Lawyer Man - to my divorce attorney by Steve Deasy

[brenbess]

God: So, how are things in Hell?

Satan:  Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators Man, there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.

God: What! You’ve got an engineer? That’s obviously a mistake! Send him to me.

Satan: Not a chance. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!

God: Send him back or I’ll sue!

Satan: Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?

[biggest312]

That was hilarious. Let's not have laws, but have true personal liberty, like they have in Somalia.

[hendenson]

Shoot the lawyer twice. Hahahahahahaha!

[kaburto1966]

I think I recognize that shoulder and knee : )