Jonny McGovern "Dickmatized"

[tvfan3009]

Yeah im not into muscular guys...I like bears and such, but i still like your videos, and enjoy them and the laughter and entertainment that they offer :)

[Iceman08121]

Not Gonna Lie GIO IS MY FAVORITE!!!!! :)

[FloridaGar94]

I'm now gay but I just find thse songs funny as hell to listen to, Power in your pants, lol

[crapparc]

I find this song hilarious. I am going to refer to all my gay friends as homo homies now.

[bigdancd]

Love, Love ALL your videos. Hope to see a DVD of these someday soon. Glad you are doing these. It's about time someone took the sugar coating off some of these tepid gay music videos and added some balls!

[TravisHLafferty]

Silly gay, there is a cure for Dickmatization. It's Dick penetration. :D

[yogitunes]

Where can we get the lyRICs to this song?.........

I know what you mean about humming this song..........

[LA2DIEGO]

OMG I just saw my friend in this video!.. guy with the blue jersey and headband.. lol

[irtac0]

Wow, this is so catchy

[fighthepower1]

Hey is the trans-gendered lady from FckH8 on here. I thought I saw her??

[haveasliceofmypie]

I want his shirt.

[MrRobinSwift]

miren este video hahaha solo mayores de +18 AÑOS. Grrrr

[BrainChild42]

lol "homo-homies"

[JimmayDubya]

I think I've been dickmatized. This song is so catchy I caught myself humming it in a lecture yesterday!

[blindkowz]

Ahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!!

[ShinobiPhoenix]

It's pretty bad one gets to the point of watching this so much that even the dialogue parts are memorized.

THE GURRRRRLLLL... Who Was Dickmatized!

[twiztiddeath4u]

I'll be honest with you.

I'm a hetero male, and I've been in love with Johnn's music since Soccer Practice.

I CAN SAY, AND BE PROUD OF IT ; I'm DICKMATIZED.

[rvnclw13]

@twiztiddeath4u you should try guys, just sayin

[G3kkou]

Love it!

Lyrics?

[foxxxywi]

jajaja que chido video, saludos a todas las Twist michoacanas que son la onda, mas la matriarca o madrina jajajaj saludos hijas

[bredypyti]

muito legal .... rindo muito ! Quero a música se alguém tiver entre em contato : bruno_cf19@hotmail.com

[jdthatsmydj]

Thumbs up if this is your life story...

[Belfazaar]

This sounds like my average day... Thanks Johnny!!! Can't wait til the CD comes out...

[yogitunes]

hot as helll.....great video....but one question...when the guy in the black shorts and tank(bros with phones) walks onto the court...he's packin'.....at the end of the video, when he's in those tight shiny yellow shorts....its all gone.....where did it go?.......haha

[HomoLeather]

Me encanta mucho este vídeo y todos los demás. Saludos desde España.

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I love this video a lot, and everyone else. Greetings from Spain.

[226472]

2:38 is so HOT!! 

[226472]

2:38 is so HOT!!

[kirkc18]

Who is that hot man with blonde hair blue eyes and all the tattoos?

[circus1706]

hmmmm i wanna eat all lol

[Claudinho588]

wow beautiful men!

[Raflinger1]

Very nice Boys! Very sexy !!

[falloutgurl247]

omg all the guys are sexy

[jasonchaotic]

Hahaha love this video. The song has the same tune that "PHONOGRAPY" by Britney Spears.

[funwithxtianmp3]

Love the song! Ever since I heard "Soccer Practice", I've loved Jonny's music. Thanks for doing what you do, your music helped me through a rough period in my life.

[THEJONNYMCGOVERNSHOW]

@funwithxtianmp3 my pleasure baby!

[REDNECKROMEO1775]

@THEJONNYMCGOVERNSHOW you got me singing this and every body gives me a look like what the fuck. I say what I am Dickmatized and I'm damn proud. I love your music ever since I discovered it.

[ziweiyuan]

@funwithxtianmp3 Jonny has got to be one of the most affirming figures in modern queer culture. His message is constantly positive and upbeat...it's about accepting who you are, and most importantly, having fun. I mean, once you get out of your redneck hometown and into the world gay culture is about the most fun a person can have, right? It Gets Better is the theory; Jonny McGovern is the practice!

[DenJoshh]

can anyone give me the lyrics? cuz i think i'm dickmatized

[fatassnigga90]

<3

[angrytooth]

1：46， someone just got a boner

[Nokomoroko]

haveee such a crush on greg mckeon D:

[chaoticboi2004]

OMG I want that bone in your pants ;-P~~~~~

[twiztiddeath4u]

BROS WITH PHONES ~ THUMBS UP

[syrus80]

who is the dude in white shorts

[DrewbieThe]

haha I love it!

[chilango2015]

jajajajaja... it's funny

[PEPER2410]

KLASSS!

[MomyMora]

wow my gay friend would 1+ this.. hahahahaha wow

maybe i should do a cover hahahaha

[maximusprime73]

@MomyMora lets see you do better

[boostnbeats]

WHATS MORE GAY? A MAN GETTING ASS RAPED IN PRISON OR THIS VIDEO

[maximusprime73]

@boostnbeats your response was gayer than BOTH those scenarios

[chaoticboi2004]

@boostnbeats I dunno... Butt I wanna see both...

[boostnbeats]

thats the gayest sh!! I've ever seen!!! oh your taste in fags

[HiyruuAzuretiem]

Who's the bearish guy in the Red tank and Camo shorts?

0:41

[ll3eYondce]

SO!!! HOT!!!

[DonnaSuggarz]

there are clearly 75 dumb people who need to punch themselves in the balls. there's nothing in this video to dislike.

[audiomug]

Miles Davis Moody is mouthwatering. The Bridge-Swell in this song is f'ing sick!!!

"I try to get you off my mind, but boy you got me dickmatized.

It's like you put me in a trance, you got the power in your pants."

[010andres010]

:O #OMG! :$

[keithlovesmusic83]

I'll take all of them, I'd be hurting afterwards but I'd enjoy it.

[drulandian]

Who is the guy in the black shorts? To clarify, he is the one that squares off with Jonny in the Bball game and he is the Male nurse at 3:18. I am really loving that one. *drools*

[maximusprime73]

@drulandian Thank you, Miles Davis Moody is the name. He's the male lead in the video... Jonny is so DICKMATIZED that he thinks its the guy leading him down the hall in a straight jacket instead of the reality of the "woman" nurse doing it. Thank you for the support!

[TheGoddessofJudecca]

@maximusprime73 It's a huge loss for the female race if he's gay. The things I'd do to him...

[KupoLuvin]

Damn son this grizzly be getting all da hoes Dx

[jncoleman1990]

I have been a fan of the pimp since i saw his vid for soccer practice

[lifeboath]

Jonny McGovern is a comic genius.  End of.

[MegaChanzi]

im curious.. are all the hunks in the vid actually gay in real life? either way they are nice to look at ^_^

[franciscojosehurtado]

Coooool!!

[SkittLeZMusicTV]

Too too true.

[adam4268ify]

good job all very sexy i love it

[sorcerykid]

Isn't it amazing that videos about women being sexualized wearing tiny panties and focusing on their ass and crotch making them into sex objects are all over YouTube. But a funny video about men doing the same is age restricted? I guess YouTube is worried about kids turning gay :P

[gcondado]

@sorcerykid yeah dude thats what i was thinking about

[vinylsoda892]

@sorcerykid Dickmatization is a very serious issue. Youtube cant handle the lawsuits.

[BombQuisha24]

who is the hottie in the short red shorts the one who is like tall and blonde and has that hot body?

[THEJONNYMCGOVERNSHOW]

@BombQuisha24 jj campbell

[audiomug]

@BombQuisha24 Jonny calls him "Varsity", for obvious reasons.

[laserbeamsgobuzzzoom]

I tried googling "who is the guy in jonny mcgoverns music video for dickmatized but I'm coming up with nothing.can someone tell me who is he?he's a porn star, right? looks familar.

[Xenwing]

@laserbeamsgobuzzzoom Yes he is a porn star, but IDK is name sorry.

[maximusprime73]

@Xenwing He's not a porn star

[Xenwing]

@maximusprime73 Oh ok, I thought he was

[heshvan]

Love it!!!!! It's great!!!

[simpson5768]

MUTE! lol its better that way lol

[Sebizzar]

@simpson5768 The song's banging actually :P

[TheDreadedlife]

O_O the one with tattoos

[DKBear1981]

I love that guy the singer is mesmerized by... any idea who he is?



[maximusprime73]

@DKBear1981 Miles Davis Moody..what would you like to know? ;-)

[DKBear1981]

@maximusprime73 Everything... he is damn hot!

[maximusprime73]

@DKBear1981 ah thank you. I live in LA, moved from NY last year...listen to The Gay Pimps podcast..youll hear me

[funkdafiedpunk]

LEGENDARY!!! 10's Across the Board!!!

[TheAdamJoseph]

WOW! Looks like on the stats it's showing that there are only a couple of countries that haven't been Dickmatized yet!

[Billygfa]

I love it!! Too funny.

[Mikelikere]

Behind the scenes, Jonny, please.

[HEYBITCHES2]

This SONG!!!... I DIED!!! LOL!!!!!

[chihuahuabebi]

load of hotness

[bobduvar]

So chic !

Which planet am i there ???!!!!

[ThomasRobertusS]

omg that guy with the small beard and the amazing hot body, is so damn cute hot omg!!! i watched the video like 1000 times! haha

[maximusprime73]

@ThomasRobertusS thank you ;-)

[nbill413]

Fuck this, Ice Cream Truck was good because it wasn't repeating stereotypes. Stop being bitches guys, we're gay but that is only referring to our sexual preference. Stop continuing these fucking stereotypes. 

[ADVSProductions]

@nbill413 That we like penis? That's not stereotype, it's fact.

[maximusprime73]

@nbill413 Its not a competition between Cazwell & McGovern.they each offer something different You'll not complain about Ice Cream Truck because there isnt much to complain about,don't be hateful just because Jonny had a PLOT! This is comedy mixed with sexiness, relax...how is this being "bitches"? You make no sense.Dickmatization is universal .in fact the term was started in the straight community so at least do your homework before you make baseless claims of perpetuating stereotypes

[egfossum]

I think my favorite part of this video is how bad they all are at basketball. :) I love it though. Props to my Gay Pimp Daddy.

[mowbrad86]

The 3 trannies are my favourite! Meow! xoxo

[Voguefairy88]

Where's the uncensored version?

[daddyohh07]

who's the mohawk guy? the love interest?

[maximusprime73]

@daddyohh07 Miles Davis Moody

[daddyohh07]

@maximusprime73 what a shame... i dont find so much about him......

[maximusprime73]

@daddyohh07 what would you like to know?

[psfrericks]

@daddyohh07 Isn't he f'ing beautiful!

[daddyohh07]

@psfrericks hehehe i had the same reaction like the black woman:)))))))))))))))))))

[HenriMesquida]

I have that wonderful ill too. Loooove that.No cure thats so good;

[jmc506cr]

So Fucking Funny, Loved the video!!!

[SupremeKingSovereign]

damn i got hard and guy in white shorts come to my bed, mmmm omg i want him

[wil48823]

So much love for Drew Droege!!!

[psfrericks]

@wil48823 He's a sweetheart in person also!

[LeonLovesIt]

yum

[infodriveway]

2,754 likes, 69 dislikes. 69‽

[BrandyNicholeCarnes]

Please tell me not all these men are gay?!

[maximusprime73]

@BrandyNicholeCarnes No, not ALL

[DarkWillUser]

@BrandyNicholeCarnes please tell me they are!

[shun95415]

Love it was worth the wait.

[mucegaiurialese]

ha ha ha, mortal!!!!

[maximusprime73]

@mucegaiurialese mortal? Is that slang? spanish?

[MyRorris]

Delicious!!!! hehehehe



[Melophiliac]

"There is no cure for Dickmatization."

Indeed. <3

[UltimatumG]

Hypnotic @_@

[popnoodlesvideo]

@Jonny: that beard really suits you

[JayNizzy]

"I'm talking 9 by 5" ;-)

[SoniClub]

Fuck. Me. Where did he get these guys?!

[mucegaiurialese]

Oh boy! This guy rulsz!!!

[BeBearToo]

who is the hot bear in the red shirt at 48 sec i would be all over him mmm woof !!

[funkdafiedpunk]

Jonny's videos just keep getting better! He is one funny MoFo!

[audiomug]

The world would be a sad, sad place without Jonny McGovern. Incroyable.

[gedwolfe]

my life goal: to write a song with Jonny Mcgovern

[DavyRunes]

All those wanting a "suck my Richard" and other great shirts by Jonny McGovern. Available at the store on gaypimp.com

[naota83]

Is the psychologist guy played by Drew Droege? (search youtube for Chloe or Fagney and Gaycey, he's in those awesome videos)

Also, the guy at 2:20 is SEX!

[raphaelsmp]

So freakin HOT! Love it! Cant wait for the CD!

[maximusprime73]

@raphaelsmp His name is Gio

[thaswagga]

omgnesss!!!!!! whos that guy at 2:17 he soooo fine!!

[capricous]

Who is the cute guy in the red shirt?

[flowerswallowstail]

No, they got ME dickmatized, b*tch.

[thepokerface159]

3:38 #RAWR

[Piffeluring]

Snap !!! Who is that guy with the mohawk ?

[maximusprime73]

@Piffeluring Miles Davis Moody ;-)

[Piffeluring]

@maximusprime73 Thanks for the info... let the stalking begin.. hehe

[maximusprime73]

@Piffeluring LOL youre talking to him

[erbabychulo1985]

joderrrrrrr no veas como estan los tiosss,,,, ufffff oh my good ñam ñam jajajja

[SVJXZ890]

VERY Gay! But, not gay enough for Justin Bieber or Twilight.

[MrSexxxyDevil]

Where can I get shirt like the one he has at 3:16?

[HkyunKi]

lol ...

[GhettoBus]

*smiles*



[gdallorto]

"Uccellopnotizzato"? Strano, perché quelli occhi blu sono molto più mesmerici, if you know what I mean.. :-D

[Drudicta]

Mnnnn..... meh. Apparently I'm too "sophisticated" for this video. >.< But... *touches penises* =D

[Kanaprout]

Still not as gay as Twilight.

[kiddDEVY]

Was anyone else just dickmatized because I know I was!

[riceking77070]

This just brought a smile to my face! :D

[plutocharmed3]

Lmao oh suicide that is a cute video :3

[NobHillTheatreSFTV]

Move over "Ice Cream Truck"

[alexsanderfreitasxxx]

love it!

[maximusprime73]

@alexsanderfreitasxxx Hey Alex! It's Miles! Thank you! Glad you enjoyed...Marcus had a good time hanging at the TOF house...I had to work..anyway, be well!

[alexsanderfreitasxxx]

@maximusprime73 Hey Miles! You look amazing in the video, the net is full with people asking about the "mohawk guy":D It was great to meet Marcus, he is such a nice guy! Next time hope to see you too with your man!!!

[maximusprime73]

@alexsanderfreitasxxx Aww well thank you Alex! LOL @ the mohawk guy......I'm just glad the video is doing so well for Jonny...all the guys were great to work with and it was a fun shoot. Glad you enjoyed it! Marcus had a good time and had nothing but kind words about you. Yes, next time for sure!

[Liiuuk]

Extremely hot guys..... :Q_

[Mikelikere]

Miles Davis Moody is so hot. Apparently he has an identical twin brother. Would love to see them together in a video!

[maximusprime73]

@Mikelikere Thank you ;-)

[richzero0]

LMAO lord have mercy

[TheGoddessofJudecca]

I'm glad Freud was accurately portrayed as completely fucking nuts.

[SylvanaForrester]

Keep working on those arms Jonny. Your vids look tremendous. The quality is outstanding. Thanks for pushing it to the limit for all your fans who believe in you and put their money where their mouth and your talent is. Sorry about your Welch's grape car, but thank God you weren't seriously injured. Looking forward to the podcast, your next big project and news on any ways we, your army, can support you.

[princemattyd]

FANTASTIC! Jonny proves once again that he's a master song writer!

[rafaferreira1911]

soo hot ;))

[Chikitoo3]

I bought it! Thanks to you Jonny and to your homohomies :D