Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies -Austrian Death Machine Double Brutal

[jujuueltschi]

They can make anything sound brutal and totally metal

[gasmaskboi19371945]

Put the cookies down!

[522viper]

It's more brutal to hammer unfired cartridges in their heads than fire them!

[terminaterjohn]

My niece was listening to Baby by Justin Bieber, I told her to GTFO and blasted this on!!!

[ASHL0TTE]

Cookie Monster Metal brought me here!

[gazmetal]

Who chold you you could eat my cookies!?

[KelseyKowahluhh]

Who told you that you could eat my cookies? -_-

[BehindTheWallOfDoom]

Gay. As. Fuck. and no i don't listen to rap or beiber or what have you. i listen to good music and this is not it.

[pacomonkey007]

@BehindTheWallOfDoom It is good music, you just don't like it.

[Wolf9185]

@BehindTheWallOfDoom Says he with the generic user name.

[BehindTheWallOfDoom]

@Wolf9185 Says the guy whose name i see every 10 minutes. Wolf ahahah at least i got mine from Black Sabbath. However i changed the last word to doom. Now, fuck off you queer you got better things to do than troll. Go get a degree or something or a job you cunt.

[Wolf9185]

@BehindTheWallOfDoom Lol. I see. Saying "fuck" makes you a big kid.

[Wolf9185]

@BehindTheWallOfDoom And, for any future reference, Austrian Death Machine isn't a band that tries to conform to your definition of good music. If you had any sense of analytic intelligence, you would realize that ADM is primarily a band for people who want to share a good laugh. For humor. So, in this circumstance, judging the quality of their music is kind of pointless. P.S. Have you been diagnosed with a psychological disorder and/or are you mentally disabled? Your behavior implies so.

[kakuzufangirl]

I remember when I got to see them in concert in 2009,

they were amazing!

A bit concerning at first to see them at a Christian music festival from first glance,

but worth the vague confusion.

[theamericanmetalhead]

isnt this tim lambesis' side project from as i lay dying?

[ILikeReallyBigButts]

@theamericanmetalhead yup.

[tourental]

They should make a new album called "Triple Brutal"!!!

[mYs3c0nd4imismYpR0ud]

0:59 COOKIE!

[screamoskill]

2:33 Death metal scream: COOKIE!!! COOKIE!!!

[shreddintheaxe]

this puts me in the holiday spirit

[XtianFreak]

11 people are diabetic lol

[raptors11111]

Thumbs if my friend Jake brought you here.

[RexExploder]

I got Hair in my Chest just listening to this

[Nightwalker1480]

Im in love3

[WaddapLucy]

Cookies :D 

[TheScientist0000000]

Does this song make anyone else involuntarily flex their bicep HARD?

[JoshsMusicChannel]

no one knows how they got here.....i searched for it, i love this song

^.^

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

I thought that this would be a funny video, not heavy metal.

[xXHaloReacherXx]

lesson taught here: dont FUCKING TOUCH MAH COOKIES! *mad trollface*

[gofookalime]

i have no idea how i got here but im so gald i did

[totalbrootal]

josh robert thompson is awesome he can do an amazing arnold and morgan freeman and he is geoff peterson on craig ferguson

[KoRnFlaKeZofPSN]

When I listen to Austrian Death Machine radio on Pandora Three Doors Down comes out. WTF?

[poopymashine]

AILD=emo shit metalcore pure crap

ADM= awesome funny metal FTW!!

[befru]

@poopymashine Have you even heard the newer AILD?

[poopymashine]

@befru well, they are quite better then before.... kinda melodic deathcore.... but with touches of thrash metal... its not that bad....

[cadencewaynemagruber]

So epic. DON'T TOUCH MY MOTHERFUCKING COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiidkirby]

Thumbs up if Brian Short brought you here.

[cro508]

@kiidkirby NOOOOOOOO! I SAID NOOOOOOO!

[themousemaster]

Nothing brought me here, i came here because well actually, i don't know...

[sedmoport]

@themousemaster I came here... because..... I was watching Arnold Quotes and was like... I wanna listen to Austrian Death Machine...

[themousemaster]

@sedmoport haha me too i was like "now what was that band... oh YEAH!" haha

[AbsoluteJake]

Cookie monster brought me here!

[Pittsisamazing]

If you're going to sound like cookie monster, we might as well right a song about cookies! BEST FUCKING QUOTE EVER!

[MarkAMish]

The cookie's a lie

[Mcghi3]

@MarkAMish Lol portal joke :D nice one

[rickyraccoon3]

This is amazing. But I couldn't seriously jam to it because he is telling me to put my cookies down... and I WANT MY COOKIE!

[rex2074]

-typical comment about what brought me here, when I am just a metalhead that wants to listen to ADM and everyone can suck my cock, now quit reading the comment and BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD-

[vetrix]

@rex2074 and that deserves a thumbs up

[apatheticbrutality]

i found it because i was listening to all the songs on this album because i loved the first one, and am equally satisfied with both, cause this band is not only funny as shit, they're fucking incredible

[grimlee]

Thumbs up if you dont fuckin care what brought you here!!

[SpiteSire]

@grimlee My friend's liking activity brought me here xD

[PsytranceMan777]

Thumbs up if your mom brought you here!!!

[tthomaselli2]

9 people eat my cookies.

[tthomaselli2]

Not many people liked the movie 'Jingle All The Way', yet, if you really think about it, it ended up getting a cult following behind it, in my opinion.; For example, the name of this song is a line in the movie.

[blacksuperman341993]

HOLYYYYYYY SHIT! LOL. I GOT TO PLAY THIS IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE MY COOKIES.

[BodomTranquilityWorm]

Awesome song, The riffs have a real Necrophagist feel to them. Im loving it. Awesome band. Austrain death machine. All the fucking way, Damn good band

[mrubercookie]

ahahahahah



[magicalFrogOfDarknes]

keks?? KEEEKSSS xDD

[MrJiggles4]

i really really really wish i could play that solo...best sweeping madness I've ever heard.

[thelosthefiremonarc]

i loled so hard

[KRY030HModesto]

DON'T FUCKING MESS WITH MY COOKIES OTHERWISE I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF !!!

[IWatchStuff3]

What the fuck is a MLIA ?

[MrJiggles4]

@IWatchStuff3 stands for My. Life. Is. Average its a website that parodies the fmylife website. I'm surprised its actually still popular.

[gfro1011]

@IWatchStuff3 MLIA is the best website ever made. it is fantastic and i bet that if u went on the website, u would absolutely love it just like everyone else does.

[Sbriskin1]

@IWatchStuff3 MLIA = a website it stands for my life is average :)

[oOGhostOfMansOo]

@IWatchStuff3 Hmmmm, maybe is "My life is Average."

Search it in google xD

[nenekawaii]

XD I love this!!!!!!!!!

[pxdfover]

This is why you don't touch my cookies, I'll get Arnie.

[patphilosopher]

A Real Destroy Song , dont you ever touch his fuckin cookies XD

[BlackVeilBrides2010]

Omfg this song is Fucking Awsum lmfao =] I like the guitar solos :D ~

[TheMasTeam]

9 people had trajic accidents in a cookie factory while listening to this song!

[monkeykid797]

PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOW!!!

[IWatchStuff3]

@monkeykid797 NAU



[Kwolandakid]

who is mlia?

[tHeMesSSEduPaNgEl]

@Kwolandakid MLIA stands for My Life Is Average. mylifeisaverage is a website people post random stories about their day.

[jgwentworth34]

This could be a suicide silence b side lolol fucking awesome

[BlkDth999]

lol fuck yeah, 666 likes XD fuckin keep it brutal

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

lol cookiecore

[RichTheRocker1]

9 people didnt play this song in time for there cookies not to be taken

[MetaLMieOw62]

NNYAAAAHHH, it's all so fuckin BRUULAAAT!!! GET DOOOWWWN!!!

[budogden]

Fuck yeah!

[indierockkid13]

i am a thumb whore. i need thumbs.

[xxhellzangelzxx]

AMAZING!!!

[ibanezxiphos700]

... The fuck is MLIA?

[TheCircean]

MLIA ftw!!!!!!!!!

[Hakaan256]

MLIA is stupid. I decided to check it for the first time in a year to see if it was still a bunch of immature 11-year-olds, and it is except for the post about this song.

[pinacoladaness]

@Hakaan256

acutally, it's 10 years, 11 months, 3 weeks, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 seconds, and 59 nanoseconds - but who's counting? XD

[sprkapple]

I am so happy I read MLIA today. This is how I sound when someone eats MY cookies.

[Kassehhh]

Omg, thank you MLIA.

[daffi96boo]

Well done MLIAers. We are starting to take over the internet.

[Elliott86876]

MLIA? Winning(:

[iLoveWizKhalifa143]

i just love how every one of the comments below this is about MLIA :)

YOUTUBES LIA

[DivaMomochi]

MLIA has made my day :)

[Hannahlovegood]

Thumbs up if MLIA brought you here. XD

[marenfarroparamore]

MLIA

[ChocolateChip347]

MLIA FTW! We are slowly taking over the world :D

[cowgirl1037]

I came here because of MLIA, I think we are slowly taking over :)

[TheBelieveroflove]

MLIAers unite! We must take down everyone!

[Thorpet123]

Haha, Epic Win for MLIA! This song is getting so much publicity because of us. Go MLIAers!! -3 -3 -3

[Hara0416]

Everyone is here because of MLIA :) I believe we can take over the world

[420dueonlinealltime]

mlia fucking cookies COOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKIiiiiiii­ii

eeeeeeeee

[kingkriz888]

MLIA sent me here too

[DanishOwl360]

MLIA FTW!!!!

[pinkalicious8228]

yeah MLIA sent me too. 

[kara123125]

mlia has confused me yet again.

[mayuchan369]

MLIA!



[CustardStig]

Go MLIA! =D

[pinacoladaness]

MLIA SENT ME HERE!!!! xP i love cookies

[MeWantCookie51895]

i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!

[heartsforcats]

Thumbs up if MLIA brought you here!!!

[AndySixxStoleMyHeart]

@heartsforcats

OMG! ANOTHER MLIAer!

I love you!:D

[MetaLMieOw62]

@heartsforcats wtf is that?....cuz ur comment made me search and i didnt find any thing logical...

but still....THIS SONG DOMINATES MY EARS!!!!!NYAAAH!!!

[euqilegnanotrub]

@heartsforcats omg yes!

[haigfeinn]

hell yeah my mother fucking cookies, i love how metal bands are sensitive on the inside, especially about their food

[DiabloF33t]

this song is the shit!

[TheHunterLegion]

2:32 Nuff said

[kunatracing]

Brilliant song about............ COOKIES!!! GLALGH!!! COOOOOKKKKIIIIEESS!!

[jamster217]

has any one wondered why it is the bullet casing in their heads not the actual bullet?lol

[OCTI876]

@jamster217 A bullet wouldnt be popping out like that :D

[warpedwiselegoman]

@jamster217 they fired the entire round at them....its more brutal that way

[piupapaa]

@jamster217 i think it was turrets from portal 2 .Cave Jonson said "we fire the whole bullet " =D

[jamster217]

@piupapaa Its 60% more bullet per bullet lol

[Felixosbourne]

der geilste part  @2:32

[bluedrago691]

i love that kickass guitar solo!!!!!!!!!!

[Jonathansernel1]

"PUT THE COOKIES DOWN NOWWW!!!!!! "

THOSE ARE MY FUCKING COOKIEEEESS!!

[MrBAMF999]

best fucking band in the world

[undertakerfreak9]

8 people are gay and dont like cookies!

[NocturnalTerror]

2:33 = WINNING

[DoYouGuysLikeCheese]

OMG! The most brutal song by Austrian Death Machine and it's about cookies :D Priceless, genial

[DUDELONGY]

IF YOUR GOING TO SOUND LIKE COOKIE MONSTER, THEN WE MIGHT AS WRITE A SONG ABOUT COOKIES!

[Xnukkuhn8X]

never knew Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the cover of there album XD

[wutu618]

2:33 COOOOOKIEEEE, COOOOOKIIIIEEE, COOOOOKKKIIIIEEEEEEEE

[NamELes91]

love the part about cookies!!

[scottyizsmall]

gud music....rofl

[luke666808g]

my favorite part is where they sing about cookies

[MEGACHEESE100]

@luke666808g aww, really? mine to :D

[TheViggs]

2:32

COOKIES

[tthomaselli2]

Somebody went to take some cookies I bought on my break when I was at work & when they went to take 'em, I turned my iPod up all the way & the person who almost took my cookies ended up putting them back when they heard the 'Who Told You You Could Eat My Cookies?' part in the beginning.

[moosemeat6]

@tthomaselli2 Where did you get the song so you could put on your iPod? I would love to do this, but can't find a place to get it :/

[tthomaselli2]

@moosemeat6

I used LimeWire.

[joefo96]

@moosemeat6 type in youtube converter on google and its the 1st link

[blacksuperman341993]

@tthomaselli2 I WOULD PUT THEM BACK TOO IF I HEARD THIS LOL.

[tthomaselli2]

8 Justin Bieber fans are in trouble, now.

[tthomaselli2]

"If you're going to sound like Cookie Monster, then, we might as well write a song about cookies!".

:)

[TFfan92]

PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOW! I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOUSE!

[skatersdiexD]

the begining sounds alot like slipknot

[522viper]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAL!!!!

[alienmii10]

PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skatersdiexD]

im sorry i took your oreos tim gah chill out dont eat my head off

[the1quetch]

sweeps at 1:40 are insane

[Wolfykinsfromroblox]

alright ill put the fucking cookie down... >.>

[hobbitsarecool]

8 people have had their cookies taken by cookiemonster and Ahnuld.

[bluedrago691]

9 out of ten people prefer cookies

[DailyCrucifixion]

@bluedrago691 Prefer them to what?

[tthomaselli2]

8 people don't like cookies.

[tthomaselli2]

I know the movie sucked, but, now I have a reason to watch 'Jingle All The Way' the next time it comes on T.V. just to see the "Who told you you could eat my cookies?" part.

[bercziiiib]

@tthomaselli2

it doesn't worth it. just watch it on youtube...

[tthomaselli2]

8 people ate the cookies.

[cjcool91]

Alright ill put the fucking cookie down! god!

[xWagnerPlaguesx]

cookiecore

[Conker53rd]

8 people don't think my wife's cookies are out of this world.

[gopi151515]

\m/,,\m/ 

[idolguns]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!!

[chamara445]

lol



[KatsumottoThuggy]

vocals done by geoff petersen (the late late show with Craig Ferguson) - seriously, look it up

[IaMaSeXyDaY]

Awesoooooooooooooooooooooomes