there was a cobra commander on Free Talk Live tonight claiming he would run for 2012. He says people will vote for him because he'll be the first to admit that he is enslaving you.... LOL!
Cobra Commnader = President Destro = Vice-President Baroness = Secretary of State Dr. Mindbender = CIA Director Tzartan = Secretary of the Interior Storm Shadow = Head of Secret Service Major Bludd = Secretary of War Tomax and Xamot = Secretary of Treasury Wild Weasel = Secretary of Transportation Firefly = Secretary of Homeland Security Tzaranna = Secretary of Education Scrap Iron = Secretary of Labor 4 Dread Knox = Agriculture, Veterans Affairs, Energy, Housing & Urban Develop.
The only reason I ever watched G4 was because of the female hosts' huge Breasts....that's worth getting my attention. What's funny from this sketch is the Cobra Commander costume is better than what they used in the actual movie!
He should have also said that if elected as Pres, he'll send Zartan to deal with Osama and bring back his head, in a bag, to his desk in the Oval office.
Holy Crap, I was just wondering how many AK-47s COBRA must have!!! They must have trillions! I would honestly vote for him, he'd probably just nuke the Middle East instead of looking for Bin Laden!
Cobra Commander would've ordered his legions of average Vipers and his elite Crimson Guard to storm the White House if the media didn't give him this interview.
Wasn't it actually Serpentor who screamed "Cobra-la-la-la"? :D
Kewryn 4 days ago
If I was old enough to vote, i'd defently vote for him! World domenation! Mwahahahahahahah (sorry for bad spelling)
DarkRose219 1 week ago
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MegaSixmillion 3 weeks ago
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!
FlameG102 3 months ago 5
LOL funny skit! And oh, that Olivia Munn, hottest woman to walk the earth!
BluTrilobite 3 months ago
cobra commander 2012 !!
vSHADOWVIPERv 4 months ago
Olivia was the hottest AOTS host!
bigjc87 4 months ago
America already has a weather dominator, called HAARP.
Gamebox27 4 months ago
Got my vote
Symos 5 months ago
I don't remember Cobra Commander ever doing the Cobra LA-LA-LA-LA-LA. Thought that was Serpentor.
EMHbelmonte 5 months ago
After reading up on it I'm a fan of his elderly into food program. Its a good solid plan
Tatsu0chan 5 months ago
He'd get us out of Iraq.
RETREEEEEEEEEEAAAAT!
SoleMan117 6 months ago 26
COBRA-LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA huuu LALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!
Devastator1775 7 months ago
coguh barack obama lmao
popsnacks2 7 months ago
Lol elderly into food program.
Puhtuka 7 months ago
i'm voting for cobra
megaawsomeaustin 7 months ago
/watch?v=AfDOKMAR_Ig
gamesith 7 months ago
Had I known he was running, he would have gotten my vote. Oh well. 1 more year and we get another shot.
COBRA COMMANDER 2012
bjfuller2000 7 months ago
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*No bullshit about this!* ^_^
Just type this up on any search engine:
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GCXtremeBoomboxUnit 8 months ago
I refuse to name anyone specifically *barrackobama*
lol
Grimmwood 8 months ago
i hate the guy's voice behind this cobra commander. fuckin annoying to listen to.
tommymarines1 9 months ago
finally i a canidate i can vote for
superman1252009 9 months ago
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id like to fuck that bitch
wtfcobra 9 months ago
id like to fuck that bitch
wtfcobra 9 months ago
COBRA COMMANDER-DESTRO 2012
sdegroot1 10 months ago
@sdegroot1
Don't Forget Serpentor for 2012 lol?
pluto4847 9 months ago
We'll have to deal with the 15 GI Joe agents who voted this down. COBRRAAA!
TheHyena42 10 months ago 3
COOOOOOOOBRA!!!
metjet4 10 months ago
@metjet4 I agree COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA
capnmisanthropy 10 months ago
@Mhabalzizhari I'm torn between voting for him, or Dr. Insano for a second term.
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
Man, he'd have gotten my vote if I hadn't already given it to M. Bison. And it was already hard enough to choose between him and Red Skull.
Omeganed0 11 months ago
A 2 trillion dollar proposal for a weather dominator? Well that was pretty much the stimulus!
dudeman5685 11 months ago
Fools!! Cobra Commander has spoken!!
SOLACEBOY 1 year ago
HAIL COBRA!!!
elliotcheely 1 year ago 3
he would have had my vote if i had known he was running
zackody132 1 year ago
Well all that money for a state of the art Weather Dominator?
At least he'd have something to show for. Obama has spent the same amount of money and has dick to show for it.
young5ever 1 year ago
Hes just gonna take votes away from Megatron and Sarah Palin
TrollCapAmerica 1 year ago
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jonitaJakse 1 year ago
hes like a human-invader zim, on drugs. all day.
xsuicideSMILEx 1 year ago
COOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
germanxguerra 1 year ago
well he's got my vote
blackholeindustries 1 year ago
COOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAA!!!!! in 2012
shaaban103noble 1 year ago 2
Lets forgive him for what hes done
DrLeonardBonesMcCoy 1 year ago
?!?!?!
justinadil1 1 year ago
I would so vote for him!
LaCegua 1 year ago 2
COBRA!!!!!
CoolioVids101 1 year ago
I'd vote for him... He's at least honest about his intentions.
zombieboyfiend 1 year ago 3
COBRA COMMANDER IN 2012
SwordAlchemistKiki 1 year ago
IF THERE'S A T-SHIRT READING I VOTED FOR THE COMMANDER, I'LL BUY. LOL
RevelationWarriors 1 year ago
cobra commander as presdent :D
BrianSouvannarath 1 year ago
COBRAAAAAA LLALALALALAAALALALLALALALALALLALALALALALALALALLALAL.............LLALALALALALALALALALALAL OK lol
jama655 1 year ago
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
hfcobra 1 year ago
Cobra Commander 2012
shaaban103noble 1 year ago 18
I would have voted for him. Hail Cobra!!
wolfman72419 1 year ago
All i have to say...COBRA!!!!!!!!
roseblossom166 1 year ago
Zartan intends to change the meaning of "going green." COOOOOBBBBBRRAAAAA!
JeffBlazer74 1 year ago
Lols he's a Washington outsider just like Pallin xD
darknessofkrish 1 year ago
Lol! My hero!
HaloBlack01 1 year ago
lol i rather have COBRA COMMANDER than Obama >_> lolz HAHAHAHAHAHA
TOALewa20 1 year ago
Cobra commander for the next Speaker of the House in November 2010
wondermega4ever 1 year ago
will he be running in 2012 if so i will vote for him at least he wouldn't be like your typical politician! he might be a good leader.
bigman10239 1 year ago
I'M VOTING FOR STAR-SCREAM!!!!
RevelationWarriors 1 year ago 2
I VOTE FOR U COBRA! :D
iAbrilxD 1 year ago
I want a waether dominator
grownuptrunks 1 year ago
Cobra Commander couldn't have screwed up the country more than Obama has, one dictator for another, Cobra Commander in 2012.
Bcburgess 1 year ago
there was a cobra commander on Free Talk Live tonight claiming he would run for 2012. He says people will vote for him because he'll be the first to admit that he is enslaving you.... LOL!
truthIsStranger 1 year ago
nutcase...
o0Mila0o 1 year ago
He works for the CFR and the UN these days
ryno99 1 year ago
Cobra-lalalalalalallalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalallaa
matmatkill 1 year ago 6
2:26-2:45 - LOLZ!
thephantomplatypus 1 year ago
i'd rather have Cobra Commander as president then what is in office know.
lovejen01 1 year ago 4
HAIL COBRA!!!!!!
cchasler 2 years ago 3
what a nut
mnky1715 2 years ago
Cobra Commander won....he was really Dick Cheney.
jtack19791 2 years ago 4
ha ha
dunnowy123 2 years ago
...Well, at least we finally have a candidate that's up front on the issues.
happyspandex 2 years ago 23
all hail cobraaaa!
masterchiefboy11 2 years ago 7
He has my vote
RedScot13 2 years ago 6
Vote Cobra!!!!
You Rock!!!!!
overpwnage17 2 years ago 2
I voted for him.
BrockSamsonUSA09 2 years ago 4
LOL
RyuichixCMZ 2 years ago
I want that outfit
KevinCarey 2 years ago 3
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Cobra1098 2 years ago
shat will the joe's do if cobra commander is the presd
kluang1 2 years ago
No0rgy 2 years ago 49
@No0rgy who da fa is dr. fingerblenda
TheSkatingreptile 1 year ago
@No0rgy you have everything figured out
ChromeGhost0219 1 year ago
@ChromeGhost0219 He has been on Cobra commander's side helping him plan it out from the beginning.
cdromXXXX 1 year ago
@cdromXXXX OF COURSE!
ChromeGhost0219 1 year ago
@No0rgy Why are you spelling Zarana and Zartan with a Tz? Are you from Tzaristan?
cyriljackal 5 months ago
lol the econamy could use a guy like cobra comander
digioverlord 2 years ago 5
There goes the Neighborhood
Wardog687 2 years ago
He is. They screwed that up
Dragonrider1227 2 years ago
The only reason I ever watched G4 was because of the female hosts' huge Breasts....that's worth getting my attention. What's funny from this sketch is the Cobra Commander costume is better than what they used in the actual movie!
TOYMASTERFUL 2 years ago 3
I'm getting images in my head of the Baroness playing with Sarah Palin, hehehe :-)
Thomasfyren2 2 years ago 2
LOL The Baroness would kick Sarah Palin's ASS! And I'd pay good money to see it XD
Dragonrider1227 2 years ago
It is only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world class... buffoon!
Kev95682 2 years ago
LOL! ROFLMAO!
Hail Cobra Commander!
Baroness for Secretary of State?
Destro for Secretary of Defense?
Zartan as Secretary of the Interior?
Storm Shadow as CIA Director?
....
Paakun80914 2 years ago 5
dont forget Destro as vice president
Bigstarrocker9 2 years ago
hail cobra commander
rishiarora1983 2 years ago 3
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jamesfmurray 2 years ago
I'd join Cobra forces.
RacerE7773 2 years ago
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He sounds like Borat!
i742 2 years ago
we need him he would fight the terrorist since hes one he would now their weakness
IamlordEVIL 2 years ago 6
¡Kupra!
chavalote 2 years ago
Cobra-la-la-la-la!
deviantdrummerjosh 2 years ago 5
This was stupid. Cobra commander needs to be more evil and less funny.
Hordak81 2 years ago 4
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'Just another lame Obama-bashing spot dressed-up as entertainment.
I expected a lot better from "Attack Of The Show". They ussually make great parodies.
SinnFein4ever 2 years ago
Maybe Obama is really Zartan!!!
WebVMan 2 years ago 3
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KingGoose24 10 months ago
Cobra Commander doesn't need your votes when he got a big ass laser beam!
zallasane 2 years ago 4
at this point, i'd take cobra commander over obama any day.
meatalman539 2 years ago
Victory for Cobra Commander.
Song476 2 years ago 7
it real
NIGHTMAREMASTERDEAD4 2 years ago
wth he stole serpentors line!!!
wastedredhead 2 years ago
COBRA LALALALALALALALALA!!!
wastedredhead 2 years ago 2
This is how he was supposed to look in the movie :)
Maxush 2 years ago 33
Yeaahhh....
Emm...
That would have NOT worked at all.
:D
Nikolai2099 2 years ago
Ofcourse it would! Just make it more dark (kinda like what he wore in the movie. Just keep the mask.
Maxush 2 years ago 2
COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
COBRA COMMANDER for 2012
Assassin0798 2 years ago 5
COBRALALALLALALALLALALAL HAHA
Desvena 2 years ago 4
Palin and Cobra Commander for 2016. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
mrkeeboard 2 years ago 2
He should have also said that if elected as Pres, he'll send Zartan to deal with Osama and bring back his head, in a bag, to his desk in the Oval office.
Aenarion28 2 years ago 5
lol..... hey wait cobra lalala that was serpenters line
would have won if he ran with destro
daydaviddunn 2 years ago
How the hell did Obama beat him?!?!?!? I mean come on Cobra Commander would have fixed up our economy and everything!!!!
GODZILLAANDSOUNDWAVE 2 years ago 6
FAIL
schwoogie78 2 years ago
yea nuke the middle east so we run out of oil idiot...
moneycarslife 2 years ago
COBRAAAAAA!!!
JaminHell 2 years ago
This is fucking genius
COBRA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Sac077 2 years ago
ALL HAIL, COBRA!
gsp1995 2 years ago 2
HAIL COBRA !
TrueBeliever77 2 years ago 2
hi sir cops are after you
SshikitO 2 years ago
Joker=Best criminal ever!!!
Cobra Commander=Best terrorist ever!!!
Holy Crap, I was just wondering how many AK-47s COBRA must have!!! They must have trillions! I would honestly vote for him, he'd probably just nuke the Middle East instead of looking for Bin Laden!
Cobra1098 2 years ago
heh didn't you hear his campaign? he won't nuke what he doesn't need to...he'll dominate the weather instead!
fission2 2 years ago 3
I'd vote for him.
TheRandomCentral 2 years ago 3
ninja please
fdesouchecom 2 years ago
Hell. Cobra Commander prolly would do a better job than obama
socomsniper784 2 years ago 5
Cobra commander all the way!
InsaneComedian 2 years ago 3
COUGH! BARACK OBAMA!
Ha! For the Win!
Weather Dominator!
IronHyena 2 years ago 2
Cobra better than Obama?
TexasGuy09 2 years ago 2
Everyone is better than Obama, we'll... McCain isn't. Cobra would be better than them.
BeastlyGerman 2 years ago
Obama sucks, that's why
BeastlyGerman 2 years ago 3
Cobra Commander still rules!
dantasyland 2 years ago
R.I.P. Chris Latta (the original Cobra Commander!)
LJaiNYC1983 2 years ago 6
COBRA LA LA LA LA LA!
LJaiNYC1983 2 years ago 2
cobra commander for 2012!!!
COBRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
LadyRoughneck 2 years ago 2
Cobra In 2012!
shaaban103noble 2 years ago 4
COBRAAAAA!!!
PurpuhlRowboht 2 years ago
who screams that?
jboyes11 2 years ago
fucking sweet, not his voice though
tatumd666 2 years ago
its funny but the guys cobra inpersonation kinda sucked
hgcx 2 years ago
*tear* his speech was so beautiful
kiuki42 2 years ago 4
He's got my vote. Haaiil Cobraaa!!!!!!!!
ihatewhiningbitches 2 years ago 4
Cobra Commander would've ordered his legions of average Vipers and his elite Crimson Guard to storm the White House if the media didn't give him this interview.
darkgodnaar 2 years ago 2
COBRAAAAAA!!!!
SneakyAdmiral 2 years ago
Don't blame me, I voted for COBRAAAAAA!!!
Matt10670 2 years ago 23
Elderly Into Food? Weather Dominator? Omg, I would sooo vote for him!!
asurasyn 2 years ago 2
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i will vote for him
gazzamania7 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
OMG tHIS ALL WAYS MAKES ME CRACK UP SO BAD LOL SO FUCKING FUNNY
santiagomen 2 years ago 5
Oh, I see... If the Cobra Commander sees Obama as his political enemy, then surely Obama is the "good guy". More brainwashing.
Philhelm 2 years ago 3
Well said
DetectivePopcorn 2 years ago
obama sux i shoulda voted for Cobra commander
deathmetal44 2 years ago 27
"obama sux i shoulda voted for Cobra commander "
at least we would Know what Cobra Commander was all about, as opposed to...
DontBeObamaZombies 2 years ago 5
I'd imagne that once Cobra Commander was in power and had his wish, he'd be more like Ron Paul when it comes to the issues.
Philhelm 2 years ago 4
"I'd imagne that once Cobra Commander was in power and had his wish, he'd be more like Ron Paul when it comes to the issues."
Hahaha.
RON PAUL!!
COBRAAAA!!
DontBeObamaZombies 2 years ago 4
Ron Paul-al-al-al-al-al-al!!!!
Philhelm 2 years ago 4
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FUCK g4
clerzerkerTOto7 2 years ago
Joke was better on Something Awful.
thehelveticascenario 2 years ago 2
Cobralaaaaa!!!
spaceghost1313 2 years ago 2
1.) G4 rocks
2.) this shit is just funny!
mrsmac91606 2 years ago
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ln629397 2 years ago
that girl is HOT.. jesus
BriantProductions 2 years ago
yea man for sure she is hot like lava
afshin021 2 years ago
watch G4 her name is Olivia Munn
mrsmac91606 2 years ago
thanks mate, i dont think they show it is aus but ill look it up
afshin021 2 years ago
hmmm a faceless facist dictator puppet,serving the new world order for President? no thanks!
teemu1381 2 years ago
He's got my vote
ffs, we need a leader with balls.
clustro 2 years ago
love it.. i can't stop laughing
norhafizi 2 years ago
This guy should've been casted to play Cobra Commander on the new live action Gi Joe movie. HE COULD WIN AN OSCAR....OR TWELVE!
simlog1332 2 years ago
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cobra commander's a fag
CraigKramer 2 years ago