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  • what the fuck is with the term stoned slackers. like what the fuck.

  • "The stoned slackers." "Exactly!"

    XD

  • je ne sais pas, is I don't know

  • ice cream or pretzels? ice cream or pretzels???

  • 87% intoxicated... that is the biggest bs. did they go to the bronx and ask 100 poeple

  • Why haven't I killed Bill

    

  • I bet, and I'm willing to bet my whole entire savings of $365 on this (yes it is that small because i'm a stoned face slacker as lielly would call me), that the one dislike this video has.. is O'Lielly himself.

  • As a hardworking graduate student in the field of analytical chemistry, I feel insulted to be described as a stoned slacker before I actually got stoned!

  • Most of O'Reilly's statements that come out of his blowjobbing mouth are false,

  • Stewart is doing good for the country. Introducing people to politics who normally wouldn't watch or be interested. He's educating the people, and that is a good thing. Unlike O'Reilly who isn't really teaching anyone anything, only insulting and belittling the average American and his own guest stars.

  • im not a stoned slacker.... im stoned! but not a slacker.. how did they know? i don't remember filling out a survey, don't remember getting kfc either but I'm fairly certain i didn't fill anything in.. other than my stomach, with finger lick-in chicken..

  • Word games against a comedian= FAIL. Jon Stewart FTW

  • o'rielly fixed bayonet.

  • oh yeah....by being a douchebag

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  • Jon Stewart was amazing for turning all of Bill O'Reilly's rude comments into jokes, thus making O'Reilly look like a douche without actually being rude.

  • "stone slackers watching your dopey show every night" wow dick, a bunch of ignorant fucktards watch your show too

  • Was that sly remark about how 18-25 year olds are on Stewards intellectual level suppose to be an insult? I am in that age bracket and would be far more offended if he put me on par with, say himself and Glenn Beck. Seriously though if your going to bash on the intellectual capabilities of those "stoned slackers" who watch the Daily Show, maybe it is time to let a few of them on to debate you on your show. I think that would be interesting; Bill O'Reilly VS. college students. =)

  • You know, Bill O'Reilly is making me want to flock to The Daily Show much more... but.. isn't he supposed to be doing the opposite?!! LIBERAL CONSPIRACY TO TURN YOU INTO A STONED SLACKER BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18-25!!!! NOOO!!!!

  • Much Respect to Jon Stewart for taking that shit, esp the 18-25 comment about how that is Jon's intellectual level. But its all good. I watch this because its funny as hell.

  • Younger people on his "intellectual level" because the average IQ goes us and therefore younger people are smarter.

  • O'reily is so disrespectful and ignorant

  • I love Jon. His wit and intelligence are doing backflips around o'Reilly's idiocy. That's the only way to deal with lying motherfuckers like o'Reilly: laugh in their faces and move right along.

  • Ice cream or pretzels?

  • anyone catch the french boycott joke? lol I DIED!

  • 18-25 "on their intellectual level" lol

  • can bill o'reilly just die already?

  • Have you ever seen someone so scared of someone. Billy boy your not funny nor are you interesting its ok that Jon is funny and interesting. Get over it. Now the problem is Jon is a lot more intelligent than you and it bugs you, so you try to pick a fight and like any powerful person. Jon was kind and didn't beat you up in front of your friends. Billy be grateful.

  • Stewart is trying not to laugh his ass off the entire time. If he could he would put O'Reilly in his place and then laugh.

  • Really uplifting to see Stewart take all those insults O'Reilly keeps throwing at him and play it cool.

  • Jesus... Just a minute into it and I have one question.

    Bill. How in the name of jumping fuck could you possibly know if 85% of The Daily Show viewers were intoxicated. How on earth was this statistic figured out?

  • @ChainsawVsGod Bill has a house with a big window and a telescope. He sits up in his window and takes notes. Nobody has told him that's not how it works yet.

  • Jon Stewart is fuckin cool!!!!

  • lol he considers himself almost as powerful as the president, could be true, his audience is based on imbeciles. and well... Monkey see monkey do xD

  • That orielly guy is a mouthy wanker

  • Ha Jon Stewart is no slightly educated OWS protestor...He knows his shit O'reilly..good try though

  • O'reilly is a fucking idiot for thinking that a certain group of people are assigned to each tv show. who would do a study on whether or not people are intoxicated while watching the daily show?

  • who got the puppets voting in Florida one

  • I envy Jon Stewart's ability to just laugh and take all of O'Reilly's crap in stride.

  • I love how nearly every person on the O'reily show (Marilyn Manson, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Richard Dawkins) is smarter then he is, and Billy bob either talks so much they can't get a word in refutation or tries to get them riled up. And the even funnier thing is, I watch Jon Stewart for my news and Bill O'reily for my "yuks."

  • I was going to criticize Bill for calling Jon's audience "stoned slackers", but then I realized that pretty much whenever I watch The Daily Show I'm stoned and not doing something that I should be doing...then again, even true things once said on Fox News becomes lies, right? I guess that means I'm okay...

  • I like how Stewart knows how smart his fans are to recognize sarcasm

  • As a hardcore conservative (who has never even tried marijuana) I have a major amount of respect for Jon Stewart.

  • I just love the way Stewart treats O'reilly. it's as if he doesn't care about O'reilly's comments and does his own thing. Bill was obviously trying to get Stewart riled up and failed. Go stewart.

  • OReilly loves two things: sucking, and dicks

  • John: Since when?

    Bill:.......moving on

  • Why does Bill keep talking to people so much smarter'n he? Does he really think he can handle them? He can't. Jon did do very well indeed; true class.

  • Orilley is obsolite

  • Man, Bill needs to cut down on the snark. Stewart was dealing with him more respectfully than he deserved. Jon did very well, dealt very graciously with little jabs O'Reilly, and my esteem for him as someone more than a comedian has risen substantially.

  • WTF is he talking about I'd have to drink, smoke, snort and shoot up just for the Bill O' Reilly show to make the slightest sense.

  • jon was wayyyyyyyy too nice to this asshole

  • @SoCalAries he usually is. Even when O'reilly is on the Daily Show, you think Jon would want to get into an intelligent debate, but he ends up letting him walk all over him.

  • @SycamoreHill14 i like jon but that's pathetic. o'reilly needs reality check

  • the younger crowd isn't intoxicated by assloads of cash and trying to repress their employees. 

  • wtf, o'reilly is such an elitist, condescending piece of GOP shit. he's the most biased anchor ive ever seen

  • im stoned but i didnt know i was a slacker...

  • Stoned Slackers???... where does he get his info?

  • @jconner228 He doesn't...

  • @jconner228 from 1993

  • "A hug"......says it all about Stewart.....what a mensch....

  • Bill O'reilly said so many little rude backhanded comments..just wow no respect

  • At 5:00 O'Reilly called "yuks" an arcane term. I think he meant archaic...lol.

  • @hooglander71 -- Or maybe "yuks" is some mysterious, secretive word...some weird slang or jargon. :P HaHaHa

  • Jon Stewart seems very submissive to Bill's bullying in this.

  • O'Reilly disliked this one time!

  • Hmmm Freedom Fries!

  • @TheTeaPartier1 Ah bullshit! Sarkozy is practically American. Come to think of it, maybe more so than Obama!

  • ummm Stewart called Fox "news" and the Daily Show "comedy" but honestly its probley the other way around

  • hahahh 0:46

    

  • Comedy Central is my show period

    The O'Reilly Factor--his ass needs to be working in McDonalds and making minimum wage somewhere.

  • "You had the three most powerful people on" ? Rly? Given the Bill is devoid of a sense of humour, we can conclude that he is actually convinced of this statement. Therefore he is a useless human being and we should dispose of him as soon as possible.

  • Puppets vote.

  • Bill O'reilly.You sir, are a shithead.

  • Way to alienate a future generation there bill. My personal favorite thing is when People like Stewart or Colbert go on shows like these and the Hosts treat them like a two bit comic. They end up looking like fools and the other guys come out not even breaking a sweat.

  • @Shadowlolz The problem is...although you SHOULD be right...look at the Audience. This isn't John's show...this is the O'reilly factor. Who do you think looks like the idiot to these...well...idiots?

  • It makes me sad that people actually identify with what O'Reilly is saying. I wish I could call him borderline retarded but that wouldn't be fair to the people with actual mental handicaps.

  • Bill O'Reilly has got a big mouth. That is it. He would be lucky if his IQ broke triple digits. I don't think he even realizes how bad of an idea it is to have people like Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert on his show. He gets obliterated by them every single time. I don't understand how anyone could have a shred of respect for Bill after seeing this video... assuming anyone had any respect for him in the first place.

  • ice cream or pretzels?

  • Also I dislike how O'Reilly claims 18-25 year olds are on his "intellectual level" suggesting it's a different level. I'm 17. I cannot wait to vote. I seriously hope the rest of our peer group vote. And vote for people who are not out to get you.

  • @TehBonar The electoral vote would be cool if it actually affected who was ellected.

  • Every now and then I wish to do Bill O'Reilly against Bill O'Reilly. Kill him. With fire. Purify the gene pool. Him first. Stewart hands him his ass. Just because you're cocky doesn't mean anything.

  • The news channel I trust: Comedy Central

    My favorite comedy show: The O' Reilly factor

  • @kmm1001 Holy shit! I laughed so hard at that comment! xD

  • i watch the factor stone

  • Boy gotta love the condescending tone O'Reilly brings... Young people on a low intellectual level. Jesus.

  • That whole France boycott thing was the stupidest corny shit shoved on to the American audience by Fox. Americans (for the most part) did not fall for that corny ass "Freedom Fries" shit that Fox came up with. France is now taking an active part in NATO. Fox just made Americans look stupid. Did I use the past tense? They still do!

  • When Colbert went on his show he was quick, but a bit uptight and seemed like had to force all of his answers. Stewart is comfortable with who he is and just seems to not give a flying FUUUCK.

  • @11agraydon Agreed. O'Reilly is an ass. Stewart is quick enough to be at ease. Colbert just went with character. He couldn't relax.

  • That's right motherfuckers. This stoner is up to date on news and current events. He also got his degree in molecular biology before he turned 21 and votes during every election season. I know, I know, I'm a slacker leeching off of society.

  • @arobbins210 tell em

  • God damn O'reilly is FULL of himself, and really I have no idea where he got this intense amount of self-worth; he's kind of useless.

  • Call The daily show audience dumb, young and high again, cuz the "factor"s audience is made up of deaf, dumb, old timers that wish it would go back to segregation days. Damn you progress!

  • Bill may say that Jon looked "dopey" or "stoned" but I prefer to classify the look Stewart has on as "thoughtful" or "human."

  • The No Spin Zone should be called, "The No Class Zone".

  • O'Reilly is a pompous, self righteous douche. Just because we're young means we're not on your "intellectual level"? What a hypocritical asshole.

  • at least john stewart is more enthusiastic when he says "buy his book."

  • If you call me a dopey stoned slacker kid one more time, Mr.O'Reilly, i will knock you the FUCK OUT. Do it bitch i dare you.

  • Last time I checked O'Reilly..my TV never told anyone if I did drugs or not..nor have I received a survey asking "when watching TV, do you smoke any type of illegal substance? Also, do you often find yourself slacking?"

  • Wow, O'Reilly was being an unbelievable dickhead to this guy. Constantly making backhanded attempts at insulting Stewart through his own audience. Stewart and Colbert have both owned the shit out of him now, and I have gained huge quantities of respect for both men in the process.

  • @AntiSCO O'Reilly wants Colbert's and Stewart's audience. One way of doing it is to have these guys on his show and insult them.

  • @oldbiddie colbert is a best though, he will tear o reilly apart

  • @marlinangler beast*

  • HAHA! that simple french went WAYYY over his head!

  • Bill found this video, and the dislike button

  • Bill is a closet homo 

  • Im like 15 and I'm asian M.C and I fucking watch the Daily show. I don't watch it when I'm high or intoxicated because I never do that shit.

  • O'Reilly always sounds like a rude bitter asshole with zero sense of humor and respect for those around him. What a horrible human being. I wouldn't be surprised if he tortures puppies and kills babies in his time off being a bigot for Fox and sexually harassing his employees.

  • This "stoned slackers" thing is getting on my nerves. Bill O'Reilly needs to start smoking. Can you imagine how much more enjoyable that show would be? A stoned Bill trying to speak French for an hour.

  • the one dislike is bill o'reilly himself lol

  • This guy is just a american dickhead who is up himself. Stewart is just a cool normal guy

  • bill o reilly is the real life version of dwight schrute, i just realized it!

  • 80% of stewart's viers are intoxicated when watching...100% of all o'rilly's veiwers are derpy when watching.

  • Or cyanide pills.

  • "stoned slackers" I am stoned all day everyday but I am far from a slacker BILL!

  • stewart makes money off of socialist pot smoking hippies, o reilly makes money off of gullible mindless drones, they leech off of different markets, however i love jon and colbert because they are pretty damn funny

  • LOL @ France having enough impact for a boycott.

  • Awesome.

  • Stoned....that reminds me, I've been neglecting something today.

  • "The Stoned Slackers" Bill O Reilly is pretty insistent on the stoned part. I am pretty high.

  • I hardly take anyone on TV seriously...

  • You Americans have it so good. The rivalry between news reporters, the parodies it's great. In the UK we have stale news with stale news anchors. It's a shame people believe Fox and not see it for what it is.

  • @19822andy it's a hard knock life.

  • "you got stoned slackers watching you everynight " but bill this stoned slackers studie @ ivy league colleges while you are watched by drunken high school drop outs

  • @AdrianDeMoxica23 You can't even spell "study." Take it easy, pal.

  • @bloodsugardynamite -- You do realize that it could have been a typo, and @AdrianDeMoxica23 could have been intending to type "studied"? Or even "studies"?

    Also, this is the Internet, and not even a "serious forum" on the net - this is YouTube's comment section. And you [may have] missed Adrian's point!

    (FYI, your "study." should have had the period outside the quotation mark.:)

  • what a mindgame Stewart put on O'Reilly knowing that the fucker would interupt him as usual @ 3:56 Stewart "by the way i couldn't agree more with you about the french thing, they are..." (O'Reilly rudly interrupts) "Awful.." Stweart "Such an important country". hahahaha even his expression says it all like saying "gotcha mothafucka"

  • Jon: "I do not recall the president stopping by the show" Bill: "McCains been on it, Kerry and myself; so you had the 3 most powerful people besides him (Bush) on it" Jon (pause & smile): "that's probably right"

    XD Hahaha best line ever!!!!

  • 18-25 yr olds are much smarter than 70 yr old Bill...... He shouldnt bring up intellectual levels when his own audience isnt aware they've shit themselves

  • Bill O'Reilly is an inconsiderate prick. First of all, to be labeled a "Stoned Slacker" simply because you watch a particular television show, is no better than calling a white man "cracker" because he lives in the south, or calling a black man "nigger" because he wears his hat to the side...this kind of media HAS to stop.

  • 6:10 "But McCain's been on, Carey's been on, I (O'Reilly)'ve been on, so you have the 3 most powerful people beside him on" At this point Stewart was like "This guy has got to be fucking kidding me", IDK how he managed not to burst out in laughter.

  • Jon actually looks slightly scared, not to get outsmarted or hung out in any way, but of getting physically assaulted by O'Reilly

  • "The most powerful name in news!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @eieiowens Are you kidding? The two party system that has currently monopolized our government is destroying and dividing the USA. The two party government we have is RUINING America and our freedom, yet you support it? Shame on you. Democracy is not supposed to be a forced choice between two shitty, opposite parties. People

    need to brighten up and take a stand against this garbage.

  • I love the Daily Show, and I don't smoke weed. I did when I was in high school though haha. I'm a physics student in college now though; and, I can guarantee that I wouldn't be able to smoke enough weed to plummet to the intelligence level of Bill O'shmiley.

  • pot smokers and drunkos watch The Daily Show, Red necks, morons, ignorant racists, gay bashing and holy carpenter with magic powers fearing lunatics watch the O'Reilly Factor!

  • @JuanOfaKind88 I watch both shows and I'm none of the things you listed.

  • I wonder how many percent of people who would say that they hate O'Reilly have never watched a full program of his.

  • @Thatmakessense356 Why would they? It's obvious how retarded he is, and you don't need a whole show to determine how dumb he is.

  • @Thatmakessense356 Why the fuck would you sit through a whole show of his? All he does is spew hate speech, cut people off, and talk about nonsense like "the war on christmas." he's a fucking tool, he's rude as fuck, and he's clearly bitter about something.

  • @DerStadtschutz you haven't watched his show in a long time i know... he has changed... and for the better... probably due the to influence jon stewart has had on him... he still comments from a distinct political agenda, but at least he's started to actually curb his enthusiasm with a slight dose of reality.

  • Poor Bill, I wonder what happened to make him that way.

  • I LOVVVVVVEEEEE JON STEWART

  • Poor liberals are sooooo deluded! LOL! 

  • @eieiowens poor extremists like you that believe that no issues between both sides are shared and that you should polarize your beliefs... So fucked and brainwashed I just pray for them.

  • @eieiowens Poor conservative troll

  • @eieiowens you're head must be diluted with too much shit! haha

  • you can tell that stewart could just run circles around bill o

  • Wow! Stewart did such a good job on this clown. I love the guy.

  • @horatio46

    Wow you are a joke! LOL!

  • What do you get out of having Jon Stewart on your show, O'Reilly? Does it make you feel hip bashing someone for seven minutes for no good reason?

    Some of Jon's rhetoric alone makes him sound clearly smarter than O'Reilly. It comes it short, controlled bursts, but it's there. And I don't know where he gets that kind of self-control. Holy shit.

  • @LoneBesamell It's really more about what Jon gets out of it; he gets to advertise his book. It's essentially identical to his answer about why Kerry went on his show: he wants to reach a new audience.

    Jon definitely is a superior debater than O'Reilly, better than most cable news figures really. Like most topical comedians, Jon's iconoclasm allows him a strong insight into the heart of what's wrong in a political debate.

  • His job as a fake news anchor makes him unique though. He has the ability to run a comedy show about the news, and still bring in people (Betsy McCaughey, Jim Cramer, Cliff May, John McCain...) where he can bring his knowledge of the ridiculous failures/missteps of the media and government that informs his comedy to hold a serious debate.

    He lets people answer, he avoids shouting matches, he goes for content, avoids spouting talking points and calls people out who do... and still cracks jokes.

  • @LoneBesamell Not to mention, Jonathan Klein explicitly cited Stewart's appearance on Crossfire back in 2004 as exemplifying the reason he canceled the show.

    And Betsy McCaughey resigned from the Board of Cantel Medical Corporation the day of her interview with Stewart.

  • Oh, Jon. I'm always surprised at how concise and intelligent he is during interviews. And it's all flying over O'Reilly's head...

  • Wow only 40 seconds into it and the lashing out begins, O'Reilly needs to search for a new psychologist.

  • I don't know about you, but I don't recall someone telling me to think something.

    If you want to blindly believe that their is some mass conspiracy and that everything is controlled by the government, then go ahead. It wont make your dick any bigger.

  • 87 percent intoxicated.. what a boldface lie.. bunch of crap

  • When has anyone ever doubted that O'Reilly is a boldfaced liar?

  • Yeah, that's a good point. When you think about it it's almost not worth it to give him the attention, haha.

  • With that advanced insight I am guessing you have a degree in engineering. That's how you know what a colapse would look like when struck by large commercial airliners, right?

    Where did you get these hard hitting facts, out of your ass?

  • chatsworthsharp420

    911 was an inside job? Obama, Bush and McCain work for a new world order? Really?

  • chatsworthsharp420

    I don't like Obama, but you are insane.

  • fuck o'reilly