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  • All I hear from "Probotector" is a Kiddy/PG/Censored Version of Contra

  • Ask to Nintendo France why they never release Final fantasy games before the 7...

  • I understand Probotector games come with a free purse and high heels. You need balls to play Contra.

  • @ninjast4r haha you need to enjoy balls in your mouth to play contra. probotector is a lot less homo-erotic, and the characters look cooler besides

  • @ShatPhat Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, amigo.

  • @ninjast4r you too, bro.

  • @ShatPhat I personally don't mind both. It's plain arrogance and rank stupidity to try and impose one's preference on others. To each their own, end of story.

  • @ninjast4r lol

  • @ninjast4r Balls? That coming from a nation that has never won a war on it's own. But at least you can pretend in Contra hey?

  • @Blitzbok What the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING? Oh, wait, you're trying to sound clever. Interjecting into a dead argument with completely irrelevant counter-argument really paints the picture of a loser. As you can see, we've moved on. I have better things to do with my time than argue with Eurotrash about political science.

  • Ok ok, so they did not want some manly men around in their countries, but Probotector? Why the hell Probotector? I mean.. COME ON!

  • That is just something that happens, in my copy it does all the time.

  • Konami did Probotector in contra 4~

  • Germany Hates Shirtless Men.....IN GERMANY!

  • @conradojavier Germans do not have muscles at all anyways...

  • @AlphaFirefly You are right, more like some form of metal. German's are like unstoppable machines, more like East Asians for discipline, work ethic, intellect, composure and ingenuity.

  • @Blitzbok Yeah ethics and discipline and Hitl..

    WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

    but crap aside, id rather trust the German army to protect me from aliens than 3 shirtless Americans running around killing everything different as the US usually does, so yeah you are right, but I had to add Hitler for the lols.

  • @AlphaFirefly The irony is that before WWII Hitler was actually praised by the USA and UK! Much like Obama is now. There are many parallels. The USA citizens are quickly being prisoners in their own land much like the Germans were. NDAA along with the FEMA camps being staffed is a very bad sign. Now this war monger Obama wants war with Iran and Pakistan at any cost, which will bring in China and Russia. We have sone very hard times to face.

  • @Blitzbok Wow, interesting read, and yes its all true.

  • I am an American and I can tell you that yes, on behalf of all of us here in the United States, we prefer shiny shirtless men in steamy jungle environments, pumping and cocking their guns in all their depravity.

  • well we in germany would prefer topless hot women with guns shooting aliens not guys, but apparently americans love beefy topless guys arnold schwarzenegger look alikes no wonder the united states became the gayest country hahahaha i rather stick to the cyborg versions

  • @erwillrockn

    Are you saying your people prefer playing as topless women rather than strong men?

    Now that you just opened the door, you might just as well get the fuck out of the closet.

  • you idiot its the same for everyone!

  • Yeah, I noticed-- The hit detection.

  • I was born and raised in the US; born and raised on Contra, and i feel that the robot character designs for Probotector infinitely superior to the simplistic "rambo" look. Either way, it's nothing worth arguing about

  • This is like Rambo/Secret Commando all over...

  • yeah thats the one thing i dont like about 'im he seems so much bigger than the humans. i think hes awesome in blue but when i play through the game he seems like slow and bulky for some reason lol. i like lance :) however, i do think its pretty sweet how mad dog is totally unique he has a gold gun, green pants, silver headband its fricken sweet lol.

  • @CTrace Uh, no, we can't - The game wasn't released in Europe and Australia and importing it still costs 50€ around here :-/

  • @KingLofiOne

    I don't quite like promoting piracy, but in a situation like that a flash cart may be better. Why pay for something like that when they're not willing to put it on your region's market?

  • Games was censured in europe.

  • aren't the other characters unlockable? the NA version had unlockable characters including your Probotecteurs!

  • im happy with both of them. i try to get contra in europe for me but i also get probotector. they also sell contra here in europe i got some of them

  • FUCKING AMERICANS PEACE OF SHIT

    IN SPAIN HAS A STUPID ROBOTS AN THE AMERICANS HAS A COOL RAMBOS

    DAMM >:(

  • @MSteniente77 lol, I think you meant 'piece' XD

    españa? eres de ahi? :P

  • @MSteniente77 blame your government =P censorship sucks ass

  • Probotector is just such a bad ass that he doesnt need to blow up no damn cannon! Consequently, Bill is just such a badass that he just has to kill everything he sees.

  • @BonesAndBones *sagenod* wise answer

  • I can't believe that hunk of junk is gimped.

    Never send a robot to do a real man's job!

  • lol i love playing as probotector

  • wtf!

  • Odd. I beat the game for the first time legitimately with Probotector.

  • I loved Probotector on Sega Megadrive.

    I played Contra recently and it is just a superhard shooting game. Probotector was cool with the robots, but it also conjured up memories of watching Robotech and Mospeada when I was a little kid.

    Man, I love Probotector.

  • I KNEW probotector was bigger and bulkier. Fuck him, I'm sticking to Sheena.

  • You know, most European players are happy they got Probotector instead of Contra. American players would enjoy them aswell if they had gotten Probotector instead of Contra in the first place, but they all grew up with testosterone commando soldiers from Contra instead of our war machines from Probotector... It's all about which ones you grew up with. I'm darn happy we got Probotector, but I also understand people who wan't to play with Contra characters.

  • @Mii85 actually it goes back to if you grew up with Rambo or Robotech....

  • @Mii85 I wish one day konami would link the two together.

  • Probotector robots even got in Contra 4 ?! Anyway, whats the point of this vid ?

  • Tell me about it. I mean "probe" and "protector".

  • Please tell me you're being facetious.

  • Only the NES version was called Probotector, all other ports were still Contra in th eUK.

  • They were called Gryzor, though.

  • probotector is still my favorite, no matter what people say

  • oh c'mon it's the same contra-probotector, its just that when Bill and Lance went to Europe they dediced to wear robot like armor because that was the fashion stuff back then

  • LOL

  • Contra is STILL Probo-Fucking-tector in Europe. Screw you Konami!

  • Contra Advance, Neo Contra and Shattered Soldier say hi?

  • lol! yyyyeah, I can't believe they had the guts to mention those in the 'museum' on Contra 4.

    Oh and, DryYoshi...you could always import an American version.

  • How broken -_-

  • i love the title of the video :D

    sounds like probotector is too stupid for that job xD

  • So they have slight height differences?

    I'm gonna have to take look inti this.

  • I quite like the Probotector versions of the game..

    It's not as if Contra was a bloodbath as it was anyway, & the robot character designs are pretty cool..

    Shame no one spotted this bug before the game was released though..

  • I usually play as Sheena, the smallest character (therefore hardest character to hit.)

  • I'd rather have anime style robots than shirtless men, i'm sorry but thats the way I feel about it :)

  • Just added that in the last stage, the aliens can´t reach Probotector when perform a jump and probotector is grabbing in those things in the ceiling), but they can reach Mad Dog, Bill, Lance, Scorpion... you can prove it in Mutt Hunt 5 (for example), at the point you gram the "M" at the begining of this challenge.

  • Probotecter & Contra are the same game from christs sake!

  • Probotector is just a censored version of Contra by Konami, for the european versions of each contra games.

  • actually originally the game was meant to have robots but when it was released in the americas they changed it to a more real worldly setting

  • Actually it was made with humans. But in Europe they had this big controversy thinking that at the time killing other "humans" would have a nagative impact on the children. Germany actually was the one that started having a fit with the original contra. When Konami made it it was meant to the way it turned out.

  • I see, I was wrong, I apologise

  • ...and yet homosexuality is promoted without abandon in the EU, asdfbobbyasdf. Sadly, if one were to do the true research behind it, then they would find out that the Nazis and this other organization were behind that and they used the other people as lovers and as sexual slaves. It is funny how hypocritical that these people can be in the EU. Compared to that, the Contra series is tame. Imagine how the pansies would react to the God of War franchise!

  • As a UK local, I fucking hate the Probotector edits they made to the Contra series. Totally unnecessary.

  • Same here.

  • I prefer 2 cool cyborgs than a Dolph Lundgren and an Stallone

    Probotector is way better than Contra

  • haha guys without shirts killing aliens vs robots...shirtless dudes are way more badass lol

  • "rambo" reference, where all are death, no matter if the man are no shirt, only matter the gun... but if it were a shirtless woman... :P

  • It's not that, you dumb Broad! We Men like to VIOLENCE!!! We Like to see Death of Alien Terrorists from Outer Space!! We Straight guys have Better things on our mind than Fapping to Pictures of the Guys of Contra!!

  • its the same dmn game. just with robots. apparently we europeans dont like playing video games with shirtless men

  • thank you i agree ...except with the hating European's

  • were not as fat either! go hurry along to mcdonalds.

  • i see you have a lack of vocabulary there aww well you will learn.

  • How the hell do you "grow" friends. That's a new fucking concept that seems impossible.

  • they need a Mc Donalds in Contra, so you could get fat as hell like in GTA 4, imagine a really fat guy trying to somersault over gunfire, while spraying bulets everywhere. In the immortal words of Homer Simpson.... Mmmmm ..... burger.

  • Someone hasn't played Metal Slug.

  • Metal Slug is awesome on the DS I hadnt played it at the time this came out cos it was a more recent game.

    yeah Metal Slug Owns. FLAME SHOT !!!!

  • sugar coat it if you want.. but it was government censorship and that should upset you a bit. Japan and USA had soldiers. I'm not saying one is better.. but the develops never intended for the game to be about robots.

  • @Book5550 just speyk up 4 urself bud ^^

  • @Book5550

    I think this video was saying, that the hit detection is different.

  • @Book5550 no, you are just hardcore on the censorship

  • Actually Probotector came into being after people whined about that Contra was so violent. So Konami decided to just change the sprites into robots.

  • You suck Probotector!!

  • You suck Probotector!!

  • I just bet the game today as Probotector (on Normal), so I dont think there might be any huge disadvance playing him.

  • do you unlock him when you beat hard mode?

  • unlock him with challenge mode

    beat 12 challenge and u unlock that character

  • The girls in the game are different, as well. (Isn't it funny how they're the only ones in game with a 1 handed gun so their jubblies can be seen clearly?) If they fire straight up, the line of fire is more off-center than the other characters.

    Probotector is definitely a larger model. His line of fire is also lower than the others when he's firing from the hip. Go figure.

  • Probotector's pretty cool...but he's no Bill.

  • Cool find, I'd rather use Lucia anyway. She's got a nice jiggle to her.

  • I've never had a problem using Probotector, interesting find though.

  • umm... who cares? why would you wanna shoot that gun anyways, just run past it.

  • hmmmm?... lets see you can get more points and more points means more lives. deetetee.

  • lol it like i didnt want to hurt my bro lol

  • Im pretty sure he would have thought of that. I think he is just pointing out you can't hit it from directly below.

  • how do u make him red

  • go to the menu go to character pick go to the new characters double tap x and tap up or down

  • the girls are also different

  • Weird...and to think i wanted to play through the game as Probector - DOH!

    Ended up beating it with Mad Dog - obviously THE BEST Contra character in the game ;) i mean...he has a freakin' golden gun for crying out loud!!

  • ...and he's black

  • Hey nice find on that.

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