AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NERDS JUST ASK A GOOD FRIEND. HEY COULD I BORROW 100 BUCKS I NEED TO FIX MY CAR ILL PAY U PACK ON FRIDAY WHEN I GET MY PAYCHECK. A FUCKING CONTRACT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think that if you need to have a contract to borrow money from someone then you are borrowing too much and should go to the bank for help... i certainly wouldn't sign a contract for $10
or you could just go to there wallets and take it out or go to a party and get someone wasted and steel there entire wallet i've done it to and dont feel bad plus i didnt like the person
Only 14%...If I loan money I don't expect it to get paid back. It isn't like someone becomes unpoor. If they simply don't have it they never will, and if they didn't save for it why would they save to pay me back.
@cocoacreek just stats on myself, 100% of the loans I give people go unpaid. The problem is, I always think "this time it will be different". I don't get why I keep kidding myself. I have sworn off loaning people money for years, but I keep doing it. I'd say I've "loaned" close to a quarter of a million dollars over the years, never gotten a single penny back. The problem is, we don't live in gated communities where people are accountable anymore. People change friends at the drop of a hat.
who cares..its family..this is why familys sue each other..not enough connection in the family..smh..just because you live under a roof doesnt mean your a family..I say screw this...just be real and ask your family member for money...howcast=Fail..these guys were just looking for something to make a video about.
Unless your borrowing 100,000 or the equivalent of a new car why would you use a contract..smh
I AM THE 14%!!!
victorianrocque 1 week ago
why did he have a mouse trap in his wallet ??? -_-
JanelleLovable 2 months ago
Step One: ask them, “can i borrow ten bucks?"
bakesomecakez 4 months ago
Next: How to stop making stupid How To Videos.
withagunxxxx 4 months ago
Lol 0:25 tooth fairy
MultiSuperjelly 4 months ago
lolz 0:22 tooth fairy
MrTharaf 6 months ago 3
0:07 he wants money for the water fountain lol
rebelpilot34 6 months ago
LOL pause 0:23 Budhah, Toothfairy xD
Gacproduction 7 months ago
I NEVER get paid back by a old friend of mine !
9SpeedsKid 7 months ago
You will need:
A list of friends. Crap
CrossFire0073 7 months ago
My name is in the list because my real name is David :D
theonlinegamer2 7 months ago
at 0:0 :- Thumbs up if you like howcast!
^i don't think people do.
shagunvarma27 7 months ago
They forgot
Optional: lose your friend/family member for being a total weird ass.
kotarotacon 9 months ago
I NEVER GET PAID BACK WELL AT LEAST NOT IN FULL
leohasit 9 months ago
if i have a payment plan y dont i just wait and use my own money
MrELuvly 9 months ago
lol tooth fairy haha
MyConverse101 9 months ago
haha tooth fairy 0:23
girlygirl12ist 9 months ago
you should say borrow money not ask for money ..
CreamOfShitz 9 months ago
yeah im gonna bet that 14% is a serious understatement.
treckie101 1 year ago 3
I do things for my mom then i get payed in what i want be it pencils art supplies or online stuff ^^
Ichigosistershadow1 1 year ago
Only 14%?!?! I've lent friends 10s of thousands alltogether over the years and never got a cent back.
FortNikitaBullion 1 year ago 21
Who need CAKE!
freezingcold1 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NERDS JUST ASK A GOOD FRIEND. HEY COULD I BORROW 100 BUCKS I NEED TO FIX MY CAR ILL PAY U PACK ON FRIDAY WHEN I GET MY PAYCHECK. A FUCKING CONTRACT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SpartanArnhem 1 year ago
say to the 6 formers @ school that u lost ur bus pass and u need 2 catch the regular service bus
d0mdomshop 1 year ago
Was the guy at the beginning a guy or girl. Looks like a gross mutation
Nigahigafan2007 1 year ago
You still owe me those 38 dollars mom.
ShadowJay11 1 year ago
Orrrr just say Hey have5 bucks.
BrokenLoveee 1 year ago
well pigfarts, you could be right, my sis took your advice and came up off of family.
zimby215 1 year ago
Step 1. Ask for money.
Step 2. If they don't give you money, steal their wallet.
pigfarts992 1 year ago
only 14%??? wow
xPiNKyHEiDix 1 year ago
lol @ aries0083, Ya! They don't want broke ass bums wear'n their stuff. Makes them look bad. XD
orf32 1 year ago
He's goin to ask to borrow money 4 chocolate cake lol
ShawnIsSoAwesome 1 year ago
i think that if you need to have a contract to borrow money from someone then you are borrowing too much and should go to the bank for help... i certainly wouldn't sign a contract for $10
ThisWaySketch 2 years ago 3
0:26 tooth fairy, lol
4Loki 2 years ago 3
or you could just go to there wallets and take it out or go to a party and get someone wasted and steel there entire wallet i've done it to and dont feel bad plus i didnt like the person
Asianjumper103 2 years ago
How would you feal if someone stole your money?
brutaka359 2 years ago
im sorry but who in the WORLD asks for money using a contract?! just go up to them and say can i borrow 10 bucks? Ill pay ya back on friday.
americaneagleluva 2 years ago 89
@americaneagleluva
seriously. a contract, calculations and stuff to much work, ask for how much you think you need. give back any excess money then pay them back
Kickblckr 2 years ago
@americaneagleluva haha yea and youll never pay them bak..huh..thats wat i do
andrealuevano 7 months ago
@americaneagleluva BUT IT IS FRIDAY! jks
lataibasil 1 month ago
if asked, my answer is always the same......fuck off
MasterOfSuprise 2 years ago 4
Hey Howcast you should blur out the Indigo Tribe logo on the kids shirt. DC Comics might not like the fact that it's there.
aries0083 2 years ago
Fake smile at 1:04
king9166 2 years ago
Super true.
missnicolemiller95 2 years ago
omg a car??? lol
EccentricPuzzle 2 years ago
hahah i ask my dad for a few bucks and he says yes
shawnllama 2 years ago
How to Ask For Poop From a Friend or Family Member
poopdeloop11 2 years ago
@poopdeloop11
Fucking hell why is that shit so fucking funny.
tehcexymeowmix 2 years ago
they are running out of ideas...
loveskuls11223344 2 years ago
no shit sherlock
danxfer 2 years ago
its easily more than 14%, that figure is probably just the number of people that actually admit to borrowing money off their friends/relatives
AKBeazBoi 2 years ago
does she know that??? if i did that to my sis she will kick my ass man....you have got generous sis dude
asmarinoshkor 2 years ago
i'm one of those 14% :'( lol but my money was never asked to have been borrowed simply taken (by a family member)
IareMikeJones 2 years ago
Only 14%...If I loan money I don't expect it to get paid back. It isn't like someone becomes unpoor. If they simply don't have it they never will, and if they didn't save for it why would they save to pay me back.
digey 2 years ago
lol @ the collateral it was a collectors card my brothers used to collect called "magic cards"
Fishstixj4l 2 years ago
I need money!
gillian927 2 years ago
He's going to ask to borrow money for chocolate cake...
f4reeksho 2 years ago
Here's the best way. All you need is yourself and the person you wanta borrow from. Only one step - say, "Can I borrow some money please?"
But the part where the girl was crossing out names was funny. I saw Barack and Tooth Fairy on the list. (:
CookieliciouslyShana 2 years ago
hahaha
arteaga911 2 years ago
14% huh... I thought it would be higher.
cocoacreek 2 years ago 3
samee
xovictoria96 2 years ago
@cocoacreek lolz me 2 trust me that 14% is my family =(
izzle8103 2 years ago
@cocoacreek just stats on myself, 100% of the loans I give people go unpaid. The problem is, I always think "this time it will be different". I don't get why I keep kidding myself. I have sworn off loaning people money for years, but I keep doing it. I'd say I've "loaned" close to a quarter of a million dollars over the years, never gotten a single penny back. The problem is, we don't live in gated communities where people are accountable anymore. People change friends at the drop of a hat.
FortNikitaBullion 2 months ago
who cares..its family..this is why familys sue each other..not enough connection in the family..smh..just because you live under a roof doesnt mean your a family..I say screw this...just be real and ask your family member for money...howcast=Fail..these guys were just looking for something to make a video about.
Unless your borrowing 100,000 or the equivalent of a new car why would you use a contract..smh
BrayanTheGenius 2 years ago
tooth fairy
cherryx 2 years ago 2
I ASK FOR MONEY I GET
SIMPLE AS!
Sc0ttW4re 2 years ago
what when you graduate?
cetko13 2 years ago
wow tell me something i dont know for once.
preciousxgloom 2 years ago
CHOCOLATE cake.
bottledpandas 2 years ago 2
Step one: Find people who actually have money.
shaolinmantis77 2 years ago 4
Just steal their wallets.
Rogue849 2 years ago
cake lol
Zk8et 2 years ago
live strong
kylanmon 2 years ago
yo... whats up with this guy and chocolate cake? is that code for drugs or something?
missezgiggles 2 years ago
oo yea i looked at that haha
monapoop 2 years ago
wth is goin on w/ howcast
TheCecilicious 2 years ago
drugs
subeefan 2 years ago
this is what funds judge judy...
ichewtoast111 2 years ago
all you need to do
step 1.
ask mom, hey can i have some money?
step 2.
spend it.
craziilexii09 2 years ago
By the time you've finished this you'd have got the money from begging the fuck out of them.
MissGeorgieBabey 2 years ago
Or you could just say "Hey mom I need money k thx I'm taking it from your wallet"
FutileVanity 2 years ago 63
@FutileVanity my routine lol
sassk8team 7 months ago
lol it must have been a black lotus card from the alpha series hahahahahaha
eveaholic 2 years ago
the last fact was contradicting their repaying comment....
YuriNYuki 2 years ago
exactly, that's what i was thinking
IndoMie18 2 years ago
kool!
lchan90a 2 years ago
tooth fairy hahaha
polgoddess 2 years ago 2
So this is where my friend came to convince me...hmmm
MessivoKaxto 2 years ago
better than becoming a crack whore
misterflip20 2 years ago 3
lol ture
jimmyluc 2 years ago
rofl
jehanzeb89 2 years ago
lol the list said Buddha, Barrack, and Tooth Fairy lol
punjabiboy99 2 years ago 2
lol.. list of friends:
tooth fairy
SmoerKitty 2 years ago 2
o shit doesnt the guy look like eddie gerrauro
Motanagason27Live 2 years ago
or u can say hey can i have some money and i promis i'll pay u back later :)
1wwegirl2 2 years ago
i think its alot more than 14%
HeatedBeats 2 years ago 3
It's still a lot.
AsharyAsh 2 years ago
Pro tip: Don't ask your friends for money.
GungnirStrike 2 years ago 8
why? lol
rudyeilabouni 2 years ago
Hahah magic card :P
Jebu911 2 years ago
in my place we just ask our friend without all this crap
ADo0o0ly 2 years ago
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stefundertaker222 2 years ago
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stefundertaker222 2 years ago
@stefundertaker222 you spent so much time writing such a pointless comment that wasnt even funny.
lotsoftrouble101 2 years ago 4
@stefundertaker222 "Up" his throat?
wordock2 2 years ago 2
u just ask it's not that hard dam
Brontes692 2 years ago
Uhh... Why can't you just say "Hey, dude, can you lend me a few extra dollars?"
mooo483 2 years ago 5
this fat guy should take a shower!
his hair man :DD
stadil 2 years ago
tip for number 4 was funny lol i didnt think Magic still existed :S
pimorules 2 years ago
id prefer to just say " can i borrow some money"
candygirllllll 2 years ago
ol the names on the list are funny
Buddah
Barrack
lol tooth fairy
xXPTRAYXx 2 years ago
LOLs! I was gonna lent someone money until I saw the "did you know"
itskelvinkkc 2 years ago
LOL! Tooth Fairy on the list!
casinobowling 2 years ago
green guy wears BillaBong
qwertz4you 2 years ago
all the kids ask me for money so all together the school owes me about 550
treeturtwig0 2 years ago
If I try this my friend would be, "you could just ask for it" This only helps for big loans.
beanerNtwinkie 2 years ago 2
Yeah.... my friend owes me like $200
TheElectricDreamer93 2 years ago
wow if i ask my dad for 10 bucks i gotta do all this?
ReggieBFan25 2 years ago 6
LMAO
VanDam08 2 years ago
40th
OdeToNecrophilia 2 years ago
FINALLY SOMETHING USEFUL!!!
ChibiPandaHuynh 2 years ago 4
18th
wowiamoiko 2 years ago
1st
ChaoticFlamez7 2 years ago
16th
doghouse144 2 years ago
15th
acebats 2 years ago
lol
acebats 2 years ago
13th
muddyducky123 2 years ago
12th
GrantTvShow 2 years ago
11 th
Mrpeanutwaffle 2 years ago
if i ask my dad for money to buy gum, i gotta do all this??
Gamesrock22 2 years ago 3
haha
OdeToNecrophilia 2 years ago
wast about intrest? i charge 25 %
laffstv 2 years ago
lol tooth fairy is his friend
SaiE8 2 years ago
45 views
mountaindew11232 2 years ago
person below me is a moron
Brian567899 2 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
Get lost DUDE ! Howcast is FOR GIRL ONLY! GEt lost gamer and virgin!
miritkenny 2 years ago
so why are you here?
castilloisaiah 2 years ago
second
knome434 2 years ago
firstzorz?
MarineDelta1 2 years ago
@MarineDelta1 GTOP
miritkenny 2 years ago
No one cares, apparently. (Not really sure why, though)
DragonfireEX402 2 years ago