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  • @tvswent

    He's obviously talking about the movie... Not gay people, I don't see how he's a douche bag

  • I'm gay, but found this hilarious.

  • @beggo321 glad to hear that=)

  • joe rogans standup is so lame. he just yells and yells and rants about dumb shit

  • I'm gay and Joe Rogan is awesome.

  • Jeez, what a complete douchebag...I hope he looks at this now with embarrassment... All of that over watching a gay kiss? Ridiculous...moronic...

  • FYI, don't watch this at work. The top comment about the dolphin noise is true, and now my boss is on the floor laughing too.

  • Right after Heath spits on his hand and that scene ends it cuts to another one and Heath just wakes up in the tent and takes the same hand and starts rubbing his face.

  • The most accurate description of watching a movie while baked. So good.

  • Joe sounds a little gay. Just sayin.

  • I wish I had been in that cinema where the whole audience are sat trying to watch this serious, heartfelt film, and there's some fucking high as fuck joe rogan laughing himself to tears in the back row making dolphin noises

  • Hysterical about Broke Dick Mountain!!

  • "and a dog!"

  • Not funny and just moronic.

  • When their tongues touched it was like a fucking tazor! LMAO

  • All the gay stuff aside. The movie was worth a watch.

  • hahaha oh jesus i couldn't breathe watching this.

  • ... You need to redefine your def. of a homophobe's...

  • @eustazio How is he being a homophobe? A homophobe would have not watched it twice, not even once. He said it is one of his two favorite movies, I am sure it wouldn't be a homophobe's favorite. A homophobe would of puked, or left the theater, not cracked up laughing.

  • ive had 50 people try to convince me to watch broke back mountain. maybe it will be worth a chuckle

  • it's called acting. and this bit is homophobe.

  • @eustazio It's called comedy. And this is straight up heterosexual.

  • @Herc0gs ok do the same skit with a white guy saying how hilarious it is to see a grown white guy and black woman having sex and yell about it and see how many people laugh.

    now like ever it's only funny if you're not at ease with, aka racist/homophobic. regardless of how respectful you are otherwise.

    if you want an example of straight up non homophobe straight comedian, try louis ck. his bits about gays are *genius*, very funny (not only about screaming) and just show how comfortable HE is.

  • @eustazio You must be a faggot.... Face it Faggots are funny...

  • HIGH AS GIRAFFE PUSSY.

  • its like i got tazzerd hahaha

  • Paul Heyman@2:34-2:37 haha sounds just like him.

  • This guy is fucking hilarious!! Fuck me........... In the ass!!!!

  • dolphin noises LMMFAO

  • I was gunna make a gay joke.... butt fuck it !

  • @jakelxxx12121212 Hahaha, I'm gonna remember that.

  • joe is a funny and smart guy, and no i'm not offended. :D but that tent scene isn't usually how it goes down for most people ;)

  • Watching this is like being IN an accident

  • @RuggedHawaiian shut up fag XP

  • Come on Joe, like you've never fucked a hideous bitch up the shitter before.

  • hahahaha

    

  • ...bad...

  • @thepercussionistME bad ass!

  • @TRDBaron I am high as giraffe pussy on a ladder

  • ''what the fuck did they pay those guys"xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa EPIC

  • Brokeback Mountain is how the Joker got his scars

  • hhahaha i never really seen joe stand up.. but this was pretty funny haha

  • lol good point. Why did they need to pay straight guys to be gay? I love his perspective.

  • 153 HOMOS`?

  • LMAO

  • "I wish I knew how to qwhit you!" LOLOLOL

  • not that funny

  • The only reason why im gonna watch that movie now

  • Lmfao!!! holy shit i cried laughing watching this....holy shit i want to high with joe rogan 

  • @Future0331 to high with joe rogan

    think u just did

  • @WSOP1FULL I meant get high

  • @Future0331 i know......

  • Bloody fucking genius!!!!

  • Did anyone else notice he looks just like Saddam Hussein at 1:51

  • @keyrabuns69 well no they are normaly....... Oh shit....

  • his performance seems horribly fake.

  • I thought the make-out scenes were hot, personally......

  • @PelvicUnicorns thats cus ur a tool

  • @Skurataw enh. maybe it was just the delivery. but hey, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.

  • @TRDBaron i didnt get that joke till now. fucking awesome

  • ''I wish I knew how to quit you Joe Rogan''

  • This man is my hero.

  • @TRDBaron its a lil easy lyric

  • Haha I felt the same way during the tent scene.

  • @SeattleRexx i hope your aware this was 3 years ago, and hes only gotten more popular since. eat your own words cockfag :D

  • the tent scene wasn't that funny.

    .

    Your definitely exaggerating Joey

  • @pompom11 Because you weren't high. And it doesn't count since your gay.

  • "when's it going to happen." "when's it going to happen." "when's it going to happen." "when's it going to happen." "when's it going to happen.""when's it going to happen."

  • As George Carlin said it's all about context. It you're unfamiliar with this comedian, it might seem like he's bigoted. But do some research on this guy and you'll see that he's not.

  • "WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY PAY THOSE GUYS?!?" LOL HOLY SHIT I LOVE JOE ROGAN "is there more money in the world than i thought there was????"

  • "Oh shit! Is this really gonna go down right now???" Hahahahahahaha!! xD

  • ''high as giraffe pussy'' loooooooooool who comes up with this!!!!

  • FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

  • In the animal world gays would die out in one generation. Man on man action doesn't equal procreation. Not a hater, I just love pussy.

  • LMFAO DOLPHIN NOISES

  • Hollyweird would like you to believe that packing fudge can be artistic...Give that atrocity an Academy Award!!

  • @jonesey5168 <~~~ Insecure closeted homosexual

  • @MindstormRecs The power of pussy is strong. You obviously wouldn't understand.

  • @kdbaxter666 Right....what? lol

  • fuck yea Joe Rogan!

  • This whole being politically correct crap is getting out of hand. If you don't like something then shut your ball washers and go watch something you do like. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean others don't. Also this WAS a free country with free speech. Stop crying like little girls and move on to something else, it is that simple.

  • Is this guy supposed to be a comedian...?

  • @MitholX Gay?

  • @N5453585 If you're asking me a question then you might want to be a bit more specific. I'm not a mind reader.

  • @MitholX Are you a faggot?

  • @N5453585 Oh, you're asking me if I'm gay. No, I'm not. I'm straight. I just prefer my comedians to be funny.

  • @MitholX It's called spoken word, welcome to Earth lol

  • @MindstormRecs Where the hell did you come from? Your comment makes no sense.

  • how do you know you're at a gay BBQ? All the hot dogs taste like shit! BAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAH

  • @keyrabuns69 thats fuckin funny dude,hahahaha reminds me of the sayin ,so scarred he was shaking like a blind fag at a weenie roast!lol

  • SO HE WENT TO THE MOVIES PAID TWENTY DOLLARS TO WATCH TO MAN GOING AT EACH OTHER, WELL ROGAN IS A CURIOUS CARACTER IS HE FORTY YET!

  • 140 who dislike this clip clearly are FAGGOTS...

    Faggot - Definition:

    Traditional unit of measure by which homosexuals were sent to the stake by medevial individuals because they were accused of whitchcraft....in my opinion...not enough stakes.

  • thumbs up for the fags....frowns to the guys that let someone dominate their life...hey, xoxox sweethearts.

  • 140 people who dislike this video are faggots ...

  • @olaine1989 or ones who like jokes that are funny. as a gay man, i have no problem laughing at gay jokes. even stereotype jokes. this, however, just wasn't funny as much as it was obnoxious.

  • ``high as giraffe pussy`` lmao 

  • gay sex has poop in it.

  • Joe rogan is like kenny vs. spenny humor. when kenny blows the biggest fart.

  • Hahaha that was great

  • We all make sex jokes, doesn't mean we hate sex. ;-)

  • I have nothing against fudge packers. Its up to them what they do just like anyone else. I've seen the film and i feel sorry for gay men living like that and hiding away. Live and let live i say. Just dont get upset when folks have a laugh about it. Man, everyone and everything is made fun of.

  • I don't think gay sex is any funnier than straight sex. :/

    I get that the idea of two straight guys being in a gay sex scene is funny, but the actual act itself not so much. I'm all for having a laugh at myself, I probably make more gay jokes than anyone I know...but I think Joe Rogan laughs at things a 10 year old would laugh at. His comedy is just so immature.

  • @seanjoseph91 Gay sex is MUCH funnier than straight sex, which is still extremely funny. Immature things are funny, if you can't laugh at a good toilet humor joke you take life far too seriously. If you watch some of the non-comedy Joe Rogan stuff here or on his website, you'll quickly realize he's an extremely intelligent person. He, like myself, just happens to enjoy a good fart joke, nothing wrong with that.

  • @seanjoseph91: What makes Joe Rogan funny isn't so much his material. Anyone can make a gay joke. Its been done before but very few people can deliver the joke like Joe Rogan can. Very few comedians can even make me crack a smile but Joe had ME making dolphin noises.

  • @seanjoseph91 so you say his comedy is so immature, but you say you make more gay jokes than anyone you know. LOL you are a fucking hypocritical douche bag. Points and laughs. Got to love people, youtube helps the masses understand how many idiots are truly out there.

  • tasered.. Dolphin noises.. hilarious.

  • all true, I don't hate gays I don't give a fuck what they do but it is funny, also can't deny that the sight of two grown men kissing does make me shut my eyes and spasm like I've been tasered

  • I'm so hetero i didn't even know of the existence of this 'brokeback mountain' movie. First time I heard of it was at this moment from Joe Rogan

  • hahahhahhahha haha fuck man i gotta see joe rogan live. come to canada joe

  • @twelvehaha April 29th Toronto...

  • Hahahaha!!!!

  • i agree with rogan. i thought it was fukin hilarious, especially because you know they were straight in real life and hatin every moment of their fake gayness.

  • @TranshumanCyborg tons of groups are ostracized. They dont go jumpin off bridges. The reason moralist groups are obsessed with it is pretty simple. If humans stop having babies, humanity stops. open your eyes. Europe is being over run by moslem extremist because Europeans dont have babies. We are next

  • oh and fuck religion too!

  • man this bit was fucking hilarious, its so true too, i dont hate gay people they can do whatever the fuck they want just like me, BUT it is funny and you cant disagreew with that

  • "if your gay, good for you, i hope your happy." gays have a suicide rate that is off the charts. so much for happy

  • @singapore7773 They have to live with willfully ignorant fools like you second guessing them all day every day by playing off of ignorant stereotypes. So much for dignified and worthy Christians.

  • @kern0099 yeah, no one ever second guesses me. What planet are u from? victim of the day?

  • @singapore7773 Your second guessed because you made a choice to turn your religious creed into a vehicle of hate. Besides, here's your opportunity to play the martyr. Get out that dead slave again, you're going to need it.

  • @kern0099 it is a virtue to hate evil. The catholic churches official teaching is ...... homosexual "acts" are evil

  • @singapore7773 Evil is calling benign human bonds something that it is not. You conflate Love with hate, in order to call force and control love. This is naked evil in the purest sense. If you ever heard the gospel it would cut you to you knees to realize what you are, and what you've done. But you won't, it's above you. You are a rude child in the ethical sense. It's a shame.

  • @kern0099 hating evil is a virtue

  • @singapore7773 Nonsense.

  • This isn't offensive to homosexuality.....it's offensive to FUCKING COMEDY!!

  • @fsandt so's that comment pussy

  • @fsandt me thinks comedy is suppose to b offensive

  • ha! this is nearly "so bad it's kinda funny" funny...but doesn't quite make it

  • It's really surreal how straight people are when they go through contortions and call it funny or something, when they are dealy serious about claiming status and insistent how you will never have the same option. If he were the loner in the room he would be calling all his MMA douches to his rescue. Majority folks in the US are so characterized by the impossibilty that they will ever have real integrity, and it's like they're the only ones who don't know yet. Weird, not funny, just surreal.

  • @kern0099 majority folks? u mean the ones who have BABIES? u mean those majority folks? yikes

  • @singapore7773 Gay people don't have babies? What planet do you live on, planet stereotype, it hovers just beyond planet X and is rarely seen?

  • @kern0099 no i live in realityville. basic human biology. it takes a man and a woman to "make" a baby. natures rules not mine. i know how liberals love nature.

  • @singapore7773 Gay men sleep with women and gay women sleep with men all the time. Sometimes, this creates children. They are gay not sterile, fucktard. You are stupid to call me a liberal, as if that's something meaningful coming from a moron who doesn't know basic biology but lectures others in it. Did you hope to lend something to the teapartiers cause by your foolishness? You sir are a all around fail. GTFO off of this thread.

  • @kern0099 If Gay men sleep with women "all the time" two things come to mind. 1. They got way more time on their hands than i do. 2. They are bi, not gay. Also calling people names doesnt strengthen your argument, but seeing how u have no agrument, calling people names mite be your strong suit. peace

  • @singapore7773 Gay =/= Sterile is not an argument? To someone as caught up with empty rhetoric as you are, Sure, I can believe that. Since reality never comes into it for you, I guess you should just go on and freely describe your provincial bitch made worldview and forget any dialogue then. Wishing people peace and not meaning it is all I have to know about you, you're dismissed due to stupidity. Go back to your Ayn Rand and stoner convo, we humans have things to do that are based in reality.

  • @kern0099 i still cant get over your quote. "gays have sex with women all the time." sorry u lost me on that one. i am catholic, my favorite saint is st francis. so yes when i say peace, peace is what i mean.

    pax et bonum.

  • @singapore7773 LOLZ, what a denial. Quit bowing to my feet unconsciously, it's unseemly. A catholic who doesn't understand closeted gay men, getting married, having kids, then coming out when he realizes how full of shit his peers in the "body of Christ" are? You're a moron, and you need to integrate what you are with what you know, or you'll always be a moron. Integrity comes at a price, so I want my money to talk to you, freaking moron. Get pwned somewhere else, simpleton.

  • @kern0099 every time u call me names. My faith skyrockets. A gay man who gets married and has kids has made his decision. To make another decision is to become a victim. That is one thing that bugs me more than anything else, is this victimology of gays. Poor babies. yikes. Crying is unseemly

  • @singapore7773 The one crying here is you. Who said anything about your faith, except you? You'd like to get a pass when you attempt to lower people to the depths you've fallen, and when you can't you start crying about religious persecution. So many gays are religious too, but they aren't true to you. What IS true to you? The dump you took this morning, the self serving imaginations that get you from work, to the store, and home again, and not much else right? So, be faithful! Stupidity tries.

  • @kern0099 I wish u made sense so i could respond to you, but i have no idea what u r talking about. I brought up faith because u called me a liar. Not crying. Just trying to help

  • @singapore7773 You are a liar. You're not trying to help anyone but yourself, and quite frankly, it's disgusting how tin eared you are on this subject that you seem to hold so many opinions about. People like you don't need Jesus, you just need some random dead slave on a stick to wave around at others. That's how degrading you are as a human. Too bad, maybe you'll score points at the office or something? I don't know, but you feed off of dread and despair so much it has made you creepy. Creep.

  • @kern0099 i like bigot better than creep, but creep will do. They called Jesus the prince of demons, so i got a ways to go. No office here. My job is about a million times more dangerous than that. St Francis use to order his brothers to call him names in public. You are as close i am going to get to that i suppose.

    apologia pro vita sua

  • @singapore7773 Oh, you're a martyr of hate then? Interesting. How many other people do you hate with love? Your mom?

  • @kern0099 no martyr here. "all it takes for evil to succeed is good men do nothing." -famous quote.

  • @kern0099 "so many gays are religious too." Yeah i notice tons of gays going to church, how do u say it.

    "all the time." Them gays sure are busy. Going to gay bars and having sex with women "all the time." Not to mention "very religious." You are one funny hombre

  • @singapore7773 The world is a diverse place with diverse people in it. Gays come from all walks of life, they are everywhere around you. I love when one of you bigots show themselves and make themselves known, it's actually a great example of human failing for everyone to see. Good luck making your handful of stereotypes work for you? I can't think of anything else to say to a black cloud like yourself. I have a professional mentor who is gay and a Orthodox Catholic monk. Say something about it.

  • This guy is hilarious. Awsome commentator, awsome comedian. I like his bit on Hugh Hefner too. That one is way better.

  • ITS A COMEDY ROUTINE IDIOTS AND ITS FUNNY THATS ALL. LAUGH AND LIVE

  • wow this guys suck. stick to commentating PLEASE

  • A lot of essays on here. made me laugh. : )

  • I like Joe a lot but this clip is truly homophobic. ur saying it's funny to be gay. why? just because someone's not like u? makes me thinnk he's closeted for trying to prove to everyone that he had a strong reaction to the film. yeah, ok, Joe. u'd love being with another dude/don't be frontin!

  • @dannlynch if a guy walked up to you and said "i like fucking chicks in the ass" you be like fuck yeah bro. if a guy walked up to you and said "i like fucking dudes in their assholes" you'd be like fuck off motherfuckin freak. so shut up with the "homophobic" shit. hes not scared of them hes just telling a fucking joke and it was funny.

  • @madnesscombat5 if it's a girl it's their ass, but if it's a guy it's their asshole? ok. homophobic doesn't mean he's scared of gay/bi dudes, in this case he's trying to rally support that being gay isn't cool and u know that's what he's doing. it's fucked up and sad, and I like him a lot so it sux even worse. this is the kind of shit that supports stupid mother fuckers to go out and gay bash and u also know that. u can't make fun of black people any more but gay dudes is fine, right? no.

  • @dannlynch he was just talking about how hard it was to watch two grown straight men making out and how it was kinda sick becuase they had families and stuff. i mean seriously i bet not even you like to see two guys buttfucking but you wouldnt mind if it was a guy and a girl. He even said he has no problem with gay people. I doubt anyone even gay rights supporters want to watch two men having intercourse.

  • @madnesscombat5 madness. ur funny. I get that it might have been hard for him to watch--I doubt it had anything to do with his moral indignity that they were cheating on their wives/gimme a break!...he certainly wouldn't care if they cheated with another woman, right? and ur assumption that I wouldn't want to see two men buttfucking is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. it doesn't gross me out to watch any combination of people getting in on especially if they're hot people. ur brainwashed.

  • @dannlynch Listen im not saying its wrong. Im just saying the majority of people would prefer to see heterosexuals making love. Some guys, actually most guys like watching 2 women make out, but then if you ask them about 2 guys making out they will say it is gross. And if you enjoy watching 2 of your own sex making love then you are probably leaning torwards a gay sexuallity and that is ok. But dont expect the majority of straight people to accept and or enjoy the viewing of homosexual acts.

  • @madnesscombat5 what u don't understand--and have had the luxury of being ignorant of--is that heterosexuality has been shoved down our throats our whole lives; so bi/gay people have had to endure being a minority and somehow feeling bad about it; much like when black people say it's difficult to live in a white man's world. I don't need you to accept or enjoy anything; I just don't want to be made fun of for who I am. that's just not cool, and some str8 people really suck that way!!!

  • @dannlynch Ok maybe it is wrong to make fun of someone for being gay. But you could say that for any topic. Its wrong to make fun of blacks, whites, hispanics, straight people, asians, fat people, emos, ect. I dont think you should be offended. If someone where to make jokes about how im straight, or how im white, or how i dress, or how i talk, i wouldnt be offended becuase i know its only a joke, i'd probably laugh at the joking being told at me.

  • @dannlynch Also you have to see its just a joke. I know some religious fanatics are walking around acting like they know God and telling others what to do. But he is JUST KIDDING. Hes not gunna go around bashing gays everywhere he goes, he even said he thinks its fine if your gay. So try and take his words a little more lightly. Even if i was gay i'd probably think this was good humor, i think your just being a heterophobe.

  • @madnesscombat5 Howard Stern is forever saying its ok to be gay. Then whenever he gets mad at somebody he calls them gay and worse, if you know what i mean.

  • @dannlynch you are ruining it for the gay community by trying to tell straight people they are gay

  • @REDJ37 I'm not telling str8 people they're gay. secure str8 people don't care, and they certainly don't make fun of gay people just for being gay. making fun of a sterotype I get, but the fact that someone likes the same sex I don't get/that's just pathetic. u see guys (cuz girls don't give a shit) having to show everyone just how disgusting he thinks it is then a flag gets raised. it's like...ok dude I get it...ur straight..calm the fuck down. it's like they're excited in a way, y'know?

  • Joe is a hilarious comedian, and so is Bob Saget if you watch his stand up. Gays are funny, hahaha.

  • this guy really is NOT funny. if you laugh at this shit, youll laugh at anything.

  • @DecayedOfferings Your fucking retarded. Search up Talking Monkeys In Space and don't laugh for 40 minutes. You have been dared, fucker.

  • @DC08SI you call me retarded, yet you laugh at the bullshit. joe rogan is the bob saget of stand up, if that doesnt sound like a good thing, its because its not. how much do they pay the retarded ass audience to laugh at this shit?

  • @DecayedOfferings Watch out for DecayedOfferings, it likes to go to videos that it doesn't enjoy & talk shit because it's life sucks....

  • @AwarenessCosmic really? your life is miserable so youre trying to push that off on me? id dont give a fuck if you dont like my comments. get over it, crybaby. if youre familiar with my previous comments you must be following me around like some creepy weirdo, get a life.

  • @DecayedOfferings I have never seen any of your other comments, stop talking shit everyone knows your just another youtube troll...c'mon who goes to videos just to say something bad about it, that says enough, so I'll leave it at that, done.

  • @AwarenessCosmic you really think your interent geek insults such as "troll" are going to stop people from speaking their opinions? people may not always agree with you buddy, its a part of life. get over it. calling people "trolls" for difference of opinion shows your lack of maturity, and just might mean youre a so called "troll" yourself.

  • high as giraffe pussy lol

  • It's funny because I first thought Brokeback Mountain was a comedy when it came out.

  • all his jokes are funny haha

  • joe i just fuckin cried laughin at this shit bud

  • "Forget bout those sheep they'll be fine,get down off that mountain before Your inside fall out your butthole sir" hahahahahaha Love it