@offplanetfilms they need 2 get a sense of humor then.i mean i kno a delusional wiccan who believe she can get away w living n a house w no electricity & not pay taxes, but the others are pretty down 2 earth.
If you're lucky, you'll get the chains & bedplay!! ... if you're not so lucky, you'll get one that sits around eating cottage cheese all day while watching "Charmed" dvds!
Oh damn, I was thinking of proposing to my wife who's a witch. She binds our daughters hands together with fabric and then sets them on fire. Apprently it's going to help our daughter connect with her element of fire. She also injects her with love potions and slashes her wrists to release toxins from her body. I love my wife.
Witches keep coming up with new reasons to be offended, don't they? ...Go ahead & laugh, it's just a cartoon with a black-humored angle. If you can't laugh at something... it's not really worth taking seriously, is it?
no i don't believe witches are coming up with "new ways to be offended" if this weren't a joke than it would be offensive, but it is so it's ok but still you wouldn't make a movie about why you shouldn't date a black guy would you?
Ah, if you take that line to the extreme, we all may as well only create politically-correct, view-atrophied videos depicting Bambi walking in flowery meadows all day!
Films that offend nobody, rarely entertain ANYBODY! ...I will always make videos that will unfortunately be interpreted as "eggshells" by an emotionally compromised minority.
It really is a funny old world! ...It's a pity that a vocal "sensitive" minority have forgotten the art of laughing at it!
this is actually pretty funny. can't people just take a joke. i get it that some wiccans might get offended, but its they might just need to lighten up. btw, i'm a witch (not a wiccan)
Allow me to translate: "It's funny, some people can't take a joke. I understand that some batshit crazy people might be offended in their own special batshit crazy way. By the way, I am also batshit crazy. But not that kind of batshit crazy. A different kind, indistinguishable from that kind. Thankyou."
what is your problem?! you may consider others "bat shit crazy" and myself also, but who are you to say we're crazy. I don't know what you're trying to start with me or are trying to accomplish by calling names and judging, but its rather sad. I was simply stating that Wiccans who take them selves WAY too seriously and also commented on this video, needed to lighten up. its just someones view point that happened to be quite funny. and no i'm not wiccan but i am a witch.
and there is quite a difference between some witches and wiccans. Wiccans follow certain rules and laws such as "Do what thou wilt and harm none" But the the difference Witches, is that some, including myself, do not hesitate to handles those who pester us, by whatever means. Thank you ;-)
Well that's really a trivial difference when you consider that the main factor that identifies each ist he totally baseless, insane belief that one can cast magic spells and "handle those who pester us" with hexes and curses. It's just ridiculous. And my problem, by the way, is that people like you, who lack the substance to make even a simple correct decision to reject such bunk get to live alongside those who actually deserve to.
actually most witches, although i can't speak for all, would consider it EXTREMELY immoral to engage in the kind of behavior that you describe. In fact, wiccans in particular follow a law that strictly forbids that sort of thing.
I'm glad that the "Witch" in this looked more like the Wicked Witch of the West instead of a real Witch. It's cute
DarknessofWhite 8 months ago
im pagan & i found this funny
fairy687 1 year ago
@fairy687 ...Alas, many others don't seem too! (Well done!)
offplanetfilms 1 year ago
@offplanetfilms they need 2 get a sense of humor then.i mean i kno a delusional wiccan who believe she can get away w living n a house w no electricity & not pay taxes, but the others are pretty down 2 earth.
fairy687 1 year ago
Sounds like Oprah must be a Witch, because that's how she believes all men should be! lol
kryckeestrooff 2 years ago
Yikes! ...I think you're onto something!!!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
So you're telling me that if I marry my wiccan gf I can get hung over the bed in chains and bondage gear? SIGN ME UP!
Though I'm wicca, I got some chuckles out of it. 4*
RadiatedZombie 2 years ago
If you're lucky, you'll get the chains & bedplay!! ... if you're not so lucky, you'll get one that sits around eating cottage cheese all day while watching "Charmed" dvds!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
im about to marry an aussie wiccan... thank u for this video..
EklabooshSkepertash 2 years ago
Im a wiccan and this just made me laugh heck only a bit of fun =P
TheParanormalX 2 years ago
Extremely well said! (thank you!!)
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
Your welcome lol
TheParanormalX 2 years ago
Oh damn, I was thinking of proposing to my wife who's a witch. She binds our daughters hands together with fabric and then sets them on fire. Apprently it's going to help our daughter connect with her element of fire. She also injects her with love potions and slashes her wrists to release toxins from her body. I love my wife.
DemonDemonic2006 2 years ago
How do you propose to your wife?
lilrowyravenclaw 2 years ago
I think she proposed to him! (It was probably an offer he couldn't refuse) ...Magic does wonders to a guy!!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
omg i was gonna date a witch next week but after your helpful tips i think i'll flag it....
TrancePants78 2 years ago
You're a wise man!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
i would love to kiss her feet
id even do more than that
foot1209 2 years ago
I'm spellbound by this..!
leokimvideo 2 years ago
lmfao, this was so funny, it's not true obviously, but it is absolutely hilarious
thedarkmoonmidnight 2 years ago
This would be funny if it didn't use actual symbols of Witchcraft. But it does, so it is rather offensive.
ybennoach 2 years ago
Witches keep coming up with new reasons to be offended, don't they? ...Go ahead & laugh, it's just a cartoon with a black-humored angle. If you can't laugh at something... it's not really worth taking seriously, is it?
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
no i don't believe witches are coming up with "new ways to be offended" if this weren't a joke than it would be offensive, but it is so it's ok but still you wouldn't make a movie about why you shouldn't date a black guy would you?
bassistoftheyear 2 years ago
Ah, if you take that line to the extreme, we all may as well only create politically-correct, view-atrophied videos depicting Bambi walking in flowery meadows all day!
Films that offend nobody, rarely entertain ANYBODY! ...I will always make videos that will unfortunately be interpreted as "eggshells" by an emotionally compromised minority.
It really is a funny old world! ...It's a pity that a vocal "sensitive" minority have forgotten the art of laughing at it!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
not a bad video
ss33988 2 years ago
It's one of my personal faves out of our collection... it certainly seems to get a few people whipped-up though!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
Featured video,,nice.
leokimvideo 2 years ago
that was funny....
ravenwolfgang1969 2 years ago
this is actually pretty funny. can't people just take a joke. i get it that some wiccans might get offended, but its they might just need to lighten up. btw, i'm a witch (not a wiccan)
1197541 2 years ago
...Very well said!
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
so,please tell me what's so great about being a witts???
StudderinDuk 2 years ago
Allow me to translate: "It's funny, some people can't take a joke. I understand that some batshit crazy people might be offended in their own special batshit crazy way. By the way, I am also batshit crazy. But not that kind of batshit crazy. A different kind, indistinguishable from that kind. Thankyou."
Isntallowed 2 years ago
what is your problem?! you may consider others "bat shit crazy" and myself also, but who are you to say we're crazy. I don't know what you're trying to start with me or are trying to accomplish by calling names and judging, but its rather sad. I was simply stating that Wiccans who take them selves WAY too seriously and also commented on this video, needed to lighten up. its just someones view point that happened to be quite funny. and no i'm not wiccan but i am a witch.
1197541 2 years ago
and there is quite a difference between some witches and wiccans. Wiccans follow certain rules and laws such as "Do what thou wilt and harm none" But the the difference Witches, is that some, including myself, do not hesitate to handles those who pester us, by whatever means. Thank you ;-)
1197541 2 years ago
Well that's really a trivial difference when you consider that the main factor that identifies each ist he totally baseless, insane belief that one can cast magic spells and "handle those who pester us" with hexes and curses. It's just ridiculous. And my problem, by the way, is that people like you, who lack the substance to make even a simple correct decision to reject such bunk get to live alongside those who actually deserve to.
Isntallowed 2 years ago
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1197541 2 years ago
I'm sorry for my words but FUCK YOU ! THAT'S BULLSHITS ! STOP FUCKING WITH WITCHCRAFT !!!
martitopartitokz 2 years ago
...Oops...was that the sound of a chord being struck?
offplanetfilms 2 years ago
Haha yeah, wouldn't want someone to mix up a magic potion with eye of newt and put a magical hex on you! Scary stuff!
Isntallowed 2 years ago
LOL
lavvy2585 3 years ago
lol. i aint seen my boyfriend complaining. n_n - witch
princessannikki 3 years ago
(He wouldn't openly dare!)
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
actually most witches, although i can't speak for all, would consider it EXTREMELY immoral to engage in the kind of behavior that you describe. In fact, wiccans in particular follow a law that strictly forbids that sort of thing.
EmbraceYourInnerEris 3 years ago 2
very amusing
*is also a witch*
saboinia 3 years ago
Glad you liked it!
*is also a member of the Brights movement*
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
LOL, very cool!
roco6699 3 years ago
lol
zbey12345 3 years ago
This will probably offend a few Wiccans!
dackjaniels555 3 years ago 2
...BRING 'EM ON!!! ...or should I really be scared? ...I'll have either basketcases or witchypoo's after me!! (Perhaps it's a no-win situation.)
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
But maybe I want to be a zombie slave bed puppet.
...actually, I guess I don't.
Pity you chose both extremes (ie It all works or non of it works). Still, humour requires extremes.
AdderSIG 3 years ago
*laughs hysterically*
*is a witch*
Umused 3 years ago
LOL! I love it!!!!! xx
WitchesSky 3 years ago
swapping out girl power on fav with this one..
zombie slave bed puppet..
The Mad Bomber.
leokimvideo 3 years ago
EXCELLENT! I just subbed to your great channel.
moomay11649 3 years ago
Thanks & glad you like our stuff! ...we'll be uploading more of our HelpYourSurvive series shortly.
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
I am a zombie slave bed puppet...
...but I don't have crystal balls.
zempnsazza 3 years ago
It doesn't matter what balls are made of ...just make sure one stays higher than the other one, so they don't clang!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Sooooooo good I gave it the passage via all contacts....
The Mad Bomber..
leokimvideo 3 years ago
Haa... glad you like it!! (it's rapidly becoming one of my personal faves)
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Pretty funny! Fortunately, most witches *I* know are more like tree huggers than boil your cat types! hahahaha XD
jcmegabyte 3 years ago
Ah, that's just the old "I'm a earthy good witch" wool they pull over your eyes before the manipulation commences!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Both situations sound better than my current one
Yakovich 3 years ago 2
You have my deepest, deepest empathies... hope you see the light at the end of the tunnel soon (without it being a train headlight)
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
LOLOL!
Epic DIY Help!
Great advice!
5 *****
EasyRaoul 3 years ago 3
I'm really glad you liked it! ...we're going to make a few more of these (they're fun as all hell to make!)
offplanetfilms 3 years ago
Hellfire..... this is a delightful public service announcement.
bohitchcock 3 years ago 4
You're welcome, Bo! ...We're always glad to be of service!
offplanetfilms 3 years ago