Ross Noble on '24' and Ice cream vendors.

[sp8darocka]

"What was I on about? Oh yeah! The hats!"

[xDeadlyTurtle]

Randomists > Comedians (Ross Noble is a randomist if you didnt know)

[HeIemeri]

If you get confused, don't.

[TheBubblesParadox11]

'...Oh yeah, the hats!'

[Donny101st]

The emmmm...

[AgentTasmania]

Lets not dwell on exploding IceCream Vans

[johanneswiberg]

Ross Noble: the King of going off topic.

[singthebattle]

My housemate: 'This guy sounds like that Welsh bloke off of Coupling.'

Me (a Geordie): *facepalm*

[MusicMakesHappiness]

Legend! Simple as!

[BL4CKC4TMEG]

I love how off topic he gets xD xD

[jewelrox]

I went to see him live and I was soo sore afterwards from laughing so hard.

[IndulgeRoxy]

I wonder if he's ever actually worked in an ice cream parlour or van. He seems to know what he's talking about! lol

What a legend :)

[ant851114]

when i 16 i wanted to commit suicide , but then i found ross noble and he changed my life , now whenever somin bad happens to me i just watch ross and im happy again this man is my hero , has anyones else life been changed by this man ?

[Beefie11]

I just hope I manage to see Ross Noble live, that would complete my life.

[bergenxx]

He can start with one joke that leads to 7 different stories and then at the end he finishes them one by one. I love him! He's the best comedian out there

[clief101]

No 2 shows of Ross Noble are ever the same. Gotta love that

[iamadamsusername]

"anyway, what was I on about there? Oh yeah, the hats!" WHAT!?!? hahahaha

[jebus742]

how can you not like ross noble???

[Meta1Head91]

He explains how to make ice creams better than the stupid dipshit that served me a double. The guy that served me a double did exactly what Ross said not to do. Funny that.

[mikemikemikemikeeee]

oh how i have tried to find this guy funny...bought his dvd and turned it off after half way through and put on some bill hicks...i guess i just prefer comedy with some meaning and wit

[JofusSunshyne]

@mikemikemikemikeeee ; "meaning" Why must comedy have meaning? Serious, Bill Hicks was a genius, but he was a preacher too. I dont understand people who only go for the type of comedian who makes them thing. I must be very lucky I can laugh my arse off at both and those who can't, are far too unlucky. Or too serious.

[JofusSunshyne]

@mikemikemikemikeeee ; "meaning" Why must comedy have meaning? Serious, Bill Hicks was a genius, but he was a preacher too. I dont understand people who only go for the type of comedian who makes them think. I must be very lucky I can laugh my arse off at both and those who can't, are far too unlucky. Or too serious.

[mikemikemikemikeeee]

@JofusSunshyne i never said comedy has to have meaning, all i said was that i prefer it that way. I gave ross noble a chance and it just didnt appeal to me. I dont just watch comedians that make me think...love alot of the def jam guys such as martin lawrence, chris tucker, dave chappelle ect but i could never get away with the likes of ross noble, russell brand, bill bailey, noel feilding, tim minchin ect that kinda comedy just doesnt make me laugh.

[wilson69r]

he reminds me of my maths teacher coz he always gets side tracked talkin bout something related to what we were just talkin about and this could go on for 2 periods

[Edthebanjo]

I love the fact that he talks bollocks and makes money for it! I'd be so good at that!

[andreaskri]

the references you talk about is called call-backs, A pretty common, actually essential thing in stand-up comedy. But I do agree. He's fucking funny.

[HarlotEffect93]

I'm going to see him in December :D In my nearest City!

[321metalmaniac]

this guy is soooo fucking funny!!!!

[canureadman]

the erm...

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

Vic Reeves covered all that ground twenty years ago when he said "At this time of night I like to place a petri dish under a squirrel".

ross noble just isn't funny- the 'I'm crazy and whacky routine' is just embarissingly unfunny

[OpethFanatic]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Why watch the video then?

[reddy1984]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

I saw you wrote the exact same comment on a different ross noble clip. So you go into different clips and copy and paste the same bullshit comment? If you dont like him fuck off and watch something else. If there's something or somebody i dont like i wouldn't stick around to write 1 comment and sure as fuck wouldn't go searching for more clips to reitterate the same point. Turn off the old computer and find yourself something to do mate. Ross Noble is a genius.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@reddy1984 yep thats what i do.i could say exactly the same to you matey-if you dont like my comments then fuck off and read something you do like and agree with,if u dont like it dont stick around to write comments about it-get it?

ross noble a genius?? come on-hes a sixth form annoyance trying to show off with his amazingly 'zany' insight into the world-its been done before so much better by monty python and vic reeves-its covered ground

[mouseface27]

@chrisjoneschrisjones In That case then no comidians should be funny cos all styles of stand have been done before

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@mouseface27 well maybe you're right but i wouldnt be that pessimistic about it

[liepinshtein]

@chrisjoneschrisjones I think a big part of Ross Noble's appeal is not necessarily the material or adhering to any particular standard comedy formats, but his delivery and his character. It's his persona that sells a gag.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@liepinshtein yes exactly,and his persona and his gags are shit and unfunny

[liepinshtein]

@chrisjoneschrisjones Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. You may not find it appeals to your comedy tastes but that doesn't make it universally unfunny. The good news is that there are plenty of videos on YouTube that are bound to cater to your particular needs.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@liepinshtein very true,i agree with your sentiment

[Ashl3yRul3s]

I love how he gets from double headed icecream cones to rubbing goosefat over yourself to escape from terrorists, brilliant XD

[RYANLEETV]

@RPFS2008 same here!

[RYANLEETV]

couldnt stop laughin at this, even up to about 5 minutes after it finished!

[tinlee]

Anyone know what tour this was?

[License2Bill]

@tinlee unrealtime

[zebrahead32]

iv'e seen him live six times,not good for your health!!

[RPFS2008]

Wow, from 3 mins on I was crying with laughter.

Never heard of this guy before but he's fecking brilliant.

[Maidenrugby]

@RPFS2008 Same as! Watched it in a lesson and nearly got busted, haha. I've not laughed like that in aaaaaaages.

[raenBow27]

he is just fantastic :D so imaginative, so random... a breath of fresh air

[genielove101]

do you think he makes things up as he goes

[Joey1420Joey]

ice cream apprentice!

[redbackedtoadlet]

thanks

[redbackedtoadlet]

any 1 know what the dvd is called?

[thejazzz]

Unrealtime

[mujuma]

Now this is Comedy LOL. Not the absolute bullshit Americans produce...

[lilteereviews]

hahaaha, 1:15 gets me every time

[dramagurl26]

I'm seeing him sooon :) soooo excited  :D

[robbiereindeerlover]

Hey I saw him LIVE too! Oh my gosh, he was so funny!! :)

[Mattelliott1234]

The uhm

[zebrahead32]

go to see him every time he plays dublin,always a savage nite.love the greasy goose bit

[LaDyLuCk2900]

URHM!

[sakib1990]

I love the "catch it on the bite" as if it's a driving lesson

[marcinusk78]

Ireland please vote NO!!! Love Ross by the way.

[scottbaron]

lol right at the end

anyway... what was i on about... oh yeah the hats!

[Echioderm]

the thing with him is that he is very funny and no, he doe nt tell jokes as such, but in a way, his show is just a serires of long, extended story jokes. If u also listen, u can actually begin to make sense of what he's saying and he manages to relate is show to things he said earlier, so he may make a reference to something at the beginning of the show and then reference back to it toward the end or middle! He's a genius, like so many other modern comics that everyone here has said about!

[efagels]

@Echioderm a bit like a northen eddie izzard (in the strange long tangent way)

[hisyu]

"the uhm..."

:D

[JTiMo666]

i really dont find him funny...

[fezboy22]

So that's why you watched him

[JTiMo666]

no i hadnt seen him before

[fezboy22]

Ok. Sorry about that. Just really get's on my nerves when people watch video's of comediens who they know they don't like just so they can complain about them

[JTiMo666]

yeah i know fucking annoys me to

[LeadFarmer11]

Damn straight my friend damn straight

Viva la Ross :)

[fezboy22]

Haha. Why thank you. Got to love ross though. Although never sit to far to the front at one of his gigs.

[JTiMo666]

yeah i watched his live at the apollo gig and he was actually pretty funny, and yeah your right he doesnt really tell jokes which is ok not all comedians do, im more of a frankie boyle, alan carr, russel howard and michael macintyre fan.

[JTiMo666]

i saw russel howard he was very funny

[bananachip33]

how the hell do you get from hats to exploding ice cream vans??

[richiewaycool]

lets not dwell on exploded ice cream vans lol

[Sesquipedaliantique]

I love how at the end he's just rambling on about ice cream and suddenly remembers he's gone off on a tangent: "...and er...what was I on about? Oh yeah, the hats..."

[Dyldage]

I Love It When He Say's "I'm Jack Bowler, And There's A Bomb In An Ice-Cream Van, Mmmmmmmmmm" :P

[thepowerjones]

fucking legend!

[TimTehPilot]

he's so fucking random! I LOVE IT! Hahahahaha

[heathengypsy]

LMAO I love how he gets distracted by his own routine. LOL going from '24' to ice cream apprentices to '24' again but with goose fat rubbing included this time and then back to ice cream pouring techniques. What a genius! lol lol

[wafflecakepans]

he said it wasnt gonna be linear lol

[Lucas2036]

yeah i love that style, wen comedians get distracted...hahah funny shit!!

[redstrabrerreez]

let's not dwell on exploding icecream vans

bahaha pissin myself! that was hilarious!!!

[Kassie0ate0a0cow]

would you serve us please?

[lovemac95]

Love this guy!

[sheep137]

i am going to his june 19 show can't wait

[xmileysnumber1fanx]

how does he make the noise hahahha

i love him!

[lovemac95]

yeah its like "chng chung. chung chung!" lol

[Guitarsskates]

I'm still on edge waiting 4 this double header lol.

[JDLupus]

That guy is insane! What a genius...!

[DrUK2008]

Seen him tonight at carlisle, friggin awesome.

[therye]

i went to that it was mint!!! nine digit john ;)

[DrUK2008]

Lol!, the dairylea man ;)

[scottmu65]

im from carlisle lol! my mates met him in hardwick circus while he was walkin to the sands centre, they walked wid him n had photos taken n had a crack wid him, i wass well jealous!

[DrUK2008]

Lol, omg jammy gits haha! hes a legend.

[libbythesmoshaddict]

god this still makes me laugh, and i've seen it so many times. ross is amazing.

[thetrueincarnation]

you know what morris o brien in 24 is british!!! he should know this and talk to kefier about adding the ice cream man! id love to see the random ice cream man at the end of a series of 24

[ExtremeWetDream]

already seen him :D

[thetrueincarnation]

i saw him last tuesday, cliffs pavillion

[ExtremeWetDream]

thats when i saw him :D

[thetrueincarnation]

last tuesday? the 10th? we must have both been at cliffs

[ExtremeWetDream]

Indeed we must. You know, the Queen does love a fucking mug.

[thetrueincarnation]

indeeed she does

you know what i had a bottle of pepsi during that performance. i disputed cutting the top off wth my keys, removing the lid and sticking it to the side of the bottle to make a mug, then putting it on the stage at the interval, asking ross to give it to the queen should he ever meet her from the people of essex.

[ExtremeWetDream]

HE LOVES A WANK

[thetrueincarnation]

have you remembered to light a candle for him?

[thetrueincarnation]

OH and did you also know kum by yah is on here somewhere? HE ACTUALLY DID IT lol

[davidsan01]

News just in, His house was burnt down in Australia but hes safe and so is his family. His tour is UNAFFECTED!

[emobassist247]

'ergh i actually gobbed on myself there' lolz!

[borednerd74]

"Anyway what was I on about?

O yes hats!" hahaha

[timzer17]

i saw him at nambour was the best night ever i was in second row and he talked to me heaps XD

[glovePIEman]

I bet he has next to nothing for scripts on his shows.

[Lp2407]

he doesnt thats wt makes his comedy so good he has a few jokes but most of it he makes up

[DarkHawk28]

lol Hes so funny

[IronMaidenAreGods]

May 5th:D can't fucking wait

[parizada]

Does anyone know the title of the show this is from? I want to buy the dvd!

[animereviewguy]

This clip is from 'Ross Noble Unrealtime'. Performed at the Garrick Theatre in London 2003. It comes in a 2-DVD Set.

[holya7x]

XD love the way he drifts off into so much random stuff lool..

[Hippo909090]

He Reminds me on Billy Connelly a Hell of a lot

[EEmmaaa619]

April 30th :D

2nd time seeing him live :)

[Paddler92]

haha "theres me ice-cream apprentice!"

[zach2504]

yep, going to see him in April, 4 rows from the front! should be good

[jamesstaples666]

gonna see him in april in st albans gonna be soooooooo funny i love this guy completely random and off the wall

[nomoregoodnamesnow]

ohh yeah what was i on aboot?

ohh yeah the hats!

lol

[archangel9363]

I love how he always returns to the subject, just before he drifts off into another random subject

[BottomBoosh]

Joseph Justus Scaliger (August 5, 1540January 21, 1609) was a French religious leader and scholar, known for expanding the notion of classical history from Greek and Ancient Roman history to include Persian, Babylonian, Jewish and Ancient Egyptian history.

[FlamingZero753]

Anyway what was I on about oh yeah the hats LMAO funniest man alive xD

[yumiikk]

seeing him in march, itll one of the best things ever!

[cudatheferocious]

where?!?!?

[yumiikk]

not sure, a friends booking it, cheltenham i think though

[jabberwocky88]

Same here, off to see him in Grimsby, can't wait!!!

[hazadaza]

Hopefully seein him in April in Notts

[JayFizzell]

He's in Glasgow in March.

[CentrefugalBumblePup]

wooo.....I'm gonna see him in Nottingham in April!!!!! yay!!!

[xfriendsfan4evax]

Yup.

I'm going 29th April at Newcastle.

xD

[IGotBannedAgainFTM]

Me too, can't wait!

[lokylok204]

anyway...what was i on about? lmao

[luc1337]

got my tickets this morning woop!! :)

[xfriendsfan4evax]

Ross Noble on tour next year!

Getting myself the tickets tomorrow

Cant Wait!!

[ThirdEyeOpen123]

i'll be seeing him in cardiff :D should be money well spent!

[zebrahead32]

he's so fuuny,pissed off he isnt playing the dublin bulmers comedy festivel at the mo cus he's played the last five years,always brilliant.chris rock is playing so datl make it up for it

[dermuneus]

he appers on a aus version of thank god your here (if you amricans/british have it youll know what it is) and its one of the best ones on the show whitch shows that hes one of the best comediens ever

[DramaGueenAtThirteen]

Wow. Its Amazing How He Makes It Up On The Spot Like That! So Funny!! x

[aurrorra]

Look at the detail on that icecream!

[theurbunking]

i thought this singular act is amazing

hatts off to ross

it was the bes thing that has ever happpend in my life....ever

[aroundthefur77]

Brilliant. Noble always has me in stitches.

[mrsXokevinXojonas00]

omg the greasie goose! i about peed myself!

[waheex]

where have I been?! - just discovered his guy & I can honestly say he is FANTASTIC

[craftylaura]

Me too, only discovered him for the first time on youtube! Soo funny!! and his accent seems to make it funnier!!

[masterninja8]

ross noble is sooooooo funny!!!!! hes one of the best comedians ive ever heard

[eyalroit]

i love it that he says 'the ah' all the time without completing that sentence...

[leighannm]

I love Ross. Makes me scream when he does the Ice Cream double action and the audience goes really quiet! Classic Ross.Ice Cream Apprentice I think you might have a show there! Please tour the UK soon Ross! Thanks for sharing.

Best wishes

Leigh Ann

[mrsXokevinXojonas00]

dude hes hilarious! goose fat! ahh

[MsEvenstar]

I think he's absolutely mint lol... Love him and he's from the North East where I'm from :D

[rorrt]

i love the way he thinks many other comedians would actually make a hugely elaborate story about an ice cream van and double headers

[icemanskates]

guys like a darker haired younger bill bailey :D

[JustAnotherLordiFan]

A younger, darker haired, more scatterbrained, Jordy Bill Bailey...

[fayceing]

how the fuck is it fake u twat hes a complete legend

[Chully109]

i love ross noble

[ROBBiE3MM]

OMG so fake

[wielderofdrumstix]

how in the world can this be fake??!!

[ROBBiE3MM]

Clearly fake

[XxfishiexX]

how do you mean fake?

[FlowerPUA]

well he's clearly a robot (Y)

[dredrawen]

he atually does use some interaction witht the audience but this is limited.

[dredrawen]

it's interesting how he uses the form of stream of consciousness. it doesnt make muh sense to me which ultimately causes it not to be bumorous.

[nicsthomp]

he's clearly funnier than you.

[nevernosam]

I'v never thaught of him as very bumorous eith er, however I do find him bloody funny

[guccililpiggy1]

the greasy goose bit craics me up

[incarnationnixyxx]

im a big fan of 24 but god...this is hilarious! hope keifer sees this and on the last scene of the last episode of the season showing an ice cream man...

[megbangsmash]

i love ross noble, makes me laugh so much.

[Sometimesyourwrong]

ross is fuckin hilarious propa mint like