Narrator:Starting today you will be living with your uncle in Inaba. But first, would you like to see a video of a totally unrelated 15 year old girl in a bikini?
The funny thing is that she's already slim. There's no fake before and after picture to scare you away. That's why it's so popular. That and the wonderful magical Risette is in it! .3.
"I'm too fat to die, and too lazy to exercise, but by being an anime character my figure is naturally slender, but with Kerorin magic, it's something even the Eastern audience can handle." XD
This song plays when I wake up in the morning and slide down the stairs with a giant grin, then greet the sun all the flowers on my way outside. The sun puts on sunglasses and smiles back as I happily walk down the sidewalk while rainbows shoot out of my ears.
In my world it plays Sauna when I wake up in the morning, go outside greet the pollution and the noisy ambient of the city, can't see the sun because of the dirty air, and walk down the sidewalk aware of possible bullets that could shoot in of my head.
lol man, can anyone imagine if they somehow got Naoto to do a commercial in her school girl outfit? (anyone who spent christmas with her knows what i'm talking about) holly shit, she'd give rise a freaking run for her money eh?
LOL Edgemaster it's that other way around Haruhi should sue Rise for copying hare hare yukai(opening theme) and copying her advertisement on Lucky Star
This reminds me of P3P Social links with the female protagonist.
burningdrunkguy101 1 month ago
thus the search for nub comment begin
wewe7144 2 months ago
Wanna know what gets the gangsters up in the morning? HEROIN MAGIC.
BureauofBadBehavior 2 months ago 2
This puts me in an amazing mood.
Kscorps9285 3 months ago
" I'm tired of diet, enough to the gym, good thing there something even i can handle"
ZeroDragneel1 3 months ago 4
I never got through the cutscene cuz I fainted of nosebleeding.
BBBDaman556FinalForm 3 months ago
been so many years already since i last played this game but aaaaaa
Anhiksi 4 months ago
This could have been the theme for "Great Day" from snl... Same effect.
Talrose 4 months ago
*Splashes Water Everywhere*
SeaCreaFish 4 months ago
i luuuv dem bawlls
Letsdraw123 5 months ago
This makes me want to go outside and dance in the hot hot sun!
warrenkeith360 7 months ago
fsteak?
iluvmeowmix1 7 months ago
*New game*
Narrator:Starting today you will be living with your uncle in Inaba. But first, would you like to see a video of a totally unrelated 15 year old girl in a bikini?
>Yes
>>Oh hell yes!
SuperJimmyT 8 months ago
@SuperJimmyT you do realize that "unrelated 15 year girl in a bikini" was Rise..
RaccoonXEspanosa 8 months ago
@RaccoonXEspanosa Does not get reference.
SuperJimmyT 8 months ago
@RaccoonXEspanosa His refrence was from the Hiimdaisy comic xD ITS SYMBOOOLLLIIIICCCC (PPPFFFTTT kanji. xD)
beforeTHEmomentGIRL 7 months ago
@SuperJimmyT OMG I'M SOOOOO TOTALLY FAT!
mementomori39 8 months ago
@mementomori39
Awwww yeah...wait, what? Oh yeah, moving in with your uncle or whatever
KirbyCom 7 months ago
the first thing i though of was a beach... i was right
BlackMageZake 8 months ago
Kerorin reminds me of heroine.
Fitting for this song.
cosmiclucky 9 months ago
"HATERS GONNA HATE"
10mewmew10 10 months ago
This song keeps reminding me of Rise and her refreshignly, sexy bo- err....drink... >.>
Makes me wanna go buy one and chug it down. And then perhaps she will appear in her swimsuit in my carbonated inebriation? XD
scionofthearchdragon 10 months ago
Oh hai Rise, how are you today, huh?
yoshmaster5 11 months ago
Nintendo should use this as the theme song for their next WaveRace game.
BluntmanEXE 11 months ago
OMG I'M SOOOOO TOTALLY FAT! ♥
Alectrick1992 1 year ago 11
@Alectrick1992 AWWWWW YEAAAAHHH...Wait...What? Oh. Right. Moving in with your uncle or whatever. :)
katana34 9 months ago
"Tired of listening to the battle theme? cant cope with the epicness of The Almighty ? good thing theres a song even I can Handle!" Kerorin Magic!
Ashbigbear 1 year ago 5
Omg Nubs, what is this, acid music? XD Now I'm thinking of Kotomari Damachi.
AkumaUchitoru 1 year ago
this totally gets me up xD
beforeTHEmomentGIRL 1 year ago
It's like a Koala crapped a rainbow in my brain!
sschafi1 1 year ago
This plays on the first day of summer every year.
IzanagiAnime 1 year ago
@IzanagiAnime
I would love to listen it on those days.
Agusloquillo 1 year ago
"Sunshine is overrated" - Minato Arisato
capturethelife 1 year ago 8
Sounds like it should be playing in a super market. o 3 o
AfricanAmericanOtaku 1 year ago
You're about to start your brand new life in Inaba. Now, would you like to see a TOTALLY unrelated 15 year old girl in a bikini?
Yes
>Yes
____
Omg I'm so totally FAT~~!!!
XxRokusasuxX 1 year ago 60
@XxRokusasuxX HIIMDAISY!!
brandoniny1 1 year ago
@brandoniny1
:DDDDD
XxRokusasuxX 1 year ago
I'd buy this if I get to listen to the music while drinking.
Makaveli456 1 year ago
I'm tired of diets! Enough with going to the gym! Good thing there's something even I can handle! <3
KagamikuTsundere 1 year ago
Hot girl in a bikini:
"I'm so fat! I can barely even move!"
dori34543 1 year ago
Rise does a better job at comecials then Hannah Montana!!! XD Thumbs up if u think so to!!!!
YukiTsukuyomi 1 year ago 26
Male or female, ya gotta love Rise-chan! <3
xD
YosukeHanamurasLOVE 1 year ago
@YosukeHanamurasLOVE
I don't.
She made me go through Teddie's fucking shadow. >:(
Agusloquillo 1 year ago
@Agusloquillo You just need to survive Rise's Shadow. Thank god, you get all your HP and SP back.
SonicWolvelina99 1 year ago
Totaly unrelated 15-year old girl in a bikini FTW!
reaperofthedamned07 1 year ago 4
HI BILLY MAYES HERE!
FirstPersonSTFU 1 year ago 79
what was the song name in the place where we had to find adachi?
DividebyAumarask8 1 year ago
@DividebyAumarask8 Long way
MalvaPura 1 year ago
The funny thing is that she's already slim. There's no fake before and after picture to scare you away. That's why it's so popular. That and the wonderful magical Risette is in it! .3.
Kagura95 1 year ago 5
"I'm too fat to die, and too lazy to exercise, but by being an anime character my figure is naturally slender, but with Kerorin magic, it's something even the Eastern audience can handle." XD
Hannah Montana: That bitch!
BonkuriTokio112 2 years ago 22
Water swirling around you while this plays
"WTFFF?!?!?!"
melovesmybuddies 2 years ago
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Now, something even all you whores can handle!
BonkuriTokio112 2 years ago
rise youre so hot!!!
emoish23 2 years ago 4
Me want a Soda ~
catijusto69 2 years ago
Riseeeeeeeeee!!!!
ico353 2 years ago 2
This song plays when I wake up in the morning and slide down the stairs with a giant grin, then greet the sun all the flowers on my way outside. The sun puts on sunglasses and smiles back as I happily walk down the sidewalk while rainbows shoot out of my ears.
Nubs926 2 years ago 518
That just made a perfect mental image XD
PhilDeFrancoFTW 2 years ago 3
lol, this comment just made my day
tyron256 2 years ago 3
In my world it plays Sauna when I wake up in the morning, go outside greet the pollution and the noisy ambient of the city, can't see the sun because of the dirty air, and walk down the sidewalk aware of possible bullets that could shoot in of my head.
KingBrvno 2 years ago 11
@Nubs926 You forgot to pop the top off a glass of Coke.
JagaimoLoco 1 year ago
@Nubs926 LMAOLMAOLMAO
XXF2XX 1 year ago
@Nubs926 Sounds like SOMEONE'S been playing too much Katamary Damacy / We Love Katamari < ___ <;; xDDD
SeanAbesto 1 year ago
@Nubs926 I would pay to see that.
ArcanusTelos 1 year ago
@Nubs926 And don't forget a corianders pooping pony.
Mangafun93 1 year ago
@Nubs926 Were you pooping jellybeans too?
MsDiscoBunny 1 year ago
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@Nubs926 "Sunshine is overrated" - Minato Arisato
capturethelife 1 year ago
@Nubs926 Thanks bro, your comment brought me tears of laughter - made my day XD
o0OmegaZero0o 1 year ago
@Nubs926 lol sounds so familiar, where is that from?
ratsword200 11 months ago
@ratsword200 It's from Rise's commercial.
animangamania 10 months ago
@Nubs926 ....what?
OEGSProductions 11 months ago
@Nubs926 Oh God I coulnd't stop laughing for hours after that. Thank you for making my day even better.
SoraKairiRiku4eva 9 months ago
@Nubs926 That's beautiful. XD
TheSteadyingMeat 8 months ago 2
@Nubs926 drugs...
ITidusVaanI 5 months ago
@Nubs926 ....
>Just to be sure, you take out a box simple listed, "Cocaine", next to a box listed, "Weed", alongside "Acid".
>You tip the box upside down..... it's empty, having obviously been used recently. Oh shit.
Jingle041 5 months ago
@Nubs926 So this music plays when you're high?
gavinspammed 3 months ago
@Nubs926 Your comment makes you a deity of the internet.
VintageBalderdash 3 months ago
@Nubs926 haters gonna hate bro :3
rodinator3000 3 months ago
@Nubs926 Thank you for giving me a such a good laugh. X`D
My stomach hurts now.
ThePrincessAsshole 2 months ago
wow! i can even handled that drink! 1 plss!! :D
JKordero 2 years ago
lol man, can anyone imagine if they somehow got Naoto to do a commercial in her school girl outfit? (anyone who spent christmas with her knows what i'm talking about) holly shit, she'd give rise a freaking run for her money eh?
badflamer 2 years ago 7
dammit, I need a soda.
mementomori39 2 years ago
she's hot <.<
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago 4
LOL Edgemaster it's that other way around Haruhi should sue Rise for copying hare hare yukai(opening theme) and copying her advertisement on Lucky Star
XAzureAngelX 2 years ago 2
Calorie magic~!
ASHERUISE 2 years ago 2
if all comercials had a hot girl in a swimsuit with this snazzy music, i'd be on the streets, broke, cause i bought everything
swordfish1390 3 years ago 34
Wow. That's pathetic. Then again, I would be the same way T.T
VayneValentine 2 years ago 23
hahaha were victims of rise lol
RageGS 2 years ago 13
indeed we are
gamer4ever9999 2 years ago
Correct. Modern TV commercials are lacking hawt swimsuit models.
instead we get stuck with skinny crack-snorting fashionistas.
lesschestisbest 2 years ago 17
that's why the game was set in 2011.
syafiqare 2 years ago 4
I love the commercial songs in this game. Tjhey make me giggle.
chocolatesundaet 3 years ago 4
Everything's great at your Junes!
LiiChinHo 2 years ago
Good thing there's something even I can handle
Lobster222 3 years ago 3
"I'm tired of diets. Enough with going to the gym. Good thing there's something that even I can handle." Risette is amazing.
FinalXepher 3 years ago 29
If you ask me, I think Risette should sue Haruhi Suzumiya because she stole her idea of advertisment and boob style.
Edgemaster000 2 years ago 6
I don't know why so many people are giving this comment a thumbs down, that commercial is EXACTLY what I thought of.
frauleintrucy 2 years ago 3
''Calorie Magic''
''It'll slim you down in no time!''
pronetocrash2 3 years ago 6
Man if commercials really sounded like this i might actually buy their stuff!!!
losthaze 3 years ago
"Now there's somthing even i can handle!"
cragon3 3 years ago
I think I need to go on a diet. ;]
BlazeCrazy 3 years ago
they really now how to make a commercial......o;O
BronxDragon 3 years ago
If this beverage really exist i'll buy it!!!
RiseeeeeXD
GreenScarfPearl 3 years ago 15
"So enough going to the gym, cause there's something even I can handle!" *giggles*
LOL
eladnovablue 3 years ago 150
lol
baruttv 3 years ago
lol, the soda commercial! XD
(I'd buy it IRL)
Nahcihc 3 years ago 5