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  • Made me watch the room

  • Writing me a gay rap..I dated a loser who thought he was black.. It was 1 standard piece of gay loose leaf paper.

  • Wow prince of persia came out that long ago? Where has the time gone?

  • your videos are sooooo much better when you talk in an unedited way opposed to edited nonstop high speed talking. Keep your vids unedited, please. Also can you talk about something more mainstream?

  • 2012 ftw

    anyway, i definitely think you should sing the song from this video on one of your newer ones

  • Hi I am AWESOME :D

  • @YouDunCrossedTheLine awww poor babe im sorry that sux major balls

  • All the people under me are fags

  • Person under me is a fag

  • faggot

  • i like hitman:'(

  • My god, early phil was both awful and awesome at exactly the same time

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  • FUK WII

  • I H8 U

  • douchebag of the day its great. that and wtf white people. Phil no matter how old the vidoe is you still make me think.

  • 554 dislikers are child pervert...lol

  • Well most of my ex's are JERKS even the one's that arent ex's but ime still whit are JERKS.

  • The prince of the persia movie was awesome ahah but ya your hella funny

  • i liked hitman... :(

  • @DriggsASU Its was an ok movie but just not as good as the game xD

  • Stop talking you fucken moron!! How could you ever dare to dream of being relevant??!

    Only for the parts visible in the vid you'd had to to $ 100'000 plus beauty surgery..

    And then your mind...it's the ugliest part of your body!

    Stop that stinky shit oozing out of your stinky mounth, please

    Go, do us a favor, shoot yerself and eliminate yourself from the human gene pool. - You fucken spoil it!!

    Idiot! Moron! Fucking child molester! Stop fondling your 2 year old neighbor boy!

    You're fucken ugly.

  • @MrBaebel Lol, umad?

  • I mean dude, he is 17 whats wrong with that. besides putting up for everyone to see but dont put him in same catorgory as a 50 year old with 10 year old pics,

  • I see the GTA IV map!!

  • Ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting ting!

  • silent hill was a good game to movie thing, i love it :D

  • My ex broke into my house, tried to rape me in my sleep, told everyone i fucked her so that my new gf would break up with me. Didnt work but, fuck man haha.

  • 2:18 He's got a point. Remember that fucking dumbass Super Mario Bros. movie?!

  • In most states you can fuck a sixteen year old but you can't take naked pictures of her. And now the geniuses in power are charging young people with possession of child porn for having sexual photos of.........THEMSELVES!!!

  • My ex told a bunch of crap about me that isn't true to my CURRENT girlfriend and now she's made my life a living nightmare

  • Is that title suposed to be funny?....

  • @fimbles101 No, it's just a title of a video

  • my ex through a weird random and creepy string of events licked my face

  • Why is this in my recommended videos :P

  • my ex hooked up with my father hours after i broke up with her for being a lazy jobless bum who wouldnt try to get a job.... the next day she walked out of the shower with him..... and now my father claims to not even be related to me, and u can just see her name on youtube is kittycatmarie6987, and feel free to toatally make a vid about this, she is like trying to start a vegence war on youtube by saying things that i havent done and things that she cannot proove

  • @YouDunCrossedTheLine I would jump to diss the fuck out of her but then again i am getting the story from one side and not the other. Theoretically (Might not be true) you could be exaggerating,.

  • @YouDunCrossedTheLine what a bitch

  • @YouDunCrossedTheLine EEWW YOU DATED HER!?!?!? WHY!?!?

  • @YouDunCrossedTheLine I watched one of her videos, she a ho, I sorry for you :(

  • man your anoying..

  • I saw prince of persia and loved it

  • My ex kept pissing me off >:(

  • im 16 and i find 16 year olds hot

  • Resident Evil

  • my ex gave me aids

  • What's the worst thing she's done?

    Bitch stole mah couch

  • HAHAHA. Prince Of Persia was actually good.

    

  • @MORDECAIDIVINE Black are professionals at stealing cars and getting aids. Racist isn't it? Of coarse it is because its about a minority. Ass hole.

  • @playitagainsam18 Did i strike a nerv pervy pale kid

    ?

  • @MORDECAIDIVINE wtf, who can you say white people are the professionals at child porn, you retard, its got nothing to do with race,

  • @phantomzassassin the majority says other wise

  • @MORDECAIDIVINE so going on tha basis i could say the majority if people who eat fried chicken and are on welfare are black. or the japanese majority have the smallest penis, or the majority of criminals are black?. grow the fuck up the race has nothing to do with the individuals actions

  • I like new-er you vs. older you. Jus sayin. Love you.... now.

  • You don't have AIDS. I'm so molsting you

  • @7002Ben2007 Yes, I'm positive :D

  • i used him as a piniata :D hehehe

  • 16 year olds are legal in Australia

    Fuck yeah, aussies know whats up!

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  • @GriffinSst 12 year olds are legal here in the Vatican City!

  • i dono Doom was pretty good as a movie

  • lol is 16 really that bad? im 24 and i find 16 years olds hot. hahaha. so do u guys, admit it!

  • Dumped me through text

  • Aids isn't even real.

  • so... are you trying to act/look like ryan reynolds...?

  • This was made on my birthday.. Two years ago

  • My ex raped me :(. sure i loved it but its the principle of the matter that counts

  • Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time was an amazing movie, Phil. DON'T DISS!

  • She tried to run me over...don't ask-.-

    P.S. She wasn't old enough to drive:P

  • Think about this Adults can send porn back and forth thru via text message and thru internet but check this out CHILDREN aproximatly age 16 to 16 years of age cant send porn to eachother REALLY? WHAT YOU THINK THERE VIRGINS ~>~ How can you be so retarted trying to keep your kids from being there own people

  • owns me 3,000 took 700 from my dad and called the cops and lied that i tried to run him over to try to charge me with a tement of mansloter yea now i am stuck in the same town has him and his mom know what he did and is still in a very weird way hope he will change so we will get married so i am her daughter even thou she already has one and its been over a year now she still hoping and he is still crazy and i am still stuck in this fucking town

  • Meanie... He deserved it

  • Bahah so much for prince of persia sucking

  • @MikDonsen statistics say one in three people live next door to a paedophile.not me though.i live next door to two gorgeous 12 year olds.hahahahahahahaha-----joki­ng actually

  • For my bestie probably when her BF dumped her like a day before her birthday some present

  • The worst thing an ex has ever done to me was telling me over and over that he was going to molest me after I had just told him that my dad molested me multiple times as a kid.

  • in norway it's allowd to have sex when you are 16....

  • @hiwar12345 yea same here in the uk, but you cant post pictures until she's 18, or he

  • Yo, I liked HItman. xD

    On a sidenote....

    Child porn? At 16? The bitch knew what she was doing. You don't see chicks being sued for posting naked pics of themselves on facebook.

    ...

    Or anywhere.

  • Worst thing done to me is my ex (we were 14 at the time) sent me dirty pictures that I did not ask for, then I got in trouble for it. Her dad blamed me because she randomly sent me a pic of her in her BRA... it wasnt even an actual nude... and I didnt wanna sext... *sigh*

  • Answer to the question of they day: said "I do".

  • My girlfriend broke up with me through a freind that I hated. Made fun of me... Then asked me out again. I said no. She's currently in 4 of my classes and sits behind me.

  • My ex broke up with me (for not sleeping with him) the day after valentines day because he thought it was nicer than doing it on valentines day.

  • I want too ;D

  • WTF. Mormon commercial at the beginning of this..... Made me LOL

  • called me back

  • That is not sunburn.

    The uneven spotting is because of that giant man cum on your face, hence, the uneven spots.

  • In england you wouldn't get arrested for that, you're not a minor after 15 ;)

  • My ex through a chicken leg at me

  • I gave my bf my password to my facebook and then I dumped him 'cuz he's a doucherag and I got an older, "hotter" bf. Well, my ex's cheese was slipping off his cracker with jealous,and he went on my facebook, posted an outrageous status, deleted all my friends and most of my pictures and started putting mean comments on my friend's pages. Including my new bf. Lucky for me, though, I made sure to tell everyone what an ass he was and what he did. He is now dirt.

  • @Lollipops8899 You seem like a mean person, you also seem like you are about 11

  • @Banisman That was a dare.. It wasn't true. And I'm 17. My size follows me everywhere >.< I'm only 5"4

  • ça va mon amour?! ça va petit lu n3n me gusta tu chandal

  • So, I tab away from this video and then I come back a little later, and my first thought it "Micheal Aranda...? Why does he look older and not have a blond streak...?" and then I figured it out.

  • I LOVED THE MOVIE HITMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My girlfriend broke up with me to go out with my best friend, fucked him, and called me on the phone to talk about his penis.

  • You kinda look like an ex of mine... only you're not fat... and you're cute. lol.

  • This has to be one of the most funny shows I've seen with sarcasm in it.

  • I love you're Acent :)

  • No, Prince of Persia was fucking sick!!!!

  • @TheOnlineDater Quick note : Prince of Persia was made in 2010.

    This video in 2008.

    Do the math....

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  • @iamralu directed towards noctis.. sorry u misinterpreted

  • The worst thing thats ever happened to me in a relationship was when she said "Yes I'll date you"

  • Nothing I got a bj when I was 8 lol don't ask

  • @12345beep1 o-o why? lol

  • tried to stab me....

  • how can you live with yourself, being such a piece of shit?

  • I like Warcraft

  • My girl broke up wit me and then said we were still going out in front of her friends then the next day she asked ou another dude she is a tottle whore

  • @hrdwerefox1 but you are a whore

  • Tried to make out with me in a movie theater, with his 2 friends sitting right there. The worst part is, this was after we broke up.

  • I liked Prince of Persia

  • 16 is an adult age. Womens bodies R fully developed at that age. Women at 16 have been getting married and giving birth for millenia. Posting nude pictures of a 16 yr old woman nothing to get bent about. Most women R exbitionist: Why else would constantly show off their naked legs in public ? Why can't they wear pants?

  • @Avalon400 The human body isn't funnly developed at 16 at all. It's around 18/19.

  • My ex pretended to be pregnant after I broke up with her, just so she could send me on a guilt trip. Then she rang me up and cried down the phone when I didn't believe her while singing 'Love The Way You Lie.' I hung up before the Eminem rap started.

  • I was like... Aw...

  • Mortal Kombat anyone??

  • slut cheated on me then lied about it then when i dumped her she told me the truth about a month later then about a month after that she decided she wanted to try to get me back and told me she lied about telling me the truth? was funny shit haha anyway now im dating her best friend whos wayyyyy better so its chill :) phill you freaking rock btw

  • I killed my ex. My ex is dead.

  • @fetmabebis See my ex. Ex is dead. See ex dead. Dead ex dead

  • @fetmabebis wait what

  • @fetmabebis worst thing my ex did was to get fuckin found.when i put her parts in the trash she should have dropped to the bottom.but noooooooooooo1 she gets found and im doing 25 minutes for murder.BITCH why would she do that when shes dead?

  • @rickengineer66 Yeah. Stupid whores.

  • She cheated on me with a girl, girl didn't know. Said girl is now one of my best friends. And now my ex has AIDs. Gotta love irony.

  • my now ex made out with my best friend in front of me, the sad part is my best friend is a guy. O_o

  • silent hill was a good game to movie production

  • @v00d00child187 You've never played silent hill have you?

  • @VengfulX course i have. i finished sh1-3 with every possible ending and item(well i couldnt beat the hard-riddle mode in sh3 ;) .k the movie could have been more grotesque and violent but hey...they got the soundtrack right, the atmosphere is authentic, the actors are good and i found pleasure in the whole "hell revenge thing", plus..pyra has his epic moment:)..and the ending was fine. mb u expected 2 much

  • @v00d00child187 The movie wasn't bad, but it changed around a bit too much with the characters and plot development for me to think of it as a good representation of the game.

  • whats the name of the song in the begining???

  • When I told my ex I was comin back home from Iraq and asked to to meet me, she said she had already made plans that night...lol. I can laugh now, it was year ago. Needless to say we're not together anymore

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  • snapped my fone in half and threw it at my face lodging pieces in my face

  • My ex screwed my best friend on my couch.

  • ... throw a cup of water at me.

  • i'm one of those people who are really slow and shit with this kind of thing but in the intro IS that a sunburn or were you using wierd sarcasm that dosn't make sense to my oddly functioning ADHD brain

  • i wanna molest yu:)

  • herpes...

  • my ex took my wii argh!!

  • @higgy2011 wii is a piece of shit anyway

  • I love that. The cops actually don't be assholes for a change and just try to convince him to take em down before they have to drag his ass to jail and he actually fucking chooses to get taken to prison and charged with distribution of child pornography. Enjoy being on the sex offenders list fucko.

  • Holy shit, I saw that guy's mugshot and screamed. He scared the hell outta me.

  • Isnt the Prince of Persia a book, I mean i just met the author and got a book signed by him like a week ago. Am i wrong?

  • my birfday bitches and 5001 comment

  • This is what FLufee would be like if he was an American...

  • prince of persia, KICK ASS KNIVES!!

  • I may actually put a reply about a bad sitch which happened with an ex.. bad times, but what i was gonna say, well i thought silent hill did a pretty good job? but agreed... games to movies dont work, and i dunno about some people but i personally also cant stand movies that turn into games... like blablabla the game!! like look its exactly like the movie but your making it happen yourself! like you can use free will to control what happens when everyone knows that doesnt happen with games.. lol

  • I know an 18 year old with naked pictures of a 9 year old. He says it's his sister too. He's on Facebook. Here, add him and help me prosecute him. This is disgusting.

    Ken Agjiwa He's the guy with the pic of his chest. Too view the pictures you have too be his friend. Just help guys. He doesn't deserve too get away from this.

  • TRON. Get owned.

  • cheat

  • In addition to that, he fucked me in the ass, in a hot tub with a few of my friends, who apparently didn't realize a thing. I was far too embarrassed to say anything.

    Oh and then two months later after that chick broke up with him, he came running back to me.

  • My ex fucked me after I said no (rape), then broke up with me TWENTY MINUTES LATER for another girl.

    yaaaay ex boyfriends!

  • @live4him4eva sue that fucker!!! hahaha

  • @live4him4eva send him to jail

  • @live4him4eva im free

  • resident evil ftw

  • IS HE GAY????

  • @eoin12341234

    ....Does it matter?

  • @tristenj1992 yes

  • I'm one of those 6%, Phil!

  • She didnt swallow....

  • I thought you had a spray tan too, but i didn't comment about it. XD

  • haha i love how you were talking about Prince of Persia. And it was actually an awesome movie. so. you FAIL on seeing the future Phil.

  • I have had very bad luck with guys. I have one stalker who use to stand in my backyard around 3 am and leave malformed things he made in welding. Mostly "i love you" and my name etched into lumpy metal forms. After a while he stopped coming so i felt relieved, which was shorty broken when i started getting calls from the county jail, him, over and over again. Another ex of mine, whom i haven't spoken to him in more than, whenever he sees me in school he screams profanity at me.

  • my dumb ex sent fucking stalkers after me. goddamnit.