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  • Alistair -3

  • It occurs to me that my previous comment might make me come across as seriously pathetic. Five thumbs up to this comment and I'll delete my previous one.

  • I actually like receding hairlines, and when he talks about his it only makes him cooler. Receding hairlines look better with shorter hair, though, and they also look better farther back.

  • ...there is at least ONE girl that isn't here because of Alistair Theirin? X°D

  • "My hair line".

    "Receding."

    "sonafa "

  • 1:40 is fucking hilarious. Hahahahahahaha

  • "my hairline" things that are receding! LOL. nice of him to not mind being told the truth! but he's hot!!!

  • i want john to be my boyfriend and have swell fun with donny osmond too

  • OMG it's Alistair. :o

  • @Pilkingtube NO!!! Its Derek!!!! xD jk

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  • @sock1235 uh, no thank you

  • omg! alistair has teh sexiest voice

  • wow, you comment five times on one of my comments, and say i have no life whatsoever? haha, that doesn't really help your case. but don't worry, i promise i won't answer another comment, because if you got the hint, i'm gonna stop using this profile, because i'm tired of people talking about my name. and i do play halo, why do you care anyways? btw i'm not trying to troll, i don't think i am able to troll, seeing as i don't even know what that means.

  • @upGREYed95 Listen kiddo. Whatever the hell your freakin' name is, upgrade-dickhead-motherfucker, this time you really crossed the line. You're the dumbest fuck I've ever seen in my life. You got humiliated once by this guy, But no, you wanted more so you made a terrible lie up, saying you were a ranger. Now i dunno what the hell is wrong with you, you asshole but what i do know is that you are in trouble and trust me, you won't like it when a real ranger comes to pay you a visit. Now scat.

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  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp Why thank you kind sir!

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  • so I guess you're another selfrighteous assclown with no fucking life...... do you really have nothing better to do than to start fights with people so you can make up for all of the times you were picked on in school? It's ok maggot, maybe if you move out of your parents basement you might finally get laid for once in your pathetic life. Fuck Off!

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  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp Uh, to answer the most retarded question on youtube, no i'm not Steve Valentine, you're not Johny Depp, you're just a low life trash-talker. Get a life, really now.

  • @sock1235 I actually hate JD

  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp well same here. And i would sell my soul to hell before i'd jump Josh. Sorry J, don't want people to take me for some gay ass clown. (thanks @Ascalanthe). So i guess your trolling has come to an end after 10 full of retardness comments? That's good.

  • @sock1235 Ok, you're probably not SV but SV is a nasty, rude stuck up asshole.

  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp Really? Lol, why?

  • @sock1235 He sent me a NASTY PM on Facebook telling me he'll put me in a world of legal hurt if i don't stop with my parody robot voice videos. Oh, and I'll delete all the comments I made about you earlier.

  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp Dude, are you serious? That was probably some 10 year old low-life who pretends to be Steven to feel like he's actually worth something. I don't believe Steven would do that, he's a good guy. I mean, he rescues pets, i think he'd take a joke or two. You shouldn't jump to conclusions like that before being 100% sure.

  • @sock1235 no, i am 100% sure it was him. it was his actual facebook account and he made references that on his twitter. he might have just been in a pissy mood that day too

  • @Alyzabeth1990 Well that explains it. To be fair though i will examine both cases but, what the hell could you possibly do that would make STEVEN VALENTINE mad? Lol, i can only imagine...

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  • @Alyzabeth1990 So what's your point? That i like gay jokes? I remember the time when i foolishly clicked on your stupid video of I'm in the band. I think it was a misleading title and not entirely my fault. Anyways, i don't remember leaving a comment there, probably forgot. Are you sure it was Steve Valentine?

  • @sock1235 Still posting bullshit I see. Finally get laid you pathethic excuse for a man.

  • @Ascalanthe his new account is Deanwinchester133. he deleted sock because i scared him off. he was stupid to troll me on my account with his new account. lol

  • Please, behold the answer of someone who thinks he can spot 'nerds' behind a monitor.

    "you're the biggest nerd on earth,trying to come up with this shit you're writing."

    His IQ is so high that he's too lazy to read a message longer than 3 lines and can't come up with a better answer than another verbal abuse. My...just sounds like everyone else on this site with an average IQ of 35. Very good, sock-boy, keep puking another nonsense please!

  • Shut the fuck up calling him alistair!For Pete's sake,his name is STEVE!

  • @sock1235 Everyone likes him as Alistair. Anything wrong with it? :P

  • @WolfhoundMercenary well i don't like him as Alistair you fucko.How about that,anything wrong with that?

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  • @sock1235 Superb, I get it. Gosh, I'm so offended but seriously, what are you, 12? Very lazy attempt to insult me but keep trying. Or better: Learn to deal with it!

  • @WolfhoundMercenary you're the one who started this so go ahead and end this jerk ass!

  • @sock1235 You were the guy who started slinging verbal insults at me and then proceeded to bash your face against the keyboard in only what I can describe as "Nerd Rage". But please, continue to keep talking. Your mouth will automatically say something stupid it seems.

  • @WolfhoundMercenary How bout this?Go fuck yourself WolfhoundMercenary.Go find out what nerd means first you fucking idiot and then talk to me about nerds.You're the biggest nerd on earth,trying to come up with this shit you're writing.Get a life prick.

  • @sock1235 so what if we know him as alistair. you have Tourette syndrome or what? if you cant dea´l with it then dont troll and get something better to do. stupid keyboard thug.

  • @Ascalanthe you don't know what sock and troll mean asshole so just crawl back to your filthy foxhole and stay there ya nasty squag!

  • @Ascalanthe you don't know what sock and troll mean asshole so just crawl back to your filthy foxhole and stay there ya nasty squag!

  • @sock1235 You are a dumbass. Just saying so, no need to have a hissy fit about it. Seriously, your name is sock1235. Did you forget there was a 4 between 3 and 5? Now before you make any smart remarks about my dumbass name, I made my profile when I was drunk. So, basically, that means I have an excuse. You don't. Deal with it.

  • @upGREYed95 you're a fucking douchebag. Seriously, you expect me to buy that shit you're trying to sell me? Sock1235 is my name ON YOUTUBE idiot. Do you think i don't know that there's a 4 between 3 and 5? If you do then i got every right in the world to call you a retarded asshole. Just FYI, sock doesn't mean socks, it's just an Acronym, stupid ass-wipe. My youtube name has nothing to do with who i really am. You fail real hard buddy, i suggest you go get laid cause obviously you need it.

  • @sock1235 Hey buddy, calm down. I was In a bad mood that day sorry. Also, what does sock actually mean?

  • @upGREYed95 it means studies and observations charlie killer. I dunno why the fuck you care about my youtube name and quite frankly i don't give a shit about your "opinion" over this matter , jungleboy. You can go back to drinking and being a faggot once more, you're pretty good at it. Apology accepted *upgrade*, gtfo now?

  • @sock1235 Okay asshole, I tried apologizing, but that clearly didn't work. I GET IT, MY NAME SUCKS TOO! I'm going to change it. I only asked what your name meant because I didn't know, and was trying to apologize for saying it was stupid. Yeah, go ahead and call someone from Arkansas a Jungleboy. HARDY FUCKIN' HARR that's so funny! Go ahead and hide behind your computer JUNGLEBOY!

  • @upGREYed95 wow, you must really like being a faggoty andy don't ya jungleboy? I sure like enraging nerds like you who play dragonage and are so influenced that call actors whose names are Steven with the name of the character they voice. I salute you chubby, i gotta give ya credit for being more of an asshole than me. I mean, people hate me but you...you broke the needle jb. Coming here, acting all tough and finding excuses. I can only imagine what your life is like, fucked up in two words.

  • @sock1235 Wow so much nerdrage in your posts. xD

    You should really get laid and get out of your mother's basement for a while.

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  • @OfficiallyJohnnyDepp @WolfhoundMercenary I'm 70% sure that @OfficiallyJohnyDepp hasn't gotten laid once in his sorry life. He's probably Johny Depps girlfriend or something, you know, the kind of gf's that hook up with gay actors just for the public to believe they're straight. (BTW, i don't know you, never met you or send you a message. That was probably someone else using this account, sorry if that person talked shit to you).

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  • im in the band!

  • why does alistair look like marilyn mason?

    SO NOT HIM!

  • @subarusumeragi agreed! he looks so much better with short hair!

  • hes hot :D

  • @lazermat22 Very

  • Steve I love yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

  • was he famous at this point?

  • @CharlotteEmily09 yeah it said 'from Crossing Jordan'

  • lmao it's Harry Flynn!!!!!

  • steve valentine is very attractive :)

  • @cafekkoo He's even hotter now!

  • Was this after the blight?

  • @asteriskdatgap haha good one...i think this is after i let Loghain live and he left the wardens.

  • @Ninga0809 LOL! At least he was doing something to get an income after leaving the castle empty handed.

  • Donny Osmond is a freak.

  • ALLLISTAIR!!!! I LOOOVE YOU!!!

  • Alistair's broken through the fourth wall, left Ferelden and joined us on planet Earth. Yes, indeed. The fact that he's gone on a third-rate gameshow hosted by a 70s has-been doesn't lessen my fantasy. Alistair walks among us: I BELIEVE IT!

  • @oxfordruse Only one that broke the fourth wall is Drew Pickles.

  • Steve Valentine is clever and therefore sexy! Dragon Age got me onto him, but now his intelligence keeps me coming back for more!

  • I'll not look. I'll not look. It's Alistair talkin!!

  • Man, Steve is tall!

  • I dont even look at the screen, i just imagine it's alistair :P

  • Steve is awesome in DA, but Seen him in house too, awesome actor :3

  • ALISTAIR

  • that host in obnoxious

  • Why is he only known as Alistair?

  • @TempusSans because he did the voice for Alistair in Dragon Age Origins

  • @julezz30 I know, but he was most famous for Nigel on Crossing Jordan

  • I guess he could still be gay BUT he is married... to a woman.

  • he looks bizarre but he's also ALISTAIR so that's good enough for me !! hehe <3

  • HOLY CRAP ITS ALISTAIR. I mean.. STEVE ROCKS

  • steve valintine is awsome

  • his grey warden abilities have paid off, it seems

  • rofl my receding hairline

  • Alistair!!!!

  • @AWACStunderhead Would have loved one of the clues to be "lampost" and for him to pull "Have you ever licked a ____ in winter" :)

  • Steve rocks! <3

  • damn that guy must be cold way up there. :P

  • I love Steve!

  • is it just me or does he massively tower over them

  • Rofl Alistair doing a game show

  • @Evilsbane50 Hell yeah! He's like my favorite character from dragon age other than Morrigan!

  • @upGREYed95 And FYI jungleboy from Arkansas, i'm pretty sure you can't change your youtube name, dumb fuck. I think you're getting brain damage. You know, a combo of Dragon age and Beer will usually fuck you up for life, which is what happened to you, clearly. So, to sum up, you're a pretty fucked up jungleboy who thinks he's a tough guy when in fact all i can give you is that you're an alcoholic piece of shit that plays dragon age fanatically. Did i mention you suck?

  • @sock1235 haha nice picture of that gay dude from lost, what is he, your boyfriend?

  • @upGREYed95 nah, he's kinda of a close friend of mine. And as far as i'm concerned he's got a wife and a life, unlike you lol. You must be a little queer ain't ya? Haha, one of those wannabes who look at other peoples profile and try to troll. Lol, if this is trolling then you really suck at it.

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  • @upGREYed95 wow, you've actually got one friend. Now i'll tell you what you really are, REALLY and i'll talk with facts chubby, unlike you. You got 1 friend, no videos whatsoever and your only comments are trolling and OH look at that, our little faggot here plays HALO. Hey Spartan spare me, lol. Go play some dragon age and masturbate to the in game sex (yeah i know there's sex, the only good thing in dragon age i might add). Get the hell outta here fucko, you're not even worth my time. Hahaha.

  • @upGREYed95 haha, you know this is VERY funny, cause i've actually got a friend who was a REAL Ranger. You're a disgrace to the special forces, a pretentious fuck. I'm not gonna bother answering to you again so shut the fuck and don't answer the comments. You know that what i'm saying is the truth anyways, lies won't helo you anymore queer.

  • @sock1235 Actually dipshit, there is a way to change your name "Marine" hahaha. well i guess not really, but you can make a new account with whatever name you want, "Marine". You really think people are gonna believe you are a marine? You fucking wish. I am CPL William Jack David Spain of the 75th Ranger Regiment of the U.S. Army. I'm only two months away from being 22, and I have already taken THREE BULLETS so you can hide behind your stone age computer!

  • @upGREYed95 I'm not a marine, never fucking said i was, only fuckers like you would pretend to be a marine. BTW, you're not CPL William Jack David of the infamous 75th Rangers regiment so you can stop coming up with coherent lies, not gonna help you. I can give you 12 names of soldiers that currently serve in the USMC. Does that mean i'm one of them? This account is being used by a lot of people so you may as well shut the fuck up and go kill yourself or those 3 bullets you say you took will >

  • @upGREYed95 become two m9 clips and actually hit the target. Lol, if you were a ranger you would lead the way not sit your ass on youtube commenting on Pyramid videos. I'll tell you what you really are, a fucking drunkard with no life whatsoever who pretends to be a ranger just to feel like he worths a damn. Pathetic but funny as hell also. Hahaha, a ranger, you know, you know, you're probably a 12 year old straight f student who lives with mommy and plays dragonage.

  • Alistaaaair!

  • i can hear he's in uncharted 2 mate

  • things that recede:@  my hairline!!

    hahahhahahahhaha. brilliant.

  • haha i love steve! :)

  • thanks so much posting

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