First Time Marijuana Experience: Part One

[MrTjgonta]

YOU'RE A FAGGOT

[cheesegrater1330]

ok guys, the weed could have been laced with something like meth or crack. shit happens get over it

[pwnage589]

Lol first time I smoked I didn't get high. I blacked out 3 days later from an elevator hit. It's the best feeling ever! Inbox me if u want to know how to do this hit. Its rlly Fucking cool!

[playmaker0713]

Damn That Was Some Good Weed

[SirSwagsal0t]

@ChadmanandDman why you gotta be an ass hole. He just talkin not doin shit

[az0920202]

A Couple Of Days Ago Me And My Friend Ditched School And Bought Weed And Smoked Out Of A Vaporizer,We Had Ipods So When We Were Lit. And Listening To DubStep It Was Like All Over The World Was Speakers Just Blastin Out Dub And We Were So Relaxed ,We Were At His House Listenting To Gorrilaz -Feel Good Inc. I Sware To God Best Experiance Of your Fucking Life. Its Like A Female God Giving You Head But For Yours Ears!

[IrishmanNH]

You won't see anything when you smoke weed, The only thing you will do is relax and your mind will wonder a lot, But if you really want to have an experience from smoking weed, Go out in Nature, Climb a mountain or sit by a river, Smoke some weed and just think. That is pretty much how I relax,

[ChadmanandDman]

this fag probly smoked the seeds...hahahahahaha what a fucking FAG!!!!!!!!!!! dude weed doesnt make you see shit haha fucking loser

[5tonyvvvv]

U did way to much kid!! Relax! and Smoke a little at a Time!

[matthewdennis2009]

eratic eye movement O.o you sure it wasnt meth LOL

[TheCauser9]

sounds lie ur talking to a counseler

[mappaq]

in the beginig it sounds like a gay rape story

[doditing]

@mappaq lmaao i was about to say the same thing

[IzzyAqua45]

It might have been laced. The first time I smoked was with a group of people and no one got high. The second time I was all laughing. The third time, though, I was actually really high off just one puff! I blacked out and everything.

[Music4Life1333]

Packed 3 bowls first time high within 20mins, clam baked. Stood up and almost fell. Good shit but 8 bowls??? First time Is insane kid!! You blacked out cuz it was waaaay too much for you.!

[minorthreat10]

show us on the doll where he touched you.

[2lafoelife2]

You got high get over it.

[18LA12King88]

hahahha looks at me deeply and sais are you ready?!?! (to get your ass opened)



[mr1880]

lol sounds a bit like me, except I told my idiot friend about the kid who tripped on LSD and though he was a cup of orange juice, so my friend, higher than me the point he asked me said,"hey dude, do you think your a cup of orange juice like that guy you told me about?" and i sat there, said "dude don't put ideas into my head." so he asked "well do ya'?" so i thought. i spent mabie 10 minutes thinking, and came up with the conclusion, i'm in a video game, so i can just save here and load until I

[mr1880]

@mr1880 get the answer right, and said "yeah i think i think i think i think i think i am." and we just kept talking until eventually i looked down at my hands, and saw them as two cups of orange juice that just kept making an infinite amount of juice like a spring, so i started to drink the imaginary juice until i saw myself in the third person , went X-ray and looked at my stomach, and it was turning into a cup of orange juice. so I just watched it grow, and grow, and grow until I, myself, was

[mr1880]

@mr1880 a cup of orange juice, and i just stood there watching the sun set, and when it was about 7pm and was getting dark out, we decided to go to the store and buy some dorito's. when we got there we walked in, grabbed the dorito's, and then a cop walked into the store, at this time i didnt know that it was legal to be high as long as you werent in possesion, and we looked at eachother, went to the counter, bought them, and walked out. but when we got outside and walked up to the small

[mr1880]

@mr1880 man-made waterfall and spent the rest of the time talking about how our heads where screwed on and kept turning left because of the gravity pushing it down, ate away most of our high, and walked off the rest on the way back to our houses.

[TheSecondCenter]

"it completely changed my entire life" lol bud settle down

[HeroicDonut]

My god son you were smoking weed not getting raped. calm yourself.

[MrRooney357]

Sounds like a rape experience LOL

LIKe

[secondtreason]

god damn thats so funny i trip shit on weed too. its to the point where its fun as fuck tho not even worry about it just blaze man.

[NAMEHERE145]

i thought that the plastic bag was gonna kill me

[Thatguybehindthebush]

Man you make it sound like you're gonna commit suicide or something. "He stared at me deeply and said; Are you ready" Haha like wtf :D

[rigatoniraccoon]

Last time I smoked I did this shit 'AK', make me feel like I was in a pastel painting. Shit was dope.

[phizzyboy96]

smoking purp nd yellow wile watching this vid, PAPPERS ALL DAY!!!! = ))

[TwixsTaa]

shit was probably laced,

[claywar10]

My first time is gonna be on Friday...

[myfcis335281867147]

You seem like a good scary story teller.

[MsMikallaManboobs]

I'm gonna smoke now (:

[niggahobo]

haters gonna hate.

[Shotcalm]

weed is just good and there is nothing bad about it.

[StickyFingersxxx]

"I walked over to his bed and sat down, he looks at me real deeply and says, Are you ready? Now the rush of nervousness went right through me.." did you go there to smoke some weed or to have gay sex dude?

[FACLESSFABIAN]

Lol this guy probably smoked heroin

[pmwonlymovement]

Fagit

[zodiac7771]

@pmwonlymovement dumbass

[bunnylover1448]

If you were really that high... how did you manage to remember all that? o.o

[225Drees]

@bunnylover1448 u most not have ever smoked weed because u remember everthing

[bunnylover1448]

@225Drees  MY first time I didn't remember shit that well, this guy is specifying every detail of what happened lol and he acts like it's shrooms or something.

[TheKatyLady1]

weed is not that strong man its not like you did shrooms my god

[freshlineproductions]

@TheKatyLady1 you obviously only smoke college shit or the wrong part of the plant, try pure hash then come back

[proudtobetank]

420 dislikes ;D

[marsinnn]

honestly, you act like its a really series drug :L

but good vid.

[shmow12]

first time high- feels like your watching a movie of yourself in the third person and you hear everything that you look at instead of hearing everything around you.

[backspacesquare]

@shmow12 yeah i had that, my thinking was clear and logical, but my body was like its retarded twin brother lmao i was all slow and dopey but my thinking was all like "wtf body ur so slow" but it was so much fun!

[MrBurkdawg]

I rode a bike with no handle bars when I was high......then I ate shit. Main reason was cuz I didn't know how to ride unicycles, but it sounded fun.

[XeXConfideZ]

F.a.g



[marsinnn]

@XeXConfideZ bahahaha you play runescape you fucking magget.

[BlindlyZack]

i hate how you say your "on" marijuana

[krypekeeper]

0:30 LIE! 

[ColoredTwists]

Fucking dumbass you exaggerate wayy to much if you were high you woulda fell down that hill

[Rodericken]

Homo!

[aqureshi7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKIN EXAGGERATING ASS NOOOOOB !!!!!!!!!!!

[NoLifeProductionn]

"Just Suck"?

[RememberHiphop]

your a deuce bag



[GottaTokeToSmoke]

@RememberHiphop and you can't spell "douche"

[RememberHiphop]

@GottaTokeToSmoke I Know how to spell douche you dumb fuck i heard some asian dude say douche like that.

[DrocSkates905]

wanna hear something weird, i landed a tre when i was high once ahah

[acpwnd2020]

The first time i smoked i sat down and contimplated life, my friends thought i was dead

[fr0zdify]

ive been smoking weed for about 5 years and my friend tried it for the first tiem a while back and he didnt get taht high. but the 2nd and 3rd and 4th and so on he got extremely lit lol

[enemy89pl]

Marihuana is like mama but without rihu and n goes m and.... Im hungry

[iTzMoDibLe]

Nothing like the first time :P i remember EVERY DETAIL of that day i first tryed getting high

[iTzMoDibLe]

Your a really good speaker. this really explains how my first time was like Thanks this was entertaining =]

[1dopombalinho]

Now try doing something useful. start by getting rid of that shit hat!

[Kokazoo22]

i remember when i smoked quite a fucking lot and when i sat down on a couch i was being pulled of it by gravity that was coming from the wall and i found it hard to swallow food until i drank some water i then listened to music and played some 3D black OPS zombies which is fucking scary

[ChannelFamilys]

But you know you where not still high when you woke up it was the first morning waking up after your first time smoking weed....weed give you a feeling you can only feel if you have smoked weed before

[ChannelFamilys]

you are a fucking lier

[mitchelljamesdestin1]

first time i smoked pot i laughed my ass off

[Grayson412]

When i first smoked purple kush w/ my friend i was nervous but as soon as i took my 1st hit i felt great. I was dizzy and spinning and i felt awesome. Its almost unexplainable.

[NiNJASmuIRIF]

We secretly sneak out.... the front door. lol

[DieboldF6]

Talk about your first experience jacking off

[skater896lyfe]

I feel u man.. First time i got high off jamaican haze it lasted a whole day.. i got severe blurry vision, i couldnt stop laughing, it felt like a dream but it was really reality, every ten seconds i would get a mild blackout and next thing u know ur somewhere else, and my anxiety was low and i felt very paranoid and u didnt even know it... Bad thing i got caught by the principal and parents n got a drug test and was suspended for 3 days.. Crazy first experience!!

[rsohlich1]

@skater896lyfe yea that sounds pretty extreme for a 1st time. My first time was just off some regular pot and I just laughed for a long time and ate up most of my friends kitchen! Hahaha

[jammingwithmarley]

O dang

[kala12345678910]

That sounds like fun haha i love weed so much :) You're pretty hot too.

[idc456512]

LMAOOO it sounds like you had sex with your friends at first

[kissmine15]

are you sure it was bud? Sounds more like crack.

[iscootnj101]

Your probably smoked meth or crack

[2PokeWolf]

I did the same thing!! But there's no bloody way in hell ur buzz lasted 16 hours!!

[jackmcl90]

did u get raped?

[XxkilledOnCodxX]

Probably laced ;)

[Thisboydontknow]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH ur 100% fake bro... 16 hours later and ur stilll high?? lmaooooooo it lasts 2 hours max for every type of bud or weed yu can gettt... blood why yu making shit up yu need a life

[MrLee3055]

@Thisboydontknow not if u smoke that gud naahh

[767deltaairlines]

30 minutes nigga? it takes 2 tops for it to hit you.

[Yellowcheeseggs]

Hahahahahahahaha

[gotcod7]

if i was american i would smoke 10 grams with you , you are fucking funny.

[nickdevault888]

Dude wtf No one wants a life story about how u got high for the first time.

[oneSZIK]

@nickdevault888 Yet you clicked the video?

[BobdeepGupta]

Sounds a lot like when I knock myself out when high, I just hyperventilate while leaning over then stand up real quick and take a huge breath in and held it in. I fell over and slammed my face into the ground and my friend had to push me on my way down so I didn't hit a shelf. Felt like I was having a seizure and out for 5 mins but was actually 2 secs and the seizure thing was just me feeling the pain from the fall and it was just repeating. Probably the best thing to do when you're high.

[Chhippy]

Really. 16 hours. You should be passed out after 4 hours. You blowing it out your ass dude.

[uberman2212]

It took me 1 hour tell I fellt eny thing my first time and I was freakin the fuck out I thought a sign was a man runing caus it was shaking and every thing was black and white and I cmoked 4 blunts and 3 voles out a monster can

[ZoeOdette]

it sounded like you guys were gonna fuck, not smoke.

[randellynE]

sounds like the exact same story as mine

[BurkaBomber]

10 minutes before he recorded this he was googling to find out what happens when you smoke weed... FAKE

[NINOBROWN914]

sounds like an episode from 7th heaven looool

[tysosh]

this is a joke

[tysosh]

fuck i love weed

[lolurmoma]

i would never smoke with this kid

[natewize07]

Re-watch the first minute and 10 seconds. Sounds like he's talking about having his first gay anal experience

[IgorL021]

@natewize07 how would you know what a first gay anal experience is like

[96tay69]

@natewize07 Holy shit I am laughing so hard HAHHAHAHAHAHA

[stupiddumbworld]

@natewize07 I was going to call you an asshole untill I realized the same thing.

[bludspilguy]

future referencke: dont ever 5moke out of a pla5tick bottle again. fuck5 up ur lung5

[ZaneArcher]

20mins to kick in? you probably just zoned out & didn't realize you were high.

[kala12345678910]

@ZaneArcher No. If it's your first time it either won't work or you have to smoke a lot.

[ZaneArcher]

@kala12345678910 I've smoked lots, more you smoke the more you need to smoke. If you've been ages without or never had it and you smoke that stuff and say you don't get a hit it's either because you're lying or someone sold you cabbage.

[kala12345678910]

@ZaneArcher You are right the more you smoke the more you need to because your tolerence goes up if you take a break & stop smoking for a week or two your tolerence goes back down and then you will get high easier. BUT OFTEN ur VERY first time it doesn't work. I really don't know why because im a stoner & i dont give a fuck. But sometimes it doesnt work the VERY first time i've smoked with many people there first times & like 2 out 5 didn't get high. and I def have some dank as shit.

[kala12345678910]

@ZaneArcher I think it might also have to do with the fact that your first time you most likely don't know how to hold it in or hit the pipe right.

[GunsNDio]

@ZaneArcher some strains actually do take 15-20

[bobwal4life]

@ZaneArcher 1 hit and i feel it lol on my bong

[WelcometoLockerz]

lmfao i remember watching this when i never smoked weed. (im the biggest stoner now)

[yojoho321]

lol, it depends on your weed children of the green. he had creeper weed prob shit, maybe hydro

[RandomlyAnimated]

Lier

[snoot38]

"We secretly sneek out the front door,"

[srvfan42]

My first time was fucking terrifying. I hardly remember half of what I did. I just remember dazing off, then snapping back into reality, then catching myself slipping, kinda like escaping a dream. I actually thought I was still on my back porch having a seizure or something. I was soo fucking terrified.

[IgorL021]

@srvfan42 I had that before its fucking scary but u were paranoid since just go with it

[1292kid]

all the way to 1:07 i thought he was goin to get rapped " I SIT ON HIS BED HE LOOK AT ME AND" "SAYS" "ARE YOU READY"

[dav4305]

isn't weed awsome? :)

[FALLOUTfanINFORMER]

dude you were womping out its when u get tunnel vision and black out dude iv been there mann hahah

[xXSAVI0RSOULXx]

Is the vision trip just your reaction to the bud, or is it normal for first timers?

[RIDEaLIBTECH67]

@xXSAVI0RSOULXx it was most likely just his reaction because my first time was awesome and probably one of the greatest experiences of my life. just make sure that if your gonna do it that your with some good friends or any environment where you feel comfortable any youll have an awesome time

[wolfaxel3000]

lawl first time i was high i was laughing n swaying n i thought it was a dream but i knew it was real.. got kinda paranoid in a way tho cuz my dad called me while i was high

[MrTomtom655]

That sounds like acid or something like that. Pot is a lot shorter high

[R0KURU]

lmao, you make it sound like some elaborate deep story, it's just herb man, smoke it and chill :)

[armandssssful]

i didn't want to take the short cut because i thought that the plastic bag is gona kill me .. fucking hilarious xD

[PINKDANGER65]

Man weed isn't even dramatic.

Its just chill dawg enjoy it!

[singerfreak16]

oh and i was high the next day....it can happen when you fuck yourself up like that

[singerfreak16]

yeah so half of this seems TOTALLY fake........yes you can trip on weed......i cleared an entire bowl pack in a bong by myself in 1 hit once.......i was couch ridden literally glued to the couch.....i was seeing shit....it was fucked up....blacked out for about 10 minutes all i could hear was my friend over me....OH MY GOD SHE BLACKED OUT...OH MY GOD SHE HAS TO GO HOME WHAT ARE WE GONNA FUCKIN DO.....it was hilarious.......some of it sounds fake yes but we all have different expieriences

[yubtub89]

at 6:25 for some reason i knew you were gonna say it looked like a rabbit

[YSIWDI]

my first time it felt like i was in a dream

[YSIWDI]

i cleared a five foot bong my first time

[CassieCorpseKid]

LIES!

[nbmsbull]

Lying bitch. Or his shit was lased with meth crak and pcp

[ogilvieian]

you were probobly rufied. im sorry to say but you might need counseling to get you through the trauma that guy did to you.

[MsBakesale]

your giving people the wrong idea about weed...

[ICAVE11]

@MsBakesale Sounds about right to me. Weed is a shitty drug.

[MsBakesale]

@ICAVE11 Where do you get your jokes.~!

[OriginFoxdi]

tunnel visions does not come from weed. die you piece of shit lier.

[hoeslapaable]

the first times the best :)



[Shadownight3190]

1:40 - 1:45 "That's What She Said"

[fired71]

they say that weed causes testicular cancer :l!

[BOBMARLEYDROCK]

sure this isnt a rape story!!!!

[Beither112]

First time i smoke was outside my back door, then i had food, and i was still hungry xD

[AwesomePeanut12]

There is no way, this is what acid does to you, not pot. You sound like your just making shit up as you go. Also first time you usually don't even get that high! You could hardly see anything? What the hell? I've never went blind when i smoked pot. Maybe next time you make up a story try to get some stories from a person who actually smoked so you could some idea of what your talking about. This is embarrassing, lol.

[Shadownight3190]

@AwesomePeanut12 Ok i read this right, some parts are true others do seen far feched, let see o yea everones reaction is diff n deppends on the shit he had was it this that i could type so much im not tho 1...

[rnodernwarfare]

@AwesomePeanut12 it was obviously laced. dumbass.

[badboy4202]

@AwesomePeanut12 Yeah, me either. Maybe it was laced with something? Although i've never heard of anything laced doing that either...

[Baylorchick20]

@AwesomePeanut12 Yes its people like that gives Pot a badname. Its a great plant that opens our minds. Nothing compared to alcohol

[ihateblizz121]

@AwesomePeanut12 Dude nah, I used to completely agree with you, but after years of smoking, it just got badd for me. I remember one of the first times I smoked everything was in like 2d moving in frames, I thought it was amazing, it was almost like I was tripping, but after I started smoking more, nothing like that happened again. Now everytime I smoke, I have crazy anxiety and paranoia. "Prove" me wrong by reading more shit off of google, but weed is not the same for everyone.

[thanksmisfortune]

@ihateblizz121 Lol. If you hate the effects you get from smoking, just stop smoking? Sucks for you

[IgorL021]

@AwesomePeanut12 dude everybodies experience is different, When I smoked weed, I got so high once I lost feeling in my whole body, I could move and talk and see but It felt like I was being controlled or something like that

[goregrindmonstrosity]

@AwesomePeanut12 There is no chemical reason you don't get high your first time, most people don't get stoned because they either don't smoke properly and don't inhale, or they don't smoke enough and because they don't recognize being high because they only experience mild effects, his story sounds sketchy, but it's very possible to get completely stoned off your ass the first time you smoke

[mrchucktaylorgang]

@AwesomePeanut12 i know everyone says they dont feel it the first time but i was high as shit when i first smoked

[JosiahSCooper]

@AwesomePeanut12

Honestly, I've had similar experiences. Stop projecting your own experiences onto everyone else's. Maybe you'd learn something new.

[CJisSoBroken]

@AwesomePeanut12 he probably was closing his eyes and was to stoned to realize it then he fell asleep lmao

[YronProductions]

@AwesomePeanut12 l0l ikr, this kid was just trying 2 get some extra attention. And a couple hours later, after using acid, I feel like I don't see anything every now and then, the black area you see points to the middle of your eyesight, which is quite weird 2 experience. I really liked your comment dude. Pce

[deaker123]

Fucking crack head, weed never does this to you. This video is embarrassing.

[iAmTheWinnaman]

lol dued you got the giggles the first time

[MegaGibby96]

your fucking annoying, your acting like somebad happend, seriously your too fucking hype bout this.

[d3v0nl100]

hahah wow. never smoke for over 30 mins your first time. smoke 1 joint

[xfization]

nigga on some DRO 8D

[KarimisFan]

this is embarassing lol

[Thecheeriosareinos]

Dude, dont pay attention to these people who have never tripped out before. I know how it feels once i was paralized for almost 3 hours. These guys dont get it.

[KarimisFan]

@Thecheeriosareinos HAHAHAHAHA KOOOOOK

[xfization]

@Thecheeriosareinos lol? clearly just you.

[MuRKiinCooNz]

@Thecheeriosareinos Ye shit's craazy lol too fun