Ahh.. I was just sittin' there havin some dots an' and the po-lice come up, knocked on ma' door, told me I have to evacuate just cos' they reckon it's a bomb threat around the place, and I just tripped ae an' I was like Oooh shit! must be just happening overseas or something, but yeah I just packed up ma' stuff and left, but looks pretty serious there's heaps o' cops here an' that, reckon they're bringing the bomb squad in, bu' yeah I know, pretty trippy stuff ae?
"Told me I had to evacuate, just cause they reckon there's a bomb threat around the place.......... Must be just happening over seas or something" ......... L.E.G.E.N.D
hahahaha its like he was just talking to a mate aye " oh i was just sitting at home having some dots and the po-leece turned up" " I just tripped out I was like wooooah shit" haha this guy should run for PM
Call them 'spots' down south. It's the most efficient way of smoking the herb. No equipment to clean afterwards, no pipe gunged up with resin nor any need for gauzes, filters or papers.
True that, Squallzy13, forgot about the use of a 'spottle'. If you cross your thumbs you can make a sort of funnel out of your hands. . .or you can buy a bong :)
@MicrowavableJo Dots is another word for smoking spots of weed on a stove. You make little balls out of it and heat two knives on the element until they're red hot. Then you press one of the weed balls between the knives, which vaporises it instantly. The smoke is then sucked up a cut-in-half plastic coke bottle. No waste, but hard on the lungs and gets you incredibly stoned incredibly fast. Call in the bomb squad!
@TheRohan31 Dots are just another word for spots. Tobacco and weed rolled up is just a backy joint/spliff. The government calls marijuana a drug, but to anyone who opens their eyes, it's just a plant. They should ban something dumb like carrots instead. Marijuanas a plant, not a drug. If it's a drug than the air we breathe should be considered a drug also.
I'm not even anti weed but what you're saying is bollocks.
A drug is any chemical (including natural ones in plants) that effect the normal functioning of an organism. Air doesn't affect the natural functioning of people, therefore not a drug.
Coffee is a drug, weed is a drug, Alcohol is a drug.
for the description, spots are when u put it threw 2 knives. dots are wen u take the tobacco out of a cigi nd replace it wit sum weed itz also called a happy cigi
@Hedghog6666 Its TV man, gotta think on your toes, call them "dots" and no one will know that your really talking about "spots", grammatically you replace the sp with a d and it becomes a simple distinction for attentive viewers.
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lmfao!
Chuckiewannakookie 2 days ago
Pretty trippy stuff aye?
singularityism 2 weeks ago
Yep, its definitely overseas or something
OGRaycner 2 weeks ago
maori bomb scare= getting the holden started
preludefan 2 weeks ago
@preludefan LOLLLL
ArchThomp 1 week ago
hahahaha crack up lol
tauvaaale 3 weeks ago
Ahh.. I was just sittin' there havin some dots an' and the po-lice come up, knocked on ma' door, told me I have to evacuate just cos' they reckon it's a bomb threat around the place, and I just tripped ae an' I was like Oooh shit! must be just happening overseas or something, but yeah I just packed up ma' stuff and left, but looks pretty serious there's heaps o' cops here an' that, reckon they're bringing the bomb squad in, bu' yeah I know, pretty trippy stuff ae?
cHeStEr5434 4 weeks ago
@cHeStEr5434 gay. you just ruined this video.
iAMeverythingISme 4 weeks ago
classic kiwi there!!!
southernwarrior1982 1 month ago
LMAO classic! How could you not like this guy? XD
akira543 1 month ago
hahahahahaha this guy is gangsta haha
MYKEELOCC 1 month ago
They bringing the squad cos you ARE the bomb, homey...
UltraBooty 1 month ago
pretty trippy stuff ayy
TalktomuchCOD 1 month ago
Welcome to New Zealand
RedBarSuperstar 1 month ago 2
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the chillest SOB ever.
hajenchri 1 month ago 4
i was just sitting at home, having some thoughts..
Sai52 1 month ago
@Sai52 i was just sitting at home, having some 'DOTS'.
iNeedTheHerb 1 month ago
haha cant watch this without imagining the dubstep about to come in...
defender11221 1 month ago
hold #3
adenb50 1 month ago
Having a smoke...Nek minnit
bigbellender 1 month ago
"Told me I had to evacuate, just cause they reckon there's a bomb threat around the place.......... Must be just happening over seas or something" ......... L.E.G.E.N.D
junglefev3r 2 months ago
straight uppp..THC!!!!
Unnienaki 2 months ago
AHHHH SHIT...Must be just happening overseas or something.
AngryBroomHandler 2 months ago 4
better of been bone handled knives lol
TheSpawnmega 2 months ago
We call them knife hits out west. Doing dots is the same as doing LSD out here :D The more you know.
btdub 2 months ago
The next prime minister of new zealand. Only one word can describe this man...."Hero".
SassinBeats 2 months ago 12
@SassinBeats u mean, Heroin?
way2nortee 1 month ago
Nothing like some spots on the ole gas heater. Need a new cutlery set now tho.
kuruki213 2 months ago 4
@kuruki213 :)
ak47popper 2 months ago
hi
liambodyboards4life 2 months ago
dots?
aelix9090 2 months ago
@aelix9090 weed rolled into dot sized portions then consumed by rubbing in between two hot knives and inhaling through a hooter
ilyaseleznyov 2 months ago
enjoying my tax?
shankrl1 2 months ago
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marcusgalbrom 2 months ago
@shankrl1 Just enjoying your mother actually.
marcusgalbrom 2 months ago
Lol just having some dots... harti as!
FrmdaStix 2 months ago
Must be just happening overseas or something LOL
KenanVideos 2 months ago
"Must be just happening overseas or something" wat?
MrDefr0st 2 months ago
Api the mans on u tube aye
madhamo 2 months ago
better than that neck minute fag lol
DickieM92 3 months ago
Huntly Motorway got a mean chip shop
llevijr 3 months ago
nz pride. yeayah
abramondo 3 months ago
Must be just happening overseas or something...
Xevonarin 3 months ago
Pretty trippy stuf aye
cleanunderyournails 3 months ago 4
yes classic brah
pradasunnies123 3 months ago
pretty trippy stuff ae ? haha cmu
beachtownboy 3 months ago
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afghan4life 3 months ago
bet he packed the knives too hahaha
OutBreakCrewNZ 3 months ago
If only I could vote for this guy on Saturday...
snowyalbino130 3 months ago 2
Nice nice maori. Top man.haha
Thurrteen13 3 months ago
Theee.........Fukn.....Man... Love this guy
ApocalypseBringer1 3 months ago
LEGEND!
Deekoi1 3 months ago
i love kiwi stoners, just so casual with the fact they are and they get high.
tommyxboy101 3 months ago 3
hahahaha its like he was just talking to a mate aye " oh i was just sitting at home having some dots and the po-leece turned up" " I just tripped out I was like wooooah shit" haha this guy should run for PM
SpastiCSackZ 3 months ago 9
Nek minute. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
Alcadeias2 3 months ago 3
Kiwi pride.
Mellivawow 3 months ago
haha chea bro weaz my dotz cuuuz? lmao 2muj cant beat kiwi humour lol
kronikkbayb 3 months ago
ahahhaah was this actually broadcasted?
ratcats 3 months ago
is that ryan newson from my cricket team...u famous bro nz styles.
easthamo 3 months ago
...dots, weed dots
yeldarbbradley1 3 months ago
having some what? bucks? as in buckies? lol
Serkix 3 months ago
@Serkix spots. like spots lol
Tr1ggerHappyTeddy 3 months ago
Must just be happnin over seas or some shit? WTF????
MrOrcathom 3 months ago 5
@MrOrcathom I think he was trying to say that usually you only hear about bombs, bomb threats etc. in international news.
Nutsaur 3 months ago
hahaha mad cunt
pyromanizak 3 months ago
SPACEHEAD!
theelementsofficial 3 months ago
SPOON!
malizlewa 3 months ago
da poh lice
Leetard179 3 months ago
hahahah having some dots
IronikProducti0ns 3 months ago
this is myy kuzzin apirana poki..churr ma khuss' his brothaa is harley =)
Rikiti101 3 months ago
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yeldarbbradley1 3 months ago 12
I saw this guy at the fireworks show
melodicdeathbogan 4 months ago
Bro.
Darknectar18 4 months ago
chill fobs like them are cool the ones that fuckin act like JAKE THE MUS are fags u cant be jake bitches
rawfflecakes 4 months ago
fuck ur funny alright moulds
churmoulds 4 months ago
Have the munchies, see some food nek minit it's gone
FaShizzleMaNizzle1 4 months ago
Got the munchees? keen for some ghost chips cuz?
InfamousDance 4 months ago 49
@InfamousDance You know I cant grawb ur ghost Chups
111urnotme 3 months ago
pretty trippy stuff eeey
SeptembrStorm 4 months ago
hahaha gimp
MyWisdomTeethHurt 4 months ago
Must be happening ovaseas or sumfin.....
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID THEY EVACUATE YOU OUT OF YOUR HOUSE :D
ripleycow 4 months ago 5
this should be a ad
JahHitman117 4 months ago 3
and you know, i just tripped out i was like, wooaahh!
doppekiid 4 months ago
haha honest maori crack up
candyrobbo 4 months ago
having some thoughts
driveofRS 4 months ago
i love the how the definition for dots is all scientific and stuff pretty much they could say hes getting stoned off weed balls
kfactorcrew 4 months ago
If it was oversea's why that fuck would they tell you....
khalandi101 4 months ago
@khalandi101
He meant he thought the terrorist shit was only happening overseas. Why the fuck couldn't you understand that.
MrBobbydigital86 4 months ago
@MrBobbydigital86 Chill man
PlanetaryMATE 4 months ago
i reckon there's a bomb mate
a bomb is
cunnelatio 4 months ago
Judgement day is coming my bro' all have sinned and fall short. Repent turn from sin and trust in Jesus Christ!!!
mamainmancj 4 months ago
@mamainmancj fuck off dumb cunt
79waldo666 4 months ago 7
@mamainmancj Jesus Christ = biggest troll that ever lived
travismac27 4 months ago
@mamainmancj what a fuckwit
chrizzlee16 3 months ago
New Zealand.........WHAKA YEAH
EuanKiwi 4 months ago
Pretty Trippy Stuff Eh Bro..
Kyser477 4 months ago
Call them 'spots' down south. It's the most efficient way of smoking the herb. No equipment to clean afterwards, no pipe gunged up with resin nor any need for gauzes, filters or papers.
SiliconBong 4 months ago
@SiliconBong ahh correction, the bottle get pretty gunged up with resin, unless your smoking just straight off the knives to bottle :S
Squallzy13 4 months ago
True that, Squallzy13, forgot about the use of a 'spottle'. If you cross your thumbs you can make a sort of funnel out of your hands. . .or you can buy a bong :)
SiliconBong 4 months ago
LOL NEK MINNET THE COP DRAG YOUR ARSE TO THE SLAMMER...
Rotavegas1 4 months ago
haha shaame ow!
tanztux 4 months ago
did he say "having some ducks"?
Xcessclan 4 months ago
@Xcessclan havin some dots
BrunetteSaxophone2 4 months ago
@Xcessclan Dots, not ducks man. Like a small amount of weed. :D
additivesynthesist 4 months ago
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@Xcessclan Dots, not ducks man. Like a small amount of weed. :D
additivesynthesist 4 months ago
trippy stuff
14lifeguard 4 months ago
BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
freezecheeze 4 months ago
this is used in FRNKNSTYN's Love stoned! watch?v=r4pqt8miSLA&feature=related
feliesa91 4 months ago
Thumbs Uhp f U got 2 dis of Nek Minite?
MGPskotrz 4 months ago
he hid his turban away jus be4 the police came to his door
B1tCHsLapU 4 months ago
he probly left the knives on
rensthereapa 4 months ago
Wonder if he ended up getting arrested for admitting to smoking weed on camera...?
Squallzy13 4 months ago
The poh-lice
E1ectricGuitar 4 months ago
reakon they bringing in the bombbb squad in but yeah i don't know aye...........pretty trippy stuff aye....typical Maori hahaha
jamesjcandi 4 months ago
sitting at home having some dots.. nek minit
dbangashby 4 months ago
'reakon there bringing the bombsquad in' hahahahahaha
SuperJustalittlebit 4 months ago
what a funny cunt
ymcmdib 4 months ago
Yeah Boy NZ!!!!!
TheMattmanmatt 4 months ago
im on crack
bencoolnz 4 months ago
"I picked up my stuff and left" That means he had the shit on him during the interview.
cloudanu 4 months ago 41
@cloudanu
packed up* as in.. hid it from the cops he probably thought were raiding his house lol
MrDidgy 3 months ago
yeee bruva
hazabrick 4 months ago
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His head movements that happen when he says Ohhh Shit cant stop laughing LOL
PurpleEyezSOLS 4 months ago
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PurpleEyezSOLS 4 months ago
This guy is top!! Lmao "heaps ah' cops 'ere"
bloodypandahachiroku 4 months ago
Whats dots?
MicrowavableJo 4 months ago
@MicrowavableJo Dots is another word for smoking spots of weed on a stove. You make little balls out of it and heat two knives on the element until they're red hot. Then you press one of the weed balls between the knives, which vaporises it instantly. The smoke is then sucked up a cut-in-half plastic coke bottle. No waste, but hard on the lungs and gets you incredibly stoned incredibly fast. Call in the bomb squad!
antonposa 4 months ago
@antonposa Thanks
MicrowavableJo 4 months ago
@antonposa best comment on youtube ever....lol
TheDharmawheel 4 months ago
@antonposa Is it actually vaporized?
Seems prety harsh to be in vapour form.
Outlawzand1 4 months ago
Love your work my bro.... crack-up that's right up there!
horipie93 4 months ago
i like my maori mates way of speaking
1122skyline 5 months ago
this guys the man dont be hatin'
voronge 5 months ago
Maybe all new york needed was some dots
funakiexpress 5 months ago 5
boy how many dots did you have?..
nztpo 5 months ago
Nek Minnit..........
MGPskotrz 5 months ago
dot is drugs lol and came on the news lol lol
TheRohan31 5 months ago
@TheRohan31 Dots are just another word for spots. Tobacco and weed rolled up is just a backy joint/spliff. The government calls marijuana a drug, but to anyone who opens their eyes, it's just a plant. They should ban something dumb like carrots instead. Marijuanas a plant, not a drug. If it's a drug than the air we breathe should be considered a drug also.
eruweraranj0r 5 months ago
@eruweraranj0r
I'm not even anti weed but what you're saying is bollocks.
A drug is any chemical (including natural ones in plants) that effect the normal functioning of an organism. Air doesn't affect the natural functioning of people, therefore not a drug.
Coffee is a drug, weed is a drug, Alcohol is a drug.
mewrox99 5 months ago
@mewrox99 wtf? just enjoy the video! not illiterate us on your knowledge of weed!
tGarEpReP 5 months ago
@tGarEpReP
I just get annoyed , when people say things are incorrect. I'm not even the one who bought up the topic on wither weed is or isn't a drug
mewrox99 5 months ago
@eruweraranj0r you sir, are an idiot.
EnterTheFenix 5 months ago
for the description, spots are when u put it threw 2 knives. dots are wen u take the tobacco out of a cigi nd replace it wit sum weed itz also called a happy cigi
0800fukme 5 months ago
@0800fukme Thefuck? whoever told you that is wrong. Dots and spots are the same thing, tobacco and weed together is either spliff or chop.
Moolaanz 5 months ago
You can fully tell this guy used Clear-Eyes. Nobody has fully white eyes are having some dots bro
SaySimonSaid 5 months ago 75
@SaySimonSaid Clear eyes are the way to go. Had blood shot eyes...nek minute clear eyes
MrJackr2012 4 months ago
@SaySimonSaid NZ bro what do you expect ? lol
MrEverthinggames 4 months ago
LMAO buZzy lol
Swagga2trillz 5 months ago
@Hedghog6666 Its TV man, gotta think on your toes, call them "dots" and no one will know that your really talking about "spots", grammatically you replace the sp with a d and it becomes a simple distinction for attentive viewers.
MrBigolnuts 5 months ago
see but we've always called them 'spots'... I've never heard anyone call it a 'dot'...
Hedghog6666 5 months ago
must be just happening overseas or something
EnehMee 5 months ago 5
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EnehMee 5 months ago
some pretty trippy stuff aye
Mattrickstylez 5 months ago
da powleece nawkd on da dooh
insurgentdude 5 months ago
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this fulla is cool, i'd have some dots with him
reg074 5 months ago
This fulla is cool, i'd have some dots with him
reg074 5 months ago 15
typical maori, this video made me laugh but I am not surprised one bit, welcome to NZ haha
wellingtonstudent 5 months ago 4
What are dots !!!! ? :)
TITSnASSmyFavy 5 months ago
damn , wish i was there :L
dayshaFTtepeka 5 months ago
rekon they bringing the bomb squad in
Veritassify 5 months ago
fuck i wana blaze with this guy
tomcchilln 5 months ago 28
the bong squad
busTA119 5 months ago 5
hahahahahahaha
MsBlanchey 5 months ago
FUCKEN CHOICE would be mean as to have some dots with you cuz
CKTIPENE 5 months ago
@TheDarkFalcon hmmmm maybe i should have my dots AND watch the news.
Mrconeman69 5 months ago
Hahahaha This guy should be our Prime minister......... my hero......
xclant 5 months ago 4
This is some funny ass shit. Just having some "dots" just imagine if this made the news. Spots/Dots= Hot knives. INSTANT FAV
Mrconeman69 5 months ago
@Mrconeman69 What are you talking about... this was on the news...
TheDarkFalcon 5 months ago
bring the booouuummmeee squad! lmfao!!!!!!
bAAyZii 5 months ago
K.O.S Tyme!!...
rmgdnmix 5 months ago
Fuck yes... So NZ!
motorcycliscian 5 months ago
Man im so proud to live in NZ
SkinnaNZ 5 months ago 7
"Thought it was happening oversease then Oh shit!!..Nek minute"
pryzed1 5 months ago
hes the man hahaha
TrueDaturaMindNz 5 months ago
I want to see him doing Ka Mate.
Phuket11011 5 months ago
press 4 to hear a maori saying hes a police
TheCrownzone 5 months ago 6