jesus

[lpgraupner]

Mas que ABSURDOOOOOOOO!!!

[phydaimenko]

at 0:50

MDR

[hugiking17]

nah enyit erröl

[SheikhAliSultan]

He is not Jesus he is : Osama bin Laden or Rowan Atkinson.

[SuperCuriousFox]

It was boring until 0:47 xD

[MrSaimon5800]

The author please remove video, descend in church and confess in a criminal conduct if крещенный if isn't present christen.... If I would meet you I you have killed queer the terminated!!!!

[henrike22]

@MrSaimon5800 bla bla bla, stfu and enjoy the music ahahah

[MrSaimon5800]

Да простит нас Бог всемогущий и всемилостивый,за такое. ибо как начертано в Священном писании Бог все простит но не простит никогда хулу на Духа Святаго......

[illsaybadthings]

If jesus was like this, maybe, just maybe, I'd believe in him.

[Mcmuffinheadjr]

Mommy? Did Jesus really die by a bus?

[TC53227]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I did'nt see JC!

[onegreenfly]

we say no with this offensive video........!flag it

[UniversalProjectCo]

@onegreenfly Get over it.

[jm62126]

c toujour délirant

[estelle907]

lol



[FuzzyWuzzyLuvsYa]

omg, offensive much!!:(

[martynblackburn1977]

@FuzzyWuzzyLuvsYa This is cool.

[TheMisterjhonatan]

tu puta cola hijos de puta me cago en sus putas madres si se quien son y los veo les voy a rromper el punto en cachos hijos de macho de burra

[Kannon12]

The driver must have been Jewish.

[evil420thug]

Lol thats totally how jesus would act :D

[Kannon12]

Jesus Christ? Isn't that the guy who got hit by a car, and they filmed it and put the video on youtube?

[CaramellNeko]

It's been years since I last saw this, and I still love it xDDD So damn awesome!

[matthewgomery]

why are there so many morngy, humorless dick heads who get offended by something so obviously light hearted and random, go get a life and dont watch videos you didnt specifically search for. And also its not as if hes actually makes any anti-religious remarks or shows any sarcastic views, so why cant everyone just chill out and have fun. Also there would be no need to over-react anyway, even if it was offensive, someone has to help rid the world of religion and its retarded, unjustified beliefs.

[aquakiller8]

this video was muted by WMG....no it was muted by jesus!

[GPhil2010]

/watch?v=S3Fom8xwD24

With music

[crislxc]

jajajajajajajjajajajajajajajaj­ajajajaajj no sabae

[ClaudiaPantelimon]

u will in hell...

[MannyTheCamper]

Looks like another brain dead mother fucker who couldn't find his asshole with a flashlight and a fucking roadmap.

[thejoselin899]

bitch

[Shpresim95]

dis is great



[MikelInk1531]

jajajajajá

[marytthe]

espero que jesus no se aya ofendido por esto

[marytthe]

estupido vaS A VER el infierno tu no tienes temor a dios esto es UNA OFENSA "dios perdonalos que no saben lo q hacen"

[hayabusakratos]

@marytthe hazme un favor chupa mi pene de huevos a cabeza y haces gargaras con mi semen

[FunkDefunkt83]

LMAO!

[meown23]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!! :O LOL

[kheilrui04]

not funny

[halcyonn19]

I am very offended..

[UniversalProjectCo]

@halcyonn19 No one cares.

[Gurke8899]

lol

[RWJROCKS1]

watch my channel its so funny i promise you laugh

[Sieghmund]

And we wonder why America is so fucked up...

[macdaddyraw]

Every time I view youtube all I look up is heavy metal so the one time I check out Jesus what I get is this crap, thats messed up!

[tlatoani2010]

no se escucha ni mais palomas

[FreedomFINICIO]

My dad has had this on his phone for years, and he STILL shows people!

[hotor24]

hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,,,,,,­,

[Tripserpentine]

you really believe in jesusXD jesus sucks:P and now i will burn forever hahaha:P i cant believe people believe thatXD

[frankkaras]

Jesus, if there ever was one, would have laughed at this. What happened to the audio? 5 stars with the audio.

[Corrosive666]

Maaan.. this shit used to be funny as fuck. Without the audio it's just blasphemous..

[KZkazz]

Jebać WMG, fuck the WMG

[xXUAEXx123]

jesus = fake bull shit crap

[Haszayadin2]

you are lost without him....

[MrWisa]

no tienen oficio

[HarriPrincess7]

Woah.. is it just me or does that person really look like Michael Jackson at 0.33 in the pink trousers?!

[mehran13m]

FUCK JESUS

[chaingang338]

you can tell that to his face when you die and burn in hell

[TheQueenleila]

c'est ça la liberté d'expression non? it's that the freedom's speaking right?

[ferzinhapzn]

COM DEUS NÃO SE BRINCA

[leoluver1441]

I hope Jesus isnt offended by this..

[aking82]

yes like this..ahahah

jesus....bogel

[Chi7es]

Jesus says:

One antichrist down, a million to go.

[Mcrxwolf]

@leoluver1441 Well, don't worry... haven't heard dead people can be offended

[LORDDRAGONms]

@leoluver1441 jesus dont exist its only the imagination of the people

[memooz1]

el 3amlo el video deh nas msh matrbya wala ya3rfa 7aga 3an jesus w dol 3ayal walad kalb w 2no isa hatro7o gohnam bel 2nto 3amlto deh:@:@:@

[blackdost]

wuahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!! all belivers become gay now :p

[chikezie95]

u guys r goin 2 hell

[UniversalProjectCo]

@chikezie95 No, you are, for being a retarded hypocrite. Goodnight, sweet religious nut.

[Ultimatumo]

Si este hombre hubiera parodiado a mahoma en vez de a jesus, su cabeza hece tiempo que estaria rodando en cualquier esquina.

Esa es una de las grandes diferencias entre el islam y otras religiones, LA TOLERANCIA.

[deegirlshopping]

hes off to kfc

[27kingstyler]

omg...this is not funny!its silly! dont blame our god assholes!

[Olafski11]

Very funny! LOL

[survivirus]

who ever did this,,,,,, curse you......fool

[Wheitex]

das is ja mal sowas von scheisse ey wie kann man sich darüber lustig machen ey wenn man mal überlegt was err alles duchmachen musste dan kirge ich hier voll die kriese das so idioten sich über die chirsten und jesus lustig machen echt arm sowas

[alsfeld2008]

Es gibt Jesus, aber er Reprasentiert die Sonne xD, Alle Regilionen Sind Schwachsinn, Bullshit^^

[jaqzzzz]

I used to be an atheist, till I thought I was God, ---- John Lennon

God does not play dice with the world. ---- Albert Einstein

All that I have seen, has taught me to trust our creator for all that I do not see.----- Emerson "We are miracles, embedded in miracles, standing around waiting for God to prove himself,,,,,sometimes familarity breeds blindness." ----Socrates  Lifes blurry without Jesus." ---- Alias former Atheist

Wierd video, yet to each...

[woody0900]

how can you say he doesnt have a religion, are you on a personal level with this person? its not very nice to assume, because when you assume. you make an ass out of u and me. so dont be a dick, leave the guy alone. it was funny to everyone else who laughed no one cares if it wasnt to you. =) oh BTW, peace be with you.

[lilnerdy1023]

THis aint funny. THis is my religion so wats urs..ooo wait u dont got 1

[canabal72994]

@lilnerdy1023 yea, it is sorta fun.

[Diabolikal01]

please......religion is for insecure people who need support in their lives

[michagll]

seit ihr dumm jesus zu veraschen alter man !!!!!!! Jesus 4 Ever hilsong united :D

ps Good bless you

[72ve17]

dont worry jesus also got a sense of humor in him - he knows what to do with your foolishness ....

[schneepflug13]

ohne ton ist das scheiße

[char666utc]

scuseme what is the nomber the song

you know

[MurrayK420]

HAHAHAHAHA..HA

[chazchen25]

omg this is the funniest shit ever

[killerjoker2328]

dammmmmmmmm thats funny

[PSNGodfather1]

it wouldve been WAAAAAAAAAAAYYY funnier if u actually got him to sing it

[Adgaris96]

you damn bastard you're so going to Hell for this

[UniversalProjectCo]

@Adgaris96 No you are, for being an insane retard.

[stukkak1976]

One day a genuinely rational approach will be made to these matters, one that will bring even the most rarefied mystical experience within scientific inquiry (in other words, we will be able to explain to you how delusional you are and this will potentially make you go mad because of you sincerity).

[stukkak1976]

Its merely an accident of history that its considered normal in out society to believe that the Creator of the universe can hear your thoughtsits similar to a mental illness. While religious people are not generally mad, their core beliefs absolutely are

[anaphielle]

well u may make fun of others....maybe u dont belive in Jesus, but there are people that do really belive in Him... and u know ....is better to belive in something that dont exist , then not belive in something that exist . what about if we make fun of ure God, or belives ? u have free opinion , but please respect our faith.

[RudeB0x]

Fackin Gay Jesus xD

[Wueschy]

Halts Maul du Assi

[HAZARDMAN4]

doesnt he exsist?

[samunosukito]

Muy gracioso el video. Me ha hecho mucha gracia.

[Ivn0412]

and you should go fuck devils!

[HAZARDMAN4]

erm... i dont cum from no dam monkey... how the hell can things evolve n e way for a creature who needed to develop a wing how did they use it before that wing reached perfection... i mean obviously some lzard dint hatch a robin so all that transforming must have been kinda crappy with a half developed wing... kinda looks funny wen u think ov it haha... evolution makes no sence even charles darwin realised that afta wards

[KELETNATION]

Your facts are like opposites..

[HAZARDMAN4]

wt u mean?

[bewaver]

"That there is nothing more unbelievable than not believing." JP Sartre

[HAZARDMAN4]

maybe hes givin evil people a chance to be nice... plus if he did get rid ov evill then trust me therd be too much ov a difference in the world for most people to continue livin. y u think godz the bad one its the devil thats the bad one why evryone flip them round? more confusin without god.

[numinumo]

blablabla :D

[CruelQuertos]

'FUCK JESUS, He has never existed anyway lol

[Ivn0412]

you are idiots! Make fun of our God?? You should be burning in hell with mr.devil!

[elementrisk]

you should go fuck yourself ^-^

[7711565726]

qe mal plan

[xxxXd00dXxxx]

hahaha this is funny

[HAZARDMAN4]

yeh i like funny videos but whoeva made this wasted there time and honestly everyone is entitled to there opinion and mine is that this is dumb im not sayin this coz im some old strict christian guy i mean im 17 and im far from strict but seriously this vid is stupid.

[sebalder]

L0L please grow up. This is a extremely funny video! I was 'bout laughing my head of when i first saw it! So my credits to the maker. And please HAZARDMAN4. I don't care if you are religious o not. I don't care 'bout what videos you prefer to watch so please don't come here and destroy this wonderful video with your stupid and completely unnecessary comment.

//skalligare the punk-bastart

[xoxbellendxox]

oh be quite you religious people, its just a video

[HAZARDMAN4]

maybe someone shoud kill you... see how u like bein made fun of yeh i like funny videos but whoeva made this wasted there time and honestly everyone is entitled to there opinion u mite enjoy it but let us "religious people" complain when we see some sick twisted crap like this. im not sayin this coz im some old strict christian guy i mean im 17 and im far from strict but seriously this vid is stupid.

[bewaver]

Agreed, point taken. Yet, the word is what made th universe, your uttering whishfull dead on a moron, takes you down to his level. I mean bless your good reaction, but its useless as it happens anyway, as you said it yourself, its waste of time and quite risky, given the law we where given. xoxwathever might change his mind in an hour, a day, or never, but that's between him and YHV. Don't dam yourself for somebody else's stupidity. Bless your gutt feeling, your on the rite path

[Hrfrfrrrrr]

jojo

[kungfuwolfbitch]

jesus got owned lol

[virusdapimp]

this is not right.

Religon should not be made fun of.

to those who believe like me, he does not deserve to be made fun of after his sacrifice...

[QTpie329]

i totally agree with you virusdapimp, he should not be made fun of like this considering that he died for us. i am a believer and cannot deal with this video!

[Meche1o1]

R.I.P. Jesus

[panga71]

OH!MY EYES!!IT BURNS!

it is soo ...haryO_o

[Aaron01f]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[ant81269]

Its fun to watch this but nothing will shake my faith on Jesus whom I love so much, those who do this vid I forgive and I pray the Lord also have mercy on him.

[gibabybay407]

i repent for watchinq thiss.

yu sick ppl

[0Bolten0]

thats not funny you fucking idiots

[silvershock019]

1. what people think to be funny is a matter of taste, so there is no 'wrong' or 'bad' answer.

2.The definition of idiot is a morron, and by simply looking at somebody comment on a vid you can(normally) not judge his IQ by just that.

3. YOU are a republican. GO MCCAIN! o wait..

[AdipositasSuillus]

Hi Jesus

I pray every night to you.

There is no way this bus could hurt you.

My Love prevents you from beeing hurt.

You might be fat and ugly, but i love you for ever.

This thing whith the cross was really cool.

Could you tell your dad to have mercy on my soul please?

I come soon and want to have a place with naked angels? Female angels?

Please.

Tschüß

[fuckinqueenslander]

You all can keep throwing rocks at me and spitting in my face but I'm not going to fall down because of it, I AM A SURVIVOR. Remember it.

[howbluekiwi]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tht guy is the man

[belarodfarin001]

xDDDDDDDDDDD

[idontlikezezima]

lolololol

[kungfuwolfbitch]

THIS NEVER GET'S OLD LOL!

[Frodo1928]

poor jesus

[vasilijejovanovic]

how did u do t?

[vasilijejovanovic]

the bus is the best...

[randomstuff234]

haha this makes me laugh sooo hard!

i will survive and then he gets crushed by a bus!!! haha fuck!

[fuckinqueenslander]

Jesus Christ is our lord and saviour and I think that whoever did this should hang their head in shame, because they, like every one of us, were sent to worship him, but they mocked him instead.

[TristanMarsh]

hey buddy, I think maybe your name might be a little bit of a bad example...

[bigmile22]

relax man its a joke... and by the way dont take thizs stuff too seriouly

[lucasdaudt22]

STFu you animal.... god is an creation to have a belief in after life. If he does exist, does that mean all other religions in the world are wrong? its fun to mock things that dont exist! ^^

[fuckinqueenslander]

You don't know me so stop talking to me, because I don't want to have anything to do with you. Stop talking to people you don't know.

[lucasdaudt22]

Why/??? How do i get to know them then?

[UniversalProjectCo]

@fuckinqueenslander No retard, God doesn't want us to "worship" anything. All he cares is that we are good people. If you believe people will go to hell for not believing in Jesus, you have issues.

[xoxkelsey101]

lmfaoooo ~

[idontlikezezima]

rofl!!!!!!!!

[KoalaKam]

You are using questions as reasons to write off your ability to follow God. Instead of doing that, why dont you search for the answers to your questions, because they do exist, and THEN make the decision to live by God's law or not to. I suggest the book "Letters from a Skeptic" by Dr. Greg A Boyd. It's a book my pastor lent to me once when I was facing the same questions and reasoning that "didnt make sense". It really helps as it focuses on both sides of the issues.

[Cassiopeia]

LOL.

[carolinebenevides]

is not good

[meak911]

jesus wept.

jesus gained 50 pounds.

jesus got ran over by a bus.

jesus rose again in two or three days.

[lucasdaudt22]

HAHAHAHAHA lol

[1muminka]

YES LOL XD DŻIZAS

[GrafBlah]

lol XDDDDDDDDDDD

[Mottahedeh]

Hilarious XD

[angeltwin100]

Wth...... u cant just make fun of god like that.... =/ thats not right...he isnt ur god of course cuz ur making fun of him..

[satan1death]

Rofl What a laugh@

[Gingzeey]

lol

[kleens666]

Hope he'll not resurect again...

[abghady]

ya hw cn god possibly die....n hw cn god possibly b born...??

[Infares]

hw cn you eliminate vowels from literally every fucking word?

[jimmybob116]

lol

[KoalaKam]

God is the trinity... father, son, and holy spirit. Jesus was the son of God, but also the son of man.

[abghady]

God is the trinity... father, son, and holy spirit. Jesus was the son of God, but also the son of man.

Nt 2 sure who replied but thn try asking tis qn bk 2 urself...doesnt make sense at all 2 me....If jesus was the son of god thn jesus is nt god....he is god's son....so y worship him lyk he is god?? So who is tis god u r referring 2??

[jenchen81]

the traffic light was red, right?

[sharkxp71]

jesus was prolly a good guy, its pretty damn unlikely that if sum1 were to do so much shit to help ppl that hed act like a dumbfuck afterwards and get himself run over by a bus.. haha

[9281988]

wut do u ppl make fun of God!!!!

God died 4 us, u should workship him not do this!!

bitches!!

[dabdoub100]

Kidding Right?!

God died?

What kinds of mind can believe this shit.

Think you people.

[drunklazypunk314]

God, who is apparently immortal, died?

Lol. Even if he did, who worhips Jews who died because of the Nazis' sins, for example? Dude. I admit dear ole' Jesus was a nice guy, and had great ideas, I'll worship him as much, and NOT more than I worship Gandhi.

And yeah, learn to have a sense of humor :D

[iglor]

do you know about your religion? lololol People like you make me a proud atheist hahaahah

[Mattobaka]

Haha!! So funny!

[EritreanG87]

disgusting...

[homertalk]

Jesus might be watching!

[music556]

haha that was fucking hilarious! hes singing one minute and gets hit by a bus the next! lmfao

[PvElvl70frostmage]

now i know how Jesus died :)

[buddhistlad]

hehe

[veneganjah]

falta de respeto

[gollum9]

jjajaj

[AnnetteKaulitz]

o_O loool

ehmm, he had realy died??? or no??