WOW, at this rate you WILL be single forever.........LOTS of mistakes.....no matter what her weight was/is.....you act respectful and kind. NOT A JERK.
Most of the "jerk" things you hear are my reflections of it. I make it out to be a worse night than it actually was with my jokes. It's all a matter of perception. She probably did not think it went that bad, but I just exaggerated some things for comical purposes lol. But thanks for the tip. I thought I was perfect, but thanks for opening my eyes and showing me how wrong I was.
ouch lol. You really got me on everything, huh? The only thing you were wrong about was that I did not "snag" the arm rest. Then again, that fact is insignificant compared to all the other mistakes I actually did make. I think I'm just not serious about being in a relationship. I was preoccupied that night because my friends were over and didn't plan accordingly. Thanks for pointing out my faults.
lol - Well Im glad you took it as intended and didn't get offended. Oh, and the only thing you were wrong about, (haha) ;) they are not "your faults". Just giving you a woman's perspective for when you are serious about dating a goddess. :)
*PART 2c* You made her wait. You went Dutch. You took her to a guy flick. You snagged the arm rest. You refused to take her for a beverage and a small bite to eat after the movie.
*PART 3* Fat cow or not -- you may want to refrain from doing any of the above on future dates. What if she were a goddess? Would anything above changed?
Whew,...I made it all the way through. :) She wanted your body something fierce. I wish I had the balls she had to make moves like that. But jeez, you just met. No chemistry. She was way too fast.
lmao the hug was i think the best part... wow lol and when u "ignored" her signals.. hilarious
cute170 2 years ago
omg this is the funniest thing ever!!
hahaha.
you get so easily distracted
lol
♥Daneiva
duhnayvuh 4 years ago
Did I create a good visual picture for ya hahaha
pajamadude15 3 years ago
WOW, at this rate you WILL be single forever.........LOTS of mistakes.....no matter what her weight was/is.....you act respectful and kind. NOT A JERK.
PepsiGirL 4 years ago
Most of the "jerk" things you hear are my reflections of it. I make it out to be a worse night than it actually was with my jokes. It's all a matter of perception. She probably did not think it went that bad, but I just exaggerated some things for comical purposes lol. But thanks for the tip. I thought I was perfect, but thanks for opening my eyes and showing me how wrong I was.
pajamadude15 4 years ago
lol. 'it's probably the same thing as the show.'
AshMangus 4 years ago
*PART 2a* You were late. You "sorta" canceled plans the first time(a nice way to say you stood her up with notice). You took a half ass shower.
AmberDew 4 years ago
ouch lol. You really got me on everything, huh? The only thing you were wrong about was that I did not "snag" the arm rest. Then again, that fact is insignificant compared to all the other mistakes I actually did make. I think I'm just not serious about being in a relationship. I was preoccupied that night because my friends were over and didn't plan accordingly. Thanks for pointing out my faults.
pajamadude15 4 years ago
lol - Well Im glad you took it as intended and didn't get offended. Oh, and the only thing you were wrong about, (haha) ;) they are not "your faults". Just giving you a woman's perspective for when you are serious about dating a goddess. :)
AmberDew 4 years ago
*PART 2b* You ran a ways to your car (fair to say you were a bit sweaty?). You planned to meet her there(rather then picking her up).
AmberDew 4 years ago
*PART 2c* You made her wait. You went Dutch. You took her to a guy flick. You snagged the arm rest. You refused to take her for a beverage and a small bite to eat after the movie.
AmberDew 4 years ago
*PART 3* Fat cow or not -- you may want to refrain from doing any of the above on future dates. What if she were a goddess? Would anything above changed?
AmberDew 4 years ago
Im not trying to come of mean here, but am I getting this right?... ...
AmberDew 4 years ago
agreed
pendulum123456 4 years ago
Ha!! I needed a good laugh. My goodness boy, how do you get yourself into these situations?
So I'm guessing it's safe to say you'll never partake in blind dates anymore ah?
FoxieJen06 4 years ago
You could say that.
pajamadude15 4 years ago
Whew,...I made it all the way through. :) She wanted your body something fierce. I wish I had the balls she had to make moves like that. But jeez, you just met. No chemistry. She was way too fast.
dafttool 4 years ago
funny story ...lol... I love the end where you turn around, point at your rear, and say "you see this, you ain't gettin' it"...LOL classic!
ItalianLoco 4 years ago
If you actually watched that whole thing, I commend you for being a loyal sub and having a long attention span.
pajamadude15 4 years ago
lol... I did, I watched the entire thing. lol
When I first saw that it was 23 minutes long I was like, "No way!" --- but it didn't seem that long. You have an amusing way of telling stories.
ItalianLoco 4 years ago
lol... SuperBad is hysterical!! I saw it twice.
ItalianLoco 4 years ago