haha, they got one of those at my grandmother's retirement home. next time ill have to bring some of those dirty mags and see what fun i can have w/ it =)
They must use some sort of optical zooming system, digital zooming pixelates stuff. It's like having a microsope that actually doesn't GIVE YOU HEADACHES!
Tyler! Ha, glad you got a good laugh out of that. I actually had a real dirty magazine, but we wanted to keep this video "PG" instead of "R" or "XXX" LOL! Thanks - Alfred.
XM, you know, I REALLY have to see that movie. People that know me and my humour are shocked that I didn't see it. OK, I will rent that soon. Thanks for the suggestion! - Alfred
We had a projector similar to that in college and... of course... we did something similar with it haha. I actually had to use it for a presentation my senior year and could not stop thinking about all the random crap we did with it over the years.
Ahh the great overhead projector. You know, I was reading a book about VJ'ing -- and those projectors were/are used to create live "wet patterns." The artist puts clear dishes wtih dabs of paint, and they swirl the paint around with their fingers, live to the music. Now, we just have the iTunes visualizer. LOL. Thanks for watching! - Alfred
Oh man, oldschool projector fun there. The one we had was this fancy digital projector thing so we really had fun with that. That "wet patterns" thing just shows how people can really make anything interesting if they try hard enough!
Hey Gr8Shotz! Perhaps it can be standard issue at the nudie bars, when we want to take a break from the expensive lap dances that those girls, oh, how they sucker us into those. LOL! Thanks for watching! - Alfred.
Hey Ezaviar - thanks for watching and your comments. I let the owners of the machine, Rose & Joe watch the clip last night - holy crap, this nice elderly couple laughed their asses off. I will try to get them ON CAM next time! - Alfred
Well Alfred, if Maxim does go after you...maybe your punishment will be to pose in a photoshoot with a busty model...[I am two days sober with the CF-Diet Coke-Thanks!] LOL
Hi Jen - gee, I hope that Maxim Magazine doesn't go after me for copyright infringement now... LOL! Thanks for watching (and NO MORE DIET COKE!) LOL - Alfred
AJ - you are a rock, dude. I can always depend on your for a view and a comment. Thank you. And I have some new visualizer stuff to show you, real soon! - Alfred.
Rocco! Yes, imagine the uses.. for what it wasn't intended for. LOL! And on a serious note, Rose is doing just fine with the system, so that's really good. Thanks for watching. - Alfred
haha, they got one of those at my grandmother's retirement home. next time ill have to bring some of those dirty mags and see what fun i can have w/ it =)
SWAT518 4 years ago
Genius
jeebis86 4 years ago
BRILLIANT!
stevenup7002 4 years ago
They must use some sort of optical zooming system, digital zooming pixelates stuff. It's like having a microsope that actually doesn't GIVE YOU HEADACHES!
HubmaN1234 5 years ago
haha, Alfred, I've always wanted to see one of those machines. Now I want one! Where can I buy it? :P
jalland 5 years ago
<b>Very</b> cool machine!
(i doubt that yiutube allows html in comments... but oh well)
hcaulfield1010 5 years ago
<b> It worked!</b>
:D
jalland 5 years ago
haha lol
zenmaster1356 5 years ago
Thanks for watching, Zen!
adiblasi 5 years ago
OMFG that was awsome lol
tylerlavite 5 years ago
Tyler! Ha, glad you got a good laugh out of that. I actually had a real dirty magazine, but we wanted to keep this video "PG" instead of "R" or "XXX" LOL! Thanks - Alfred.
adiblasi 5 years ago
The truest meaning of the phrase "boob tube". :) Ever seen Office Space, Alfred? "Hey Peter, check out channel 9, man. Breast Exams are on!"
XMattingly 5 years ago
XM, you know, I REALLY have to see that movie. People that know me and my humour are shocked that I didn't see it. OK, I will rent that soon. Thanks for the suggestion! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
We had a projector similar to that in college and... of course... we did something similar with it haha. I actually had to use it for a presentation my senior year and could not stop thinking about all the random crap we did with it over the years.
cphadley 5 years ago
Ahh the great overhead projector. You know, I was reading a book about VJ'ing -- and those projectors were/are used to create live "wet patterns." The artist puts clear dishes wtih dabs of paint, and they swirl the paint around with their fingers, live to the music. Now, we just have the iTunes visualizer. LOL. Thanks for watching! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
Oh man, oldschool projector fun there. The one we had was this fancy digital projector thing so we really had fun with that. That "wet patterns" thing just shows how people can really make anything interesting if they try hard enough!
cphadley 5 years ago
Ha! I need one of those machines I think! LOL
Gr8Shotz 5 years ago
Hey Gr8Shotz! Perhaps it can be standard issue at the nudie bars, when we want to take a break from the expensive lap dances that those girls, oh, how they sucker us into those. LOL! Thanks for watching! - Alfred.
adiblasi 5 years ago
Thats really funny!
ezaviar 5 years ago
Hey Ezaviar - thanks for watching and your comments. I let the owners of the machine, Rose & Joe watch the clip last night - holy crap, this nice elderly couple laughed their asses off. I will try to get them ON CAM next time! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
hoorah
w0rldpeace 5 years ago
Yes, Ben, the stupidity even overflows from my apartment to the neighbor's next door. LOL!
adiblasi 5 years ago
Haha. Guys are great.
myaaubin 5 years ago
Nice ot turn a $4,000 tool... into an unproductive toy. LOL! Thanks for watching!
adiblasi 5 years ago
LMAO so predictable out of you men
FlippinraNdom 5 years ago
LOL! Yes, I am consistant... Thx! - Alfred.
adiblasi 5 years ago
nah... i dont have a family member weak on site, i have magazines worth enlarging :p
danhall14 5 years ago
Hahahahahaha LOL Outstanding!
adiblasi 5 years ago
haha i was jk
danhall14 5 years ago
Ohh. I thought you had a family member who was weak on site, or you were looking for a new stock to purchase. LOL! OK, you got me! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
AND you made me write sight wrong!
danhall14 5 years ago
lol where you buy them from? thinking i should make a new investment...
danhall14 5 years ago
Hi Dan - I will ask Rose for the name of the company who manufactured the device. Thanks for watching! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
Well Alfred, if Maxim does go after you...maybe your punishment will be to pose in a photoshoot with a busty model...[I am two days sober with the CF-Diet Coke-Thanks!] LOL
therealjennibum 5 years ago
Bring 'em on! And good job on staying off the Diet Coke! An evil product! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
I am glad to hear that you have such aptitutde for the female form! LOL
therealjennibum 5 years ago
Hi Jen - gee, I hope that Maxim Magazine doesn't go after me for copyright infringement now... LOL! Thanks for watching (and NO MORE DIET COKE!) LOL - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
Just get a data projector and make the chicks life-size. :-P
MultimediaJay 5 years ago
Jay, I thought you were going to make an inflatable joke somewhere in there. LOL! Thanks - Alfred.
adiblasi 5 years ago
Well when you zoom in on the image it kinda gives new meaning to "blow her up, man!" now doesn't it? :D
MultimediaJay 5 years ago
omg u guys, u dirty men with nothing better to do, lol, I hate to think wat else you'd stick in there :S - D
AtomRX 5 years ago
Cool machine
818Papi 5 years ago
AJ - you are a rock, dude. I can always depend on your for a view and a comment. Thank you. And I have some new visualizer stuff to show you, real soon! - Alfred.
adiblasi 5 years ago
Bahahahaha!! I need one of those!
RoccosHouse 5 years ago
Rocco! Yes, imagine the uses.. for what it wasn't intended for. LOL! And on a serious note, Rose is doing just fine with the system, so that's really good. Thanks for watching. - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago
Actually, Joe and I really DID need a reading machine for that particular chic. LOL! - Alfred
adiblasi 5 years ago