I Just Sharted...funny best man speech by older brother of groom sporting a sexy moustache

[supertrooperpolo6]

hey buddy, wanna fwd me that speech? got mine comming up in 2 weeks and im shitting myself

[thegreenbastard42011]

i was best man at my sisters wedding i know stupid, for a guy i barely know, even dumber. and his friends were kinda like what the fuck. i dont give a shit tho, they were dumb enough to ask me and i was man enough to accept. fuck it was akward tho

[SuperMJFly23]

he sounds like robert downey jr.

[PvtSn1pe]

He looks like Shia LaBeouf :p

[youfan2222]

Your a great speaker. Your cool and calm and don't get stumped

[fullbhuna]

what does he say after "just be glad i didnt tell you about the time ???? his stool?"

[wheelyc79]

@fullbhuna - "just be glad I didn't tell you about the time he texted me a picture of his stool"