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  • I think without make up Amir is an ugly dude

  • at least he knew how many years he was lost

  • Was Linford adopted, too?

  • if his parents are only childs how did he get cousins

  • amir is so funny i laugh every minute

  • Loooool that guy is amir!

  • Only first cousin? What about Leron?

  • @Torbuzach and leron... ah?

  • isnt Amir jewish ... isnt he suppose to have like 10 brothers and sisters , and cousins ?

  • @xXRighteousKillXx Too bad that wasn't funny.

  • @SapphireSparta too bad you cant tell the difference between a joke and a fact.

  • Impressive how the cousin has facial hair but the normal Amir doesn't.

  • itssssssss Jaaaaaakkkke and Amir

  • Holy fuck I didn't even notice it was Amir! O_O

  • This explains everything!!!!!

  • I love how Jake was just like "Ohhhh" when he found out Amir was staying in his closet.

  • So I guess you could say every morning amir comes out of the closet!

  • What Amir knows math?!?!?

  • i like how jake isnt suprised that amir is gonna sleep in the closet

  • what about liran??

  • amir without glasses is cute.

  • Best five years of my life

  • He survied on a diet of chicken nuggets

  • What about his cousin leron (is that how you spell it?)

  • Lmao now i know yyyy He loves chicken Nuggets :o !

  • Omg he did the math right

    Good job Amir!

  • "Best 5 years of my life"- Amir

  • How is Linford Amir's cousin if his parents are both only children?

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  • woah what are those caterpillars doing over amirs cousins eyes!

  • "Amir was abducted at the age of 5, he returned when he was 11. He forgot how to speak."

    "I am so sorry..."

    "He survived on a diet of chicken nuggets."

    "Best 5 years if my life."

  • @YesItsBri It´s 6 days!! and OF!! not IF!!

  • @YesItsBri He clearly says he was abducted at the age of 6. so nice try.

  • That explains alot...

  • What about lerone?

  • Best 5 years of my life....

  • Inception Amir...

  • Amir - Glasses = Stranger

  • wow... amir was able to count how many years he was abducted

  • that explains EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

  • wow, Amir is actually a really good actor. first time i saw this, i thought this was a relative of amir's, or someone who looked like him, but then i realized it was him...mindfuck...

  • AMIR BLUMENFELD: ORIGINS

  • BEST J&A EVER

  • In 2006 I started watching Jake And Amir videos. Best five years of my life.

  • @microkorger now 6 years :D

  • @microkorger Jake and Amir begun making series in 2007..

  • @FriikD you're obviously not a big fan

  • @microkorger lol? how am i not a big fan, when im bringing up the facts? Just because you don't know when Jake and Amir started doing its series doesn't make me a not big enough fan.

  • @FriikD Look to your comment and then to mine. Where is it? It's not down here, it's up there in the top rated section. My comment now has thumb ups. But seriously - the first episodes were uploaded to Vimeo (because CollegeHumor shares the office building with Vimeo, I think) - check out vimeo dot com/amir - and the date on their videos. "Tatoo" or "Editing" or "Beer" episodes were uploaded "5 years ago". So anyway, that was five years of my life.

  • @microkorger 6 now. :)

  • hold up hold up hold up. i thought from second grade to 6th grade amir didnt say a peep and then was sent to second grade again

  • amir love chiken nuggets, so do i :)

  • WTF!!! That is Amir! man i only realised after reading the top comment! =D

  • Wow Amir looks so different without his glasses lol took me a minute to realize it was him.

  • shit I just screamed out laughing like an idiot.

    The people in the flat next to me must be scared.

  • Someone answered my question on Omegle with this video.....my question was: "What's the most fucked up thing you've seen on the internet?" LOL!

  • I love how Jake isn't even freaked out about the weird stuff Amir does anymore. He just accepts it.

  • his only first cousin?? what about leron

  • @hockeytom11 leron was adopted

  • @xlr84lyfe oh gottcha

  • I always wondered why Amir had a thing for Chicken Nuggets

  • Looks like the guy is the friend from Ferris Bueller`s Day Off

  • hey i just realised the cousin IS amir... oh, the top comment says that... damn.

  • LOL survived on a diet of chicken nuggets. Best five years of m life.

  • I googled Jake and Amir and they said this was a must see video.

  • @ADylanToRemember no Amir plays linford, leron is played by one of the sound guys

  • I was watching The Soup and saw a guy that looked just like Leron in this video. Made me question if Amir played Leron.

  • There are discrepancies in all these random things happening to Amir during his childhood. If he was abducted from ages 6 to 11 how could he have been held back for 8 straight years in second grade as he revealed in the episode "Tutors" did his abductor allow him to attend school? Unlikely. Therefore I have decided Amir is full of shit. 

  • @Sludgeman95 We've all decided that lol

  • if linford is his only cousin, what happened to leron?

  • Amir did his math right though! taken at 6 years returned at 11, 5 years.

  • He was abducted when he was six and returned when he was eleven? Explains soooooo much

  • I like how the guy in the background puts on his jacket, and in the next shot, it's neatly on the back of his chair.

  • im surprized amir new the math when his cousin said he left at the age of six and returned at elevin

  • It all makes sense now.... I know why amir eats chicken nuggets and understands nothing... But it doesnt explain the other things wrong with him XD LOL

  • I feel really stupid...My first reaction when the 'cousin' walked in was "Wow that guy looks alot like Amir!" --_--

  • @nickfish93 mine too. Don't feel  bad

  • Lol cousin..my last name is cousins..just saying

  • It took me awhile to realize the cousin is actually Amir :)

  • @WrittenInTheSand4 LOL, i never knew that was him until i read your comment:P

  • @WrittenInTheSand4 well good job ruining the whole point of this

  • @WrittenInTheSand4 I didn't even realize it till I read your comment lmao!

  • @WrittenInTheSand4 But it's weird because if you look, they each have a different amount of stubble

  • wow that actually explains alot

  • anyone notic theres no 1:21

  • I like this Linford better than the one in "Cousins."

  • WHY ARE THERE DISLIKES.

  • @lalbfy34fb7v24vh793 with jake and amirs like these, who needs porn?

  • i knew it! Amir's in the closet for jake!!

  • am ithe only person who is really happy for this episode because it almost explained everything about Amir :D

  • @Nissefuck I know right

  • Hahahah I love that Jake isn't shocked Amir lives in his closet. And also, craving nuggets now!

  • I am eating chicken nuggets and watching this :P

  • what about leron?

  • Omg I rlly thought that was somebody else for a second then I looked at his face and sawit was Amir :)

  • I love chicken nuggets.

  • I've been watching Jake & Amir for like 2 years now... and I just realized Leron is Amir with his hair down and no glasses...

  • it took me almost the entire movie to realize that linford was amir...

  • since when could amir do math?

  • I love smosh.

  • @Mcflicker123 yea! me too!

  • @lalbfy34fb7v24vh793 like like like like like like!

  • That story is not true. Who would abducted Amir for 5 years? No one can stand him for 5 minutes.... that's why the videos are so short!

  • I thought amir's cousin was called Leron...

  • @Sethagrius He can have several cousins.

  • Explains alot bout Amir

  • He survived on a diet of chicken nuggets.

    Best 5 years of my life.

  • Ahahaha.. The way Linford talks! GOD DAMN

  • @lalbfy34fb7v24vh793 Your joking right? for most of their viewers...... this is good enough to jerk to.

  • so thats wat amir looks like without his specs...

  • they look so like

  • @Mixmastermehdi they are the same person he just doesnt have his glasses on

  • This video explains so much.

  • took me a while to notice, amir IS his cousin... lol

  • @buckplusnickle You sir, are retarded.

  • lol, linford is amir

  • @ganstadogg69 no lock Shershit

  • Lol so this video explains a lot...

  • @phishead yes it does lol

  • is that amir or one of his relative... :(

  • @TheNovaliis It's amir, with slightly more facial hair and no glasses. And frowning while speaking in a deep voice :P

  • he got the math right???

  • in 2006 Amir started uploading first J&A episodes on his Vimeo account. Since then it's been BEST FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE

  • funny how Linford also seems to try to impress Jake... that look when he said "for the rest of your life"

  • Leron is adopted haha amir says that in an episode

  • wtf theres an episode of jake and amir called "cousins" and he has 2

  • the cousin is amir....by the way....just with out the glasses and a fake voice

  • where did amir go to mcdonalds

  • That explains alot

  • I actually didn't notice that that was Amir till about a minute...

  • same person

  • XD Amir's cousin is Amir in disguise.

    It's wierd not seeing Amir look like a spazzoid.

  • but linford and learon cant be amirs first cousin his parents are only children

  • that dude looks just like amir

  • this is my favorite intro

  • we finally know the truth about Amir

  • whoa! i didn't realize amir was playing the cousin until the end of the video!

  • is that amir dresssed up?

  • can someone please tell me if amir is his cousin as well!?!?!?

  • best 5 years of my life.

  • I get it!...Its Amir himself! Like Amir's cousin is being played by Amir himself, but not as Amir but as his cousin instead, so he actually is Amir and Amir's cousin who is Amir himself. Like BOTH OF THEM ARE AMIR! I'm confused now...

  • @worldchallenger1 notice there not in the same SCREEN at the same TIME?????? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @mercinaryre4 You did some homework now. Didn't you:P I know its him... just jokin ;D

  • @worldchallenger1 so was i O.O ... im confused now...

  • amir totally did that math correctly...

  • holyyyyy shit, amir and his cousin look so much alike!

  • This explains so much.

  • @kinglenny31 Just about every person who watched this video. You're no detective yet.

  • Anir's cousin is Amir. Rite?

  • " he survived on chicken nuggets for 5 years " LOL XD

  • whoa, how did amir know from 6 to 11 it was five years??

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  • @ApolloEdits it was amir

  • @TheGrandmastercash yeah lol i know

  • @ApolloEdits oh lol :)

  • @ApolloEdits That was Amir

  • Took me a minute to figure out it was amir XD

  • amirs cousin looks EXACTLY like amir!

  • 11 - 6 = 5

    Amir did the math right! :D

  • amir's cuzin is a fucking terrible actor

  • @fob199 look closely, it IS amir, its just him trying to do a really different voice.

  • well, that explains the chicken nugget obsession.

    don't bash me for that comment. i only discovered Jake and Amir vids three days ago, so i have a lot of catching up to do. lol!

  • amir...abducted by aliens? FINALLY IT ALL MAKES SIGNS...i mean science

  • Lol at Jakes 'ooh'

  • best five yaers of my life!!! bahahahahah i love j&a!!!

  • If you've watched a lot of these Amir's life Is pretty bad

  • i didn't even know it was amir for the longest time

  • Is Lintford actually Amir?!

  • @mransom565 No.

  • how did amir know that it was 5 years?!?!?

  • Who was impressed that Amir knew that 11-6=5?

  • @RAOSSitron no because it happened to him idiot

  • Best 5 years of my life...LMAO

  • THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING