911]

@cobrafan427 Your stilll not getting it. Chev and ford have those companies to reach more customers. They offer affordable vehicles aswell as high end luxury cars. Yes Chev makes high end vehicles like the suburban, but thats only because people usually stick to one brand. However, if someone wants a high end american car, they usually go to lincoln and cadilliac as oppose to ford or chev. Acura was made as a way to reach more customers. It is a honda, with leather seats.

[manikrider911]

The market isnt big enought only produce high end big money items, so GM, Ford, HONDA, Chrysler, Nissan decide to make models for a low budget, and ones for a high budget.

Congrats on beging an arrogant idiot, next time do a little research, save yourself the humilation.

[karsseboomh22]

@cobrafan427 honda started calling some of there nicer hondas acuras to compete with what toyota did with lexus. the acura tl is the olny acura that is made for the us market. The rest of the acuras are hondas that were rebadged to acura

[rickzmustang]

@karsseboomh22 Acura TL is the Honda Accord in Japan. The States Accord is the only one of it's kind

[karsseboomh22]

@rickzmustang no your wrong the acura TSX is the accord in japan. The accord in the usa is the honda inspire in japan. The acura tl is not made in japan its the first honda to be made in the use and NOT SOLD IN JAPAN.

[superchevy666]

Honda's suck fat weiner! 

[z71blacksilverado]

@PullMeIntoTheSky

I bet you feel dumb

[z71blacksilverado]

@PullMeIntoTheSky Yeah and 6 speed z51 vettes are too

[chad174670]

pure troll bait, lol

[z71blacksilverado]

Gah hondas suck balls and they are really slow.

[P5YcHoM4N]

@z71blacksilverado Never driven an NSX then? Or the S2000 for that matter.

[MuzzDrifter94]

@karsseboomh22 Typical for a Honda ricer to type in CAPS,

[500hplee]

44 people arent in the fuckin' zone----lol

[virokill132]

i want my car to sound like that

[riflecd]

im the fucking man!

[16giphone]

he got a usdm type r xD

mad funny

[superbrowndude]

Lmao

[brunic11]

hahahaha this is the funniest thing ive ever seen.......

[Kharper12]

sweet shit you remind me of myself on crack ha ha

[500hplee]

omg good shit you remind me of my friend on crack lol

[docjones1979]

absolutely hilarious! great vid!