Stupidest James Bond death trap ever

[Steelioss]

*Fap,Fap,Fap*

[TiipX]

Now that's a machine in my taste! //Ron Jeremy

[megaDudeMegaDude]

He hardly looks like a sophisticated secret agent while dry humping the matress.

[Laurelindo]

No pain, no gain.

[phoenixsonrising]

Oh yeah, as if James Bond wasn't already used to moving like that, even faster.

[boloblotz]

what is that ... a killing fuck machine? XD

[MyBottletree]

Immagine the size of his boner..

[CH33KYFR3AKY]

Thats one way to build stamina I guess.

[Laurelindo]

@CH33KYFR3AKY Researchers have actually found out that sex is an excellent physical exercise, lmao.

[amarsbarr]

'Nice to have met you Mr. Bond'

I love that line :D lol

[foooock]

"ey watta hell, ey" xD

[Pedrofrombrazil]

WTF is that?hahahahahaha

[kaianttila73i]

Fucking machine.

[mattiMAYHEM]

Sean Connery - humping tables since 1965.

[Novaking1990]

1:13 hilarious remind me of....my last workout:)

[cghygyy]

Back in 1965 you couldn't show sex toys,

But what ACTUALLY happened was that guy put the penetration deepness on full

[topkualamu166461]

ultimate jerking off machine

[Ugleskjegg]

I remember watching this with my mom when I was a kid, and this scene was som awkward to watch for some reason

[trickorweed]

looks more like a Fucking machine lol

[kyleXD14]

hump da bed

[Patchoolible]

Then again she was called pussy galore, its not going to be great

[jakkmcfadden]

this is why bond gets all the girls

[MyBuGGLes]

Anal sex anal sex!

[TheNecroluster]

What HypervBoy doesn't seem to realize is that if Bond wouldn't have been saved his spine would have ripped in two. Is that dangerous or what?

[machtrebel]

Same clock as in Goldfinger 

[flamesdemon19]

This is like a sex machine...

[MrMrmood]

LOL is that what I think it is LOL naaa

[300Disturbed247]

I think I'm gonna have nightmares where I get to my bedroom and see James Bond doing this shit to my bed!!!

[NUBIANSPACEMONKEY]

there was a dildo in the machine :D

[NUBIANSPACEMONKEY]

this look real gay

[BrianCalo]

Nearly dry humped to death

[SHITsk8isgr8]

why would they even make it so that someone could just put on a high setting and then they would die, THAT COMPLETELE AND UTTERLY RETARDED

[ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01]

Were are his fuckin big muscles ? He was a successful bodybuilder and had huge muscles in the 50s....

[hayqdueleymucho]

he was fuckin the table

[MaghoxFr]

So this is where Pilates comes from...

[Krisgebis]

I only thought they made these kind of machines for women. I learned something today.

[alexandertarangerkin]

press 7 for Bond rape.

[KaptajnKaffe]

I know that this is so inappropriate, but that table looks like a fuckmachine from the seventies! xD 

[918Murphy]

Stupidest isn't a word...

[robsargent4]

Does anybody remember if this is the one with the sharks in the baddy's swimming pool & the boat that separates into two at the end?

[MrDeadhead83]

@robsargent4 yes it is that one and the baddy has an eye patch

[robsargent4]

@MrDeadhead83 ah, so he does. ta for the confirmation

[rfvtgbzhn]

this video has this strange ad, which always screws up the youtube player on my system (firefox 8.0.1, Addobe Flash Player 10.2.152.32, Windows XP SP2).

[Finkie147]

Luckily his core had plenty of practice beforehand...shagging Russian spies.

[hoaxerman]

omg wtf...

[AcctNo4]

All he needed now was a finger up his bum!

[HotWaschwabi]

Looks like he got his happy ending ;)

[omgcheesenoob]

there was no point in putting that epic song in

[Shaggysan]

This looks like...nevermind.

[ShinnSakura]

He should be used to that sort of motion, and she comes back and hes like " go away, just five more minutes PLEASE !! "

[shaeru1]

i thnk he would have cummed like 20 times :D

[matrixyoda]

bet he had a "happy ending"

[BetterJS]

It was like he was getting bummed from behind. Lame indeed.

[jatoskopie]

HE TOTALLY CUMMED

[CeletenteFan223]

james bond movoes are so lame

[Zeit57]

@1:12 he banged the hell out of it

[vergilVMD]

having sex turbo

[KaddiTheB]

looks like this kinda turns me on. .. - seems legit. :D

[TheShapeshifterman]

THE HUMP TRAP!!!!!!!!!

[BadBoysBrutal]

I need this for masturbating

[bannedfromutube1]

Why the fuck would that machine even have a setting that high to begin with?

[NiggerDat]

@bannedfromutube1 an old man with a hump treatment?

[Alxmir23]

@bannedfromutube1 a lot of machinery has ridiculously high setting

like that sauna box thingy that bond trapped in

btw,not everybody is the same,some are tougher some are softer

character in bond movie could resist to such setting,characters who dont even flinch when punched in the stomach with an iron knuckle

[davidls11]

@bannedfromutube1 Most of them only go to 10. Hers goes to 11.

[BuddhaMaster84]

Reminds me of Burn After Reading, the machine George Clooney invents.

[theinspeckter]

looks like he have fun humping the table

[ve732]

So...

How come he didn't just shoot bond in the head?

I mean he was right there.

Defenseless.

[Spaninator]

@ve732 Maybe because it should look like an accident? 

[alexamakura]

@ve732 have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death

[thegamingwarhero]

@ve732 maybe he didn't want to attract attention

[Laurelindo]

@ve732 That's one thing I've always found slightly annoying in Bond movies. =P Everytime the villains have a guaranteed chance to kill Bond (like in this scene) they still give him a chance to survive.

[tpampouk]

@ve732 why how what etc!!!shut the fuck out!!!everyone!!!enjoy the scene,enjoy the movie,enjoy James Bond!!!wake up!!!

[TiipX]

Holy shit, JIZZ!

[Darikcrissangelfan]

james bond stop humping the table other people are gonna be humping it!

[Farsklat]

hahahahahahhaah

[LordFigas]

James Bond Tutorial------ Lesson number 1: How to Fuck a Table

[MixonBro]

Press 7 and you can see James humping the machine lolol

[Takster]

pretty cool manufacturer, allowing the settings to go from beneficial to fatal.

[HikaruNoIkaros]

That looks like a wanking machine..

[Saphire123456]

His spine could have been torn to pieces... duh?

[GatsuKS]

This is so fucking epic hilarious.

[slovakOO]

the trap rapes him violently

[atalis1]

LMAO

[SFKILLIONARE]

y did this piece of crap hav advertisment ?

[lilmeerkat1]

Why the FUCK! was the switch able to go that far???????

[TheMaddogmccree]

he could have been killed , but the bad guy fucked only his asshole...loooooooool

[MrElucidate]

Why didn't someone just put a bullet in his head while he was tied up?

[terrorsquadlith]

COULDNT HE HAVE JUST STABBED HIM WHILE HE WAS STRAPPED OR SMTH.. ?

[Ozom2]

O.o that is so retarded ... though i bet at some point later he would be like ... i wish there was a woman there under me XD

[Pettept]

1:05 He says "what the hell"?

[sr60630]

I prefer the laser scene from Goldfinger. My least favorite was the ball busting scene from Casino Royale. You don't want to watch that. 

[marvelmax03191]

@sr60630 But you've gotta admit, that would be painful...

[sr60630]

He was shakened not stirred

[TheNeverEndingNoose]

Hahahahahhahhahaa

[Beastkingzetta]

THE JERK OFF MACHINE OF DOOM!!!

[beeniestudios]

I saw this years ago, didnt think much of it... now when i come back and watch it it looks so wrong...

[GodOfUnbelief]

He could have been shaken, not stirred to death

[Jet134]

why the fuck is there even a "danger option" on the fucking machine?

[highlighter444]

@Jet134 I was thinking the exact same thing the whole time! It'd be like if my stove had a "cremate" setting.

[Metaltherebel92]

really cheesy hehe, i still enjoy the old movies with connery very much. he is actually one off my favorite bonds.

[halomaniackslashcraz]

1:05 to  1:30 the sex scene every women wants xD

[hinz1]

Bonds boner jammed the machine

[melosebrainuhoh]

Settings for this machine:

1 - Low

3 - Medium

5 - High

7 - Super fucking high

9 - Inquisition

10 - Death

I wonder what other health and fitness devices the manufacturers offer. Barbed wire jump ropes? Nitroglycerin-filled medicine balls? Punching bags made of angry hissing wolverines?

[j2wmt]

Is this a learn-how-to-fuck machine?

[mkobrien49]

It just looks like he's humping the shit out of the table. So when he turned it up he went into cardio hump.

[Skywalker7246]

I want to be murdered in the same way...

[TheStealthX]

'Oh no, I've been massaged to death!'

[Django5198]

for those who can't be bothered to have sex

[StuartTheGamerNerd]

What the.....thats absurd!

[Northhunt]

1:08, "Fuck it, fuck that table!"

[wargarurumon]

you'll never defeat my acupuncture

[Styxorcist]

That death trap was really

*puts on sunglasses*

Screwed up...YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA|!!!

[Giar3579Hierarchy]

The Trap is Pregnant

[ChemaTico96]

lol this looks like james bond is trying to have sex with the trap

[milenioscuro]

homer simpson... where are you ?

[Montageproduction123]

Too sexy :D

[vladuskhy747]

Keep pressing 7

[twintipskilz1]

lol he humping it

[SGTBizarro]

What the hell? LOL!!!!

"You couldve been killed!"

By humping the table to death? Too much friction? Excessive sweating? LMAO

[mrlelle111]

what movie

[Saturpepe]

@mrlelle111 I think it is "Never Say Never Again"

[batmatt92]

@mrlelle111 Actually it's Thunderball. Never Say Never Again is the remake.

[Sebansho]

I bet you it's this trap that gave him his supreme shag powers.

[blodstainer]

Relax, be like water!

[CaptainObvious0000]

he almost sweat to death.

[MrRockydog4000]

I laughed my goddamn ass off XD

[Alexthapanda]

I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe!

[Alexthapanda]

What the shit? Is this death machine called the fuckalot?

[MrRockydog4000]

@Alexthapanda rofl

[Pretison]

best...fucking table...EVER

[SLAVA93617]

r.i.p sex toy

[Gwynnbleid030]

Bond is a pussy,when he cum he black out.

[BackmanMarcus]

Is either that or the beb in You only live twice ;)

[randomtoa]

Guess he does like him shaken not stird

[GuppyOdyssey]

"You could have been killed!"

.....how?

[wargarurumon]

@GuppyOdyssey eeuhm, shaken bond syndrome maybe?

[GSP4EVAH]

@GuppyOdyssey same thing i am wondering. lol

[MrHoppers002]

tearing the spine. ?

[Darikcrissangelfan]

@GuppyOdyssey major orgasim from table rape!

[Darikcrissangelfan]

@GuppyOdyssey from rapping the table

[Laurelindo]

@GuppyOdyssey This machine is so damn stupid, so if it starts malfunctioning or doing some weird crap like this you're supposed to be tied up there forever?

[TheMrbeanmsia]

it seems that there is no security measures to prevent something from happening..practice safety 1st.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Next thing you know, they'll rig his electric shaver to cut his head off.

[zombiekillah16]

It's a good thing he got saved before he died a pathetic death of erotic asphyxiation...

[mofowgoo122]

Thunderball is such a great movie :)

[gartnavel89]

I still say Shake Weight's weirder.

[Theevileye00]

@UnnaturalPhilosphy Bahahaahha exactly! xD

[lowlifeboy]

seriously? he was tied up and completely helpless and that's all they did to him? lol sounds like something dr. evil would do.

[werdesook]

18+

[markrider2866]

>.> ...no comment...

[TheSamiryoussef]

The "HUMP-MACHINE 3000" in stores ??/?/????

[oram321]

Wtf!! was the director thinking when he thought of this??????? xD "you know what this movie needs!! a near death sex experience on a dry humping therapy machine"......................­.."James bond style" xD

[mitra32203]

lmao!!! oooh man... my eyes are watering from laughing

[Crunchsnap]

Couldnt he just let go?

[TheNineLivez]

@Crunchsnap

his hands were tied...

[YoshiLives]

Why would they even build it to go that fast?

[obs222]

JAMES IS NOT SATISFAYD

[SlipknotFanize]

Fatasses nightmare

[xalentcash]

I guarantee he fucked her afterward and game her multiple orgasms.

[gummiesable]

Shaken not stirred

[BB0ysGam3s]

SEAN CONNERY WAS SLEEPING WITH YOU MOTHER LAST NIGHT! HAHA THUMBS UP!

[Arcadeprehacked]

@BB0ysGam3s

Are you stupid or something?

[BB0ysGam3s]

@Arcadeprehacked YOU EVEN SEE GOOD GRIEF?

[Ashenrey]

he's just humping it.



[knHorrorFREAK]

James bond is a naughty boy........press 2 repeatedly

[MrBratkenSolov]

That's retarded, keep 7 for buttsechs

[noved15]

why does the table have such a high setting?

what where they thinking? did they think a stone statue might need some back work done?

[TheMorrisseyMan]

keep hitting number 7. he is fucking the table

[freedomphamtom1]

this could be a great Final Destination moment D=