TWILA (CHAPTAR 1) - Max (part 1)

[iRawrxurxworld]

Hhmmm this is actually pretty close to the original story..... ._.

[klono123]

Is it just me or does he look like Tom Riddle o__o

[ausieemu]

LOL

"*God* bless you satan."

[plolde]

Roflmao! That guy with the Cthulhu mask stole the show. xD

[LadyNeit]

I've only just discovered these dramatic reading videos and i adore them. I've actually read most of My Immortal (I.Q. dropped considerably over the summer...) but not Twila, I shall have to find it for extra mega lolz.

[frozen0tears1]

waiiiittt is it the same person the wrote my immortal?

anyway this video made my day :D

[SpeedAngel11]

I couldn't drink my apple juice when I watched this because I kept laughing XD

I can't believe someone actually wrote this!

[SardonicAuthor]

Ahahaha.

This is brilliant.

Love your domo and his voice~ <3

[EstrellaStudios]

You all made my day, it was pretty shitty and now I must show everyone this!

[Olive192]

Lel God bless Satan?

Wow, this chick contradicted herself all over the place. x'D

I enjoyed this so much and totes second Baandibaandi. <3

[DragonWorship006]

I can't believe this chick wrote another fan fic. xD

[GottaLovetheDriveIns]

i think i love you.

[speechclassdropout]

My Immortal is my absolute favourite; I'm absolutely obsessed with it.

This story isn't quite as amazing, but I love how she mentions Enoby. XD

[GhostlyGrin]

Lol at Cthulu laughing at two consecutive W's

[VanessaLarkin92]

I <3 your Domo ^_^

[tenshiuve]

If we think about it we are all missenthrop

[Arinacchi]

GOD BLESS YOU, SATAN.

[lokimyth]

that cthulhu mask is amazing! where did you get that?

also! i love you guys! rock on!

[Lica7x]

God bless you Satan.

Love,

An 'Atheist'. xD

[Greenblix]

"She spelled it Enoby."

"Oh wow so they know each other?!"

bahahahahaha

[GIRfan4]

Did you get that Domo-kun from Target? I got the pumpkin one.

I can't get over Cthulu in the background. He and I are married. I should probably let him know...

[HotspotSlingShot]

Wow. You're fantastic for doing this. And the scary thing is that this is better than the actual books of twilight. though its not hard to be better than twilight. XD

[BlooperCrew]

lol

"Where's pedo bear?!"

XD

You're the greatest reader ever!

:D

You make me laugh so hard!

[YouthInAsia0]

GOD BLESS YOU,SATAN.

[madcracked]

magenta.

is that how it was spelt? ROFL

[TheFullmetalPsycho]

Freaking Hilarious!!!

Is the author retarded or something?

Washikgtton? WTF?!

[Baandibaandi]

When I watched this I had an organism.

[Raikotsu]

I fucking love you, man.

I will have your children. <333

Even as a hardcore Twilighter, I find this to be so fucking funny. Jesus Christ.

[nourhalabi123]

i'm not saying that i like Robert in fact i hate him he is ugly but this is the stupidest thing ever

[tenshiuve]

Are these people the same person?

And when did Twilight become "goofnik"

[Nara2234]

I looked it up and I couldn't finish the first chapter. This girl has to be a Tara worshiper or something.

[plaidpantsglory]

I am fairly certain this chick is a troll, imitating the My Immortal style for the lulz. Not positive, but anyone listing her as an influence is proooooobably a troll.

[melikeyyeah]

I pronounce it as Thulu, with a silent C. D:

[lvyrxox]

i love you ahhahha

[wtfssly]

Amazing. :3

I think that you guys should of added some tentacle rape :(

[Raelyan]

Seconded XD

[watermelonyummo]

I love how the guys eating in the back.

cute

[ZephyrSama]

My goal in life... is to write something this bad... and have you read it. :|

Because you are hilarious~ XD;; I'm sure you know this. But I feel the need to tell you.

U R DA BSET EVA!!11!1666

[luciXonXfire]

I LOVE that all of these crappy authors have editors. AND THEY'RE STILL CRAPPY.

[pianoaficionado29]

lmfao. that hentai part was great. oh my god. "I'm being raped with tentacles."

"It's like 4chan."

"Where's pedobear?"

Those comments.. were great. I love you, lol.

[randomisfun101]

You can find this story on her new account "cullenluverlol"

I'm reading along with this xD

You guys are awesome.

[crayolakittens]

wow, this was like totally funny!

me and chaos watched it together...

lol shes below me in the cmmnts

btw you are like totally cute! lol

[ChaosCameron]

lol your hilarious! i've watched alot of your video's :]

[AwkwardBaby24]

Jeez.

I think I just had an 'organism'.

Or an aneurysm.

One of those.

[UGwalkthroughs]

This sounds worse than My Immortal...OMG

[myvlover382]

2:32 You kind of sounded like Forest Gump XD Cracked me up. :3

[yogthulhu]

Momma always said...

[Dipstikk]

Whoever this Midnightcull-anne person is, she has a great sense of humor.

[Shivred1147]

"i don't believe in god"....

"god bless satan".....

WTF?!??!?! I think this author is almost as bad as the person who wrote My Immortal....Almost

[iamnotapie]

lol i dont think you have a problem with saying Cthulu's name

you're pathetic human tongue isn't worthy of speaking it anyway, lawsuits aside lol

[greatistartist45]

I fucking love

GOD BLESS YOU SATAN (im an atheist!)

LMFAO, that-that was beautiful!

[EnhancedWater]

LMFAO

At certain parts, it's like you're reading a story in another language.

Funny.

[yogthulhu]

Thanks ^^

[fiftyvolauvents]

This is hilarious XD I applaud you for reading it out without having a nervous breakdown or something.

[yogthulhu]

Thanks!

[VampyreCake]

When you were talking about Edward's name, all I could think about was 'EDUARDO, SUPER LUCHADOR EXTRAORDINAIRE!'

He rids the world of evils such as terrorism and Tom Cruise.

And tell Cthulhu to stop picking his goobers.

[yogthulhu]

Goobers?

[fiftyvolauvents]

I'd be freaked out if I found Goobers in my nose.

[4068923]

Cthlutlu approves of the bad fic.

[yogthulhu]

Yes, it's just non-Euclidean enough for him

[FlowerCookieEater]

'God bless you satan'. o_0 WTF? I wish I could read this x] I love that you read these x] I like the videos :]

[yogthulhu]

Thanks! ^_^

[eviltree997]

First off....bravo for you to have gone through with reading that(I cannot think of a word that sums up what this story is)as well as My Immortal.Yes Stephenie Meyer is the author.And that 'God Bless Satan' thing is so idiotic I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I read it.Awesome reading as always!

[yogthulhu]

Thanks! :D

[randumPURRSON]

VAMPORE!

Satin created this universe?! I didn't know this and I based my parody off of this!

And I LOVE the "God bless you Satan" part.

Also, reading the last chapters, "SWOONEY TOAD" came on and a guy comes along saying, "I AM STAN"

That story was the funniest thing ever.

[yogthulhu]

If only it were still online...

[vibrant2001]

I swear to all that is good and holy, this is the cutest thing ever.

[yogthulhu]

Aww, thanks.

But I know something cuter: Puppies and kitties playing together! YAAAAY *plays with puppies and kittens*

[vibrant2001]

I tip my hat to you, sir. You make a valid point.

[AliceRaving]

Stephenie Meyer is the author. xD

[SilverishKitten]

Cute puppet thingy that you keep showing off ^^

[shinigamialchemygrrl]

Awesomeness. Just totally awesome. I am surprised-you guys seemed to be able to keep straighter faces this time around-or have you just become numb to the shallow 'plotline' and misspelled chatspeak? Either way, this is gold. But I had no idea that they took the story down...too bad. I really enjoyed the reviews. Great job on this vid! Ja-ne! =^.^=

[yogthulhu]

Thanks ^_^

[iliketurtles6667]

there are so many things i love about this video, i cannot name them all. but i will say this: the whole time you were reading, i just thought about the fact that i know you've actually read every single "Twilight" book in the series. this fact makes me happy inside.

lol, vampurrrrrrr...

[yogthulhu]

....rrrrrupmav

[xxxdarkmexxx]

hahaha, i thought it couldn't get any worse than "my immortal"! great reading!

[yogthulhu]

Thanks! And it has gotten worse... This one's down! D:

[zomgdonormonkey]

i wonder if the author of MI and twila is related to Bush. They speak the same kinda language.

[yogthulhu]

I don't think so, these two are more creative. Where Bush would have said "Misundersetimated" The would have said "Mizundremated"

[noway222]

i have looked and looked for this and can't find it anywhere! thanks for doing this so i can experience teh lulz! :)

[yogthulhu]

Well it's gon enow, so I doubt you'll ever find it... Sorry ^^;

[KolikaLove]

This is so epic. Do you think this girl is ACTUALLY real or is it all just made up? LOL

[yogthulhu]

Didn't I reply to this? Hmm... Youtube must be eating my comments again... Anyway, I think it's all made up, and I feel the same about My Immortal

[xMoonlightMelodiesx]

Ah, God bless you Satan.

[yogthulhu]

And with that blessing, Satan was given the divine power necessary to CONQUOR THE WORLD.

Or at least star in my webseries, Hellspoon! (Shameless self promotion!)

[walls06]

"Gerard way reference three seconds in well done" HA!

[zomgdonormonkey]

TWILA!!!!! HAHHAHAH. Max, you have a domo. I have a domo calendar. I love domo! yay

[yogthulhu]

But my domo is lame dracula domo! I want regular, too cool for cool school domo

[TwilightTeams]

XD Awesome dramatic reading!

[yogthulhu]

Thanks!