John Motson says the c*** word during a commentary?

[umar1145]

oh no that nearly made me hav a heart attack

[HAROLD2K8]

motson definitely said the cunt w***

[Dyynamo]

@HAROLD2K8 He said Kuntz.

[HAROLD2K8]

@Dyynamo no way!?!?

[Dyynamo]

@HAROLD2K8 Why would he say that? Are you saying the player with the ball wasn't called Kuntz?

[HAROLD2K8]

@Dyynamo its a joke u cunt...if u put the sentence in context with when he says the player on the ball 'kuntz'...motson:"now that the two strikers that started the match have been taken off, cunts" thats what is implied. when in actual fact he said "kuntz". ITS A JOKE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. anyone with a brain would have copped on.

[Dyynamo]

@HAROLD2K8 Was it really? Wow! Glad you pointed it out. I thought you were being a daft cunt. ;-)

[weslake898]

LMFAO

[lvivboi]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[IMPERIALSTORMTROOPER]

KUNTZ not Cunts

[z00ts00t77]

Misleading title for this clip.

[barrybas]

@z00ts00t77

The title of the clip is a question, not a statement. It'd only be misleading if you weren't able to tell the difference between the two

[kingofarsenal11]

@barrybas A question can technically be misleading as well, i.e. the informal fallcay of false dilemma.

[barrybas]

@kingofarsenal11 You must be barrel of laughs down the pub son, it's only for laughs this! There isn't a dilemma or dichotomy being presented though (as is typical for false dilemma fallacies), merely the suggestion that someone may have done something improbable.

[jcotter1888]

@barrybas It should have read "Does John Motson....blah blah. It is entirely misleading!!!

[ivorlottandtonybroke]

Reminds me of a maths teacher I once had. One girl in the class was named Elaine Kuntz and the teacher pronounced it "Cunts".

[liverbird1890]

KingPadBoy. You're a cunt.

[bilkos69ers]

Brilliant!

[LondonTeen25]

hahaha no! this aint funny

[MrSpunkyspunky]

:)



[petertr2000]

Pure comedy timing! Brilliant!

[scottfranciscameron]

This is why I love the English language, quality stuff.

[BobdeBilde]

Stato! Stato! Stato!



[CastoreAprile]

I miss this Programme

[carpdiem88]

haha! Kuntz! All of em.

[YannikMusic]

lmao skinner sets it up well funny shit

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

this is just hilarious

[hellonpluto]

what an amazing programme that was!

[YoungKoolness17]

lol out of nowhere he says cunt haha

[thewarnerbro]

is cunt used more liberally in the UK as opposed to the US? Just from youtube and music and stuff i feel like I hear it a lot more when the video or song is from somewhere in the UK. Here in America its pretty taboo, and you, really rarely hear it unless actively searching for it....

[Rennikus]

@thewarnerbro actively searching for cunt? *snicker*

[barrybas]

@Rennikus

There was a 4thegame.com article ages ago with the headline "Middlesborough were in Yorke hunt", so he's not the only one by any means

[ISISbandLive]

@thewarnerbro Definetly, especially in Scotland (to my knowledge anyway) Here, it's used lightheartedly to refer to friends.

[saiyo258]

haha!

[cvhashim]

its funny because the german players striker name is Stefan Kuntz LOLLLL

[Hydro2oo9]

@cvhashim yes we all know. Thats the whole point, he said kuntz but it sounded like he was calling someone a cunt.

[cvhashim]

@Hydro2oo9 ohhh ok im a little slow ahaha

[Hydro2oo9]

hahahaha legendary.

[Riderluli]

when did he said it ?

[PeteGas1984]

102 people are kuntz

[MrSlaveMentality]

Cunts...that's what Giggs was definitely doing.

[TheFordy55]

Baddiel and Skinner are both irritating little cunts

[defoekeane]

morelike those 2 are annoying kuntz

[paul6275]

hmmm wonder where sky gor its 3rd eye idea!

[carntspell]

Highly amusing. When I was in Japan I noticed they correctly pronounce the Australian airline Qantas as "Cuntas".

[MrMikeJkay]

Lmaoo :'D

[KingPadboy]

This video is obsolete and stupid, seeing as the German players name is spelt Kuntze, nothing like Cunts! knobheads!

[kingofweedswood]

@KingPadboy Its spelt Kuntz, almost the same, apart from the the first and last letters sound slightly different.

[barrybas]

@KingPadboy

The concept of a joke seems to be beyond your grasp it would seem - of course the video's stupid, that's the point. No idea how the video is obsolete though, it's a timeless classic

Plus in some areas of the country people do say 'cunts' like that. And his name is Stefan Kuntz, Kuntze was a 19th Century botanist.

[lvivboi]

@KingPadboy But it was funny, retard.

[fuckooo]

@KingPadboy Chill out you Kuntz

[1984ioc]

@KingPadboy pwned

[Hardysamnin]

@KingPadboy You trolling? surely you're not that stupid?

[sij747]

@KingPadboy *sigh* and you dont seem to grasp how Kuntz can be seen as funny

[MattTheOak]

@KingPadboy fucking hell, that was one of the most STUPID comments I've ever read on youtube - do you even understand the concept of word-play?!

[QueenReigns1]

@KingPadboy

You fucKING KUNT...it sounds the same whether it's spelt with a C or a K.

[Tbaldwin1971]

@KingPadboy You really did make a knobhead of yourself by making that comment didnt you mate. I feel for you.I really do.

[19Wylds95]

@KingPadboy utter cunt

[iTubeYourDadsMinge]

@KingPadboy

No mate, you are the knobhead. One of whom is quite obviously devoid of any sense of humour whatsoever.

[mgfnfgf]

@iTubeYourDadsMinge what was this show called

[igotscamed1]

@KingPadboy

prick

[Moppy1988]

@KingPadboy Not sure if someone making fun of the Germans having no sense of humour or if you're actually German.

[barrybas]

@Moppy1988 All the Germans I know love this video mate, it's only KingPadboy that is convalescing from a sense of humour bypass

[Moppy1988]

@barrybas And you apparently. I was joking buddy. LOL

[liamkenny91]

@KingPadboy you're a kuntze

[bobbydylanio]

@KingPadboy you dick head lol

[mynameismark25]

@KingPadboy Troll alert.

[iSymplix]

The player's name is Kunt you thick fucks

[totnesmartin]

@iSymplix - almost there, Stefan Kuntz is the name!

[iSymplix]

@iSymplix that's the one :P

[laddy933610]

@iSymplix Obviously its a joke get a sense of humour

[cvhashim]

@iSymplix kkkkk!!

[georgespurs123]

He said Cont, instead of cunt. Fucking brillient!!

[brochan11]

Motty was spot on as usual.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Could be worse, there was a baseball player named Russell Jay Kuntz -- nicknamed Rusty Kuntz. Not much of a player, but he did play in the 1984 World Series with the winning Detroit Tigers.

[fluffymole0913]

@UncleMikeNJ There's a guy who plays as the Substitute Right Back defender for France who is called Fanni.

[UncleMikeNJ]

@fluffymole0913 What about all the people from Japan named Yamashita or Fukudome? Or the Russian skater, Irina Slutskaya? There's a Slovakian hockey player named Miroslav Satan (sha-TANN). Ironically, he's not only never played for my favorite team, the New Jersey Devils, but usually plays pretty well against them!

[br00t4lbreakdownzfuk]

@UncleMikeNJ theirs a chinese goalie called Park Dong Suk

[UncleMikeNJ]

@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk I seriously doubt that. Besides, if that IS his real name, that sounds more Korean. As in, "Park, Park, wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, it could be worse, you could be a Manc, waking up your sister for a wank."

I know, it's "Scouse, eating rats in your council house," whereas that version comes from "Dirk Kuyt... you smoke pot in... " but I hate Man U. I do have some taste.

[m1seed]

@fluffymole0913 hes amazing on fifa XD

[fluffymole0913]

@m1seed I know I used to have him in my team. He's definately not worth level 79.

[azapro911]

Beautiful comic timing there from Motty. :P

[joelski11NCFC]

Is he talking about kuntz the germany player? or does the video cut off before he finished another word?

[gelmir4eva]

What did he say? Did he say cunts?

[MrBackflip22]

@gelmir4eva

nooooo! dya think?

[TheKingdan12]

@MrBackflip22 haha that kid is a thick cunt

[haugaard]

@gelmir4eva

He said 'Kuntz' as in Stefan Kuntz the former German footballer...

[Xolintoz]

@haugaard Thanks for that Sherlock

[TheKingdan12]

@haugaard its a joke you daft twat

[haugaard]

@TheKingdan12 and @Xolintoz

My reply was aimed at someone that didn't get it. But that's perhaps too much for you to comprehend, you effin' Kuntz?

[TheKingdan12]

@haugaard fucking is the word awww you not allowed to say it ................

[haugaard]

@TheKingdan12

Sorry, my bad. You're a fucking cunt. Satisfied?

[TheKingdan12]

@haugaard wow coz your funny

[zoetrope35]

brilliant...they must've thought "there's a guy caled kuntz playing. We've gotta get that in (the word 'cunts' is very much frowned upon in the broadcast media")

And then Motty comes up with that gem. Superb

[114Greg]

what's the show?

[FerociouS84]

@114Greg Fantasy Football League from the 90s

[jackgrant86]

@djamf What you just said makes absolutely no sense. If you're gonna insult people then fucking learn to speak English properly. Mug

[1ledo]

if only they were as funny as they think they are

[painey86]

god i miss this show

[tommyslf]

a pair of pricks

[JazLFC1]

HAHAHAHAA "KUNTZ"

[djamf]

that sounded more like andy gray.....i dunno thats jus me 

[sh4p3shifter]

@djamf andy gray is scottish you tit

[adamtb37]

@sh4p3shifter fuckin class 

[djamf]

@sh4p3shifter fuck you bigman i aint ask u nun ya pussyhole !!! suck ya mudda one time.....straight !!!!

[bricksalegend]

@djamf stop tryin to be black, you phonetically challenged gimp

[robertoproz]

@bricksalegend

i loled at your comment.

[SomeHoboProductions]

i was afraid this video was gonna be posted by some ten year old and the "c*** word" was "crap" boy am i glad i was wrong (not sarcasm)

[barrybas]

@SomeHoboProductions

Fair enough mate. My mental age is about 10 though, does that count?

[SomeHoboProductions]

@barrybas i dont know if youre assuming that im making a negative comment or simply asking a legitimate question. either way, i choose not to answer

[barrybas]

@SomeHoboProductions No worries mate, no offence was taken. I'm just glad the swearing was up to your discerning standards

[MrDisAsteroid]

@barrybas no but it does cunt

[OlavDenDeilige]

@barrybas No, but it does cunt.

[legewright]

@barrybas dick

[ShivDes789]

john motson on fifa 2003 looooool 'OH SILLY BOY'

[Museite]

80 People are Kuntz

[SatansFloater]

Dave Baddiel = most unfunny person ever

[edw12345676]

i dont understand why half of these comments are explaining the joke? its pretty obv lol

[grifotaboy]

@edw12345676 I know man i think there must be a lot of americans on here

[nerdflanders8710]

lame



[connectamusic]

@nerdflanders8710

grow up

[nerdflanders8710]

@connectamusic okay grandad. YOU grow up for laughing at such a pathetic thing.

[DCFCALEX1]

Cuntz was his name lol I bet u all thought the commentator was calling him a cunt

[longestroadoutofeden]

@DCFCALEX1 uhhhh no.

[connectamusic]

@DCFCALEX1

no that was obvious it was just funny

[Mattfletch001]

@DCFCALEX1 no you fool, that was the whole joke. Thanks for ruining it

[Alexs4287]

we all know he didint mean the real c word, but its funny anyway

[collinsproduction]

Brill

[tomthebaggie2]

haha hilarious :D i miss badiel and skinner

[debunker1]

@tomthebaggie2 i agree with you mate they were good together and i saw this program when its first came out and i actually saw the game it came from too lol

[weatherallc05]

wow you guys have no fucking ability to be funny. instead of just slating londonteen, how about you get some new material. mind you motty was calling you lot cunts, cos he knew you guys wold be annoying lil CUNTS. ur mothers probs have less oestrogen than you lot, cos you woldnt last five seconds where i live. sort ur attitudes out, and stop failing so badly at being funny. fucking spoiling the video with ur ratty comments

[IxYoYoxI]

@weatherallc05 You're a hero, I could not hardly imagine being raised in a first world country like you, it must be tough like when the kids around your area call you piss lips and cock gobler. Things just are not the same in England compared to the likes of Pakistan, Englands got it tough and the fact you have managed to live this long without dying is a massive achievement! But seriously people with your IQ should have a low voice too you vulva-licking inbred.

[weatherallc05]

@IxYoYoxI im no inbred dont worry man. and dont worry im living alrite where i am, they get along just fine with me. hope ur in no danger i guess..

[JasonWitcher]

@weatherallc05 man you are hardcore. i bet in real life you are a hench mother fucker who no-one wants to mess with. well you've shut us all up good haven't you? now just stop taking it up the arse and you'll do fine

[weatherallc05]

@JasonWitcher mate ive got better things to do than take it up the ass, what about you? im fine as i am bosss. mann get the fuck out of here

[JasonWitcher]

@weatherallc05 that was a shit comeback. honestly man you make no sense

[weatherallc05]

@JasonWitcher wasnt a comeback. i dont take part in that rubbish. just telling what i honestly thought..

[XxihockeyixX]

Football is where all the pansy's go to fake getting hurt.

[LondonTeen25]

Well ill use this last reply! You people dont even know me so stop judging me by a mistake i made!

[weatherallc05]

@LondonTeen25 just ignore the daft cunts. they know shittu about football

[blitheringbrooks]

LondonTeen25 you are clearly a teen.

[LondonTeen25]

YEAH I GET IT OKAY!!!! I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE BEING SERIOUS ABOUT NOT UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE, I POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS ABOUT THE POINT OF THE JOKE, SO CAN MY INBOX NOW STOP BEING SPAMMED BY CONSTANT SARCASTIC MESSAGES CALLING ME A GENIUS!!!!!!! MUCH APPRECIATED!!!!

[Sutor]

@LondonTeen25

Lolz

[mastercraftsman101]

@LondonTeen25

your some piece of work my friend

[weatherallc05]

@LondonTeen25 sad twats ey. ill sort the bastards out, cos im not having people take the piss out of some1 who actualy understands the topic. the rest are just pricks

[LondonTeen25]

@weatherallc05 lol cheers mate. I just didnt know that some comments were being sarcastic, i thought people genuinely thought motty was swearing. that was the only reason why i explained the whole joke.

[weatherallc05]

@LondonTeen25 yeah mate i have a disorder which makes the same thing hard for me, but i can cope sometimes. i couldnt be fucked listening to them, they need new material, heard it all before

[Museite]

@LondonTeen25 An Hero

[MrLoccoable]

ROFL!!!

[justdontdoit100]

youu can tell he tried to say his with a U..than an A..lol..what a name though..nothing beats Bongo christ though..lol

[TheGoodThanks]

Motson the best. Really captured the moments. Classic

[judemunkey360]

what skillfully biased commentary!

[Chigz10]

LondonTeen25 is a fucking genius !

[woolley15]

lmao

[mylestails]

LOL

[royaltandoori]

Baddiel ? Sorry mate  but no

[weatherallc05]

he is a cunt

[37Robski]

they use this name kuntz in the three lions song video

[Rafasreds94]

loool cunts

[LondonTeen25]

okay so i stated the obvious? and what?!

[MrRunforyourlife]

lol. he said "c_u_n_t_s" in a very relaxed maner.

[stonecoldnwo]

what does c*** mean? and how to spell it. Sry, i am not the native speaker.

[seanalbion20]

@stonecoldnwo, its a harsher word for pussy ,fanny,vagina,snatch .

[JoeT3378]

OMG Is that Frank Skinner on the right?

[dirtymac]

A bit harsh...haha

[nutyyyy]

the point is they know he means kuntz the player thats why its funny

[UncleMikeNJ]

Motty and every other British announcer use a profanity every day. The profanity in question is "Spurs."

[AutoJew]

Kuntz. This moment inspired Frank Skinner and David Baddiel for the making of "Three lions on the shirt" where, in the video, a group of people appear wearing Germany shirts, all having the name "Kuntz" on the back...

[bruceleeC64]

That's was the joke londonteen

[weatherallc05]

@bruceleeC64 yeah he knew, he just implied it differently. 

[LondonTeen25]

for your information, motty was not calling them cunts, he didnt say that word, he said the name of the german player who had possession of the ball at the time, his name was kuntz,