Flight of the Conchords - Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

[andrewmag1]

Do women go to disco? maybe only fags

[Debaterable]

Is this China's theme song yet?

[mouldsy15]

and now bret writes songs for the muppets. :|

[iamlegendpleez]

when it ends im still singing along trying to pretend the song didn't end. :(

[Israephel]

@123cgull it's brodeo not rodeo

[123cgull]

"Make sure you know, before you go, the dance floor bro ho ratio, 5 to 1 is a rodeo"

[naveen19902002]

WHY CANT THIS BE LONGER (T_T)

[Wutwut1n1]

I love the shoulder move at 1:22

[TheSoopanerd]

I need to get this playing at a school dance, and then me and some friends should wear some crotch-disco balls...

[grinke49]

dude i've seen this like 100 times and i'm still laughing like shit every fuckin time :D

[TehBird]

0:31 Best part

[Jacksonrox13]

The DVD version of this song is different at the end for some reason...though I personally like that version better.

[klohto]

Start button: 0:25

[ryanfoley123]

Brodio. 

[iDragonPS2]

Bro/ho ratio is outta whack..

[sparteng18]

TO MANY DICKS

[paramoreluvr74]

Me and my friend love this song so much we sing it on the bus XD the dude who sits next to me officially hates me!!!

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

i have seen this a billion times and i only just realised Ron Jeremy!!

[CamButler]

@33fgfhjjggy6y That's not Ron Jeremy.

[25Boele]

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[murmurrrr]

If Ron Jeremy is on the dancefloor there will always be too many dicks Im afraid...

[Gl1tchProductions]

Friend just gave me a dvd of this show, first episode I saw and i'm hooked now. Fucking clever.

[iliketha]

lmao lovin the 50s style army guys

[johnk3363]

Where can I get a disco ball codpiece?

[bobbercartoon13]

I was distracted by Saindo Da Vagina

[MrShingPow]

"What's that man?"

"Amanaah?"

[Parkinstarkey]

meanwhile in new zealand

[AndyHocvs]

Perhaps they should try a straight bar

[yytan12]

A teacher played this song last night at our cast party.

A TEACHER.

[13mckenm]

too many vaginas in my suggestions

[tvjudges]

@13mckenm I'm guessing your a girl??

[tvjudges]

@tvjudges Or a gay man?

[geragna]

There's a Sandy Vagina in the related videos on the right that everyone should check out. Sexy stuff!

[luvagoo]

-giggle-

[aron10194]

the like/dislike bar = 6000 people. weird that its exactly equal

[DavidGlennWilliamson]

starts at 0:25

[larrybud]

They need the extended dance version!

[benjamin2197]

I found FotC because of this song, and every time I listen to it, I can picture myself drinking milkshakes and playing Minecraft. I've seen the show three times now, and am watching it a fourth, and it never gets old.

[swiftslick]

Favorite quote in this clip: "You guys are dorking up my vibe with all the dicks."

ROFLMAO!

[pip000011]

how manaaayyy???

[SuperNoah4ever]

ah ah ah l'ho visto ieri sera in tv e mi fa ridere ancora adesso! XD

[diliano09]

Is that ron jeremy?

[thisisnotapaul]

TwistedCookie, I can only hope that you fell victim to autocorrect as you furiously typed your comment on your iPhone or similar device. Otherwise you should consult a dictionary to learn the difference between their and there. It's unbecoming of a first world citizen.

[bennybenchpress]

@thisisnotapaul, really? You're going to worry about grammar on Youtube? Really?

[eldsprutandedrake]

"Make sure you know before you go the dance floor bro-ho ratio" ...Lines to live by

[MortiePL]

Even Hitler is on this party 1:06

[Sandvichslammer]

Halflife2man sent me.

[whoadon1]

this was my last night. I felt like i was getting swarmed by mosquitos anytime i stepped on the dance floor.

[twiddlefingers]

Jimmy Pop Ali should buy some new ideas from the Conchords. He can afford them and God knows Bloodhound Gang is fresh-out of anything new.

[majorlytwisted]

This is so true haha

[ninjakat89]

To many dicks...



[TheJordanwright]

matt you are gay

[95LauraGarcia]

Their lyrics remind me of The Lonely Island, but I love this song :)

[NortonCat123]

@95LauraGarcia These guys were before the Lonely Island ^^' but yeah, they're both parody bands.

[sonny1408]

Love how Arj ducks and awkwardly tries to sneak away after his rap haha. Also, Jermaine was totally peacocking to get that chick

[sexybacklemon]

hehe disco balls, reminds me of the mighty boosh

[MLB6472]

Awesome

[supergown2]

Too many dickssss.

[Chareater]

its too bad this wasn't LONGER

[TheTwistedCookie]

127 people are homo and think that their is a perfectly good amount of dicks on the dance floor

[emuthebird72]

what does dave say at 1:18 ?



[Manifesty]

@emuthebird72 "skedaddle with the cattle prods"

[lillyjayjay996]

@emuthebird72 "Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-hoe ratio"

[lillyjayjay996]

@emuthebird72 shit, wrong one, sorry, "I need better odds

More broads, less rods

I came to do battle

Skedaddle with the cattle prods"

[Eddtastic100]

what does bret say at 0:58??

[mattlevinson22]

@Eddtastic100 Dance floor bro-ho ration

[Eddtastic100]

@mattlevinson22 k thx

[kronocyber]

Now that's way too many on the floor LWkuQsveaUA

[elson12341]

This is the literal definition of bitchin

[MrRikfurious1]

ha manay!!!

[kchano]

Why can't this song be like 5 minutes long? I am always sad when it's over.

[J4CKM4N2266]

@kchano Thats whats video replay is for.

[JohnnyBRad]

@kchano I think the real question is why isn't this show still on. I'm ALWAYS sad that its over

[Persianbmw94]

@kchano OVERWERK remix ;)

[IamTheS]

I love near the end where Bret's looking around like "why am I a speaker?"

[BrennyBlues]

This is actually a really good song XD

[HandycapDonkey]

roflmaopmpstc



[jackiechampion]

"Too many mistahs, not enough sistahs. Too much time on too many hands, not enough ladies, too many mans!"

[therealdanroxanne]

is that ron jeremy???

[757metal757]

i lol every time at 0:31 and then at 0:34 when jemaine tries to get out of the camera view but someone's in the way. gahh his awkward subtleties kill me

[ready4authopsy]

this repeat button probably has all kinds of STDs from all the action

[ready4authopsy]

look at em dance...some moves...

[okkie187]

too many sticks in the drumline :D

[downsouthfl]

too many dicks not enough chicks, easy fix



[eileen58]

@downsouthfl ewwwwwwwww....lol XD nice. lmao

[thefifthhokage12]

Weirdly...this song always makes me want to go to a club.

[DaisukeChanx3]

122 dicks.

[turbojump]

too many dicks on this board

[Zevan12]

two many dicks in the comments

[galileo371]

two mini dicks on the dance floor!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[galileo371]

how many?!?!?!

[MyBrokenAngel]

What does Jemaine say after the second time Dave say "too many dicks" at the beginning? It's been bugging the shit out of me for hours.. grr....

[mayaagni]

@MyBrokenAngel "what's that man" "how many"

I think is what Brett and Jemaine reply

[MyBrokenAngel]

@mayaagni Thank you so muchX-x

[easymelon2187]

this is hilarious stuff. i can't believe i don't even know who these guys are

[dimmakmac]

this is like CODE in Auckland city.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Love the way jemaine zooms past

[Jesperection]

121 Homosexualls disagree, they think there's not enough dicks on the dance floor. Not-enough-dicks. Moar rods less broads!!!

[EnjoyVideos99]

Oh man, Just noticed the guy that looks like Hitler is leading the conga line of army men.

[murloki11]

I walk around all the time saying to many dicks D:

[UtauSingerchan467]

this is the only time when it is acceptable to use autotune :P

[Kurtiz76]

Will someone please make a video w/ this song but visually feature the Republican debate highlights?

[riviefy]

@Kurtiz76 rofl

[thedumbdwarf]

These guys are like a musical version of monty python...

[MyBrokenAngel]

@thedumbdwarf Isn't Monty Python already a musicalXD

[davidgoesmoo]

1:01

RON JEREMY!!!

[Wailmug]

121 people belong to gay bars.

[xMadamxRaynax]

at the end they had a mangina XD

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Deffo one of their most well produced ones

[jumplemon]

not enough ladies, too many mans

[ChazzDarvey]

I love this show...lol

[JedSkates]

@Mr4040tom Just cause some one has a mustache doesn't mean they're anti-Semitic

[mikerules999]

@Mr4040tom That moustache isn't even remotely like his. derp.

[dhpetersen]

Upon ascertaining the situation of an overflow of male genetalia residing on a recreational dancing-area, also known as "Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor" one should evaluate the "dancefloor bro to hoe"-ratio and act accordingly!

[TheEZovalteenies]

i swear this song makes me life.

its so great.

[EvrythingIsSoCoolSo]

Y U NO SPREAD OUT THE DICKS?

[Xhalph]

I can't discern whether or not Bret appreciated the speaker costume.

[ashrowe51]

Damn that dance floor gets some action.

[theamazingclark]

check out this video and others like it on realfunnymusicdotcom

[elson12341]

lmao flight of the conchords has a song for every style of music.

[gabers32]

I'm pretty sure the leader of the conga line is one of the Village People.

[hayleysneer92]

@gabers32 I swear he is!

[classicmold]

@gabers32 You are right.

[thunderstruck452]

epic looking dude at 1:07 hes looking fail

[yaweelass]

Not enough ladies, too many mans!

[am3r1f0b92]

There's too many dicks in the dislike bar!

[ipodman20000]

this song is hull

[Lydpip]

Getting this song in your head and accidently singing it really loudly in the supermarket...

[paulisundead]

this song is about omegle

[TheEminemFan177]

ok spread out the dicks XD

[Weitug]

Seriously

I don't wanna sound racist, but a WHITE man CANNOT be named Jermaine. It's a name for black men. Just like Jerome.

[jasbu1357]

@Weitug It's Jemaine, and who gives a shit, a name's a name.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

@Weitug well its a good thing he's not white then..he's from New Zealand you ignorant fuck.

[xXFlameCobraXx]

@Weitug You are an idiot, obviously from America, in New Zealand thats a common Kiwi name...

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[litrene]

my dick is too big for the dancefloor!

[jordanthesmellyfish]

@spacetoilet yes I know it is shit which is why FOTC have taken the mic out of it! 'Too many men' was around first otherwise how would the FOTC be able to mock the song entirely!

[spacetoilet]

@jordanthesmellyfish because it's an original song. The song you are talking about was released on their album in May 25th 2009, the conchords second season was fully aired beggining January 18th 2009.. so how can they be doing a parody of that song by a nobody when it wasn't even out yet when this season aired?

[heyjude97]

My teacher was watching this during class once, and I was like "HOLY SHIT! FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!!!"

[m0bi]

Ha, I'm gonna go get me and my boys on the dance floor now, so as to piss off all the hipsters trying to score. XD

[NamJamicks]

The best part about this is Arj Barker.

[SydBarrett7]

Best episode of season 2.

[TheIan294]

disco ball dicks!

[Almost32Nuns]

BAHAHAHA!!!



[tehpixie]

i had this in my head while volunteering at a bird hospital

no regrets.

[DrFrankLives]

You guys are dorkin' up my vibe...

[hauntedbynargles]

I had this song stuck in my head for like years

[FourBeardStrong]

Dickscoballs<3

[HidingAllTheWay]

@FourBeardStrong

Dickscockballs?

[sombersilhouettes]

damn thats alot of dicks.

[JGarciajfk]

144 people think there arent enough dicks on the dance floor

[MrDz3n]

Just like Chat Roulette...

[plight21]

@MrDz3n Like in an engineering school lol

[Linkyboy22]

Love Jemaine's dancing. Awsome wish they brought out more series though. 

[mcraholic12]

0:28 guy looks like brandon flowersss

[jordanthesmellyfish]

Soo much better than Wiley, Skepta, JME (Boy better know) - Too Many Men...



[jordanthesmellyfish]

@jordanthesmellyfish SEARCH 'BOY BETTER KNOW - TOO MANY MEN' TO COMPARE!!! It is where it originated from!!

[spacetoilet]

@jordanthesmellyfish not only is that song shit, the conchords wrote this years before that POS

[SuperChuck12345]

I can't stop listening to this song

[l33tpwnzord]

Sick hook at 1:27. gosh these guys are so talented

[OCDeadBrian]

See hoo

[georgebanus]

omg lol

[Ketobbey]

This needs 20million hits and should have it!

[MrBobogoa]

The guy at the front of the conga line looks exactly like my old teacher.... I'm kinda scared now

[MentalSelfMutilation]

Does it really just end there?

[poonUtd1]

lol at arj's tee, "let's play carpenter - first we get hammered - then i nail you"

[cheekypants321]

arj barkers bit cracks me up

[cheekypants321]

to many dudes with to many dick to close to my shit to hard to meet chicks

[internecine69]

lol to many dicks,to many dongs,to many shlongs gotta sing this song xD funny as hell

[dominiquedcosta]

How can 111 people dislike this!! FOTC rock! This song is insanely catchy :)

[TheEpicWars]

its really cahcy.. but singing it out loud ... wasnt the best idea

[himchik]

I'd be really pissed if there was a guy invading on my dick space too. >.<

[adamkillu123]

@magnumsnipr grow a dick troll

[MrBobogoa]

The guy at 1:08 is pretty awesome

[jayskinner70]

Isn't the guy leading the conga line an original member of the Village People? I think he was the policeman.

[camerafreaks]

I find myself singing this all the time....should I be worried for my health?

[Pookieboy2000]

111 people are DICKS!