Arj Barker | 2011 Melbourne Comedy Festival All Stars

[MrVenealex]

the sistine chapel is in vatican city, not italy.

[0zzyninja]

@MrVenealex isn't the vatican in Rome?  which is in Italy? and Arj said spain.

[minifilmsltd]

all I can think of when watching this, is flight of the conchords

[Plumby135]

Fuck, this is not funny.

[KlayyJayy]

@Plumby135 yeah it is. just different

[plastiksmurf]

oh my god - I just watched a video of someone who thinks the sistene chapel is in spain. i mean even if you live in australia! also if you discuss if sth. is in the vatican city "OR" in rome. you should not have a "partner".

[sixstringedthing]

11 people have no mates.

(Fuckin' hell, I finally posted a joke comment about likes/dislikes, I'll be just over there shooting myself in the face)

[chnaUe]

the sistine chappel is in italy ;-)

[guitarg0d7007]

Ive always wanted to hug a polar bear before I die

[Budzy231]

before i die i want to run across a shooting range on a busy day

[LanryLeeFefeby666]

it is in Rome but he's joking cause he's a comedian they do shit like that from time to time.

[themightyeythain]

@LanryLeeFefeby666 Pretty sure the Sistine Chapel is in the Vatican City, not Rome.

[Mrkti]

i think we need to go back to the time, where the top comments where phrases from the video...

[newbietuber99966]

isnt the sistine chapel in rome? or am I just confused?

[hamoolio127]

fuckin boring

[Blackfiria]

Spain???? haha idiot

[ArsenicApplejuice]

@Blackfiria yes this is a comedian... they tell jokes. This is a joke. lol =P

[cowfman]

@ArsenicApplejuice It's not a joke if it doesn't make sense though, is it? He meant that if you want to see something, just go see it. A simple blunder, it happens.

[ArsenicApplejuice]

@cowfman it could be that, but often he plays down his intelligence for his comedy. In Australia he often plays the roles of the stupid American which entails not knowing anything about the world outside America..

[AGameGem]

He hasn't seen Hachiko then...

[jiscute4]

The Sistine Chapel is in Italy, not Spain :)



[7CellarDoors]

The top two comments have blown my mind...

[tazmon122]

i only have one item on my bucket list: become successful through either my art or my music, so that way i can not only inspire someone, but also what someone looks at or hears that stops them from suicide....ok i have 2 bucket list items, the other is to be in a public school textbook as helping to rewrite history. thanks to Occupy, the internet, social media, and Anonymous that one is more or less achieved

[TahlBePirate]

Tim Minchin's line was the best.

[dameanz]

He is not funny at all

[leroymp31]

nah you're mates a cunt.

[downunderdemocrat]

Poor gf gotta be the butt of jocks for years.

[randomlimit27]

the thing about Arj is that he purposely says the wrong shit to fuck with the audience for the sake of comedy :)

[CAEUhacker]

He said Spain on purpose, just see the funny side and stop being so nooby D:

[ItsOneInAMillion]

Hahha the Sistine Chapel is not in Spain!

[DoomedITellsYa]

@ItsOneInAMillion Read 10INTM's comment below. It'll address your issue.

[aKa12ambo]

SWIPE AND BUNGI

[Axerty1234]

Arjy Barjy

[misskathrynhall]

i love this man.

[Th3RussBus]

Australia loves you Arj!

[10INTM]

Australian Seth Green at the beginning.

[MrsLedZepper]

BEST SHIRT RIGHT THERE! :D

[WeTeX30]

spain?

[sachiokun]

Sistine Chapel is not in Spain Arj it is in Vatican City, Italy. You fuck your shit up!

[KingLaBleu]

@sachiokun You absolutely missed the point...

[athox]

@sachiokun Vatican City is not in Italy, it's in The Holy See.

[10INTM]

@sachiokun Vatican City is not in Italy, it's its own city-state. Other than being ironic, you completely missed the point; he wasn't going for accuracy but was just mocking the whole idea by using with rash inaccurate oversimplification which indicates how little things like seeing the Sistine Chapel matter on a bucket list.

[kingfappington]

@sachiokun Pretty sure it was deliberate mate. He makes inaccurate statements for comedic effect, and most people find it funny.

[kingfappington]

@sachiokun In many ways, it's like he's trolling while doing stand up so that anal douchebags will feel compelled to comment on it.

[HayziFromOz]

Usually when I get a few mates together and two of them share a name, the larger is automatically "Bruce". It's more natural.

[SgtPepper613]

Zeppelin!!!

[SgtPepper613]

Nic

[StewieGriffin44]

@VanruteAnita Yeah. That's kinda the point of the joke. It's why he says "dumbass" after it.

[VanruteAnita]

I don't wanna be a pain in the arse, but if you'd like to visit the Sistine chapel, it's probably easier to book a trip to Rome (Italy). You'd have to walk a bit less.

[jaded229]

@VanruteAnita

I was wondering if anyone would notice.

[Hesponator]

It's hilarious how he rocks the sneans.

[ChoonDSW]

best joke i've heard from arj:

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"I like to do my bit for society...you know what i mean....I always like to ginda help out for the good of the community..like...when I'm at a public toilet or at a restaurant toilet and I see a cake on the toilet bowl (shit stain) I always try to piss it off clean. Thats my bit for the greater good." LMFAO

[DEEninetysix]

comenniest fudian.

[jessduck1989]

I'll be your intercourse associate any day Arj ;)

[shmorider]

i think the top comments are connected, but if only i knew how.

[Mikeybetts]

@Mikeybetts

before i die *

[jisforjack1]

cunniest fomedian



[RiffTheory]

The Sistine Chapel isn't in Spain. It's in the Vatican City (Italy, kinda).

[Laraisawesome]

@RiffTheory probably part of the joke . . .

[jo536]

@Laraisawesome How?

[pigfarts100]

I refuse to go bunji jumping Arj. . . I came into this world through broken rubber and I don't intend on leaving it the same way!!!

[VerilyTY]

Before I die, I want to tell Arj Barker that his feigned stupidity shtick (yes, he knows the Sistine Chapel is not in Spain; that's the joke) detracts from the humor rather than adding to it.

[bluejayvip]

susan my intercourse associate..lol

[MelanieBalassis]

HIS TOP IS SO COOL!

[elsiee94]

JMGDW TIM MINCHIN WAS HOSTING HOLY SHIT HE IS SO HOT

[gornmaker]

this is bullshit its 3pm I'm not even tired

[jimbobcatfish]

I bet that I can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.

[thisisrachels]

@jimbobcatfish omg hahaha.. thought there were shit on my screen for the longest time

[RVXproductions]

@jimbobcatfish I bet you can't take that e off your mark.

[honkieswitattitude]

@andrewMacedonia i think the joke is that the sistine chapel is in Italy

[AndrewMacedonia]

16 chapel is in italy not spain arj

[malenkoicp]

@AndrewMacedonia 16 chapel? wtf is the 16 chapel? surely you mean the sistine chapel

[dexdex1560]

@AndrewMacedonia technically it is in Vatican City.

[picardythird3]

Life mate?

[this1wasnttaken]

intro guy looks like a Russel Brand wanna be

[temptationofmemories]

@this1wasnttaken except Tim Minchin's humour is entirely different to Russell Brands, he is a musical comedian and puts his humour into songs on the piano because he's a talented piano player. That is nothing like Russell Brand. And what do you think he invented that look, Tim Minchin has been dressing and doing his hair like that for years, he's an Australian born comedian and actually really funny. You should watch his material before you say he's a Russell Brand wannabe

[AllThatKazz]

Arji Barji!!!!! Why didn't I get that photo op at MICF...that's on my bucket list now.



[hornybastard7]

Gotta be the worst i seen from aRji.. BarJi.. Crykey!!!

[HLFracture]

Spain?

[shmorider]

@HLFracture part of his comedic act is he acts retarded most people don't get it

[TheNashvilleLover]

fumedian cunniest

[Nessa5651]

lol he is so funny

[iwillgetintoxicated]

wil anderson is better, just saying.

[blaze445566]

cunniest fomedian

[WolfTheGamer]

I love how the top two comments are so unique :)

[JelleSwaan]

sisteine chapel?? spain?? i thought vatican. but i wont joke about him, his dog exploded. aawwhhhh

[gpumn1]

Hahaha!!! Awesome.

[Mirokism]

He's funny but....can this guy stop shouting out his jokes for a minute?

[SuperCorey95]

@Mirokism

If he didn't he wouldn't be Arj now would he :P

[funkyjuice89]

oh god he's hotter than ever!! :D i really have a crush on him haha

[am15101989]

he is gorgeousssss, and so funny!

[Doomcrystal8]

he has a good point

[100deidara001]

i dont see whats so funny... i call my "partner" my intercourse associate... don't other people?

[thesaidso]

@100deidara001 no, people call their "patner" patner, girlfriend or friends with benifits.

[100deidara001]

@thesaidso you know i was being sarcastic right ppl?

[thesaidso]

@100deidara001 hahaha ohh :)

[JCast478]

@ProudBlackMan1 YES AND THATS Y ITS FUNNY, CAUSE HE SAID DUMB ASS! BUT HE WAS THE DUMBASS, MADE IT SIMPLE FOR U BUD;]

[eschaton]

Decent comic, but that Spain bit was pretty ignorant and off-putting . The Sistine Chapel is in Vatican City nearly a thousand kilometers away from Spain...

Takes a pretty damn short world view to not know that. I mean, it's only one of the most famous landmarks on the entire fucking planet.

[the22nd]

@eschaton thats the kind of jokes he does dude. the ignorant kind.

[FinnMD]

@eschaton that's the point.

[jezmuff]

@eschaton Noone cares

[candycanechild333]

@eschaton That is why it is a joke...

[epicbonghits09]

im australian and im high and that wasnt even that funny... except for the marley and me joke that was funny :)

[LebronMVP4LIFE]

@epicbonghits09 australian AND high...thats a good combo. lol

[fuckenbobmate]

Commiest Funedian. 

[geelongcats98]

click 4:08 lots.. kinda creeps you out

[Drunkkid69]

He is such a funny dude. He knows what Australians find funny!

[UniqueAngel9]

I saw his show this year at the festival, I lovvvvve arj

[FlaminSexGod]

Vatican city is a city state its not its own country

[trildog]

Phunnyist Kommiedian

[ljmuzza]

Wtf at 4:10 who suits up for the comedy festival?

[mattmackay92]

@delshard lol vatican city isnt in italy dumb fuck its its own country

[olitinge]

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[jaries12]

@olitinge True so

[theQer]

Funniest comedian

[kayjay1269]

funniest comedian

[ablokenamedbob]

Funniest comedian.

[jaries12]

@ablokenamedbob So true

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