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  • General Stubbs will forever remember who his enemies are. The Sisters of Battle, servents of the emperor.

  • omg they got beat by old chicks!

  • ive not done fighting *casualy checks powerclaws and runs off*

  • Congratulations, imperials. Youre doing the job of mankinds enemies for them this way.

    I am most disappointed.

  • I understand why The Blood Ravens and the Imperial Guard were fighting eachother in Dark Crusade, but whey are they fighting eachother in soulstorm and the sisterhood? Don't the both belong to the Imperium of Man?

  • @theGoannaMan IG refused to lower their weapons when the Sisterhood came, so that was the final proof that there was heresy among them. Can't remember why they fought the blood ravens though, Check Sisters of Battle Epilogues for more information if you're interested.

  • 0:25 to 0:26 "EVERYTHING IS RUINED our entire base is exploding!!!... *looks at his claws* well at least my claws look cool :3"

  • Yeah, seems like Segmentum Command is going to have a nice arguement with the Sisterhood

  • Fuck it, if Vance Motherfucking Stubbs can't conquer it then the only option is Exterminatus.

  • imperial guard canonically won this game right?

  • @ramjet94 No, that's not neccessarily true. All we know is that the Blood Ravens were defeated, the rest is fanon.

  • @antirblack You are a moron...

    1. Imperial guardsmen are the most brave warriors... Mainly becose they lack the armor and the weaponry like the space marines have or sisters of battle have... YET, they still charge in the battle with faith in glory of the Imperium...

    2. Ogryns ARE NOT DAEMONS. They are humans that evolved on another planet and becose of the planet habitat, they evolved into what they are now... Emperor himself let the ogryns into the imperial army.

    3. Becouse they serve them...

  • @Greencze That all may be true, but you've over-looked one thing...... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!! When imperial guard hear that, they usually run in the opposite direction, that or they die.

  • @Greencze Actually no, most guardsmen ARE cowards. They lack the armor of the space marines, but they make up for it with thousands upon thousands of troops supported by hundreds of tanks. The reason they fight is for their fear of the commissar. You're right about the other two though.

  • @Arkaeya You have a point... Though i tried to look from the eyes of the guys that fight there. In my eyes, they are braver than space marines but i guess its on the angle of view.

  • @antirblack I agree with you, fellow brother! The Codex Astartes is good toilet paper for the Sons of Russ!

  • @Wolflord13 yea i guess lol

  • CRUSHED!

    

  • Why not just THROW MORE MEN AT IT!?

  • As his base is being burned down by sex-deprived sisters of battle, the most important thing to do is obviously examine your own lightning claws cause of how badass they are.

  • CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  • who else thinks that organisation in imperium is fucked up i think thats stupid that imperium forces are fighting each other rather than focus on other enemies

  • 0:12 baneblade at 97%

  • poor guardsmen

  • why are space marines attacking them?

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  • @FinfromLondonHK That is the Sisters of Battle, not the Space Marines.

  • a sister of battle and a space marine = epic snu snu!

  • @danielOconahap Perhaps if it was even possible. Even if a Sister manages to feel sexual desires, there's the fact that these marines are several times bulkier than them without armour and all the stuff done to fuck up their bodies and minds to make them superhuman warriors makes them sterile and unlikely to even be able to think about sex.

  • @Japaneseanimeguy reverse that space marines are capable of feeling sexual urges this is a fact shown in alot of black library novels and in gw lore sisters of battle are frigid ice queens .

  • @danielOconahap Well apart from the fact that they're probably genetically incompatible due to the alterations made to the Marines...and the fact that, you know, they're both fanatically devoted to the emperor. And let's face it, most space marines are kind of dicks, and most sisters of battle are kinda bitches. But setting aside all this...yes, epic snusnu.

  • I HAVE NOT DONE FIGHTING.

  • CRUSHED CRUSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!­!!

  • "And I will remember who my enemies are..." The Adepta Sororitas!? :))

  • @DiscordChaos No, bolter bitches! XD

  • "all my GOOD MEN who GAVE THEIR LIVES for this CURSED, this BLASTED SYSTEM!!!!!!!!"

    (casually checks power claw)

  • i guss the fire proof suties came a little to late

  • Fucking Bitches of Bitching...

  • Whats the name of the song?

  • I hope the Commissariat took their time with this snivelling coward of a general

  • "I have not done fighting"? Oh dear...

  • I find it difficult to take out all the production facilities and the only units that can get close to that cannon are my flying units which get shot down pretty quickly. then there's the Valkyrie transports dropping Sentinels and infantry right beside my base.

  • Get to da Valkyrie!

  • a regular MacArthur, that guy

  • *ship tries to fly away* *the holy living saint flies after the flying ship*

    living saint: U AINT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY! *slices the ship in half*

  • 0:00 Looks like "Kill Bill" soundtrack

  • instead of fidgeting with his claws, shouldn't he get in the fray himself ?

  • @kerstmanneke82 Nah, cool commanders make epic poses as their men die and they escape. For example: Gorgutz, Shas O' Kais................

  • heh,  he left his men behind when the valkyrie could easily carry them all, and they had heavy bolters to hold them off.

  • Can't the Sisters have a little patience I bet this would have happened if they didn't attack

    Imperial Guard:100 Baneblades ready for...

    Sister of Battle:PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

    Imperial Guard:Throne

  • Imperial Guard: Forward! For the Emperor!

    Sister of Battle: Slaughter them all in the name of the God-Emperor!

    Boreale: They fight ahmongs dhemselves! Strike quickly in da name of Deep Strike... No! Strike in da name of the Emprah!

  • "Who gave their lives to cursed, blasted system. "

    *Checks Claws and fixes bolters*

  • better a defeated general than a dead hero.

  • Yea, Kaurava was pretty blasted because it had all 9 races in a ffa bloodbath of utter annihlation.

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  • How the hell did you get SoB in there? I would have thought that the opening cutscene when you start as SoB was that everyone is raped and slaughtered by chaos.

  • Vance is the only who escapes in all DOW 40k history. Alexander dead in his Victory Bay, Space Marines won, damn those. Anyway, IG are supposed rulers of Kaurava System. I would like to know if there is a mod for deep-strike valkyres...theyre really cool :D

  • @Storypolis Gorgutz has escaped 3 times.

  • @TraySamurai Indeed :))

  • This snivelling coward ran and let his men die for him when he should have died alongside them. Gaunt would *BLAM* his ass guaranteed.

  • This is a lie, NO ONE can beat Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs and his mythological 100 baneblades which probably crashed somwhere far far away.

  • @flark454 Whats with this thing I keep hearing about 100 mythological baneblades? I sure would like to know where this is coming from.

  • @Bertoleyus At the begining of the strong hold assult they mention that 100 baneblades just gone out to serve (and rly ppl mistake this statement ALOT, they mean they just shipped them out to fight in other places not frigin lost em)

  • "All the good men who gave their lives for this,cursed blasted system" *check claws* "hey they still work" A few minutes later IG1:Gogogo! IG2:Hey how come we have to stay here? IG1:We have to cover him. IG2:There's friggin turrets. IG1:Let's get on the ship then. *Valkyrie takes off* IG2:... IG1:Oh *@%$
  • This guy was the only general who actually said something positive about his men :)

  • Vance Stubbs will be back. And when he returns, he's bringing 100 of *something* with him...

  • So Kaurava was a blasted system? Lets hope stubbs learned about the shit going down in aurelia!

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  • Bigdickcheney y u no put song in discription?

  • What about his 100 Baneblades?

  • @Hiyama420 But he was foolish enough to send pretty much nearly all of them away.

  • tau empire is better....

  • This cowardice will not ignored. The Commissariat will have his head for this.

  • Anybody else think that in the campaign the Imperial Guard were possibly the hardest race to beat?

  • @Japaneseanimeguy NO WAY. The TAU are impossible. The only way I have found to beat soulstorm, is to be the tau as you then don't have to fight them.

  • @dawn1234qwe Tau aren't that hard unless you're trying to completely stop the reinforcements. I mainly use strikeforce tactics for a bit, gather forces to take down hard stuff, maybe fall back and regroup then attack the target again, maybe take control of their cannon, and with the last of it I generally gather all my forces for one massive final assault, plus I only need to destroy that one building with an etheral inside. Easy enough unless it's a greater difficulty.

  • @Japaneseanimeguy Not really that hard !!! All you need to do just are to destroy their Big Artillery thing and make sure their convoys to build their Baneblades don't reach them !!!

  • @Japaneseanimeguy I was the space marines and i kept trying to get in the acient gate on kaurava 1 controlled by imperial gaurds and i kept being owned...

  • @Japaneseanimeguy who do you think were the easiest?

  • @dowfan99 Actually I think the Space Marines were fairly easy. Even though I thought the Dark Eldar weren't too hard I still think the Space marines were weaker. I get how the "Steel Rain" tactic could be powerful since they aren't reliant on fixed strongholds scattered trhoughout the area but all you need to do is take out the platforms, several of which are right near where you start. It makes thing's rather simple and I've probably had the least rouble with them. Or maybe Eldar.

  • @Japaneseanimeguy I had most trouble with the tau. Then again I played as the IG :D

  • Coward. Fight and die with your men.

  • Imperial guard are the best! Quantity has quality all it's own.

  • at all the other stroghold endings they , die , shiver , cry , jizz their pants , exept the Imperial , their generals die , kill themselves , cry for mercy , (exept DE they just walked through the portal and thats it although their running dias of destruction pissed me off untill i got psykers and kept locking it from running lol) But the Imperial Guard leader Vance Stubbs just said that he will remember , that he will get revenge . BADASS VANCE STUBBS . I love IG

  • hahaha! one of the sisters died!!!

  • man i wish they had made it so you could use imperial guard in DOW2 they are the best of the best. " for the Emperor!"

  • @MKbaddog they're in retribution

  • @drzoidburgrocks no i meant in the original DOW2

  • @MKbaddog oh sorry

  • @drzoidburgrocks its alright dude simple misunderstanding but i love the IG alot and wish they would have done that

  • That ruined the game when the IG, SM, and SOB had to fight each other. Plus Boreal wouldn't have died if he has some Imperial guard and sisters of battle at his back.

  • wait u mean the guards ran outa idiots to throw at them

  • i wished they kept lucas alexander from dark crusade

  • coward

  • I love how Stubbs watches his forces get destroyed while he plays with his claws lol

  • The Guard didn't win, Relic hasn't said who has...

  • @TemplarFox65 LIES the guard did win.

  • @TemplarFox65 Well Cyris has already confirmed that....

  • Wow wut an asshole general lol, Alexander would have stayed and fought till the end, and Sturm probably would have turned it around and won.

  • @Nitoryuu this didn't happen guard won :P

    but why should he die? his death won'tmake the guard magically win but him surviving would give details on how they were defeated

  • 0:13  baneblade at 98%

  • @HolyBomb The assembly crew took a one-hour lunch...

  • @HolyBomb story of my life

  • "THIS BLASTED SYSTEM! -looks at claws-"

    Apparently Alexander is easily distracted by shiny things.

  • ".....i have not done fighting" lol

  • Why didn't Alexander live.

  • wow,he really likes his blades,at 0:26 hes still checking his blades while things in front of him is pwned and defeated,burnt and destroyed,lol he turned out such a caword bitch! no wonder WOMEN was able to defeat him..

  • i don't know which is more sad the IG all dying or the SoBs defeating them

  • Jezz, Lucas Alexander from the Dark Crusade would surely strangle this wimpy cowardly bitch for deserting his men like that.

  • It's better to have a defeated General than a dead hero.

  • I don't like IG, i mostly like Space Marines and Orks

    The SM for their Terminators ( I love them :D:D:D)

    The Orks for their WAAAAGH!

  • fuk'n pussy commander runs away lol what a wimp

  • For The Emotheror

  • Why didn't you use the Necrons? It's so much cooler to see warriors striding down the road than the bolter-bitches

  • I think these DoW clips are kinda unrealistic because the winning side never suffers any casualties while the defeated are killed in swathes, even if they are Space Marines or Chaos Marines.

  • At least this defeat has some spirit in it..unlike the space marines who simply say thy failed the emperor and fall dead on the ground.

  • At least Stubbs got away...

  • "I have not done fighting"? really Stubbs? well it looks like all your base are belong to us.

  • Wait what wheres the rubble? that building just blew up right?

  • General Stubbs Say All my motherfucking life are ruined i must run

    Archon Tharil Say yes yes run you chump sisters of battle needed strong and fast in bed soldiers you and you army stubbs are slow asses

  • Also... VANCE MUTHAFUCKIN STUBBS!

  • All the goodmen who gave their lives for this cursed, this blasted system!

    0:26 *Polishes Claws*

  • What's with all the soulstorm hate? I love the game.

  • @danielkronos THOSE people dont like it cos of the graphics and because the voices are epic instead of realistic.

    i preffer this to dawn of war 2 because you can actually make an army :D.

    and lol i still plahy this a bit.

  • @danielkronos Apparently I had some serious bugs when it was released. Now they seem to be fixed, I got it from Steam recently and I'm enjoying (being the IG and Chaos my favourite factions)

  • I feel sorry for the imperial guards... But they gave their lives for their commander

  • I have not done fighting?

  • @dsfdsfsgfdegdfgmdflg LMFAO OMG YOU DONT NOTICE IT TILL YOU RE WATCH IT LMFAO SAD EPIC FAIL!!! 00:30

  • Stubbs is a dumbass, but one who knows how to command guard, Boreale is a fuckin retard with the whole Spess Marheens thing, and everyone else isnt worth mentioning except for the SoB canoness. She only won because her soldiers were having the Red Rage. So I believe that in the mind of every DoW player Soulstorm never happened, it was just a horrible nightmare.

  • "In the name of the EMPRAH! Run away!"

    ...and so fled Stubbs the Chickenhearted from the red tide, aka the pms Battle Sisters. The end.

  • Stupid Battle-Bitches and their freaking faith poi--.... err, faggot cheat points.

  • VANCE MOTHERFUCKING STUBBS

  • "Men cover me i have a steak dinner to attend to and you have an unbeatable horde to fight"

  • @LAND37 Guardsman: Kk, Bbs. *dead*

  • *EEERRRNNN* Nuclear launch detected.

    BOOOOOOOOM!

    "They never know what hit them," says a Ghost in Stubb's retinue.

  • i played all the races except the dark eldar n the sisters. i hav no idea how to play the dark eldar and i got fked up by the sisters becuz they suck.

  • Phew. Every Guardsman or Kasrkin have to stay and fight until the end, forced to fight by commisars or any other commanders, and what example gave them their IMPERIAL GENERAL?!. He retreated. Like coward. He deserve this same fate like his Guardsmen

  • @Tornak90 Imperial govoners for you pussies in all shape and form

    Commisiars on the other hand........

  • Stubbs after defeat. "Mr. Stubbs, there's a package for you.", said the delivery guy.

    He's opening the door, it's his 100 Baneblades, charging the cannon. towards him. Before died he said, "CRRRREEEEEEEEEE-"

    The note on the nearest tank said, "Tactical Genius, hurr."

  • i feel so sad for stubbs

  • did he just say "i have not done fighting" really this guy needs to learn english

  • Imperial Guard just got whipped

  • What a coward.

  • dude realy u played as the sisters of battle

  • @xpururux it kinda makes sense.he played as the ig and when he wanted this stronghold movies he used the force closest to it(sob)

  • yo sister! You stay out of my store! I remember your face!!

  • So he has his men executed for retreating and then flees himself? What a dick!

  • Long live IG! We die standing! May the emperor guide our path! :D

  • Muahahahahahahaha Guard  lost in defend? THYS NOT POSIBLE

  • Stubbs lost because he had no Baneblades. And beacuse hes not a tactical geniu- CREEEEEEEED!!

  • yes his enemys are the sisters of battle the ones who helped them fight the tao in the opening scene

  • Yeah you better run stubbs. He says he'll be back and I'll be waiting to kill him

  • 0:12

    this usually happens when baneblade is around 97%

    :P

  • @HolyBomb

    damn right ç_ç

    hahahaha

  • stubbs is a total noob... his last men are giving their lives and he escapes. there was plenty more room in that valkyrie

  • @MrYoursoup yeah but that would make the valkyrie an obvious first target there had to be some guardsmen to cover it's take off or else all those SoBs would have shot it down before it could've left the ground

    but either way leaving was a pretty cowardly decision for an imperial general

  • @9302420 right at both things

  • I wish they would die when their flames hit them, heh fitting end

  • hmmmm floaty angel thing.......or 400 mega ton tank on your side.....which would you prefer?

  • According to the gaunt's ghosts novels, a living saint can single handedly kill a baneblade. I think I'll go for that.

  • I realy hate the sororitas for what they do:

    fighting everyone who is not "devoted to the emperor" in their eyes! Thats why I like the fact, that the IG won Soulstorm (so all the Sororitas burned)!

  • @Furorus2k We don't know that, do we? I thought Kronus was the only one with a canon ending?

  • @Henners1991 I ve just heard, that their are many clues in Dawn Of War II. I have never played DoW II so I can't prove it for myself... I hope you understand.

  • @Furorus2k For the last time, we don't know for sure that IG won Soulstorm, only that they defeated the Blood Ravens. If anything, that's evidence against them being victorious as destroying 5 space marine companies is very draining on an army and they still have 7 other races to beat.

  • @Furorus2k rather that than letting those devoted to the Ruinous Powers live

  • @Furorus2k The sororitas did their job. Just like the IG did. Die a lot, lose a crapload, then win some. Then die some more.

  • @Furorus2k

    That's another reason I hate religious fundamentalism. Seriously, the Dark Eldar are less frightening than the Adeptus Sororitas!

  • @Furorus2k

    That is why I hate the inquisition.

    In the first Armageddon war they won and every soldier and citizen was killed as "standard protocol"

  • @Furorus2k thats like the Tau Empire do to whoever us not devoted to their greater good. the same goes for chaos, imperium forces (all) etc

    damn warhammer 40k. environment is too harsh to live..

  • @Furorus2k

    Stop raging, not being devoted to the Emperor is the betray humanity.

  • @Furorus2k Wow, I thought I was the only Imperial guard fan... Great to see sombody else likes them.

  • @Furorus2k also how do we know imperial guard won? I dont get it... is there some book or something? Also, they may be crazy killer fanatics, but they do have some nice armor! ;D

    Even though commander boreale sounds like an idiot I wish he won instead.