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  • I like England

  • I'd like to see the British come play some football. :]

  • Once upon a time there was a country called england that used to win tournaments... the end

  • Wow, it's easy to offend Americans... look at the top comments: American posting comment about how much this sucks and how soccer is for girls - followed by - more American's giving thumbs!

    Okay America, you've made your point...

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  • @bcroger2 Come visit me in California sometime, buddy. Let's see what you think now.

    Yes... you are VERRYYYY smart.... dumb-ass.

  • that american stereotype that their fat isnt a stereotype its true they are mostly fat fucks

  • @lolatmyfoot UK has the fattest children on Earth at 25% obese (Scotland 40%)

    don't throw stones

  • @Ian8505 you're fucking retarded lol 90% of smerics is fat 12% of england is fat

  • @lolatmyfoot

    wrong

  • @lolatmyfoot haha. whats a smeric?btw thats a complete bullshit fact.you're ignorant to beleive that.

  • wow Britain can't admit to loosing anything.

  • i remember tying 1-1 int he world cup ;)

  • It's funny to think that the British are insulting Americans and how we play soccer as if it hurts our feelings. What the British people do not understand is that in America, Soccer is a spectator sport where the vast majority of Americans really dont care about it. While soccer is extremely popular world wide it has failed to catch on in the US and will never be like the Big Four (MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL) North American sports. Besides in the States, Soccer is primarily played by girls.

  • @theIconJordo guess nobody care about that too :)

  • @theIconJordo fine, no problem you can go back and live in that little bubble thinking youre country is the only one in the universe and not even caring about that the comfort and american dream youre living costs the blood of million of human beings.

  • And the term football has nothing to do with kicking the ball, it just means you are not riding a horse while playing, hence on your feet. And Canada, Australia, and New Zeland also use the term soccer.

  • Ug how can you not like soccer-or as it /should/ be called-football. I love the game so much. American football is so boring. I don't even understand it. I know people from other countries sometimes think that every american loves american football but I hate it so much. Soccer is 10x better and its more intense then football.

  • @Shadowenvy92 There is more than one kind of football. The original 2 were rugby football, which gridiron, or American(Canadian) football is derived from, and Association football, aka soccer. Some oxford folks decided to make a slang version of asSOCiation football, and add an cer at the end. This was in the 1880's, so american football was allready well established in the U.S., so the slang word soccer was used instead to avoid confusion.

  • @Shadowenvy92 you're a weak person

  • @FurlogTheGiant how so? What makes me weak by stating my opinion? Your comment doesn't make any sense.

  • @Shadowenvy92 sorry for a late reply lol! But guess what. I'm American and think that American football is the worse sport in the world.

  • Haha Baddiel's American accent is a shocker

  • oh england you and your shit comedy

  • charlie chaplin made humour he was english

  • @james21168345 I know i was just kidding

    brits are funny

  • @SomeBoredGuy94 You better be kidding >:-( LOL

  • We won the war. USA-1. Great Britain-0.

  • @CSchruppNMU uh, no. the allies won together, with russia doing by far the brunt of the work, england defending admirably so the war could stay two fronted (and winnable), and the US coming in at the last minute. brush up on your history, kid.

  • @iansull You moron. I was OBVIOUSLY talking about the Revolutionary War. Why would I be talking about World War II?! Hence the whole "USA-1, Great Britain-0" deal. GET IT?

  • @iansull And LOL @ the "US coming in at the last minute." Give me a break. It sounds like you're the one who needs to brush up. Yeah, keep making it sound like England did some epic job. Without the US, I'm sure the "allies" would have failed.

  • @CSchruppNMU Well, we all have confidence in your impartial analysis.

  • @CSchruppNMU want me to illustrate how minor a role the US played in the war against germany? look up german casualties on both fronts. you'll notice the russians killed 14 germans for every 1 the US, england and france combined did. and the western allies carpetbombed civilians.

  • @iansull Congratulations on being able to look up one statistic on the internet. Would you like a cookie? I'll ask my grandpa if all the western allies did was carpetbomb civilians. He should know. He was there.

  • @CSchruppNMU guess what? so were mine. both of them.

  • @iansull Okay? But I'm not making allegations that all the Western Allies did was kill civilians like you are. So I don't see what point you're trying to make.

  • @CSchruppNMU umm... its not an allegation. its common knowledge. The B-17 is explicitly designed to carpetbomb. so is the b-29. most german cities were reduced to rubble - and the US did the same thing to japan. Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't even the worst war crimes committed in terms of civilian casualties over there. The firebombing of Tokyo was pretty much explicitly targetting civilians, and killed them by the millions.

  • @iansull Hm. Interesting. Yeah, I suppose you're right. That's all the United States ever did in the war. They just killed civilians while the Russians truly won WWII by themselves. Good luck with that. Stop acting like you're some historian on WWII. You've already proven that you can look things up on wikipedia. Congrats. Get over it.

  • @CSchruppNMU if you actually read my comments, i pointed out how the war was one explicitly because the allies worked together. however i was also pointing out that 99% of americans have hilarious misconceptions about just how important their role was (it was minor) and just how morally just their actions were (they would be tried for war crimes in a heartbeat today).

    The most important groups in defeating germany were by far russia, england (particularly the RAF) and the french resistance.

  • @iansull Wow, you really do think you're a WWII historian. You must have done so much research to claim that 99% of Americans have such misconceptions. How bad does it hurt you to have to admit that our country is the greatest?

  • @CSchruppNMU I'm an american and I LAUGH at taht notion. You know why? Because I've lived in not just the US, but Thailand, Russia, Argentina and Ecuador as well (and visited a dozen more). The US is a JOKE in terms of personal freedoms. In any of the countries I mentioned, you can much more easily go out and have fun without, for example, getting in trouble for having a beer on the beach.

  • @iansull No. You're not an American. You just claimed that Russia has more personal freedom than America. Stop talking.

  • @CSchruppNMU here's the thing. it does. want me to send you a picture of me holding up my diplomatic US passport?

  • @iansull Quit acting like having a passport means anything. I'm so glad that my friends, who have visited far more countries than you, don't feel the need to act like you do just because they've been to different countries. Once again....get over yourself. If Russia is so great, perhaps you should go stay there...forever.

  • @CSchruppNMU I can pretty much guarantee your friends haven't visited more countries than I have, and I can guarantee with certainty they didn't live in as many. protip: you dont truly understand a culture until you live in it long enough to become a part of it.

  • @iansull How could you guarantee that my friends haven't visited more countries than you have? They all train at the OEC in Co. Springs and it's basically their job to compete here and overseas. Quite a few people that I know competed in Beijing in 2008. Whatever though, I'm sure you're also a world class athlete as well so you know all about that.

  • Still can't beat America

  • The win didn't make much difference...that's true, but you still can't beat us (when it counts).

  • "And which could replace the official footage, which let's face it... is shite."

    Haha! I miss Fantasy Football League!

  • the british seem really hurt that we beat they like 100 years ago

  • @MLlala5 lol Of course!! We still go on about winning the world cup in 1966! oh and by the way its Not the British Its only England. Britain = Wales and Scotland too.

  • Great laugh! However, I think the exact same scoreline might be in place after June 12th. Eng. - 0 USA - 1. The English defense is absolute rubbish! Plus, Rooney is "Worn out!" (Even though he's still one of the best strikers in the world atm). Look for a nil, nil score up until the 78th min. when Donovan runs past a tired Carriger and swings one in for an Altidor winner. Bam! 1950 once again.

  • Fucking British fairy cunts, you're all just mad cause the only sport your good at is soccer!

  • @xrp1989x Cycling? Sailing? Rowing? Swimming? Boxing? (field) hockey? Tennis?Athletics? Rugby? We've just made the world championship finals in 20 20 cricket (which is played by more people than any of americas major sports) We came 4th at the olympics.You came 2nd- your population is 5 times the size of ours and a 3rd of your athletes were born abroad. We're also awesome at snooker, darts and horseriding but its questionable whether they are sports.

  • 3:05 "America have won the World Cup"

    Always wondered why in American English, we say America "has", while Brits say America "have".

  • AWSOME.....GOOD HUMOR, LIMIES.....LMAO

    now...back to soccer....we're not gonna' lay down come June 12...and it's not belarus you're playing this time....

  • watch USA beat England again this summer

  • Poor old Walt, being a good sport while he's used to make fun of Americans.

  • Sorry, but it just looks very uncomfortable when Americans talk about soccer.... Somehow it looks unnatural, it's just not in them.

    The American team is not that bad though, but it's mainly players that play and got schooled in one of the European competitions.

  • I guess you have to be a frilly European poof to think this is funny. Plenty of people in America play soccer, but we have several sports OTHER than soccer that are much more popular. If Europe had Soccer, American football, baseball, basketball, hockey etc etc....I doubt soccer would be as popular over there. Get with it Europe, Americans don't care if you don't like us, you're just pissed that your great-grandpa missed the fucking boat.

  • very arrogant there is more than 1 type of humor this isnt ment to be hahahaha funny its just smile funny those sports are over here but are disliked so much we never hear about them and i actually think its you that dont like us we just give back what we get oh and im glad my grandad missed the boat as you put it...im not fat not ignorant or arrogant reasonably smart and i love my country but dont go on as if it the best thing to ever happen to the earth so im happy "my grandad missed the boat"

  • It's called punctuation, try it out sometime.

  • why??...is this an english lesson no i didnt think so can you read my comments yes so what the fuk does it matter

  • @manutdabc123

    Ok then, bye.

  • hahaha that video was awesome!!1

  • I'm American, and I don't know anything about soccer/football. And it's not because I'm American. It's because I really don't care. I don't know anything about American Football or Soccer, either.

  • Why do most people in the world think us Americans dont know anything about soccer? My friends and I all play soccer and follow EPL and MLS soccer.

    Man U for life. :)

  • Because the only Americunts that follow football call it soccer and support teams like Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Barcelona, etc(big teams) rather than supporting local teams. They don't understand why people support teams like Espanyol, West Ham, Udinese, etc because Americans just DON'T GET FOOTBALL. ANd then there is the fact that EVERY SINGLE Ameican football(soocheteker or whatever you people call it) player I've met is a pussy

  • the foul language is not necessary to make a point

  • im american and this is hella funny!! lmao

  • "JUST DON'T LOSE BABY!" XD, americans talkin soccer's a stich.

  • both sports are shite anyway

  • I'm American, my girlfriend is in varsity soccer. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT SOCCER/FUTBOL IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gringooooooooooooooooooos!!!!!­

  • haha i'm american and that sh*t is hysterical! that's better than any SNL skit that i've ever seen.

    but we seriously did beat you guys 1-0...you just don't remember

  • England is still devastated, while less than 1% of Americans ever know of this game.

  • nah, i'm sure most englanders aren't devastated...they probably can't even remember it. i've actually asked some of them about it and that's what they said. it was a long time ago. it's kinda like the american revolution then the war of 1812.

  • Oh! And you remember? Are you in your 60s?

  • yeah, i'm not. how'd you guess? why are you so anti-american anyway? and i'm pretty sure i understand the sport of football. i actually hate United, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Chelsea, especially chelsea because of their anti-football tactics. i support the US (that would be why my s/n is donttread as in "don't tread on me"). ronaldo, not all americans, is a pussy because he's a diver. do you have any questions?

  • Yea you dumass that was liek 2 years ago when ronaldo diving maybe u got some lag with satelite disk so u watch now games what they say its live but actullay they play it one year ago.

    anyway : liverpool and arsenal play great football and barcalona to so if you hate them and support US!!! u totally freak out of you mind

    sorry for my gramma i live in The Netherlands :$

    btw ajax 4life

  • so what if they play great football? i like to watch them but i don't root for them...and ronaldo continues to dive to this day just look at the latest penalty he won for madrid in la liga.

  • some times you team need it and when he dive 1 in 1 year or something doesn't make you suddenly a diver. did you saw the goal yesterday ? that is world class i dont see a american do that you ?

  • actually, you're team ALWAYS needs a dive, but it's cheating, and that's why players don't do it. ronaldo has dove many times, not just once. just look at unkn0wngenius's channel and you'll see how many times he's dove (here's a hint: it's more than one!). i did see the goal yesterday and it was amazing. i'm not saying he's a bad player, he's actually great, but he's a cheat and a dirty player. hell, i don't see anybody in the world do that, do you?

  • WOW!! In America we have football, baseball, basketball, hockey that make millions and now we are trying our hat in soccer and every country thinks they're the shit!! because they're better.. give us time your sorry ass countries wish they had 4 major sports that make millions not just one

  • truth

  • is that susan boyle's sister? at 0.25

  • Funny thing is that the british dudes wearing the track suits still have the queer accent when even trying to do an american accent LOL.

  • @lurchipoo bless you

  • @lurchipoo If this is the highest rated comment I'm scared that USA has nuclear weapons .

  • Those accents at the end were officially the worst American accents that I have ever heard in my life.

  • Just don't lose baby because draws are just fine.

  • football players are the best athletes in the world. American handball is for fat men who have big tits.

  • ahahah you obviously know nothing about the game! TRY fastest, strongest players in the world! OLYMPIC athleticism! and you think fat people play AF? lol, somebody isn't used to MUSCLE! stupid loser. look at beckham in a football uniform he's a stick!

  • only country that consider fat titty men great athlete is american the country of obesity. I would like to see them run in full speed for 90 minutes constantly...

  • you're delusional their are no fat players in the nfl dumbfuck! just cuz they're not weaklings like you they have hundreds of pounds of muscle dumb fuck no fat stupid fag!

  • maybe you think they are not fat because you are from the country where everybody is fat.

  • oh i get it now...you're one of those people who believe everything you see on t.v.

  • Americans are known for beliving everything they see on tv. name one country that is more fat than americans. you are the fattest country. be proud!^-^;

  • Americans are known for beliving everything they see on tv.

    i bet you learned this from t.v.

    please stop responding you're stupidity is giving me a headache

  • America is TV Kingdom....they have so many boring shitty channels. I leared that americans are known for beliving everything they see on tv from general fact.

  • and you learned this from the t.v. my point. STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU!

  • how you know? tv don't show about foreign country....

  • people that talk about american stupidity and arrogance only to reveal in the end that they've never been to america. they learned it from media

  • are you saying those are not true??? look at your comments.....

  • rugby is about raw strength, NFL is about little weaks guys with big shields.

  • rugby players are bitches, nfl has the best athletes in the universe. scientific studies show nfl players hit 4 times harder with pads. a combination of pure size, strength, pads as weapon and psychological freedom. the pads let the players play with wreckless abandon and no fear to get injured when tackling somebody. that's why they hit 4 times harder dipshit. stop talking trash about a sport you don't even know the rules of dipshit.

  • You hit 4 times harder becausde of biased AMERICAN scientists, and if i had big metal pads on i think i would hit 4 times harder.

  • biased and science don't mix dumbass

  • Biased scientits could later statistics to make thier land look better, i would understand if say erm French scientists were doing it but thier not.

  • yeah, im sure they rigged it so that the american footballers hit with 4000 pounds of force and rugby 1400.loser.....

    everything america does you just say we're wrong, if we take away pads and 20 people die in the first week(as they would) you'd call us barbaric. seriously you need to get a fucking life and leave america alone and stop being jealous. america doesn't pay attention to the world, we are our world, we are the best country and we don't care what you think. so just stop..

  • Best Country? Why?

    and if you can such raw power why do you suck ass at rugby?

  • we don't play pussy sports like rugby stupid bitch. and stop acting surprised that america is the best country in the world, everyone knows it your leader knows it.

    and you say we suck at rugby? lmfao, if we were serious about it we'd just take our best football players and we'd have the best, most unbelievable rugby team in thehistory of mankind. why? your rugby players are average joe's, it takes no skill, and noathletic people play it. on the other hand, footballers are the best athletesever

  • What you said was 000% True and rugby wow if you ahd the best rugby team LMAO you wouild be against South Africa, new Zealand, Australlia and England Oi wait teher all proberly got english decent,

  • you are such an idiot. american football players would SHUT OUT, EMBARRASS, CREAM, SCORE EVERY TIME against any team you put out their stupid ass!

  • Just shut up your crap at rugby end of story. uou fail at most world-wide sports

  • "world-wide" doesn't equal "european"

    i mean what sports do we NOT/NOot good at?: cricket, soccer, rugby. what else is their? soccer is only played in europe and latin america, rugby is british colonies and cricket is only british colonies.

    baseball is dominican republic, mexico, puerto rico, japan, korea, canada, china, US, venezuela, netherlands, and australia. much more countries,us is #1. basketball:china, france,germany,russia,US,Spain and much more. US is #1. swimming: US is #1

  • Football is World-Wide as its open for nayone to play same with rugby and cricket but American Football there are no team fors thnat here are Baseball. and there is Athletics still and Uk came 4th Which is Amazing if you think how many athletes we had compared to the rest.

  • dude look at baseball and basketball. all those countries that play and US is #1 in both. just because america doesn't accept soccer as a sport doesn't mean they're bad at it. nobody likes it, simple as that...

  • Nobody in america likes it, Most other countries do.

  • i meant nobody in america

  • Well some people must like it otherwise you wouldn't have a team or teams, but here we have 0 American Football teams and 0 Baseball so..

  • dude, you live in the UK, you only play soccer, rugby and cricket. look around, watch the world baseball classic ever heard of it? aall the countries play against each other every three years. it's going on right now... and basketball? watch the olympics, all the huge european countries like france spain and germanyy and china play it with huge passion.

  • Its Football not Soccer,

  • shut the fuck up you stupid dumbass bitch

  • Your speaking the language of ENGLAND there,

  • nope i speak american mum

  • Its English which is from England and all Americans have got European Decent so it could be England or France:S or Soemthing

  • brits have different language than americans MOM!

  • Its the same man just a few words but it was Englisht hen americans changed it like youu say underwear our underwear is called Pants / Boxers and stuff and a few of your words have Z liek Organization here its Organisation so not much difference. TBH.

  • our underwear is called boxers too

  • ok but trousars are pants in america

  • Soccer is big in Canada, at least in toronto, come to BMO field sometime and try to find a seat thats empty.

    Good luck

  • I have lived in Canada and football is not the same thing as in Europe. In europe football is like religion we breath football :P

  • lol but hockey is even more

  • oh shut up about bmo field. Toronto fans are sooooo fake, when you guys had the lynx you had the WORST fans in USL.... Seattle averages 29 thousand fans a game, you guys only seat 25k. If canada were so enthused about soccer, then why do they never qualify for a world cup. America will always own you in Soccer

  • Being bad at it doesnt mean you dont like it.

    I a big soccer fan but i cant play it.

    And it isnt as if Americans are amazing at soccer, European teams are much better

  • stop that we only start to play soccer watch us in 20 years lol

  • True.

  • and in england every one knows Beckham sucks.

  • look america is a mix of indians english french portugeuse and slaves that u brought over from africa u suck we know about base ball hockey and NFL  so dont think we dont. anyway we would kick your ass at football or 'soccer' our england squad is worth a hell of a lot more than your team we have players worth 25+ million and yours is about 5 million + hahahahaa u really suck dont ya !!

  • Jesus christ give us a break, if you want to know anything about American soccer don't ask Elmer Fudd for fucks sake.

  • Why do you guys gate americans so much?

    Not every American is as arrogant as you think.

    Honestly I know stupid americans that talk shit about futbol and they don't know about it. Doesn't mean the ones that do play don't know anything either. Because we do. So stop being arrogant pricks and stereotyping us.

  • They hate us because we don't care about soccer and still beat them at it.

  • 1950? That was ages ago.

  • first of all we know about soccor 2nd of all what do u guys no about baseball what do u no about american football (NFL) what do u guys know about hockey?!

  • No country in the entire world outside of the US plays the 3 sports you just stated.

  • china, dominican republic, japan, canada, mexico, puerto rico, yeah bitch get the fuck out.

  • i wouldn't call them countries.

  • yeah well  you're a fucking retard!

  • Shut up, just cause England fucks you up at rugby dont have to scream and cry.

  • lol, put all the nfl players into rugby league and they'd fuck you up shut you out and score every time dumb fuck!

  • NO Army tank shields on shoulders aloud.

  • basically you're saying less pain. stop dissing your own sport

  • is that why they need pads.!!!

    cause their scared of getting hurt

  • no, that's because they would die! and yeah they're afraid of getting hurt alright! like when donovan mcnabb plays with a broken ankle and when philip rivers plays with a torn ACL!

  • i dont know who the fuck those people are. haha

  • that's because you don't follow american football dumbass

  • compare that to the countries in the world cup.. thats nothing

  • like who? france, brazil, spain, england, and mexico? lol, those countries suck!

  • im mexican and i can tell you mexico sucks

    but its funny how you say brazil, england and spain sucks when they are know for being complete badasses in soccer/football

  • Why do people hate sooo dam much on americans!!!

    jealous much???

    hahahah lmfao!

    :]]

  • Man, England Vs USA was a game from the 1950 World Cup in Brazil and they played in my town ,Curitiba , near of my home.

    That game is in the history in here .

  • Baseball is rounders m8 we all know about it XD

  • And Brits probably know nothing about baseball.

    Point?

  • lnSomNiac669 & Zurrixia...

    The Americans are with envy of Brazil and England, for these 2 countries to be best of the world-wide soccer and the U.S.A (United Suckers of America) are an piece of shit in this sport?

    Brasileirão+Premier League rules!

  • Oh it's so true...if only we could have what they have. The special relationship. El Gladiators! Most impressive. Well done! Good show and all that. It's one of the 7 deadly sins and we gots it in a bad way...Evny of Prelier League and...er? whats that? B r a s i l e i r silly-a o. Got it. Yep thats what we have, envy. That's why we be suckers.

    Bahahahaha ! ! !

  • Zurrixia:

    shut up,stupid.Americans will know to play soccer when pigs to fly. And " BRASILEIRÃO" it is as we call our Brazilian League.go watch NFL (gay sport), imbecile.

    YANKEES ARE SUCKERS!

  • Your mom is my maid.

  • DIAY GRINGOS!

  • what does diay mean?

  • The Premier League has the best players...

    but in my opinion the Serie A and the Primera División are the best in the World :)

  • Americans only know to play baseball and to eat beans with catchup. Country of fat people.

    Brazil and England = kings of FOOTBALL (correct expression)

  • Fuck you dude. Ignorant British Fuck

  • He's not a Brit...he's from Brazil, trying to make an English friend.

  • but I thought it was 10-0

    thats what the paper read

  • Pretty funny.

  • HAHAH DAVID BADDIEL!!!!!