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  • Im familar to the 3 person i not suicidal but im definitely got low self esteem.But your words woody have inspired me.I feel like i can pursue my dreams.

  • my mouse just broke after i spammed the fuck out of the like button!!

  • Suicide is for pussies

  • @78superboss ass hole

  • violens is never the best option, just because some guy teases you, dosen*t mean that  you shall figth him. I hope this isnt the number 1 solution to problems in schools, in the USA.

  • Dear woody I am 13 I am never had a girlfriend a I am aloner at school because of my wight and looks I have only two relyy friends and ever time I ask a girl out allways the same no!!! So I just stop asking now I am depress I have bad grades at school and am just relly confused right now and if u can help plz re or mail Mondays

  • @Bigdogjdm Join the wrestling team

  • @Bigdogjdm hey man, dont let weight stop you. i am a big and hav only a couple of close friends and no girlfriend. but that dosent stop me from having fun. At your age. girls mean nothing. Just stay focused on school and have fun

  • I would just like to say to the guy who's suicidal don't worry bro, ur a bad ass mother fucker + u don't need assholes holding u back. Stay cool

  • I'm making that shirt now.

  • Ok on the guy that was going to kill himself I felt the same. It started when my body was changing and everyone was laughing at my voice cause it was cracking. At first it wasn't so bad until most of junior high new. So I started to change and went from an A and B student to Ds and Cs. And finally it came till I got arrested for stealing at my school just to stop being laughed at. But unfortunately it didn't work and it made it worse. And then I kept saying I wanted to kill myself. Nobody

  • @KRT1390 what does having a small apartment to do with it? lol obviously jesus isnt right either, but he has mental disorders so its hard for him to completely distinguish right and wrong, where to stop, etc. its just facts

  • cancer is not something to fucking laugh about i almost died to it when i was 3 so if he ever laughs about any of your family members kick his ass

  • how can i send woody a private message

  • i would have beat the fuck out of that first guy. you dont laugh about when someone tells you a loved on died. i woulda punched him right in the face

  • Hey Woody,

    I'm 14 years old and i am just a normal regular kid like any others, the only problem is, my friends and me. My friends do these rare things like drinking, smoking and they even do on drugs. But they asked me a couple times to do with them and i said yes. But everytime they ask me again and i say yes, i feel good for some reason, but afterwards i was thinking about: What the hell did I?

    Can you help me Woody? *Sorry if there's any bad english im from Holland

  • i don't know how i would respond to such a gentlmanly challenge 2:10

  • Haha, I love that sound that it makes when you hold ctrl + shift and click the like button

  • Kewl Story Bro \m/ ^__^\m/

  • i know what im making in wood shop

  • Dood may i just say u are a total boss:))

  • These people on here are a bunch of bitches if you're bitchin sayin you want to kill yourself I load the gun mother fucker! Kill yourself! Stop making us listen to your shit! God damn. What is it with kids now days fuck ya'll damn bitchs. Go build a hot rod and race or go fishing get a god damn hobby instead of fucking touching yourself to videogames and and crying like little fucking bitches!

  • @elrod69giggity Wow, you are the most direspectful asshole I have seen on the internet. You should kill yourself for just saying that.

    Some people actually have real life problems that they need help with and you're telling them to kill themselves? Disrespectful! I hope you get to feel like you need to kill yourself at some point so I can say that to you you ignorant son of a bitch!

  • @TheTutorialHubHD You go girl!

  • @TheTutorialHubHD Your comment was actually very disrespectful, learn some manners.

  • @couer1911 I agree with you, I've been dealing with a lot of problems in school and at home so I've been really stressed for the past 4 months. I honestly don't even remember writing this comment, although I do remember the comment I replied to. I truly apologize for the comment and if it made you or anyone else here feel uncomfortable. We all make mistakes in life, sorry.

  • @TheTutorialHubHD you sir are even more ignorant wishing poorly on someone

  • @gabe738 I already explained to one person that I was going through a lot of stuff at the time I was writing the comment. I see how disrespectful my comment is to the guy now but I'm still going through a lot and I would appreciate it if you didn't put me down for something that I didn't think about at the time. I apologize for the comment and if it made you or anyone else feel uncomfortable.

  • @elrod69giggity The real bitch here is you. Some people can't get out and build a hot rod or go fishing because they aren't as rich and spoiled as your little asshole. If anyone should commit suicide it should be people like you that think everyone but you don't exist and that you think that you own everything.

    Tell you what bud, you don't mean shit.

  • @elrod69giggity He isn't making us watch this you prick. Click on something else and get your facts right.

  • @elrod69giggity dude seems like you could go suicidal over this XD

  • @TheStealthyTomato Shut up.Woody's son is awesome.

  • Woody has a retard son

  • @TheStealthyTomato You don't deserve to be on the internet.

  • @TheStealthyTomato Asswipe , What if someone called to retarded

  • @TyTonicL You*

  • @TheStealthyTomato why are talking about urself like that?

  • After this i went and watched Joe Lauzon VS Melvin and holy shit, everyone needs to see this fight !

  • i need to buy era cuz itz chuck norris approved

  • What if Obviouslyjesus made this question up?!

  • 1:39 "some ppl just need a good ass kicking"...obviouslyjesus?...

  • This is going to sound bad but when Woody was talking about the suicide and he said 'I wanna be the athletic' or w/e, I thought of the Pokemon theme :L

  • how a nigga so baked

  • dear woody my dick is too big i need help

  • @chooseaname32 Ooohhh, i can help. 1. get scissors or a knife 2. SLICE AND DICE

  • if a girl hits you, you must hit back! i mean, they want equal treatment right?

  • the irony is that woody was going to fight a mentally handicapped person

  • @crzysnipa123 if i ever saw him i would do the same... he is the biggest asshole, doesn't know when to stop, and is living in a small apartment... nice life.

  • woody, i have a problem it may sound funny but i feel like i masterbate too much ive never had a girlfriend but im not a virgen and i dont know why i cant stop masterbating i do it up to 3 time a day please help me woody.

  • @dannypff He just released a vid about that, go check it out :) (It's not weird to masturbate 3 times a day bro :P)

  • @dannypff learn to spell first :)

  • @Scizorblade22 shut up ass hole

  • @dannypff THE SMILEY FACE WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH??!!

  • @dannypff also, he's already done one on that

  • @dannypff thanks man i really aapreciate this reply man thanks alot i checked the video out about compulsive masturbation and it didnt really help me a lot but in a way it kind of did.

  • @dannypff you're a faggot seeking help from some clown on the internet who knows nothing about you.

  • i'm 14 and i really like this girl marissa she is super nice and pretty, but she is going out with my good friend and the thing is i don't want to break the bro code please answer!

  • Dear Woody,

    This may sound stupid,but im alot smarter then my age group,and its hard to make friends.I get along just fine,people think im funny and nice.But talking to them is hard because...well because they cant understand half the words out of my mouth,I even often fight with teachers because they get angry when I correct them,Any advice would be great.

  • @ILLClanOfficial Regarding the correcting of your teachers. Teachers hate being corrected so if they make a mistake (perhaps with spelling) let it slide, no one likes a smartass. As of friends, just have fun with the people that are there for you, don't try to act smart around friends, they're there to have fun with you, not learn. Hope this helped :)

  • Hey woody I asked out a girl which we been friends for 3 years BTW I'm in grd 5 and I feel werid around her soo what should I do

  • @TheMCModTutorials Seriously, 5th grade?

  • fist fight with handicapped suicidal undaged girl ??

  • At 6:32 that guy with the dual wield pythons is a hacker. He didn't have a third perk

  • @TheBoozer01 you dont have to ave a third perk if you dont put one on at the start of your prestige after you put it on you cant take off the perks

  • in response to the question about suicide tell the kid to not take anti-depressants, i had write an essay on anti-depressants for my AP language and composition class and all sources i had used said there was an increase in suicide rate when people were on the drug.

  • Dear Woody,

    I'm 15 years old and in the 10th grade. I have a lot of friends that are girls, and they all say I'm a really funny and good guy to hang around with. But when I really like a girl, I get shy and I can't really talk to them because I get really nervous. And when I do tell a girl I like her, she takes me to the friend zone. Any tips on how I can not get friend zoned?

  • @Freerun4Life0302

    Same problem

  • @Freerun4Life0302 Since Woody probably won't read this, I'd like my take on this. Don't hand around with girls, really simple. Only hanging out you should do is 1 on 1. Hang around with guys and when she asks you to go somewhere, pretend you can't or make up something, basically play hard to get. Eventually you could invite her somewhere yourself, but make sure of course she isn't someone you know from kindergarden.

  • @xNightShroud You have no idea how much I appreciate your response :) I think I will try playing hard to get, and yea most of the girls I like aren't ones I've known for more than a few years. Thanks again for the reply !!

  • @Freerun4Life0302 Hey, I'm no Woody with the experience, but glad I could help, it feels good. :)

  • @Freerun4Life0302 be a douche bag...

  • @radr4lif Im not going to be something im not : / even if it means not getting any girls

  • @Freerun4Life0302 Act like an asshole.

  • @Freerun4Life0302

    Best opinion. It kind of depends on how close of a friend you are with her. If you're the one she goes to for advice, a shoulder to cry on, etc, you have to confront her. Ask her if she wants you only as a friend, because you can't stand it being that way. If she still says no, leave. Cut off the connection. If you two really were close enough, if she will miss you being around. She should call and text you. It at that point she'll have to choose how you two stand.

  • @Freerun4Life0302 First just go for it don't hold back if you don't get her just say she will probably do it to you too if you try but just never hold back be the guy that just goes for it and does not worry because if it does go around it will be gone within 3 - 4 days because there will be someone else they will have a joke with,

    So basicly Just go for it don't worry

  • @Freerun4Life0302 Stop acting gay.

  • @billster1234567XBL You remember when Woody said, "Some people just need a good ass kicking". He was talking about people like you.

  • @CkBxGhost You just need to stop being so butthurt and accept the fact that he could infact be homosexual, that or enjoy all the trolls. c:

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  • @Freerun4Life0302 Start flirting buddy.

  • @Freerun4Life0302 /gag/1803441 Learn from it :P

  • Woody, do you know how many lives you have saved? I can't count them on two hands. This is the best person for this job and I hope you never let it go. Now keep going, and save some more lives.

  • @ZOMBI3SHYZA need my hands to keep counting?

  • @ZOMBI3SHYZA i just raped the like button :)

  • @ZOMBI3SHYZA You know whats funny. He tried to kill himself when he was a teenager because he was such a coward. For some reason he failed at killing himself and led a fun life. It is kind of sad though that someone would spit in the face of God and try to kill themselves.

  • I would still whoop that handicapped guys ass. It can't be that bad if he is still running around in public.

  • Montage editor needed please pm me

  • I know it's a bad point in the commentary to bring it up, but at 11:03, a tomahawk goes right past his face. Also, love your commentary.

  • woody you want us to "have our way with a mentally handicapped kid" sicko

  • If a girl ever hit me I'd straight up beat her down. Like not even kidding, wouldn't hold back.

  • @Mr.smurfkilla not funny bro dont do it

  • @MrKillaSmurph not funny dude

  • hey woody how do send edvice letters to yu?

  • number 3 is so sad

  • Darr waoddy, im starting college next year cuz I am 7 in 4 years!! XDDD I tink I'm gay cuz I lyk doodz. There's a 40 year old perv who I met playing nintendo online nd I tink I luv him!!!? Am gone to ask him out nd u tink I shud get him 4years of double xp??!!??!!

    I've decided too comite suzide cuz it advice nd wat gun shud I use???!!!'mm

  • @MrKillaSmurph A dictionary.

  • @MrKillaSmurph are you trying to be funny cuz if you are your failing hard right now

  • Dear Woody, I am a brony (meaning I'm a guy who likes My Little Pony),and I have been having serious friend troubles and girl troubles since everyone has found out.I have lost 6 friends because they can't accept me for who I am,and people are calling me gay.Any advice would help.Thanks.

  • @EpicVader505 Love and tolarate them to DEATH

  • @EpicVader505 LOL

  • @EpicVader505 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @EpicVader505 just stop being a brony o.o

  • my gradfather died on my 12th b-day from myotonic dystrophy, if a handicapped kid laughed in my face about it, i might b in jail for attempted murder

  • I would fucking shove a Cactus up a cripple.

  • @theTicklemehellmo maybe i should clipple u and shove 1 up ur ass u little bitch! note: i have 1 eye

  • I hate it when girls act the way as described at 3:40

  • all suicidal people get me so pissed off , maybe cuz i was one a long time ago, ur life is fucked up because of you, ur doing something wrong, u have to change it for urself, something magical isnt gonna happen to help, and crying wont help either, killing urself? why the fuck would that help? why not make ur life better and ignore all the haters, words are just words, who gives a fuck about them

  • my gran died of cancer...... hope u fucked him up!

  • BYE BYE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

  • if someone wants to throw down, throw down, don't over analyze the situation

  • @ ommahdon is right mate i think that people who do suicide are selfish and ingnorent and i have friends who have done it before and i hated them for it because who ever does it are FUKIING PRICKS they are doing it for no reson a fuking aficren would love there life so they can fuk off

  • I fucking hate the Suicide ones fs...attention seeking pricks.

  • @ommahdon did you really just sayy that go fuck yourself

  • This is the best game footage of woody ive ever seen

  • if someone did that when i told them bout my grandma dying i woulda made sure he had mental disabilities after that

  • Woody "life is long"

    SeaNanners "life's to short"

  • For the guy who had suicidal thoughts. Talk to a GP about "Fluoxitine hydrochloride" it's an anti depressant and I've felt better since

  • Wow you guys are hopeless. Sure, dude is being a total dick to you, so just stop talking to him. Why would you even bring up your grandmother into a conversation with him if you already knew what the results will be. It had nothing to due with him having a disability or not, its about you being an idiot. And look at you badasses giving statements about beating up handicaps over the internet. Well played.

  • @MrNotinSpecial Hey that person had a serious problem and he asked hoping for a serious answer. You don't need to be a dick about it

  • @ShootingStarOfSA my answer was more serious than any of these other answers..... just stfu and don't talk to him. If you are emotionally unstable to talk to a person, then don't do it. One thing pisses you off and you want to beat him up? If he is this unstable, I suggest anger management. So explain where beating up a handicap is going to get him.......let's see your reasoning.....

  • @MrNotinSpecial I didn't say if it was right or wrong. And that guy was just sharing what he's been through and needed advice. Regardless if he's challenged or not he is a bully and was asking what he should do. Your simple answer of "don't talk to him" is not enpugh for his complicated situation. I'm not saying shut up but just be more heart felt. Sympathize with the guy

  • if he were to be a healthy guy i would have given him the biggest sucker punch i could gather but considering hes a little mental and would be looked down upon woodys right, if you cant attack them physically, attack them verbally, believe it or not physical pain goes away, mental pain sticks and grows.

  • haha woody said to use legal drugs... suicide meds usually increase the chance rather than decrease it. to the guy wanting to kill himself; hit the bong and let your worries go up in smoke. when im down nothing brings me up like a bit of weed.

  • plz tell me ive got a few Qs 4 u and idk how to get a hold of u

  • for that kid thats "handicapped" i would say shut the fuck up retard atleast my eyes arent fucked up

  • at 6:10 I was like "...please... woody...keep on reading... dont say anything about your triple spray..."

    that would've sucked

  • ive pointed a gun to my head, knife to my throat, and ive tried to hang myself..... my girlfriend got very sick and died, my parents abused me, my life felt like hell.... to know other people are going through the same thing is like an anti depressant to me... you and your videos have saved me.... im now an a wonderful apartment with my girlfriend (new) and you saved me... thank you

  • @Muchogrande83 wow that made me speechless , sorry to hear about that dude i really felt sorry for you when i read this , i hope things are going well and i wish you a happy future to you and your new girlfreind.

  • @Muchogrande83 i just read your message and im lad to see you made it through all of that and good luck in the future :)

  • @Muchogrande83 woah man, I don't "know" you but if what you say really happened, then you have my FULL support :)

  • @Muchogrande83 often i kinda laugh inside at videos, or smile at a joke but this may be the first serious thing to make me smile. i know its not me helping you out but its nice to see that you are doing fine, even though i have never talked to u

  • @Muchogrande83 Great work! this message inspired me. thank you.

  • I'm dating this really smoking girl and my school year is about to end and I'm going to move after school I'm getting really depressed and I don't think there is any other girl like this one I need help and Mrs.gamertag would be helpful too

  • I am a 3D modeler, I moddle guns and various other things for games. I allways put these videos on and then start moddling, your opinion is so calming to me. :D Thank you

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee exactly. natural selection at work.

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee Found your comment on 2 videos now...

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee you're a horrible fucking person

  • @Cocaineawareness how am I a horrible person, and you prove my point any little disrespect to one single handicapped person is like the holocaust to you.

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee too bad the holocaust wasn't real...

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee I happen to have asperers and it is fucking difficult trying to be normal that is all I want to be normal but you just have to put up with it, If someone is being a dick on purpose the fucking kick his ass but if he can not help it then just don't bother.

  • @LegoFilmKid then dont put yourself at risk to get beat up

  • @kidcougar008 If someone is mentally handicapped then don't beat them up anyway I think your about 12-13 about right?

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee I love that,but i'm sorry, I can't take that too seriously with your username.

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee Can i get an amen!!!!!!!

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee I love your name

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee hey bro hbu stfu

  • @ErrectifiedPeePee fight and ask him if he wants some handy cap 2 btw

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  • My dad went on that diet and started off at 23stone or soo and in 8 weeks (ithink) he was like 15stone he got into the local papers :P

  • anyone that is depressed and feels like killing themselves should listen to craig morgans This Aint Nothin its a great song about a man thats lost everything in life but he keeps his head held high and keeps on going it can be a great inspriation to those who are thinking of suicide

  • Woody if i had laughed in your face about your father in lauw (im from norway) what would you do?

    I would have punched him in the face!

  • 6:08 triple :(

  • Penis

  • LOL Male Monday... hmmm

  • you r great at gaming, and an awesome male role model <3 you answer so many questions better than any shrinks I have ever seen X

  • MARIJUANA HELPS WITH EVERYTHING