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  • Jigsaw: Wanna play a game?

    Me: SURE!

    *Holds a deck of Chinese cards*

    Me: lets play Chinese poker!

    Jigsaw: ...

    Jigsaw: i have to go now...

    *Runs away on little tri-cycle*

  • Jigsaw, Y U NO HAVE A HD TV?

  • oh look a wild jigsaw has appeared and hes brought a tricicle :)

  • jigsaw:i want to play a game.

    me:sorry,i only have one controller.

    jigsaw:....... :-(

  • Jigsaw : I want to play a game

    Orange : He apple

    Jigsaw : Wtf ?

    Orange : Hey apple wat are you doing?

    Jigsaw : I AM NOT A APPLE THIS GONNA BE YOUR DEATH

  • Jigsaw : I want to play a game.

    Me: Sorry i have only pad :(

    Jigsaw: Ehh ok :(

  • This trap was easy to escape from

  • @CobrakingTV yeah, i mean... just kill your loved one and search his stomach <3 easy peasy :)

  • @hotchikaero She believed he was dead before she killed him and she took no pain, neither did he

  • wow the add before this was cat in the hat

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game.

    Victim: Oooooh how about Yahtzee!

    Jigsaw: OKAY :P

  • 1 of the worst traps in all the saws

  • The whole time:

    I smell blood and had my mouth open

    sounds vampirery

  • one word.. creepy :)

  • maybe shoulda tried to make him throw up. lol

  • @DrFunderful he's dead, you moron.

  • @TinkyTurnip22

    eh, no. he wasn't dead at that point, YOU moron

  • And as long as society keeps producing movies like these, there is no hope. And everyone wonders why society is heading down the crapper.

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  • why are sounds always louder than voice in old movies >:C

  • I love these films but this trap was contradicting jigsaws mantra. it was kill or be killed and everyone says he's not a murderer and that he forces other to decide their fate.

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  • I would've minded being the dude she stabbed with the knife because as the detective said 'he couldn't feel much of anything' so he really had not too bad a death

  • for some reason i cnat take these movies omg makes me so sad and scared :P

  • Where the hell does jigsaw get all this stuff, let alone afford it?

  • @TheMr294981 Saw IV explains that he was a successful engineer before his cancer, so all of the money from that plus his skills would definitely help.

  • @TheMr294981

    pensions

  • She's not a very good actress

  • @Dragnet000 In all fairness neither were any of the other cast members in this film. Yet, it was the best of the entire series because after this one the Saw franchise just got plain ludicrous.

  • Oh Jigsaw, always causing trouble I see. tut tut tut

  • Jigsaw comes on the bike

    My lil brother walks past

    My brother: Oh so thats the guy that stole my bike! D:

  • Amanda:can i borrow you're stomach dead cell mate: sure just dont cut to far -cuts open- dead cell mate: damn that hurt

  • Nice bike u got there jigsaw ;)

  • This girl has lovely eyes at 1:46

  • jigsaw is not bad from a point of view, he only traps bad people and the good guy is the one that lives and the bad guy is the one that dies.

  • jigsaw, world's best troll

  • how many damn traps does bra have really.

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Victim: But you dont have a dick

  • jigsaw: I want to play a game...

    Me: Naaa way lil man, u look to young to play SAW

  • Me: hey jigsaw want to play a game

    Jigsaw: sure what kind of tv?

    Me: you know flat screen tv

    Jigsaw:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • Scroll back up you pussy !

  • jigsaw:lets play a game

    me:yeah ok what are we playing

    jigsaw:xbox 360 mwahahahaha!!!!!

    me:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    You: Hide & Seek?

    Jigsaw: No, it-..

    You: Tag?

    Jigsaw: NO IT-..

    You: Chess?

    JIGSAW: NO, CHECKERS DUMBSHIT!

  • @ellojello818 OMG HA AHAAHAHAHAHA LOLOZORZ SOO FUNNNNY HEUUERUE!!

  • Jigsaw: I wanna play a game

    Me: You wanna play a game? *Troll face*

    Jigsaw: FFUUUUCCCCKKKK

  • crazy shit.

  • Turn the volume up on 2:01 and listen carefully i was im my room and i had the sound on 100% then the boom happend and i fell out of my chair and jumped the same time Amanda dad xd Holy shit that was a loud boom i thought the earth blew up btw

  • 2;01 I was in my room and had the sound on full 100% then the boom happend i fell off of my chair and jumped the same time Amands did xD Holy shit thats a loud boom i thought the Earth blew up Btw

  • Funny clowns, funny hell clowns.

  • 5:16I HAVE THE SAME BIKE!!!

  • im amazed that very few people has seen billy´s entire puppet body,INCLUDING Amanda.

  • What up with all the comments having to do with jigsaw? LOL

  • @saphiregarrettt the clown is called jigsaw :/

  • @MomoHasMuffins shut the fuck up, you dont have to correct me- go correct someone else -.-

  • Jigsaw: I wanna play a game

    Me: NOOOO

    Jigsaw: (Holds up a pokemon deck)

    Me: WTF WHO PLAYS THAT ANYMORE

    Jigsaw: uhhhhh (runs away on his bike) not me...

    Me: duces :D

  • jigsaw: you dont know me but i know you*creepy ass stare*

    me: AH! pedophile!! help i need an adult!!! *runs around room with arms flailing*

  • @cupcakessurrender11 me:i AM an adult...(lol)

  • LOL!

  • Well that's one way to kick an addiction... xD

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game!

    Me: NOOOOO!!!

    Jigsaw: How do you feel about Monopoly?

    Me: What!?!

    Jigsaw: You heard me! Wanna play Monopoly?

    Me: O_O Ok! :D

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game.

    Me: What game?

    Jigsaw: I wanna be the guy.

    Me: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game.

    Victim: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!

    Jisaw: O.o I just wanted to play some parcheesi.

  • @Illusifis what's parcheesi about??

  • @jojjo223 It's just an older board game people used to play

  • How is this a hard trap?

  • O GOD FROM 4:10 TO 4:38 IS SOO DUSCUSTING! EWWW! AND I AM NOT A GIRLY GIRL! I WOULD BE SOO FREEKED OUT! HEYY SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON TO SURVIVE A SW TRAP! WAIT WHY AM I STILL USING CAPS? O WELL! (SORRY)

    

  • I have to keep the volume off and pause it every 5 seconds so I don't get a heart attack!

  • This is what I think

    Saw: I want to play...

    Me: AAAH SAW! NOOOOO I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE! YOU SHOULD DIE! YOU ARE A SCARY MURDER!

    Saw: I know...I know

    Very creepy!

  • OMG OMG OMG SOOO SCARY! HOLY FRICK SAW IS SCARY!

  • This shits fucked up... anyone who thinks this is awesome is saws buttbuddy

  • I don't know what I'd do if I was in that kind of situation. Probably break down and cry before going crazy looking for the key....

  • This is Shawesome

    You see what i did there? SHAWNEE <3.

  • c dégueulasse

  • honestly for the first 10- 15 seconds that go mental and try to take it off....personally id get straight down to business, stab the mothaerfuckers stomach i wouldn't care if he was alive

  • Jigsaw: I Want To P...

    Me: WHY DONT U SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME GET OUT OF THIS SHIT?

    Jigsaw: Okay.... :´(

  • Why thumbing up those guys who try annoy jigsaw or trap him. If you are in his trap you would not try annoy him, and if you would, No problem. How can guy who is on trap annoy guy who can do whatever he want with him.

  • Jigsaw : I wanna play a game with you...

    Victim : I can't... I have a Mac..

  • @MerciForY0u That would be funny if that was on one of the movies ;)

  • @MerciForY0u me to

  • @MerciForY0u XD omg WIN

  • @MerciForY0u fuck i thumbs downed the comment on accident :(

  • @MerciForY0u Comment of the year.

  • @MerciForY0u whats MAC.

  • @khairowensullivan *facepalm*

  • @khairowensullivan It's a computer.

  • @NinjaAssassin336 thank you.

  • Billy is the puppet. Jigsaw is the mastermind

  • talk about advanced headgear

  • You guys and your jokes... It's a tape not live webcam. You listen to it or you don't know what to do, so you would die.

  • Jigsaw:I wanna play a game

    Me:What? Checkers? Chess? what do you want?

    Jigsaw:I DONT MEAN THOSE GAMES YOU BITCH D:

  • iWonderWaffleHD

    I am 12 n I saw dat da hole way through without throwing up... But imagine saw in 3d...!

    (ps I don't no how to subscribe or reply to comments via iPod.)

  • sup saw i like your bike:D

  • eww. bluhh i hate blood. im probably gunna throw up now.

  • I'm 13 and I don't think I should be watching this , Lol,I couldn't watch,I'm such a pussy,I switched of after about 1 min. This film series is too disturbing and I honestly don't know why it was made

  • jigsaw:i wanna play a game

    me:no

    i then walk out

  • cop: what happend when u tookit off?

    girl: I FREKED OUT

  • lolz that blood was so fake xD

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  • one my ear phones were on full volume (ow) and....what was i gonna say oh yah in the middle when jigsaw came out on his bike my computer froze,it was creepy. He just sat there, and stared at me. (shivers) i dont want to talk about it.

  • @12AzaA1 i bet it was

  • Technicorb that well funny 😃😄

  • Jigsaw:i wanna play a game

    me:dude wtf we played 45 games alrdy

    Jigsaw:well...you boggle?

    me: w8 what!?

    Jigsaw monoply then?

    me:dude get help!

    jigsaw:last time...scrabble then?

  • SAW is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  • OOO he was alive :D good twist

  • Jigsaw:I want to play a game....

    Me:How about some chess?

    Jigsaw:I prefer Checkers but whatever

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  • @MultiHarris92 ... You mad bro?

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game.

    Me: Sorry, there's only one controller...

    Jigsaw: Damn it!

  • Jigsaw:I want to play a game.

    Me:OK.What's the game?

    Jigsaw:Since you are a MW3 fanboy,you will be forced to listen Justin Bieber 24/7.

    Me:But how can i escape?

    Jigsaw:There is no escape.Find the key hidden underground.Good luck!

    Me:FUCK!Somebody help!

  • Jigsaw: Congratulations, your still alive.

    Amanda: Why the fuck would I be happy!?! I'm never gonna get out of ths Hell hole!

    Jigsaw: Because I'm gonna rape you.

    Me: THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED MORE PHYSCO CLOWN KILLERS!

    Amanda: Hey! Shut the fuck up! Okay Jigsaw I'm ready :)

    Jigsaw: Of course you are :)

    (stuff rattling around, gross sounds, ground vibrating)

    Me:Oh god! Inipropro!!!!!!!!! You couldn't wait for me to leave!!!!

  • saw: i wanna play a game

    me: but i only have a mac

    saw: fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  • I Love when he says: "You don't know me, but i know you :D"

  • Jigsaw: Lets play a game. Me: Sure what kind? Monopoly? Jigsaw: No. A different game. Me: Like what? Game of Life? Jigsaw: Yes. But with Your Life. Me: OK! I get to spin the spinner first! Jigsaw: Ye..What!? Me: A Seven. Your Turn. Jigsaw: What the hell is this crap!? Me: Ok Ok, but i win.Just saying. Jigsaw: NO WE PLAY MY GAME! Me: Your kinda pale. You get outside much? Jigsaw: -_- Jigsaw: FML
  • I wonder how it would be if Jigsaw had a wife ( I've never watched SAW before...)

    Jigsaw: Honey, go make me a sandwhich.

    Wife- No. Make it yourself lazy!

    Jigsaw- I want to play a game. make me a sandwhich in 2 minutes or the headband you are wearing will slither up your nose and take your brain out slowly. your time has begun.

  • some mouthguard...

  • And this is what made me scared of clowns,

    I saw this scene on tv when i was little xD Lucky me *cough* not

  • Wow, I haven't seen such a concentration of bad jokes on one page in quite some time :-O.

  • wat would jigsaw do if he had a flat tire?

  • Jigsaw: Hello, I wanna play a game

    me: me too ...so checkers?

    Jigsaw:..... SOUNDS GOOD! :D

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Me: Ok let's play rainbo ponies vs cupcakes 3!!!!

    Jigsaw: what no!

    Me: U don't like rainbow ponies vs cupcakes!!?? You must be emo

    Jigsaw:NO! I just haven't plaied the secound pne

  • Me:I wanna play

    Jigsaw:bitch thats my line

    Me:not anymore -:)

    Jigsaw: :'( please let me get out of here

    Me:if you only chop your dick and stick it inside your ass -:)

  • @laurenzo198 I wish it was that easy lol

  • Jigsaw: Want to play a little game?

    Everyone: NO!!!

    (Everyone runs away)

    Jigsaw: Aw, darn... (hold up Monopoly) Family Game Night always depresses me...

  • if this guy wants to play a game so bad why duznt he just buy monopoly?

  • how did he get the key in.........?

    

  • so the reverse bear trap is basically ripping someones head in half from the mouth

  • And that's why steam was made.

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Chuck Norris turns around: What game?

    Jigsaw: Nevermind, fuck that shit.

  • lovely XD

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  • I LOVE

    

  • why does jigsaw get everywhere on THAT STUPID BIKE o-0

  • @violincello8463 He's going green to save the environment!

  • ewww she is diggin deep for the KEY

  • I love that John chose to use that Billy doll as his avatar. It's creepy.

  • SAW 1 on 3 cannal hahahahahh h!!!!! LOOK TW CANNAL 3

  • That's the longest 60 seconds ever.

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Jeb: Minecraft

    Jigsaw: Who builds the biggest castle?

  • jigsaw:quiero jugar un juego.

    yo:esta bien juguemos al plants vs zombies.

    jigsaw:no vos no elejis el juego.

    yo:entonces alnda a la puta que te pario jigsaw!!!

  • @lokendero95xdxdd shit i'm taking spanish i got this

    jigsaw: me gusta jugar

    yo: a mi tambien

    jigsaw: GENIAL

  • @kkeenn123 what a bad spanish

    Por Dios el santisimo aprende a hablar español,es mucho mejor aque la mierda de ingles ¬¬

    me imagino si existe un curso de openspanish para que lo tomes porque tu español es pesimo

    Translate it with google translate,maybe your brain doesn't understand anything of it

  • @master06508 "what a bad spanish"

    Now that's some shitty english.

  • @master06508 That translates to "

    For the most holy God learns to speak Spanish is much better English Aque shit ¬ ¬

    I guess if there is a course of openspanish to take it because your Spanish is lousy "

    Shit for brains

  • DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SAW LIONSGATE DIES SO DONT BE HATING.

    Hehe.. I See what he did there..

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Mac: I can't play games

    Jigsaw:......

  • Me: hey ju jitsu - jigsaw: its jigsaw - me: no its jenga - jigsaw: what, nevermind, do you want to play a game - me: no thanks i just eat - jigsaw: what are you on about i said game - me: your gay!? Well i kinda guessed - jigsaw: what im not gay - me: sure you are you have pink swirks on your face and have a bike with tassles on it - jigsaw: stop being mean, i was being nice - me: mmm, i guess your right, wanna play a game? - jigsaw: *sniff* ok... - me: the contraption on your head is connected

  • Me: hey, ju jitsu

  • i wonder if you go to hell if you kill someone 2 save your own life

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Me: Are you this bored all the time? are you married?

    Jigsaw: If you count a corpse hanging on a rope a wife, yes...

  • Wtf is a reverse bear is it a bear that head is up it's ass They use that trap for pulling it's head out of it's ass

  • Jigsaw: I want to play a game

    Chuck Norris: No, I WANT to play a game.

    Jigsaw: Ok...

  • How the hell did i end here?

  • lol

    

  • jigsaw: Hello son i want to play a game you haven't cleand up your room in 3 weeks so now i give you 2 minutes to clean up your room or the device you are wearing going to rip your head off. Clean up or die make your choice

  • 60 seconds!? Yeh right! That's not nearly long enough. 2 minutes at least

  • She should have eaten the intestines :3 omnomnomnomnomnomnom

  • How did I get from sexy sax man to this...

  • Win in 60 seconds,life a baws.

  • jigsaw: lets play a game

    guy: sure, Jenga? Triomino's? cluedo?

  • you should watch superman ;)

  • im scared oô im 12 Years old ! ! ! !! ! ! !

  • what a terrible face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • thumbs up for the dragdealer!!!!!!!she managed to stay alive...although she was taking drugs!!!

  • God, the editing is horrific.

  • But he's not dead?? XDD

    Jigsaw you liar >.>

  • :49 "why so serious?"

  • Cop: ayyyy jigsaw mah man!

    Jigsaw: I want to play a game..

    Cop: yo, you mean like blackops?

    Jigsaw: you want to act like black cops.. I'm white.

    Cop: .... ._.

  • @Brokencydexlove You gotta learn how to be funny man.