The 12 Dirty Days of Christmas

[rhegrote1]

you erased my shit comments you mfers THIS SONG MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO CLIMB UP ON A HOUSE AND SHIT DOWN SOME ONES CHIMNEY THEN GO OFF TO A SHOPPING MALL LIKE THE CHRISTIANA MALL IN NEWARK DE. AND GET A COUPLE OF GIRLS TO GIVE YOU A HUMIN BLOWJOB BEHIND THE INSIDE CHRISTMAS TREE SINCERELY: rhegrote@yahoo.com 01/01/2012. . i like that five muther fuckers!

[MelissaDuncan17]

5 muther fucker

[Pengijoker]

Press 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8 and then 9

[SickMaster344]

I hear kids in the background...

[lichking3002]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE MOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR FUUUUUUUUUCKERRRRRRRRRRRS!!!!1­11!!111

[BranwynMaddox]

this is song is probably only funny to people who are roaring drunk.......

[27wJoe]

now this is Christmas

[27wJoe]

now this christmas

[PTMGFX]

12 raging boners 11 gaping assholes 10 diseased hookers 9 crabs a itchin 8 pornhub subscriptions 7 blue waffles 6 droopy dicks 5 runny clits 4 saggy tits 3 rubber dildos 2 used condoms and a big ol slamed muff

[RankielGuitar]

youtube.com/watch?v=Y42O584ciw­I

[animegirl4698naruto]

FIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEE­EEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEE­EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!



[cutepurple12345]

5 mother fuckers

[pfleeger2010]

On the 10th day of Christmas my step dad is a dick.

[gamequeen2006]

I thought I was going to die of a heart attack. Oh, the tears from the horrible pain from laughing way too hard. Couldn't breathe! Too much to bear! Saying this is hilarious is a huge understatement. Very nice job!

[MONTEALLAN11]

LOVE IT

[sexonwheels131]

this is funny as fuck its awaome congrats on the 2 tons of tit

[tisfatman]

a great way to end a song i will sing this when i visit my grandma's house!

[HawksVols44]

Love John Valby. I have over 70 of his songs on my iPod

[william1234153]

nice lol

[burningcold1993]

SEVEN SCROTUMS SWINGING

EIGHT GAPING ASSHOLES XD

[DarkshadowsunQ]

I LOVE IT!!!!

[Mttlowmre]

lol 3:08 - 3:12

[cptmrgn318]

23 people never got a hum job in a pear tree.

[allysonchainz]

@cptmrgn318 Ha! True 'dat!~Never "blew" in pear's "house" BUT I have gotten cunnilingus in an oak tree~!

[dtmora99]

It should be, "And a Hand Job In a Pear Tree"! Lol

[ProBoyPhaze]

Porn in the sidebar..,.

[ktdknowles123]

yeah...i play this along with the 12 drugs of christmas thru the house.

[Tootsy39]

OH MIES MY EARS

[allexfenty]

I Watch This Every Time It Comes Around To Christmas

[justinp3714]

this song=definition of awesomeness

[Buttrflyz0801]

Eight! Nine! Eight! Nine! Eight! Nine! LOL!!

[kenotbgood1968]

It's David Alan Coe..He wrote the song,and many dirty outlaw country...

[ryanenoslay]

5 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Triththaus]

@ryanenoslay HAHAHA AWESOME

[Saraleander]

LOL@everything, BUT those 5 motherfuckers...kill me :-)

[IslandLiving808]

Lol =D

[76wyatt]

that is the best mother fucking song i have ever fucking hear my grandma laughed her fucking ass of FIVE MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSSS

[otakuffee]

5 Mother fuckers!!!!



[RandomGirlsINC]

O_O



[rhegrote1]

THIS SONG MAKES YOU WANNA JUST JUMP OFF OF GOD DAMN ROOF AFTER SHITTING DOWN SOME FIVE MUTHA FUCKERS CHIMNEYS OF AND GETTING FIVE FUCKIN CUNTS BEAUTIFUL AND CLEAN MOUTH AND CLEAN TASTE PUSSY. THEN GETTING A HUM JOB BLOWJOB UNDER A CHRISTMAS TREE IN ABIG SHOPPING MALL LIKE CHRISTIANA NEWARK, DE. SINCERELY:RHEGROTE@YAHOO.COM NO LIE I WOULD'NT SHIT YOU YOU'RE MY BEST FAVORITE CORN IN MY TURD.11/28/2011. FROM RHEGROTE WHICH MEANS HELL'S RIPPING UNDERWEAR FART.

[uofm97]

Only 308,514 views?!? What the hell, guys?!? This should be in the MILLIONS by now!

[rhegrote1]

10 mutha fuckers nasty good with two faggits fucking in a pinetree. sincerely:rhegrote@yahoo.com 11/23/2011.

[SailorMars768]

My dad just listened to this and laughed himself to tears.

[espionagedadon]

5 is grrrrrrreeeeeaaaaatttttttt!!!!­!!!!!!

[ninendowii2000]

i like 5

hahaha 

[KelFison]

lol reminds me of wicked shrapnel

[VampirePosien]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[SickMaster344]

Awww man i'm not even an usual english-speaker, but this song is so fucking hiliarous

[Jiffypistol]

Dirty John Valby is my personal hero.

[danielbartlett122219]

loll best Christmas song ever

[Brinestus]

by the way, best song ive ever heard for christmas.. lol. fucking priceless dude.

[Brinestus]

at 3:25 he says "8 assholes licking" lol.

[10ahorn]

2 tons of tits

[mvmkproductions666]

5 MOOOTHER FUCKERS

[jldbck3]

its the wurzels.

[Iknowrap12345]

hahahahah 9 lezziez licking

[Iknowrap12345]

4 cock suckers HAHAHAHAHA



[JPMorganSuckBalls]

8 asshole licking. LMAO!

[99eewing]

merry christmas santa.

[saffyhilton123]

LMFAO LOVE IT

[sexydick181]

yea it does lmao maybe it is lol

[Camguide]

fiiveeee motherfuckers.. love this! havent heard in ages :P

[MrTomahawkGuy]

Why is "What NOT to say to the police" in the suggested videos?

[Hannahhot100]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[worknman2k]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiive motheeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs­!!

[gamequeen2006]

@worknman2k Say it like we're all Navy Seals! LOL!

[Jadencemae]

thumps up if you tried to sing the lyrics with John Valby!

[homes287]

omfg i can hear kids singing in the back round

[mary78906]

WOOOOW! U guys think that this is funny. No This thing is a joke! try to come up with something else besides shit nest time!

[DrDirtyJr]

@lauramichelehahn Been there, done that and my best friend is the one playing the piano and singing. The one, the only, Dr Dirty John Valby.

[Govna16]

Is that david allen cole

[yumchuchuyum]

i first heard this song when i was 11 and it became my favorite x mas song haha

[locabar]

9 lezies licking ? now thats interesting

[OneTailedTerror1]

O.o

[hacercow]

They should play this on the radio

[LilMuppet1997]

That sounds like Robin Williams hahahaha

[TheEihba]

nice song

[coolmaster312]

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKERSSS!

[77bubba00]

@lauramichelehahn ... been there, done that. LOL

[lovey65]

lmfao : )

[StephanieOnThisWeb]

THE BEST..GOD, THIS VIDEO HAD ME DYINGG!!

[TheFinalMayham]

i have learned something fun today...

dont drink...

and listen to this at the same time...

my nose hurts lol

[SasukeNoob1]

im gonna go around caroling this year and this is what I will sing lol XD

[mortyboi1]

it sound like jonny noxville from jack ass

[eddie8392]

@mortyboi1 i know right

[buffy123456789123456]

@mortyboi1 kinda.

[Dinger425]

@mortyboi1 yea it really dose

[Bobin450]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[madichabodhatter1]

im singing that at Christmas for karaoke...

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

i hear kids in the background xD

[13supershadow]

epic :3

[welshsoldier1]

@13supershadow ti's class bhat

[13supershadow]

@welshsoldier1 ok ._.

[Bigpolak57]

lame

[williamcarter1993]

5 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN, CLASSIC!

[DREMR69]

5 motherfuckers is the best... one ... wait what am i saying the whole fucken song is the best...

[MegaJustin1996]

5 MOOTHHERR FFUUCCKKEERRS

[SteamAddict91]

5 is best

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Johnny Knoxville

[rah43344]

666 BAGS OF SHIT

[Badd3stBitchAliv3]

@rah43344 its six SACKS of shit lol

[Socoolscienceshow]

you want to be my true love, suck my dick, let me lick your titties, fuck me, cook me a 5 pound steak and dont take 12 days to do all of it!

[ilovetogofast88]

FUCK THE PARTRIDGE!

[kaykaykookie]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOW! xDD

[aerisred13]

rofl. 5 MUTHER FUCKERRRRRS. 

[BookemDeno]

this song is for fags

[motomallen]

@BookemDeno you like it that much !

[ymdandy]

@BookemDeno i'm shure you love it !

[KottenKandiii]

@BookemDeno You must be one hell of a fag then, cuz u commented on the video meaning u watched it

[BookemDeno]

@KottenKandiii i watched it and gave my opinion smart ass

[KottenKandiii]

@BookemDeno Well you watched it, that makes you a fag right?

[BookemDeno]

@KottenKandiii DOES ANYBODY USE THEIR BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i watched it and made the conclusion that this video is for fags, i didnt know wat te video was until i watched it

[KottenKandiii]

@BookemDeno you're just mad because we are right you must be a homosexual who is self concious about their taste in men

[BookemDeno]

@KottenKandiii u r logically impaired

[alex12345304]

@KottenKandiii hahaha yuh told him or her

[KottenKandiii]

@alex12345304 haha yeah

[HamiltonCityMan]

5 motherF***ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matt09ad]

merry christmess people 2010

[250martel]

GAY

[imrickjamesbitchas]

14 people have 8 gaping assholes... i dont even think thats possible..

[U2SaxFan]

Ah, so it's John Valby that does this halarious song. Thank you for posting that. I've seen this listed as everyone from Bob Rivers to Adam Sandler. Always wondered who the hell the real artist was.

[hyundia12]

great song

[thelionwaits]

One of the few Christmas songs that makes me feel all happy.

[CelticKisses]

I want to get drunk and sing this in a pub.

[QweeNieBee]

this puts me in such a great mood xD

[YosukeHanamurasLOVE]

XD

LOL

When I go Christmas caroling w/ my friends this year, I know what song we're singing now!

XD

[poisionlynn]

come on now were all fucking seals lol

[poisionlynn]

13 ppl dont like odd numbers of balls lol

[Polterguist]

I can't believe I never stumbled upon these until now. rofl

[turtlesrock92]

haha sounds like a true christmas

[SARAHLAIDLER]

I think we all know wat were gunna be singing at christmas!! XD

[SchfiftyFiveGuy]

12!..11!..12...11!...FUCK YOU!

Hahaha

[TheDemonican]

I love this

[Xeonsteel08]

He really likes #5 lol....

[thegenie144]

kisses his mother with that mouth?

[DrDirtyJr]

@thegenie144 I should say not, that would be sick. She's been deceased for years. But your mother, now that's a different story.

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[patrickjune1994]

one of my relatives wife played softball with johnny valbys wife.

[seetherfreak218]

i love the falsetto part! fucking hilarious!

[ZmightyDouch]

nice song dude

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the dude singing it sounds like a right nutter

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:P

[whopass252]

i never laughed so hard in my life.....

[PkJamesful]

its 2 brass balls until 4

[inu1000]

I thought he said and a punjub in a pear tree >>

[gothecw]

5 MOTHER FUCKERS!! LOL

[jorvin4041]

lol

[MissRavenn]

5 MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!

Rofl

[yukidoo123]

omg what a laugh

[poolshark221]

wht?????

[easton1994]

i love the mother fuckers part. lol

[dagnaste01]

lmfao

[86dforever]

I want to be there live for this!

[Chrger66]

@86dforever

I WAS there and never laughed so hard in my hole life. Somewhere in that recording is me telling John to shove something up his ass!!!!!

[jane34uk]

Yay bah humbug!!!!! =]

[Socoolscienceshow]

XD - LMAO

(Drunkly Yells) 5 mother fuckers!

XD - LMAO

[reecola05]

11 testicles tingling? So that means someone has only 1 testicle to make it an odd number

[sexyvampirecatgirl]

lolx awesome deduction

[PsychicGirl25]

@reecola05 lol my boyfriend actually had one testicle removed...

[SmurphsAJew]

@reecola05 or 3 lmao

[gingleballs]

@reecola05 or someone's got 3 :))

[vgmarkusvg]

@reecola05 1 testicles like you

[Socoolscienceshow]

@reecola05 he lost it in a drunken bar fight around 2am XD

[reprobacious]

@reecola05 Or three...  :-)

[horridhenryrandomtv]

@reecola05 haha lol

[iiDirtyVeteran]

@reecola05 Hitler was obviously here.

[johnnydiggle]

@reecola05 probably hitler with the 1 ball lol

[robonaruto]

@reecola05 ever consider someone having 3 kinda having 12 fingers or an extra arm?

[easton1994]

lol. this song is funny. i like 5 mother fuckers. lolz.

[bossdebbie]

Pissing my pants laughing! This put me in the holiday spirit.. now, I'll go have a few bweers and decorate the house HA!

[EAW619]

he knows how to work a crowd great song

[wingnutters]

now THIS is what christmas is about, besides the birth of Jesus, ya know.... LOVE this fucking song!

[mary78906]

You guys are sick!

[DrDirtyJr]

@mary78906 Thank You for noticing. Best compliment we've had all week.

[XxheremeRAWRxX]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA LOL.

[robertdinger]

the 2nd one was 2 brass balls

[ratchet1215]

He changed some of them halfway through.

[ILYU17]

who sings this???? i fking LOVE this song. :D