Gun Genie

[beaulaj]

@0letdown0 First answer: too much second answer: NOT ENOUGH

[0letdown0]

Here's a question: How many times has andy killed himself since being on Picnicface?

SECOND QUESTION: How many times has Mark appeared with his shirt off?

[ivarsig]

@0letdown0 The answer to both of those questions is "all of the times"

[uberjorge5737]

We need more genie in more sketches

[lazero7]

Can someone please inform me on what kind of chocolate bar that is. It looks and sounds delicious. I am as serious as an AIDS attack.

[HERO11991199]

His real name is 'Andy' Bush, hahaha!

[Kurgster13]

Swad!

[xxxx59xxxx]

just eat the fucking chocolate bar and be cool and then we'll chat

[lazero7]

@xxxx59xxxx I say that line out loud all day long.

[dudeme52]

I am the genie of the gun.

[blubird243]

this is so hilarious and well written. why the hell does it only have 14k views

[flavoredwallpaper]

I was loving this video... and then little wayne.

[lazero7]

I watch this about 10 times a day.

[SavannahDarlink]

Have a nibble it might pull you out of the dumpy-dumps!

[CANNIBALEX]

i'd probably kill myself if my name was sandy bush

[theoneJDG]

I just made him bald, and riddled him with..... AIDS.

[unoffended]

One of there best skits ever.

[lolsebasstian]

this five minutes ago on here.

[CosmicDancer555]

I love the penny decor!!!!!!

[Kacevychius]

..Not worth the price of admission...

[squidvis]

2:03 I always do that kind of shit when I'm at someone else's house. haha

[bhettinga]

I'm not God I can't just cure cancer. Duh!

[afacewithaview]

All of this guy's skits have to do with suicide

[WoodyTheWoodrow]

Anyone else laugh at the name 'Sandy Bush'?

[Kelros1428697]

suede man

[gunsnfuckinroses1]

love how youtube put an ad for firearms training in this video

[qwopiretyu]

You've got low blood sugar written all over you.

I don't want any chocolate.

Have a bite, trust me on this one, you'll feel better immediately.

[bhettinga]

@qwopiretyu I really don't think me eating a choclate bar is going help with any of this!

Buddy sugar has a lot to with how a human feels on a moment to moment basis.

I don't want you're choclate bar!

Just eat the fucking choclate bar and be cool the we'll chat.

[Danny2113182]

Look just Like the fucking video, be cool, and then we'll chat!

[degenererad]

suede??..  SUEDE!!

[rabbitwho]

How is picnic face not more viral? It is our fault, all of our faults.

[JuggarJoshua]

"Oh, I didn't give him cancer! I just made him bald. Then riddled him with.. AIDS..."

I think I died laughing right there.

[jordancarter1222]

his name is sandy bush.....LMAO!

[XoTSUKASAoX]

i cant seem to find this show funny...

[USAconstitut1on]

Damn good to see you guys getting so many more views

[yoya777]

Just eat the fucking chocolate bar and be cool

[guywiththehair18]

This is just fantastic...

[caraszmatic]

At first I was like "wtf..." and then as I watched I was steadily sucked into the vortex of this kind of humor. I found myself laughing harder as the video went on. Bravo sirs, bravo.

[XoTSUKASAoX]

@caraszmatic whats wrong with u....?

[caraszmatic]

@XoTSUKASAoX Many, many things. Fortunately that's why I have so many great ideas. And find shit like this funny.

[themanclaw2]

I almost died of laughter at the part where he riddled him with... aids

[DemonFromPerdition]

I'd eat the choco bar... fucksakes

[canucks16]

with a... PSYCHOLOGIST

[KevinHilt]

I wonder if since he's the gun genie now he'll develop an unnatural love of suede...

[iwasonceawizard]

hell is a place where genie can hang out yeah!

[cryptmonkey]

i cannot stop watching this. and every time the ending still confuses the hell out of me.

[ttaz4dqm]

You guys are wonderfully, polymorphically perverse...among many other things. Rock on, 'face!

[hyperacti]

Sandy Bush LOL

[monstrmac1]

If you had just been that enthusiastic at Nick Jays you wouldn't have held up the line.

[Loves2scooge]

because of this sketch i am no longer in the dumpy dumps.

[requiett]

Don't forget to kill yourself!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

This has better graphics than Star Trek: The Next Generation. The episodes where time stops for some people just has them try to hold really still. Spoiler: It doesn't work :)

[VersaMusic]

My favourite Picnicface sketch - so glad this is on YouTube now!

[technicallyabsurd]

I didn't give him cancer, I just made him bald and riddled him with...AIDS....

[mmaaaxxo]

it won't be like...wierd if I wish her into liking it.

haha

[Icantdecided]

Why does John always want to kill himself?

[cj9339]

SUEDE

[petclark1]

Suede? SUEDE? Now if it was double-fisting, that I could understand...but suede?

[StygianEmperor]

Suede!

[Laretheman]

Why is there so much Jay-Z on the suggestion bar?

[hazeman671]

"Just eat the fuckin' chocolate bar" Greatest line ever.

[KaliDemiDarkness]

Suede is pretty luxurious.

[IIIZiLLERIII]

Tags...

[TheOneGraekoGreako]

Like if you're the 3,736th viewer! :D

Now like if you think I'm a self-consious asshole and need to shut the hell up! :D

Wait, don't. This is stupid.

[aestevalis0]

With a name like that, it's no wonder he wants to kill himself.

[mattakudesu]

why are these videos so damn awesome?

[scottlandsman]

and then just riddled him....with...aidssssss.......

[thereapersfriend]

Probably One Of My Favourites Since The Show Started

[VampirateYuki]

Oh I wish I had a gun genie. xD

[SavannahDarlink]

yao ming puppy allegations.

[IGoByMyHorseEpona]

3 people wanted the chocolate bar.

[SavannahDarlink]

Those 3 dislikes were John and his vigilante gang of cats.

Asshole.

[DevilDriverPyro]

My prayers were answered! Thanks picnicface.

[Mucmaster]

Gun genie is with the imaginary friend now

[Pitboss56284]

great

[GateDoors]

I`ve been wating for this to be uploaded,and since it has my fists has stopped hitting my face

Joy!

[stewartbrad]

you guys love genie and / or suicide related humor. and i approve!

[porridgesilt]

Sandy Bush should have wished for some kitchen cabinet doors. Could have cheered himself up.

[MacroFuzzXD]

Sandy Bush... hehehe.

[mexistache760]

Thanks for posting. It's my favourite sketch so far along with boardroom meltdown and the one about calypso music.

[Malkintosh]

I'm really glad they decided to upload this one.

[ToxBoxProductions]

You can't spell "Suicide" without the letters of "suede" in there somewhere.

[Fubikon]

he needs Paxil

[Shigure2010]

The funniest part of this video is that the tags are Yao Ming Puppy Allegations. haha!

[AmericanSpur]

Just eat the fucking chocolate bar and be cool then we'll chat

the way he says that is fantastic haha

[SeanFilms]

I am utterly depressed. this made me giggle. tough to do these days. Thanks guys

[SplitByTheShadows]

You guys usually have pretty good outro music, but this time it sucked...hard.

[stephenrodgers1000]

of course that was fast, it was a nick jays bar

[PiranhaPlaza]

Lol, the ending kind of darkened it.

[ElementOfficialTV]

Lil wayne ruined it.

[marklittle]

@ElementOfficialTV Aw you know you love Lil Wayne.

[ThoseOnesGuys]

hate to say it, but several of their sketches is about suicide =-=

[AutoPsychotic]

@ThoseOnesGuys Can you blame them? Suicide is hilarious.

[superjumpman92]

@ThoseOnesGuys i guess that means that they aren't funny anymore

[HeroicPunk]

I want to watch the full Picnicface show SO badly. Is there ANY way for someone from the US to be able to watch it? Someone, please tell me yes, and then how. I've grown to love these guys (and gals) and knowing that I'm missing so many hilarious moments is really bumming me out.

[TheEroticmonk]

I didn't give him cancer, I just riddeled him with...AIDS

[liklsontheinternet]

flirtatious mark little is flirtatious.

[5dvd23]

just eat the fucking chocolate part - so smooth

[CasusUniversum]

Haha, what the heck.

[hubu99]

Did anyone else laugh at the fact that his name is 'Sandy Bush'?

Maybe Im just immature...

[Sietenuevas]

.....AIDS!

[gurugash]

Holy frack! I giggled like a little school girl watching this.

[Ucmetrollin]

so thats how Nick Jays is so fast

[RealKeenan]

that sounded like a great chocolate bar.

[EaglesgotTALONS]

haha, picnicface has 69 videos. 

[Sveinkiboy99]

Best sketch ever! xD

[SnoocheeBoochees]

this sketch makes me want to kill myself on the off chance that an awesome genie appears. I'll let you guys know how it works out in a few minutes.

[MrMattasourus]

@SnoocheeBoochees ...Did it work?

[RialVestro]

I don't get it. He's got a genie, why didn't he just wish all his problems away instead of trying to kill himself and then murdering the genie. Congratulations suicidal idiot, you are now the stupidest man alive.

[OnlyKoolaid]

Why is it he always has a gun in his mouth?

[spugintrntl]

@OnlyKoolaid ...type casting?

[diogeneslaertius666]

have a nibble, it might pull you out of the dumpy-dumps

[diogeneslaertius666]

I Am the Genie of the Gun

[NinjaFaced420]

Can't wait for the second season!

[penispump2000]

sandy bush

[br0cc0l1]

Hahaha... Sandy Bush...

[WiggyPlease18]

Fuck John!

[thephil03]

Funny

[TheJosephValentino]

Under 300 club! 

[93callumj]

That sketch was genie-us!

[millung13]

@93callumj That comment was puntacular!

[SoylentBacon]

Wanna see a half second of Genie Hell?

[t0umart0u]

"I am not God"

Brilliant :D

[ofarevolution441]

this guy forgot to kill himself.

[313tom313]

loving it

[musterdsandwich]

that guy can never fucking kill himself!

[blacklotus90]

funniest in a long while!

[steever1]

Season 2 must happen.

[NahyanChowdhury]

hilarious

[hoochie1231]

thats fast

[caspermaddox]

can I like this more than once?

[Osithirith]

Greatest picnicface sketch so far; keep it up guys!

[ljuc]

I diddnt get the ending)

[punkraver16]

Fucking hilarious.

[MasterHoyt86]

OH GOD! YES! FINALLY!

[ScandiStoner]

the best of 2012 so far, definitely the best!

[WingedDrant]

YES I was waiting for this to be put up!

[theburningtelevision]

third?!

[PolarPuberty]

baked potatoes.