周潤發 - 十二分十分吋 1988

[nanaaimar]

我好喜歡發哥的聲音啊~~~><~~~他唱歌比現在的歌星更好聽­~~

[05heihei]

我都係咁話 本身冇mv 真係可惜

[ReBeCca639]

首歌好搞笑 haha 發哥真係勁 搞笑又得型又得!

[manbin]

i found this cd in my father cd collection while i was 3, now i am 25...

[poondonald1128]

可惜冇官方原裝MV

[jorkee123]

so funny thanks

[banzaofking]

intro 段background music 係 將冰山劈開

[xianjiazero]

@banzaofking 

[TheMusicandlyricz]

heard these songs everyday on radio back in the late 80s/early 90s

[67Bellingham]

This song makes me feel young again. Thanks zoundcracker.

[so8q]

Nice, thanks zoundcracker!

[zengyejimmy]

好掂啊！！！！！

[com6269]

好抵死、好鬼馬

[mLuvchapter]

發哥你好 口野 ！

[onecreativecriminal]

two people are tone deaf

[xaax69]

聽到我好HIGH~

[cyc0z]

AH HA　我要飛上天上

AH HA　我要冬暖夏涼

AH HA　我要品格高尚

AH HA　我又冇乜o野特長

[EmperorTam]

Suddenly that scene in "大丈夫日記" makes so much sense... Chow Yun-Fat Megamix!

[MrAmigoch]

Life is long enough to find the better one

[ayu2046]

@ @""""" 竟然有? 經典中經典!!!

[bobbyhitsbakk009]

The ONE person who voted dislike for this song can go FUCK himself!!!!

[kasierthegreat]

"塞車過海，有自唔在" <== 可以反映香港廿幾年黎塞車過海呢個問題都冇解決過~

[604G1K]

LOL this is the craziest shit I have ever heard...

[kayuwong15]

發哥你唱計歌幾攪笑、有水準、好好听！

[chenfui02]

Awesome!!! if someone can post the mtv will be great!!!

[KPANG1128]

極之有趣的歌仔。過癮！

[KPANG1128]

極之有趣的歌，過癮！

[Denise0707able]

Where Can i find 吸咽的女人 this song.. is 1987.. I think who can sent me this vedeo..

[Denise0707able]

Ha! Funny song. Chow Yue Fat..

[MsMomococo]

I wonder if there's a MV for this song

[gongxia649]

is this a parody?

[sakujapan]

强啊！！！！

[banzaofking]

十分十二吋-_-

十二分十分吋-_-

[charleskmli]

好多歌詞係猜枚嘅枚，依家新一代飲酒唔猜枚所以唔識

[Joegioamani]

Classic !!! ^_^ Thanks for sharing

[davidclwong]

笑到暈...

[samip90]

d歌詞好搞笑 哈哈

[tomkoolman]

點解唱k 無得點既?? XD

[chuhangchun]

support fat

[ansonbumee]

i like this song very much. who know where can but this CD? PLS

[ml2001]

22 years ago...

[yipsum]

笑死啦！thanks zoundcracker!

[winghowwh]

歌詞好鬼抵死xdxd

[diao380]

叉叉　叉叉　叉叉　叉叉

算了　算了　算了　算了

沒有了身邊的她不知不知怎可怎可過日子

叉叉　叉叉　叉叉　叉叉

我似往腦裡腦裡插了根刺

沒有了身邊的她沿途行也會踢到死老鼠

原曲系乜？thanks

[zoundcracker]

@diao380 : 張學友 - 交叉算了

[takhing88]

@diao380 張學友 - 交叉算了

[konfh274274]

晚晚去玩o野  :)

[mlifsi]

極抵死既歌詞, 可能可一不可再

[wingplum]

I have it in cassset ,will be convert ed to CD\

Great.

[lmh0088]

Even in today standard, it is still VERY Yo and Yeah.

Who wrote the lyrics? (林敏聰?)

[TheInfighter07]

what the

[IHangel]

我都係第一次聽咋,好搞嘢呀,仲好笑過軟硬天師添! ^_^

[AoiAlex]

點解出面 kakroke冇得 唱這首歌, 咁棧鬼

[chowing0823]

Classic!!!! This song is so yeah at that time.......

[kamkakit]

經典之中既經典!

[Rose59Fun]

very funny

[albertlawkk]

12 分 十分吋

監製 / 編曲：鍾定一

策劃：黎彼得 / 黃柏高

[GreatArtist6638]

CHOW YUN FAT AT HIS BEST!!

Thanks Zoundcracker

Bosnia Eddie!!! Ha! Ha!

[jeve921]

that is just SO TRUE!!! hahahaha!!

[ohahamok]

發哥o既經典名曲 , 唔聽係你損失 ....

[longmanHK888]

得閑聽吓, 唔得閑都要聽吓. 就係一個字"爽".

[loklok822]

有冇歌詞呀?????

[zoundcracker]

歌詞係 video 右面 , 我張相下面

按 more info 會見到

[chan808yuen]

輸完又o黎"手羅"過　輸淨散銀幾個的確罪過

抵死o既呢

[elmonsuen]

吾知有冇吳君如的(巴魯坦星人過聖誕)

[WoShiNanErDangZiQian]

AH HA　我要飛上天上

AH HA　我要冬暖夏涼

AH HA　我要品格高尚

AH HA　我又冇乜o野特長

[michaello1120]

HEY PRETTY LADY　無畏再兜圈子

心癢難搔時　別要收藏心意

小姐妳要咩呀　我潮洲漢包送貨o既　嘻嘻

堂堂情場英雄　難投懷如小童

長期維持MACHO如史泰龍

堂堂情場英雄　難投懷如小童

長期維持MACHO如史泰龍

哦　史泰龍　哦　史泰龍

肥婆奶奶　奶奶

[Cenaj80127]

番鬼佬他們愛吃漢堡包

外省人他們愛吃上海包

香港人到底愛吃廣東包　漢堡包　雞尾包　上海包

我最愛吃是叉燒包　o乜包囉

[SugaryGoodness]

thank you zoundcracker^_^

xXx

[cman1724]

聽一次唔夠喉,如果附埋歌詞就正晒呢!

[zoundcracker]

0岩0岩搵到歌詞

[chiwai2002]

利智 利智 曾華倩 曾華倩

[QAB6606]

你落場內　我落場外　塞車過海　有自唔在

想免受害　相信幕內　以為醒目　以為精彩

寫o左張飛要改　〔填著鑽中寶應該愛〕

一改再改　孖ｑ三寶也改　〔盲目信貼士棧釘蓋〕

o岩o岩中o左　點解穿o左褲袋　〔盲目信貼士棧釘蓋〕

諗起派彩　卒之尖東跳海　賽馬日又期待

[Cenaj80127]

呢段〔將冰山劈開〕 笑死!~

[sp040778]

笑死人咩~!发哥^^哈哈...好生鬼喔~!我好钟意喔^^好过­"旧情人"咯~!

[swedmond]

今朝响小巴聽到, 聽唔夠一半就落車, 即刻上嚟揾再聽,正!!

[moneycat1993]

笑

[spike378]

Why would anyone want this on mp3? But dont know why i have it =)

[SugaryGoodness]

Can i have it? LoL

I never knew there was this version!

thanks for sharinh zoundcraker!

xXx

[yusumnn2000]

塞車過海，有自唔在

終於中左，點解穿左衭袋

諗起派彩，卒之尖東跳海

笑死

[Chinamerican]

Does anyone have the mp3? It's not on Baidu :(

[zoundcracker]

我有囉 , 唔係點整呢個 video 呢

[sp040778]

唔知你有没有歌词呢?

[justokkk]

search on foxy

[gracetang3]

I love it!

[ansonpsng]

一個字！正！Thanks!

[wonghonchung1]

發哥--你係得既！

[zipboomkim]

I LIKE IT!