French Taunting - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[TeriyakiShogun]

No Animals were harm during the making of this Film.

[TeriyakiShogun]

lmao Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[jasonmathias]

258 Frenchies are Taunting youtube. 

[boss180888]

3:24 the turkey lol

[benfrombelow]

allo oo ees eet

[HawgRyder1]

I plug my nose at the direction of 257 bed wetters!!

[knut761]

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt...of elderberries"

Old school insult LOVE it XD

[FMAlover007]

Kinigits.

[MagicalWellecto92]

ha ha ha....duck

[DarthWill3]

This is too funny!

[europachef]

the americans must learn the difference between trolling and taunting. here we see the frenchies taunting the english on english soil.

[HawaiianGuyFromOahu]

i love this movie haahahalol.

[Heavenlyange10]

I FART in your general direction your mother was a hamster and your father was smelt of eleberries! xD lol

[Heavenlyange10]

Omg They just skip with the music XD its sp wierd

[sharklover064]

this is my favorite scene!!

[TheEquinoxka]

I told them we already got one xD

[prplhze2000]

a few bars from the theme of Where Eagles Dare

[AussieBushHAT]

@prplhze2000 I was thinking that! Expecting Clint eastwood and Burton to appear!

[ResultofSquffie]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

The mother of all 'Yo Mama" jokes.

[KarRuptAssassin]

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!!

[resurgem8]

Tooo funny!! Time to watch these films all over again!

Thank you!!!!

[Michel6789100]

fetcher la vache! AAHAHAHAH

[Tyronor]

How about this?

"Your father was a steroid, and your mother smelt of floral powder."

[paperdain]

Oops, frequented. Stupid touch screen.

[paperdain]

I saw John Cleese in an interview once, and he said that his main influence for this character was a snooty maitre d' at a restaurant he frequnted at the time.

[MrReputation73]

"I FART ON YOUR GENITAL ERECTION!!!"

[oilcan821]

absolutely funny!

[ftheworlds]

I'm French!!! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king?

- > Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?

Mind your own business. 

[Leovinus]

I fart in the general direction of 256 people.

[greg29ification]

trop marante cette parodie ;) l'accent et tout...je kiff l'humour anglais x)

[yohanntim]

I'm French and I'm not a troll but this video sucks !!! it's ridiculous and not even funny...

is that the English humor ? (o-O)...pathetic trash.

[prochoicenz]

@yohanntim Tu es con. Va te faire enculer.

[gerrrusg]

@yohanntim maybe you should go back to watching the hilarious Marcel Marceau or.......fuck, I can't think of any other French entertainer.....because there aren't any worth mentioning outside of France.....we may not produce good wine and our food is shite....but English humour is reknowned and exported all over the world....maybe, and I'm just speculating here....just maybe... it's you that doesn't have a sense of humour

[yohanntim]

@gerrrusg It was only my view, but if you like and you find this video funny it's cool for you, but it's not my opinion. concerning the English humor, like Mr Bean ? Dude, it's a low level and it's No Way for me.

It's my 2de and last comment here !

[superjumpingwalrus]

I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[bringadyvning]

"you tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms" I am sure going to use it, and dont dare to complain about my spelling your english knickets!

[TwistedFully]

@bringadyvning He's definitely saying "kin-igit," as in "knight," pronouncing every single letter. K-NIG-HT

[S0Iari]

I only found this cause I am drunk as fuck off French wine. :)

[samrulz7]

2:28

[kxmode]

Every man has two countries - his own and France.

[khnagul]

French troll :p

[MrReputation73]

"walk away...just ignore them" 5:20

[marchman3000]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" lol

[stoshy81]

I gotta admit, I first time I saw this, I thought he said "I fart on your GENITAL ERECTION."

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

what a strange person 

[emgee65]

@BROKENHOUSEFILMS "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

[Thehuntingwolf]

I love how at the end the grail is there, trolololololol....

[cuddlywolfy]

its amazing how the actors don't crack up and start laughing every few seconds like i am.

[Bouloudefrance]

it's very funny :)

[2903Johnno]

Its humorous to see that the French still treat the British (and the Australians) with the same level of disdain. I swear I met the same French guard masquerading as a maitre'd at a Parisian restaurant recently. If it wasn't him, then the guy had learnt all these insults verbatim.

[happywolfpe]

Half this stuff in in spamalot. Best musical ever ^^

[21mbalte]

Mooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[trainguy3985]

4:43 In the name of the Lord!

[limesandstupidity]

Je pète dans votre direction générale! is what he would say if he were french

[hockeyboi888]

JESUS CHRIST



[benthekid92]

I fart in your general direction!

[trabant14]

templars?

[Lizascarrysouthman]

I FART in your general direction! Oldest one in the book, yet still funny.

[kilkolio]

why do u think i got this OUTRAAAAAGEOUS accent

[misjulia009]

You silly Englishmen!

[crematedmemoir]

"You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms!"

That one's my favorite!

[MrGentleNick]

I'd look for victories that the French have won

[TheSergentChaotix]

I'm French, but his accent is freaking better than mine D:

But my taunt is the same.

[Renceau]

@TheSergentChaotix C'est pas un véritable accent français, mais ça ressemble... Ecoute ses "r"... ils sont anglais-isé xD

[clairethebear25]

the 256 people who disliked this video are english pigdog's

[Rswowplayer]

I taunted some french men... and then took an arrow to a knee.

[Renceau]

@Rswowplayer Didn't expect a retarded fad on such a video.

[Rswowplayer]

@Renceau Your mother fucked elderberrys and your father screwed a hamster

[Renceau]

@Rswowplayer Mhm.

[CamoShield]

hasnt arthur heard of assassin's creed? just climb the wall :P

[Ateamgrl]

Whenever my family sees the sign for Knightville NC we scream KanigitVille and die laughing!

[MrBuch169169]

"Is there someone else up there who we could talk to?"

Kills me every single time. xD

[jeffffej01]

you tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms

[PAGANlNl]

0:15 Beating water with a stick is always the best way to occupy your time.

[penguinboy561]

@PAGANlNl Obviously he is fishing using the traditional British approach to foreign policy.

[MrCherubhair1]

@penguinboy561 No i think you are mistaking it with american foreign policy.

[Bonifeks51]

@PAGANlNl Trying to "catch" fish lol

[Sirkofski]

"i told him we already got one!" Hehehheheh. Lol

[oceancandy24]

you "sons of a silly person!" i fart in your general direction.

[citizenstitch]

i love this movie!



[XxTheBethCxX]

"I told him we've already got on" "hehehehe" Trololol :D

[CamHawesMusic011]

"IIIII fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

[abemotorsports]

funny lol !!

[abemotorsports]

I saw this movie when I was 11 years old, its so funny comparing to today comedy movies :) !!

[Nemzal]

...

...

Is there someone else we can talk to?

[TXUrbanHippy]

I got here by searching, "funniest $h!t ever'....

[crazy88boss]

The thousand idiots ... of the French empire ... descend upon you. Our bovines shall block out the sun!

[ThisisJamesman]

@crazy88boss then we will fight while drinking milk

[crazy88boss]

@ThisisJamesman :D

[MsDDiddy]

255 people are sons of a window dresser. i'm literally laughing as i type this.

[DayDreamAscent]

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly King"

[ogukuo72]

Got here by searching 'French'. Thumps up!

[Souulless]

thumbs up if got here by searching "french"

[Hagfan789]

Ka-nigget means knight. Gota love our english spelling...

[Flapswitch13]

My favorite movie..... EVER

[jcrocker2323]

What a strange person



[europachef]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of...elderberries"

Best line ever its a classic.

[crazygirls555]

@europachef

I was just exploring youtube and now I finally know where that quote came from!!! About time.

[mlicari99]

255 people were taunted a second time.

[HangEmHighStudios]

I can buy this on iTunes...? (Glances under like bar)

Sweet.

[Joesolo13]

your mother was an adventurer and your father took an arrow to the knee!

[iateyourbeans]

arrow to the knee is so fucking stupid

[MarvelTerritory]

I dont always take an arrow to the knee. But when I do, I stop being an adventurer like you.

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until the French army started throwing the whole friggin' barnyard over the castle wall.

[ThePonderingPuzzler]

@miniclip42 it is a reference to skyrim in which many guards in the game say "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

[Baseshocks]

@ThePonderingPuzzler yes it is, its overkill, people say take arrow to the knee on a shit load of videos, they think they are funny repeating a dead joke....

[Jongho]

Soooo what's a Ki-nigget?

[torhenning91]

@Jongho i guess its a misspronaunciation of the word knight, as thats what i think they are. Monty Pyton is funny like that.

[Jongho]

@torhenning91 Thank you. I'm silly for not realizing that sooner. Haha.

[miniclip42]

will someone please tell me wat the arrow in the knee is about

[totallyleafy]

@miniclip42

It's a joke from a game called SKYRIM. :) There's just this guard that always says something like "I used to go adventuring, too. Then I took an arrow to the knee." I forget exactly what.

That's all.

[miniclip42]

@totallyleafy thanks for clearing that up

[MittRomneyForPrez08]

Shut the GODDAMN fuck up about the arrows in your knee.

[Bromthebard]

QUIT PUTTING SKYRIM JOKES ON EVERY VIDEO!! "Arrow to the knee this" arrow to the knee that" just stop it's not funny

[filip752]

@Bromthebard I used to rage like that also, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[integraf40]

How was Monty Python so ridiculously ahead of its time? The best comedy by far

[filip752]

HAS NOBODY PLAYED TEAM BUDDIES ON PS1 ??? YELLOW BUDDIES SAY THESE QUTOES LOL, for those who don't know go here ht tp://w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=5TbcTsLZ­q2k (without spaces) and listen from 0:10

[CedricP91]

Only English can ride without horses, only French can have such an accent and only American... don't know... are as intelligent as these coconuts? Sorry dear, last one.

[Davis4037]

I will fart in your direction

[Yabanko]

What a strange person! XD

[Kenjin7771]

251 people are silly english Knnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnighits

[Gridseeker]

I wave my private parts to your aunties!

[zodiacchiller]

you and all your silly english kinnnnigiits

[devastation2]

Now go away of i shall taunt you a second time

[snackajack117]

"Ahm French! Why do you think ah have this outrrrrageous accent, you silly King?"

[dakotasapphire]

Dude, I'm English and French so this makes it all the more hilarious to me.

[tallgiraffe18]

2:27-2:43 <3

[OscuroZero]

I typed in "Y u no go away"

This came up.

[streetspiritlive]

how dare You Profane,

but i'm french,

Well half!

n bitch accordingly LOL!!! ; )

[SwimmmingFishy]

I love how they dismount their 'horses'

[blimeyitsnina]

'I wave my private parts at your aunties' Dear lord, I love this movie.

[DisturbedDeified]

@xraeddie no the French were in Vietnam with us, although they didnt last long, they were trying to help with the conflict in Vietnam because they were also trying to stop the flow of Communism and Ho Chi Minh was the leader behind it

[akagruntkiller]

you and all your silly english knnnnnighits!

[DisturbedDeified]

@SuperPeNat if by yanks you mean Americans, then yes we actually did invade Vietnam, but the French, seeing as we are allies, joined in to help us, but they gave up very quickly because of the Vietcong's victories and advantages. In truth you are right, but most people never take into consideration that the French tried to help and pulled out soon after.

[xraeddie]

@DisturbedDeified I think you have it backwards.The French were in Vietnam before us.The French-Indo China war lasted from around 1945/6-1954. They did not come to try and help us there because they had learned their lesson already.Too bad we didn't learn from them.

[ChibiSmasher]

@DisturbedDeified Did you bother to research just a little bit before spilling out nonsense? Vietnam was a French colony. The French got their butts kicked by General Giap. Remember the humilating defeat at Dien Bian Phu?

Unfortunately, Giap is aligned to the Communist camp, thats why the US stepped in, partly due to the Domino Theory.

France did not help a single bit, they were kicked out of Vietnam well before the US entered the scene

[tvaddict1993]

251 people smell of elderberries...

[DisturbedDeified]

No wonder the French got beaten out of Vietnam so quickly

[SuperPeNat]

@DisturbedDeified i feel like an idiot for asking but wasn't it the yanks that invaded vietnam?

[ellebal1111]

@DisturbedDeified The French were in Vietnam for 10 years until a faction of Vietnam communist requested their Independence...Then the US took over... US with all their might didn't fare better as I remember! What's your point!??

[ellebal1111]

@DisturbedDeified The French were in Vietnam for 10 years...US with all their might and indiscriminate bombings also was kicked out with their tails between their legs...what your point!!?

[moonpearl666]

251 people are English bed wetting types

[TaintedFaith88]

is there someone else up there we can talk to?

[oliviazski13]

Oh god<3 xD

[tanniymbbgirl]

That's it. I'm going to France.

[triffiks]

" i told em we already got one!!! ( Only the python crew could come out with a line like that (-:

[22islucky]

KAAAAAAnigets 

[LiveWire134679]

WOW, that cow was not realistic at all.

[optigers1509]

@LiveWire134679

haha i really hope you're not analyzing a monty python movie for realism... if you are, go watch the lumberjack song and the spam sketch and get back to me

[theholyhandgrenade18]

"i told them we already got one" LMAO ROFL LOL HAHAHAHAHHAHALAOALMAOROFL! xD

[TheMickkeymouse]

oh yes. eetza very nice!

[alwillk]

"So you think you can out smart us French folk with you silly knee bent running about, advancing behavior" LOL Is that an insult?

[CapeTrains]

Fechez la vache!

[lakedemon1000]

try to like holding ctrl

[jrya1]

screw that post below dont read the 5th 6th and 7th words (i will taunt you)

[jrya1]

if you dislike this i will taunt you a second time i will do something

if you dont like this press 5

[jrya1]

251 people have hamster mommies

[jrya1]

0:38  wow........

[LadyMissMina]

He's not saying "faites chier la vache", he's saying "fecher la vache" (I don't know whether it's spelled fecher or fetcher). As in, the word "fetch" in English. It may not be in the French dictionary, but they say it in France. So, he's saying "fetch the cow".

[athull08]

@LadyMissMina it's fetchez, actually,

It's Franglais for fetch the cow

[thebigfour13]

At 0:15 you just have to take all your attention to the guy beating the water with a stick.

[leechmonger]

cool dark souls gameplay