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  • Excellent review and so fucking true.

  • Oh my god, your reviews are so fucking funny dude :) keep it up! I love this walkthrough its hilarious

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  • I liked how you said chicken.

  • love your reviews so much :)

    

  • chicken 

  • "Without Sheva around with her crappy AI around, the fundamentally broken part of the game is plain gone."

    You read my mind.

  • I played the game on Pro and beat it. But not with the shava AI, Oh God no. I got my Cousin, who is a fucking noob at video games, to help me play it, and he was better then the AI. The only thing i told him to do was stay back, and let me do all the fighting. Also i gave him the machine gun and all the ammo for that, because i never use that gun anyway. Gave him the armor, and the healing items. He was kind of like my white mage.

  • I think this game was made so people hate niggers and they succeeded.

  • @MrEduardKhil From what I heard about your country, they don't need a game for that.

  • >merry-o

  • BREAKING NEWS! Resident Evil 6 is coming!...

  • They programmed Shiva out of how a real woman would behave in real life situations..

  • @odaymustdie then why dosnt she make you a sandwich

  • now re is gonna have a tradition where you jump out of windows..

  • If you press (B) / (O) when grabbed by an enemy, Sheva WILL help you if she's nearby.

  • You are frican hilarious!

  • But.... Sheva DOES mix herbs. Oh well....

  • @gomes1258 I think he meant A.I -Sheva...

  • @jackfavvv A.I. Sheva DOES mix herbs. If she gets green and red herbs, since it's the best combination, she WILL combine them.

  • The old RE games had the "safe" rooms with a typewriter and a box to manage your items. Finding one of these rooms after killing a bunch of zombies and limping around was so awesome. Also the serene music that played added to the safe atmosphere. RE4 did away with that but was no big deal. Adding in the merchant and being able to upgrade your cache case made up for it. RE5 has no merchant to buy from, no safe rooms to manage your items and save your game. Let you buy and sell after every level.

  • @Richieb75 That made no sense. Want to upgrade your weapons? Just complete a level. Want to sell some gems? Complete a level. Whos buying this crap? Atleast the merchant made sense.The only thing RE5 has is its graphics, the two player mode (which me and my kids love), and the boss battles. Really, complaining about Shevas AI is the least of this games disappointments for me. I miss the merchant and safe rooms..(

  • @Richieb75 +1

  • The C-- part was funny. I program in C++.

  • why you diss console controlls pc controlls would be shit with dark souls

  • @GamingLegendOJR It's because a mouse is more accurate with PC and you can have better button mapping but controllers are compact, comfortable and effective or tolerable depending on opinion.

  • press cirlcle or B when you want help from her

  • limbaugh isn't racist

  • I bought RE5 game and Super Street Fighter 4 at Best Buy with my $50 Gift Card and still have $6.47 left for PC HDMI Wire,PS3 HDMI Wire,Resident 4 HD Remake,Soul Calibur 5,Tekken Tag Tournament 2,Ninja Gaiden 3 and Metal Gear Solid Rising.I think it was a wise choice for me to take Resident Evil 5 and Super Street Fighter 4 over ICO and Shadow of Colosseus HD Remake that was $39.99 because I saved one cent since the two games each cost $19.99 .The total of the two is $39.98 plus tax $ 3.55 !!!

  • It controlled fine for me.

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  • "Why won't you help pick these up?" LMAO.

  • Knowledge Brick 2.0

  • 6:27 I felt the very same way when I had beaten the game =(

  • How is it possible u hav a bulletproof vest and a melee vest in your inventory? Its like keeping jeans in your pocket :|

  • maybe she wont do that if you give her ammo so she doesnt have to run up to people trying to knife people. also the armor is kinda useless in this game

  • Whats the best add-on?

    Should I buy, "Lost In Nightmares" "Desperate Escape" or the Versus Mode.

    I can only afford one :(

  • @MrStealYoGirl69zz well desperate escape is basicly killing enemmies, lost in nighmares is fixed camera a lot more scary and only 1 variety of eniemy called the guardians although they are awesome and verses mode is well verses mode you are times see who gets a better score if your an achivmen hunted not verses if u like online stuff get verses. If u need anything else write back. or sell ur game add what money u have and buy the game of the year edition. PS pls tell me what you decide 2 finaly.

  • @tahidradhwanur I will most likely get versus. and btw is there anyway to switch shoulders in res5? im playing as sheva in coop and im stuck with her body on the right side of the screen its annoying.

  • @MrStealYoGirl69zz well u could do this in the opitons menu if not then playing as chris is the only thing u could do

  • Hmm i like your style ;) but all the reviews i have seen with you, are negative ???

    You didn't mention Resident evil 5 awesome graphics ?? or talk about the story ???

  • @RockyBalboaxxx Hmm who plays games for the graphics except 10 year olds and retards? And the story in RE5 sucks

  • @NorrlandAVP

    So ? if you review a game you should not only talk about negativ stuff. How old are you kid ??? 12. Because a grown-up knows this.

  • @RockyBalboaxxx So you honestly think that good graphics can save a bad game? Old games like FFVII, Zelda OoT and the old RE games are still funnier to play but are RE5 better for the graphics? I want games that are fun to play and I don't care about graphics. If a game is boring to play but look good it still sucks

  • @NorrlandAVP

    Wow you are stupid :D read what i write dude. I never said it is the best game in the world.

    But i do know a lot of people including myself whi has completed the game more than 3 times.

    Re4 is better and Re2 is the best Re gamer Ever, but Re5 is still a cool action game.

  • @NorrlandAVP

    You obviously haven't played the previous games then, or else you would like it.

  • @NBAmaster2 I have played all RE games except the outbreak games and I didn´t like the story at all so I don't get what you mean. The story in RE5 is imo bad

  • @NorrlandAVP

    I liked it because I cared about the characters. The cutscenes were beautiful and the fight sequences were well-choreographed and entertaining. Voice acting was also very solid.  It was a bit predictable during the second part of the game, and there are one or two corny moments, but it kept me thoroughly engaged in what was going on. I think it's better than most other stories in video games.

  • Chicken!

  • you are betther then IGN

  • have you ever played the earlier RE games and if you have will you review them?

  • What was with that ending? You know, when the zombie threw that thing and you paused it. Anyway, great review. ;)

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  • The sad thing is theres a perfectly logical money making reason Sheva's AI is so terrible. Capcom wants you to play it with a friend, thereby selling 2 copies of the game, thus making more money, same reason alternate outfits and vs mode are dlc instead of unlockable features. Did you ever think "Why don't they fix Sheva's AI via a patch or software update?" because they'd rather have the profit from 2 people instead of 1. Modern gaming, its all about upping the price.

  • @perun1nj

    if you think her AI is terrible, try playing Halo Reach on legendary and watch Emile drive off you both off a cliff with his mongoose.

  • This video is funny because it's true! Haha

  • For me, I find Chris' A.I just slays me...I mean he heals me too often.

    Also, I found if I equip him with a machine gun, or pistol...he uses the pistol when it's not appropriate. I just equip him with a rifle to cover me, and give him extra ammo for me

    That's just what I found.

  • its not really sheva that pisses me off about this game , its the fact that this game has broken ass gameplay , no challenge , and no survival horror elements .

    I paid $10 for the gold edition and i feel like i paid $10 too much

  • @Dirik619

    the gameplay isn't broken in any way, try playing on harder modes without infinite ammo for a challenge, and the series has evolved over the past decade, you should know this if you played RE4.

  • @NBAmaster2 i beat it on professional without even dying (ok i dyed a few times by those cockroach-bug thingy's cuz they kill you with 1 hit ) .

    Anyways , this game is easy as fuck , 10 zombies in your way? shoot 1 in the head , run up , punch , repeat :) only some bosses make you use your own ammo which makes them easy as fuck . Oh and also , just run in circles and you will never ever get hit by anything , so yeah , i call this game broken completely ^

  • @Dirik619

    Exploiting every cheap tactic in the game doesn't make the gameplay broken. You can do those kinds of things in other shooters as well (Call of Duty, Halo, Gears of War) by simply running up to every enemy and knifing/melee/chainsawing them for an insta-kill. Does that mean that all those games are broken? No, you should just play the game the way it was meant to be played. Professional is only really easy if you're using infinite ammo, and it's harder than many other games.

  • @NBAmaster2 the fact that your defending resident evil 5 pretty much shows that youre a noob. Resident evil 1-4 they were not cheap , so why is re5 cheap as hell? because its broken , you are not a pro gamer so go back to playingt your gaylo's and cocks of duty's , ok , gg noob

  • @Dirik619

    RE5 has the exact same gameplay as RE4 except improved due to the ability to walk sideways and execute enemies. No, I'm not a pro gamer, I play games for fun, not for trying to exploit every cheap tactic in the game as you do. Broken means unplayable, with tons of glitches that prevent you from completing the game, something you managed to do with RE5. If the game's so easy how is it cheap? Everyone has their opinion, but I find yours to be blasphemous, illegitimate, and untrue.

  • @NBAmaster2 i didnt bother reading your novel that you wrote for me , its too long , you have nothing better to do ?

  • @Dirik619

    If you think a novel is a few sentences, then it would be interesting to know what you consider a paragraph to be. I think I've put the nail in the coffin with his arguement

  • @NBAmaster2 yeah bro , keep acting smart , thats very cool of u

  • @Dirik619

    I try

  • @Dirik619 it stop being a survival horror since re4, dude look at operation racoon city..

    they aren't even trying anymore.

  • 23 people help program Shiva

  • 5:29 if you find an herb you can just eat it xD

    8:09 coz they are fucking zombies xD man u rock!!!

  • Wish this game was on the Wii, after using the Wii-Nunchuck in RE4 idk if it'll be as fun on PS3 and Xbox. IDK what Capcom is thinking sometimes.

  • I don't get it...I found this game easy. Even on professional. If you're trapped by an enemy then press O, She runs to you and helps. Upgrade weapons and kick ass. Or maybe I just don't care. I dont know.

  • 5:27 - 5:46 XD so true lol

  • 0:36 Chicken

  • @klman4 1:11 Chicken #2

  • 3:04 SHEVA WTF ARE U DOING XD this happen to me alot on vet Mode

  • 0:23 - 0:38 lol Chicken

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  • I've looked over all your reviews, and yeah, this is the only turd. You can summon sheeva's help with a button press[even though she is still indeed a pain], and you can straight up eat herbs.

    Wait, were these patch upgrades I'm talking about?

  • Have you played the game with the ps3-move controls yet? It's pretty much the same as the wiimote. The only down side I found was that it only worked with the gold edition :/ Awesome reviews btw

  • i don't get the ending when he's talking about racism??

  • @TheFearedClown black man throwing spears can be racist

  • @bayliss34 really? I wouldn't have thought that but whatever :)

  • @TheFearedClown It's to do with people like aborigines and how black people used spears.

  • Yeah, that's a bad mess up. You have to hit a button for shiva to help you. Think it was circle on ps3.

  • Well you gotta call for help from Sheva to get her to help you!

  • I downloaded the Resident Evil 5 Playstation Move Edition it's awesome!

  • this guy is fricken halarious!

  • CHIIIICKEN

  • I don't get the bit at the end when he's talking about racism. Why did he pause when the zombie threw something!!??

  • i watched this review soooooooooo many times! it never gets old :D

  • If Sonic 2 (a game that came out in 1992) can allow you to turn off the A.I. then RE5 ( a game that came out this console generation) should do the same thing.

  • "and a chainsaw guy....Chicken(shoots)" loll

  • a thing that they should do for the next console RE game (either operation racoon city or RE6) is that they should combine the inventory of RE 4 and 5 by having all your items in your case but you can assign 4 items (any items you want) like a quick select in the D-pad so you can change weapons and items on the fly and being able to upgrade your case like in RE 4 and maybe upgrade you quick select menu. well i think that would be pretty cool to have

  • @dagul6838 zomg Lets kill these white zombies! lets fuck um up- wait a minute black zombies? wow, this game is racist *sighs*

  • Wasn't RE4 on PC realased back in 2007?

  • I beat the game on Professional and got the Plantinium Throphy!

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  • the PS3 now have the move version it said the controls are much better than the one for the wii of RE4 wii edition but i never got to try it though i do have RE5 move version but i don't have a PS move.

  • i wish if theres an option to remove sheva and play this game like how resident evil 4 was.

  • Wow. I've beaten it like 30000000 times and never played alone. Online is fun as well. Great review though. I didn't like the inventory either. But I still live this game. Buy it. You'll have a good time with friends.

  • Who uses armor anyway?

  • PC's was better for some reason

  • Sheva wasn't that bad, plus Chris is even worse.

  • saw this for 15 bucks on steam,.. liked your review butr seems like not a good buy

  • Still on the fence about buying this....

  • yeah i duno wtf this racism shit came from. dumb as hell. its a fucking game not some kind of slave mind control shit. LOL

  • Man, I tell ya. I got this game for 17$. I got home and played the first ten minutes by myself. Shiva got trapped by about 30 zombies. I had to go help her. She ran away. The zombies killed me. I never played it by myself again.

  • Dawg, you should try out Monster Hunter if you haven't

  • i agree that sheva is horrible! and i mean horrible!!! but yes she can combine herbs, if you would at least wait 15 goddamn seconds, give her a green herb then a red herb, go to your inventory once there not combined take TWO steps and go back to it and take a look! the magical herb combining fairy combined the two! its takes 15 seconds

  • Hahahahahha ur fucking funny

    "get ur fine ass back here"

    "u dont play amateur or normal unless u have a vagina"

    LMAO

  • i kept telling my brother this game would be cooler if it was just chris.

  • I love the review, It's totally great, but did anyone else notice that every time Sheva was shown running into the enemy it was because she had no ammo and was trying to knife them? Her AI is still ass though.

  • 19 people are sheva.

  • I can't believe you didn't say rate,comment,subscribe like ever other penis on youtube. This is how reviews should be done, and how youtube should be used!

  • If you think Sheva's AI is bad then you should look at Chris's AI it's fucking horrible -.-

  • Do you believe a wiimote is a better tool for aiming than a mouse?

  • @gilgamesh310 Yes. Although the point is muddled since almost all wii games have bad default bounding boxes making control a mess. People sadly don't put the 5 mins it takes to calibrate the controls properly and as a result dismiss the wiimote for shooters out of laziness.

  • @acornfilms You are aware that there is a Move edition of RE 5 aren't you? Is the Move better than the wiimote? Im contemplating buying it but don't know if I should really bother. There isn't many games on the PS 3 that support it either.

  • @gilgamesh310 the pc is the lesser of all the gaming platforms well maybe its better then the wii

    and im talking controls not games

  • @agentfire102 the pc controls for shooters are vastly superior than on consoles. That's a statement of fact.

  • @gilgamesh310 ok you can have better controls and consoles will take the better games fair...ok

  • @agentfire102 I don't understand that comment.

  • @gilgamesh310 you and the pc community may have better controls consoles have better controls

  • @gilgamesh310 pc has better controls and consoles will have better games even right?

  • a horde a chaisaw CHICKEN

  • i have to agree with how lazy the bitch. when soemthing grabs you its obvious you need help and what does she do - just stand there looking sexy. Unless there was a hot scene with chris and sheva in the game theres really no point of having her in the game at all. re5 is basically re4 but with boobs.

  • If you don't have a vagina LOL

  • CHICKEN!

  • cmon, i ve played this game already and this guy knows whats he is talking about! The game is fun when playing COOP. Fuck sheva

  • this is a funny review and i wont argue that her ai can b a bitch sometimes especially when ur playing professional mode which btw if u havent played almost EVERY hit other than a grab or a gun shot is a ONE HIT DOWN i say down bc u dont die you get downed and need 2 be revived however its not quite just sheva's fault the revive state only last 5 seconds. but if u want sheva 2 help u then hit the circle button when ur introuble then she'll come and ur complaints on sheva were very nit picky

  • this is a funny review and i wont argue that her ai can b a bitch sometimes especially when ur playing professional mode which btw if u havent played almost EVERY hit other than a grab or a gun shot is a ONE HIT DOWN i say down bc u dont die you get downed and need 2 be revived however its not quite just sheva's fault the revive state only last 5 seconds. but if u want sheva 2 help u then hit the circle button when ur introuble then she'll come

  • Great review. Also what are your thoughts about the PS3 version of RE4 (I have heard that they are porting it to PSN and Xbox Live) IN HD!

  • @TheSporrow I would buy that in a heart beat.

  • Great review :D

  • heres how RE5 should have been done, you could still play 2 player, but you also had the option to turn off sheva in single player and get 18 slots for chris!

  • how many games do you know had a helper AI that actually helped the player rather than hinder them. shiva is a pain in the ass to play around and worst yet you have to hear her voice repeating the same commands as she fumbles around the screen. to me the game had a terrible story and rehashed mechanics and an unnecessary AI burden. it's not as well paced as re4 and the puzzles aren't as challenging or intuitively designed. if this game wasn't called re5 people wouldn't have had such high hopes.

  • the resident evil series was meant to be a single player horror shooter experience. they had a perfect formula for that starting with re1-3 and then deviated from that in re4 but they managed to make that enjoyable with a good story line and innovative mechanics, though it was less about horror and more about skills/gameplay. re5 in my opinion was terrible. it had nothing positive to build on from the previous games. i don't know what joker thought it was a good idea to add in a helper AI.

  • What I love about this guy is that he makes it fun to watch with his funny comments and sarcasms, while IGN only.. well, lame ???? O_o

  • ps move improved or the wii even though its copying the same as the wii

  • what was the racist thing that he was pointing out at the end

  • @GradGamer Literal Spearchuckers.

  • I must say, the playstation move works well with this.

  • lol at 0:34 it looks like all the villagers were trying to get through the door at the same time so the guy at the frount falls over

  • OHH PRETTY BIRD! XD XD XD

  • The PC version of this games controls suck! You dont even use the mouse and all the buttons says are

    "Press 3 to dodge the fucking bolder thats about to make you into a black spot on the pavement even though the real button you press is Enter and the only mouse patch is near impossible to locate without getting a virus!

  • @FK78INSERTFOOD That's Resident Evil 4, which was ported poorly by Ubisoft. Also, you just need to get used to the fuckin' bad controls and you will play it decently, but it's still lame.

  • Nice deafblind joke

    Sarcasm

  • hey play resident evil 5 with PlayStation move controls are just like wii =)

  • There not Zombies!!!

  • There not Zombines!!!

    

  • Your meant to press O or B to call for help. Dont blame the game blame the player

  • @ne14a6t9r2 No, blame the game. It's exactly how he says it is. I mashed B all through this game and Sheva did NOTHING. RE4 FTW.

  • this guy is a massive wii fanboy :P

  • haha, i was going to buy this until i saw this review

  • sheva kinda can help u on ametur or normal not that i play it on them modes i play all all difficultiy plus ive got every thing so im bourd also maybe if u have it or want to review it the other resies?

  • Shiva did help me some but really I didn't want or need it. Shes more like a pack mule with good aim . You can't really appreciate her until you give her a gun with infinite ammo.

  • Why do you dislike a lot of popular games? i understand ac 2 and dead rising but re5? come on, play with a friend online, BAM, 95% of your problems are solved. i dont mean to be a dick, cause i like a lot of your videos, but i just completley disagree with your opinion on this game.

  • Your blatant liberal disease is on full display and I had to laugh when you said Al Sharpton only has problems with actual racism. I had to laugh a second time when you showed Rush's face because that was some kind of stupid that made your point look ridiculous. On the other hand you are funny and have very entertaining reviews, so I try to ignore the moments when your lie based liberal los plagas comes billowing out of your mouth.

  • Funny review, but you're analysis is inaccurate at points. Sheva will help you if trapped by an enemy (press circle button). She also often combines herbs, although you do not have direct control over that. Also, you can decide whether you want her to hide behind you or deliberately go forward and attack the enemies--circle forward and circle back for attack and support respectively. I agree with you that the A.I. could've been better, but the online multiplayer kicks ass anyway. I love the game

  • in re4 how do unlock hunk

  • LoL. Yeah its impossible to beat the game with A.I. on professional mode because your partner can die very quickly with one hit and the A. I. is retarded. Therefore, you must play online co-op which is actually very fun. Lol Acorn is hella funny.

  • chicken! lmao 

  • you can play it with move now

  • this game is one of the most fun games ever..........when you're playing co-op, when your playing single player......well you might as well not

  • Excellent review!!

  • 17 people need to get hit with a brick of knowledge

  • best reviewer ever, fuck ign and gamespot, this guy is reliable....and funny

  • 5's inventory is better then 4's cause its real-time (which makes it very tense) & there only small slots like the classic RE games.

  • i love fate