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  • How can you assassinate a necron lord?

    RISE!

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  • 1:09

    Dat ass...

  • At the end of the day, the Eversor assassins are still your worst nightmare.

    Sure, a Vindicare assassin can stalk remain still for months while waiting for his prey.

    Yes, a Culexus assassin is the bane of any psyker.

    And one can't deny that the Callidus assassins could kill you inside a god damn battlebarge.

    But come on, an Eversor assassin drops straight into your base and kills everyone in the blink of an eye, and then he kills you. Fuck your shit.

  • The art never seems to convey how scary Assassins are. I imagine them almost Burton-esque with a pinch of Se7en

  • what's starcraft? some kind of toilet?

  • EPIC!

  • Well im a Guardsman

    AND THESE GUYS SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @IGfunGR Hey now don't sell yourself short. Guardsmen do more for the Imperium than most give them credit for.

  • @SonofDorn13 Well i think i exressed myself wrong. I ment: Even im a Guardsmen(One of the best soldiers of the Imperium) those guys scared the shit out of me!!

  • I'm sad, I've so lost touch with the 40K universe that I can't even name all the assassin's based on appearance without help anymore...

  • great movie!

  • A moment of doubt spawns a lifetime of heresy!

  • whats with the tau symbol at the start of the video you HERETIC

  • Vindicare Assassins are true Bad asses 

  • tips for making an assassin - get tight fitting body suit and add skulls

  • 1:08 shouldn't belong in this vid. Probably some silly fanart from Deviantart.

  • It's cute to see all these DOW fanboys hate on a different game for no apparent reason. Sure does make you sound like the mature half. ^_^

  • @Ladiesman2177934 it's so cute to see all these Starcraft boy raged because Warhammer 40k is more old than nice copy past ^^

  • @Ghostrider91111 Not raging at all, I like both games, I prefer Starcraft because it's more competitive and I like to build structures, too. Also, I don't think anyone cares about which game is older. Here's the average conversation that you guys have - DOW: starcraft sucks, dow is older, warhammer came first. SC: ok. DOW: u guys copy dow, omg shit game. SC: ok. DOW: omg all sc2 players are immature kids. SC: ok.

  • @Ladiesman2177934 but I like these two game so ^_^

  • hey guys we are all nerds here ok... so no more dow is btter then star craft shit... we need to stick together for the sworm i mean.... for the emporer... no but rly both are great games and u shouldnt have to fight about which is better...

  • I used to be a Starcraft fan, like you, but then I took a DoW in the torrent list...

  • @kriszium Torrent?..

    .."fan", eh?

  • @Makkovar player, fan, fag, you name it. I still like SC though but I admit DoW is a lot better.

  • @Makkovar yeah we just dont wana pay like what 60-80 dollors on a game that MAY not work on our computers for whatever reason ill admit we are pirates but you know what rocks the most? at the end of the day we got the game for free and you got it for 60bucks or whatever you payed. PIRATE FOR LIFE

  • @jason4852 If everything gets pirated, PC games wouldn't exist.

    Praise steam and origin.

  • @zebliks true and not true, their are penny arcade games and indie games, yeah the big ones require money no doubt about that im not complaning about the option to pay i just dont wana pay $80 for one video game.

  • @jason4852 Then don't play it.

  • @nakenmil nah i think ill just pirate it :) lol

  • @jason4852 Looking at your profile image... and message... yeah, trusting Anonymous with our rights and freedoms must be such a good idea... :P

    (says a music-pirating Anon supporter, but you get what I mean... ;))

  • @Makkovar you dont need to trust us at all we just like protecting our rights all of our rights. and thanks for your support :D

  • @zebliks Steam? yes. Origin? hell no. clumsy sluggish piece of crap. Maybe one day when they've cut out all the useless crap and redundancy.

  • @Makkovar rofl

  • @kriszium One does not simply download Multiplayer game

  • Need to remember 1:19-1:20 I love the look of that guy

  • starcraft is garbage

  • 1:10 the man looks like ghost rider.

  • Warhammer is way more realistic then Sc, better story (or should i say a whole Libary of stories) and I am not quite sure why Sc whent with the sad tendancy to make every human look and sound like Americans. Also I am not even going to talk about Zerg (feels sick saying that word) Overall Warhammer may be grim and dark, but it's not soft and soppy trying to appeal to all ages and parents to just make money.

  • Dude, 2 things. One, there wouldnt be a sc with wh40k. 2 sc is like the you story of space lore

  • explaining a starcraft fag that Warhammer is much more cooler is like explaining the quantum physics to a potatoe. here comes the SC fag's hate replies.

  • @lambdacstrikesback mw3 is better

  • @MeCanFlyVeryHigh That's the ultimate insult

  • @lambdacstrikesback explaining quantum physics to potato GLaDOS would be pretty easy i imagine

  • @lambdacstrikesback They are completely different genres... Comparing one is like comparing tomatoes to bananas. Both are fruit but taste much different.

  • @TheSighGuy tomatoes are vegetables...

  • @Incineration69 From a scientific standpoint they are fruit because they have seeds but in cooking they are treated as vegetables. I admit that since i was using a culinary example I probably should have used something like a apple.

  • @Incineration69 Instead of scientific I should have said botanical. Whoops...

  • @TheSighGuy You mean, starcraft is a complete copy of warhammer 40k?

  • @lambdacstrikesback Mhh , I like both Games. Yeah its true Starcraft is an Clone of Warhammer since they lost the rigt to produce an Warhammer game. But you are BM to all Sc2 Fans and mean we are Faggots. But , with your Comment you arent better.

  • @PropaLp I completely agree dude i love starcraft and warhammer. Starcraft gives me that great competitive online while warhammer gives me an epic and in depth story line.

  • @lambdacstrikesback starcraft has the gameplay and dow the story...

  • qualifications to becoming a female imperial assassin: must have DAT ASS

  • didnt think that the assassins looked so bad ass, ive only played warhammer 40k and warhammer 2, and the only thing ive been staring at is cyrus's bald head lol

  • some of the assasins just have some sort of thin cloth, wich can deflect a chainsword:P

    GOOD MOVIE THOUGH

  • Asassins: The only cool thing the Empire has ever invented :D

  • blizzard had to get permission from games workshop for using ideas that were too similar to warhammer

  • НАРИСОВАНО КРАСИВО

  • Woah,i am glad that such chuck norrissean kick asses are from the imperuim,i mean really they can rape you before you even think of doing it ot them (1:08)

  • People I hate to dissapiont you but in future there will be no shooting at all i mean chemichal cartriges. Railgun? heard of? USA navy has a prototype cannon of this baby NOW! lase canons? its just a waste energy trying to focus in atmosphere in space is other thing. About shapeshifters - they posibly could not exist because of mass and energy conservation law, as frustrating as it is the energy needed to transform something is huge! in the proces the shapeshifter woud jus burn down 8(

  • what the 1:08 will do? fuck you to death?

  • @xeniosaias lol 1:08 is a Cadillus polymorphine shapeshifter. That is the "base" female template bodysuit. Some of them actually forget what their original gender was.

  • @omganotherun oh... there might be a nasty surprise within the 'female' bodysuit :)

  • @omganotherun Aren't Callidus assassins all originally females? I remember reading somewhere that Polymorphine works better with females.

  • @diablolrm90 I've seen that somewhere too that Polymorphine works better on women; but that doesn't neccessarily mean there are no male Callidus. Could be wrong.

  • @omganotherun True. However they are more commonly represented by female models though.

  • @diablolrm90 Of course, of course. Sexy ladies in tights who can look like anything they want - Callidus. Dudes in tights with giant, overcompensating sniper rifles - Vindicare. For the Emprah!

  • 1:23 is rawesome. 

  • assassins in wh40k ... i dont understand it... but the clip is cool^^

  • @Thekhornemaster

    What's not to understand? If a planet decides to declare independence from the Imperium, it's a lot cheaper and a lot faster to simply put down this uprising by killing the ones that are in charge and/or responsible and then taking the planet back over with minimal effort. Same applies to Ork Waaaghs, kill the warboss and chances are the Waaagh will fall apart and the orks start fighting amongst themselves again. 1 bullet is all it takes to stop a war before it begins.

  • @Thekhornemaster thers all wahys a of killing enimey comanders / v.i.p etc etc :p

  • assassins in wh40k ... i dont understand it...

  • the manga assassins are stupid but the rest is just awesome!!!

  • nice vid are there any pictures of the vanus temple assassins?

  • 1:06 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBZ!!!!!!!

  • WHYY WHY DOES JAMES SWALLOW RAPED THE ASSASSINS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY OH THE EMPEROR DELIVER US AND STOP JAMES FROM RUINING WARHAMMER UNIVERSE I BEG YOU!!!

  • If you had any of those assassins tracking you down across the galaxy....your FUCKING FUCKED!!

  • Every single female assassin is fucking sexy as hell!!

  • @robotcow28 Why do you think they are so successful in killing their targets? They can stun you without even looking at you.

  • @robotcow28 Aren't they walking dead though?

  • what assassin type is the one at 0:57??

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  • @dongabong culexus assassin

  • "One chance is all I need."

    *misses*

    "Second that."

  • Exitus Acta Probat

  • Guardsman says: "What if you miss"

    Vindicare Assassin says: "I wont"

    *shoots once and kills 4 orks in the head and 1 in the chest* "Damn i missed*

  • Eversor all the way man, wake em up, set em loose, pick em up a month later when the whole planet is dead and throw em back on ice so they dont blow up on yeh :P

  • 1:08 Dat ass!

  • They will Quake at my shadow.

  • Male callidus 2:23 just look so wrong. Something beautifully deadly about imagining it as a all female order.

  • Eversor, Callidus, and Culexus Clades, are my favourite clades. :D

  • people people people it was dudes that worked on games workshop that later started blizzard

  • i'm not saying that warhammer invented things, it's just that the nanosuit was designed off of the Vindicare assassin :L

  • Still saddend that the mighty NightHaunter got assisinated by an Assassin.....Oh well he let himself get killed because he knew what he had become....Twisted....Dark....E­vil....The things he swore to kill he became....And well SoulHunter maimed the fuck out of M'shen so i guess its cool...

  • What make me hate assassins more is that,

    If your the type of Guy that LOVES Woman Body,

    then you saw a Female Assassin and you start looking at her Boob,

    The next thing you know is that you head is already in her hand....

  • the callidus assasin is a spy!

  • did you know that the Crysis Nanosuit was designed off the vidicare assassin?

  • @Trygontom

    stop claming warhammer invented things

  • the Vindicare r my favorite assasins

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  • is this a real chapter

  • @Snoopy200012 Pardon? The Department of Assassins is not a chapter, its not even space marines :D

    They are 6 temples

    Vindicare: The Ultimate Snipers

    Vanus: Information. They are more about bringing people down through scandals

    Venenum: Use Poisons :3

    Calidus: Girls that can become ANYTHING ;3

    Culexus: Anti-Psyker

    Eversor: Pure ragefilled killing machines.

  • @Musikkingofthecookie And Deathwatch?

  • @Warhammer40k47 They are the Order Militant of the Ordo Xenos, they are not part of the Officio Assassinorum.

  • @Musikkingofthecookie I thought Calidus were genderless?

  • @tr4d3m4rk44 nah, they turn genderless, but the Polymorphine only works well on females so the first few times they take it they have to be female.

  • @Musikkingofthecookie Oh okay. All of my knowledge of the Assassin Clades is based on Nemesis, so either they never mentioned it, or I couldn't remember. It's strange though, for some reason I picture Koyne in Nemesis as more of a masculine figure.

  • @tr4d3m4rk44 So do i, but i guess it comes from the fact that Hesheis is described as a ''doll'' when not in any shape and i think of an action figure :3

  • 3:04 I want that picture.

  • Let me put it to you this way.

    Assassins Specialize in what.. Killing

    Space marines Specialize in Warfare.

    Also let us note that a assassin knows more ways to kill a space marine after all they are specialized were as a Space marine is more blunt and less elegant.

  • @TheHeartlessLust That really depends on what we are talking about for instance I'd like to see an assassin try to take down a daemon prince compared to a grey knight. Or see him take on a tyranid carnifex compared to a dreadknought.

  • @Makkovar Make a Space wolf Tribute PLEASE!!!

  • geez the people fighting over who would win, that doesnt matter, they work for the same side, what you should be worrying about is chaos and the xenos, i believe that assassins and space marines work well together, guard and space marine push the front line and of the cities and planets that arise from behind them the assassins take out the heretics and unbelievers

  • a space marine would take his time he's not a hiding coward he fights with courage and honor. And who's labeled the emperers finest.

  • @faylon1 And it is the Assassins that brings the Wrath of the God-Emperor to those that turn their backs to him. They will deliver his divine fury wherever they may be.

  • i myself say a space marine because if the assasin misses that shot or slash the space marine would crush his/her skull or blow him/her to pecies

  • @irfriske if you make it into the vindicus temple, you don't miss......

  • @epicdude61388 Vindicare....sorry

  • @epicdude61388 their my favorit temple

  • @epicdude61388 not unless your on TableTop hehe, then you miss loads of times(my Assassin keeps missing when I order him to hit Commander's like Captains, but always hits Guardsmen for some reason...)

  • @irfriske Assassin are, statwise, just as strong and tough as space marines. They only lack the armour, but most have armour ignoring or will get to shoot many times before the space marines reach them, or hide in the space marines squad and pop out killing a couple of them.

  • Imperial Assassin vs Space Marine who would win

  • @irfriske You mean 1 SM against 1 Assassin? The assassin would win. Maybe not against the higher ranking, and terminator armoured SM, but he/she would still have a chance.

  • @Azirtiro No they wouldnt. Tell that to M'Shen. She was single handedly killed by one space marine(Talos). And at the time he was just a apothacray.

  • @BaldurandVali So you got that from one of the novels? Talos wouldn't by any chance by the protagonist? My comment is based on the tabletop game, where an assassin is more then a hundred points worth and the SM is about 16pts. All the different assassins could kill him without trouble... SM are awesome, just not THAT awesome

  • @Azirtiro yes he is the protagonist. And tabletop is a bad representation of fluff because it hasnt to be made to be balanced.

  • @BaldurandVali Still fluff like novels only pits a space marine against an assassin because the assassin in theory is the better fighter/killer. That makes the story and combat more interesting. Wouldn't be a lot of fun if it was a space marine chapter master hunting down a normal guardsman, that would just be silly. Then the author would have to give the guardsman something making him a worthy foe, such as daemonic powers, the space marine not knowing who he is hunting or something like that

  • @Azirtiro In theory. But also it depends on the individual. Some assassins are less skilled than or more skilled than others, regardless of experiance. Same goes for Astartes. Talos used his abilities to the fullest as did M'Shen, but Talos came out on top.

  • @BaldurandVali To some extent, but space marines are 1 out of a 1000 from the toughest planets at their chapters disposal. The assassins are far beyond that but from time to time yes, a space marine would have the upper hand and kill the assassin but in most fights, close or ranged, the assassin would win and therefore the assassin will win the "1 space marine vs. 1 assassin" because they win most of the time (when they aren't the antagonist in a epic novel) Is this M'shen an imperial assassin?

  • @Azirtiro yeah a Callidus assassin

  • @BaldurandVali Why is she killing space marines then? If she had turned to chaos then i draw all my arguments back, cause then she's just a chaos scumbag :P

  • @Azirtiro :\ I thought you would know.Talos is a Night Lord and M'Shen is the assassin that killed Konrad Curze. Talos hunted her down for that.He took of her hand,melted her eyes(by spitting in them), made her go deaf, toyed with her a bit then killed her and cut her body up into a mound of meat.And if you say that "Well he's a chaos marine they have mutations" the Night Lords for the most part dont worship chaos and only fight for themselves and their sadistic needs. So, no mutaionns for them.

  • @BaldurandVali Thought we we talking about a loyalist space marine but doesn't make any difference, they're pretty equal at fighting.

  • @templar1243

    that is just a rumour. no official record has been found.

    Conceptwise, both share tropes which can be traced by to Starship Troopers ( the novel ).

    SC has direct references to Aliens ( some of the unit responses, and building designs. )

    WH40k has direct refs to Dune ( lasguns, Navigators etc )

    not direct link between SC & WH40k.

  • Holy shit awesome

  • The mask/helmet in 3:24 is what you get when you fuck so much shit up, that they assume would probably make the Emporer himself go "oh shit"......

  • loved the music! but i kinda like dwan of war 1 more than 2 =P

  • 1:08 thats a hot ASSASSin

  • What if: Bella Swan joins Culexus Temple Assassin?

  • Didn't starcraft rip off of Warhammer? I heard there was a lawsuit and no one likes to talk about it. but Starcraft was allowed to continue so long as they recognized Warhammer. Some one tell me if its true or bullshit.

  • @eyeaboveall Its true. Blizzard was going to make a game for Games Workshop but Blizzard wanted to make changes to the game promote their other games Games Workshop said no and Blizzard went off to create Starcraft using material from the Warhammer 40k universe and the game.

  • @jesse6788 two questions why doesn't anyone at gamesworkshop discuss the event and why the heck is blizzard still in business?! they messed with fricking warhammer 40k dude! no one gets away with fucking with the god of science fictional warfare!

  • @jesse6788 Yep. Cheeky buggers. And Warcraft is suspiciously similar to Warhammer fantasy, too...

  • Wow, these assasin looks so CRAZY, but actually pretty cool! :P

  • [An imperial agent is standing over the body of a dead politician] [A host of guards barge in]

    "Assassin? What Assassin? There's no Assassin Here, Nope, None at all."

    [And with that, the assassin backflips out the window]

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  • that mix up varios chapters assasins

  • They are Assassin....

    ............That kills an entire army

  • So, are they like CIA hitmen?

  • So, are they like CIA hitmen?

  • So, are they like CIA hitmen?

  • Exitus Acta Probat

  • 1:36 Tron Assassin?

  • Has anyone noticed how much the vindicare looks like a crysis nanosuit

  • @TheTheKingOfTheSword Not suprising really, considering that's basically what "Synskin" is. I think that's the right name. The original assassins ALL had it, and I think they still do. Basically it's nanotech armour which gives them super strength and reflexes. By original assassins I mean back when there were no specific types, so they could have whatever weapons they wanted. What annoys me is that there are two assassin types we never get to use in battles...

  • @DGneoseeker1 Correction: Three types we never get to use.

    1. Venenum (Poison assassin)

    2. Vanus. (Uses information to kill the target, for example by making them look like a traitor to their own allies.)

    3. Tech priest assassin. (Has rather awesome weapons such as bullets that warp through void shields. One of these showed up in one of the Horus Heresy books)

  • @DGneoseeker1 Another correction. I hadn't noticed the Vindicare had so much armour plating in some of the images. How strange... you'd think that would mess up their speed and dodging abilities.

  • @DGneoseeker1 why the @#!$ don't we use those?! those were cool dudes in the heresy novels!

  • @eyeaboveall Exactly what I was wondering, especially since the original Assassin did NOT have a specific temple. It was just a super soldier, with unbelievably, ridiculously high stats. The original assassin would make a Primach piss himself on sight. They had a 4+ dodge save from literally anything (maybe not Vortex grenades), and could have ANY WARGEAR THEY WANTED (From the Imperial Agents wargear list). This would include needlers.

  • @DGneoseeker1 Holy shit! I found out the other day that there're no more metal models being produced and my cousin gave me his stuff that he had back in 1991, I actually have a Vindicare or pre-vindicare assassin metal model! with a lot of other metal models that'll never see the gaming table again until I revive them for combat Hell I have the first new dark archon from this christmas in metal!

  • @eyeaboveall  No more of ANY metal models? Seriously? That's suprising. I've got some old metal assault marines and the original necron model that came free with White Dwarf magazine. (Back before the Gauss Flayers looked fat and shite. Mine is EVIL LOOKING and spiky).

  • @DGneoseeker1 I asked the guy at gamesworkshop and the guy told me and my dad that they had switched to resin and not the easily breakable kind, the reason was "the price of tin went up". that annoyed me because the metal models were perfect for Line of Sight arguements when playing with non weighted models, (IE a groove in the scuplted terrain) so dad came with this neat idea, for every plastic model go out to lowe's buy a shitload of metal washer-rings and epoxy them to the undersides. Works!

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  • @TheTheKingOfTheSword odd. I've just noticed that now that you speak of it. Hmmm maybe a vindicare got accidently sent back in time and had his personality altered. XD

  • 1:08 is supa hot

  • @bobmouseable innit?

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  • Ahhh!!! More offerings to Khorne... Blood for the Blood God!!!