How to Do Testicular Cancer Self Exams : Preparing for Visual Testicular Inspection

[PandaPros]

penis=yummy!

[Victronasaurus]

I'll have you know that you're testicles are not always "equal in height and position". It's a natural fact that one may sag lower than the other.

[SergeantNugget]

@Victronasaurus Yeah, doctor my ass!

[gp4nut]

@Victronasaurus yep, and this is not the first time that expertvillage and this dr susan woman sadly gives totally wrong advice, sad to say.

[LauraLovesAlmanzo]

what if some one found the diary haha that would be soo funny. "WHAT THE FUCK AHHH ....... AHHHHH :0 :0"!!!!!!! haha

[911Dreda11]

well i have a lump under my foreskin (on the left looking down) and i dont know what it is please help ( im 13 years old) :(

[SergeantNugget]

@911Dreda11 Did it disapear? 

[hdzsound]

i do it like this man

with my clothes on

[MongooseFreeRider]

I thought he was going to start fondling his balls not taking notes

[LukeDeezNuts]

Milimeter peter

[FATYDECKS]

Ray ramono

[macrent2]

Asian!

[longhornsforever21]

that chick sounds like Stuttering Jon @_@

[AildAlli]

OH BABY

[abajibjibjib]

Oh jeus Christ. "of course your going to be feeling an touching ur testicles"... Lord almighty

[Vuttervorg1998]

That guy is in my nightmares now...

[xxmrboboxx]

lol it's like your girlfriend or your mom finds this journal lol would you feel embarrassed thumbs up if yes.

[TreesOfBaylor]

i examine myself when i beat off

[uselessman73]

That's completely useless unless your a Ken doll!

[RoofieOnTheRocks]

@uselessman73 Agreed. But if you're a man, and you have a nondescript and shapeless mound where your genitals should be, I am SURE this is INFINITELY helpful!

[uselessman73]

@RoofieOnTheRocks That's quite reasonable.  better some exam than none

[freestyle342]

japs dont have balls or a dick

[araufi]

@0:42 what the fuck! where are my Baaaaalls

[Cab11342]

ok, so you masterbate?

[bigcheese123kid]

i wouldnt want ti be her husband. shell be cutting my testicles off jst to see how they work

[jdcc061]

This is so ridiculous...you can't see anything with all that darn writing...and it's not even a real testical...truly you guys are stupid

[allinstr]

Step one: Open a new tab

Step two: Go to youtube

Step three: Type rick roll, click the first one

Step four: Turn off volume to this youtube video

Step five: Let them both play

Step six: laugh your balls off

[CH1N1AN]

@allinstr that is fuckin funny!!!!!!!!

[03mrobinson]

why do you have the stupid fucking script on the screen this is serious shit about my balls and you have a story covering up the clip on how to examin your self

AMERICANS :@

[BonScottAC]

Ladies this one is for you, just put on mute and enjoy.

[theghaz]

he has no dick

[gabbyfreakingrose]

he's writing "mmhmm, balls look weird. one is larger than the other. OMG WTF DO I DO. do i just keep writing? yeppp gonna just keep writing until the lady tells me to stop. my balls look pretty good when coming out of the shower. yep yep yep. i'm hungry. i want sex. when is she gonna shut up, OKAY BYE"

[lexousa]

what would you do if you find BALL DIARY in your boyfriends house? be honest girls!!!

[RefluxEntertainment]

Equal in height? I thought the left testical should 'hang' a little lower?

[scarface4724]

dude, why can they show the tits in self brest exam but not show testies in men exam? wtf sexist youtube!

[DoYouLykeTacos]

@scarface4724 It's the same in movies. in sex scenes you see boobs and female pubes maybe but No penis or anything else D=

[xxMarlisaxx]

hes wearing shorts? those aren't shorts lady.

[batudingin]

dude looks like a pornstar

[lolbmxrockz]

Month 1: Dear diary, my right testicle is larger then my left. Month 2: Dear diary my testicle is sore and feels squishy. Month 3: Dear diary my testicle is fusing with the other they starting to become only one. Month 4: Dear diary it has grown to the size of a grapefruit. Month 5: Dear diary maybe I should see a doctor but some video on youtube says I should just log this.Month 6: Dear diary I dont feel so good. Month 7: Dear diary Im crapping blood. Month 8: Dear Diary...UGHH *passess out*

[Bl1ndm4n94]

TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... oh wait.. ITS A GUY!

[scary00001]

@Bl1ndm4n94 HEY!!! they're manly tits! D:<

[Masowai]

I remember the day my dad found my dick diary. I was so fucking embarrassed.

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

ummm.... i learned in sex ed that its normal if one testicle is slightly larger than the other or one is higher up, and the same for breasts.

[winiver77]

shouldnt he take his pants off??

[TheNinja1312]

The last thing I need is a diary on my penis

[GSpeedEmotion]

Sometimes, my balls itch like a lot, not the normal itch, idk why.

[mongo7211]

hes fat an has a tiny dick thats y hes got pants on

[Mantiiez94]

@mongo7211 LOL

[Ratacon2004]

Month 1: Dear diary, my right testicle is larger then my left. Month 2: Dear diary my testicle is sore and feels squishy. Month 3: Dear diary my testicle is fusing with the other they starting to become only one. Month 4: Dear diary it has grown to the size of a grapefruit. Month 5: Dear diary maybe I should see a doctor but some video on youtube says I should just log this.Month 6: Dear diary I dont feel so good. Month 7: Dear diary Im crapping blood. Month 8: Dear.... Diary... UGh! "Dead

[tyber2008]

hahahhaha bravo care xD

[Ratacon2004]

Everybody Loves Raymond.

[ClamAttack]

so theyre allowd to have breast exam videos for you men to oggle, but us ladies cant even see a little dick? All though, I would rather they got a more attractive example.

[bataea10]

they couldve atleast choose a hotter guy to be in this video...

[543277738555]

Is there a Vaginal area video of these kinds

[metubeusercom]

@543277738555 yep. there is. try search for one. ;)

[Guess1Whoo]

awhhh shit): i thought i would see some dick .

[dtdethrow]

Dear diary,

Today june 5th, i just got my opperation i asked to cut off my balls

so now i'm gonne look at my vagina. ps i'm here standing in front a a greenscreen hoping there gonne place me on top of mount everest

[JarretJarrey]

Dear Diary

January 18, 2010 at 7:45am- I stood in front of a mirror looking at my balls and i realized i have 3 of them.

[Tri3Nimbus]

They need to get a more attractive model, or people will keep thinking this is some kind of comedy, lol.

[bhaskarraven09]

HOLY BALLS

[lawkingdom2]

Dear Diary

January 18, 2008 at 5:45am- i stood in front of a green screen and jingled my fellas. it felt great. i plan on editing it to make me stand in NYC.

[lawkingdom2]

@lawkingdom2 you do not realize how much i laughed typing this

[XxEmoxNarutoxX]

Dear Diary

Stood in front of my mirror naked

My testicals did not fill lumpy but I realised I have a lump in my belly

[Anzyclos]

Dear Diary,

Today I was standing infront of the mirror after a hot shower and measured that my left nut is about twice the size of my right nut. That is an increase of roughly 10% this month.

-A

[randomperson8225]

lmfao

[xcam92]

Maaaaan are u fukkin serious I gotta keep a diary about the balls?gtfo outta here wit that shit lol

[extragunbon]

Great idea, my freaking diary, Expert Village is good for the lols.

"Stupid Diary,

Today June somethingth, 2010 at w/e pm - I stood naked in front of my classroom. I started rubbing my balls, it felt really good, but my friends pointed out my left one hangs lower than the right." <-- My mind is fucked up, should I try feeling it too? XD

[kingofet]

The diary is a harmful idea. If you feel any abnormal lumps, go straight to the doctor.

[XxEmoxNarutoxX]

Dear Diary

Today June 18th 2010 at 6:54am - I stood in front of my bathroom mirror and felt my balls and realized one is bigger

[ShootAllQueers]

@XxEmoxNarutoxX HAHAHAHAHAH

[thermaldog]

i once got a boner at the sexual health clinic and the nurse didnt know what to do

[rhcmlc]

What would happen if this Ray Romano guy got a major boner while recording this video?

[lollalot]

@rhcmlc what you didnt know? he was turned on the whole time.... you just couldnt see

[Tarynyrata]

So you can show boobs on YT but not balls? What is that about? I mean, I don't really want to see this guys balls in particular but that isn't fair you know? What about the ladies? Ahahaha xD

[kitty3309]

This has to be one of the most pointless videos ever... 'Expert' Village seriously sucks.

[sam232425]

pervert whore!!!!!

[TheEpisteme]

What the hell is this bullshit? If you notice anything suspicious or different that concerns you when examining it GO TO THE DOCTOR. Don't just keep track of it in a journal and wait until it gets worse and then go.

[Ballira]

@TheEpisteme That's 'Expert Village' for you. They're a bit 'special' in the head, if you know what I mean. ;)

[rbj33066]

hire an actor or a model with good looks

[PAskatesLakai]

dear diary i have no balss 0:

[nicholeinreallife]

They could have found someone hotter.

[RebirthWoWGuild]

rofl, good actor? i think he did allright rofl considering

[sugarpuffsandwich]

i'm having pain in my lower back, down my left buttock, and underneath, running all the way up my inner thigh and testicles, and even up my left front side. its not excruciating pain, but its annoying and uncomfortable, esp when sitting. its more like the feeling after being kicked in the testicles, kinda sick feeling and groin pain. its really annoying. i've checked for lumps, but cant see any. i'm worried about what this could be. can anyone help?

[OrangesILike]

It's funny how YT allows ExpertVillage to show boobs, but they never show balls XD

[kitty3309]

@OrangesILike It`s funny how YT lets 'Expert' village spam their site with all their bullcrap videos. They are all so retarded. The only purpose they serve is for comedy value XD

[Ballira]

@kitty3309 Hee! You should see the one with the 'mermaid barbie birthday cake'. They take a barbie and wrap her in fruit roll-ups for your little birthday girl to eat. XD I wish I were joking.

[kitty3309]

@Ballira No way! Oh I have to find that one XD

[OrangesILike]

@kitty3309 I know right? lol

[sarsfieldusmc]

@OrangesILike well, boobs are less graphic than balls, dont you think its funny how pg movies are aloud to say penis but not vagina

[IAmMichaelMyers]

@sarsfieldusmc that is a good point.

the vagina is taboo for our dumb society. penis jokes are everywhere, but the second someone makes a statement about a vagina, watch out, cuz there will be a lot of upset women. by the way, when was the last time anyone saw a vagina up close and personal in a R rated movie? penises are everywhere now. the most a vagina will show in a movie is a bush...

[IAmMichaelMyers]

@OrangesILike WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT??

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PAIR OF FAT BOOBS AND TESTICLES????

seriously, are you retarded?

[Farbo123]

@IAmMichaelMyers They also show woman's sexual bits in full up close and personal with no censorship. So it is a double standard, even if the one you're responding to is childish enough to talk about breasts instead.

[Chippychops7]

@OrangesILike no one wants to see some guys shlong and nads. Everyone wants tits.

[JackofTrades75]

People actually keep a diary about their balls.

[flaegin]

on average the left testicle hangs lower than the right...she should have mentioned that, no bilateral body part is on an equal plane.

[Paults12]

@flaegin my right testicle actually hangs lower that the left...

[flaegin]

I wouldn't worry about it...if you are concerned definitely see your doctor to check it out.

[bscutajar]

@Paults12 thats normal

[gartini]

Poor guy, looks like he was forced to strip for the camera.

[masterofthekeyblade]

mines arent equal in high but i heard from alot of people the left one normally hangs lower and minesdoes lol

[live00watch00love]

mooobs

[kitkatguns]

Can those underpants sit more tight?

[chi0505]

I wanna punch u...

[tmx22222]

es un asco

[zoazoaa]

look my channel for non dressed exam

[10ioio]

day 1 my penis is still a penis and it is very large and sexy. day 2 oh no! a lump!

[moneybelt22]

@10ioio wheres the lump on the testicle???? what size is it?

[JelloFarming]

He's keeping a testicle log.

[McLimseyLive]

height and postion slightly larger?! hahahaha

[hobolobo2]

I would rather have tesicles than boobs.

[xbendiistraw]

wow, guys are so immature. even when someone is making a video to help you guys know if you have testicular cancer, you still joke around and cant take anything seriously. thats why im glad to be a girl.

[mercury6966]

It's not about being a girl, it's more the person that is immature, I'm a guy and I don't act like they do. That would be Generalization, like saying all girls are bitchy which isn't true people are bitchy.

[roblou62]

Ok, for the first time I have really realized how women must feel having a male doctor as a gynecologist. i honestly never thought about that until I hear this female doctor (?) talk about DA TESTICLES. Although I understand she is very knowledgeable, I still have some doubt with her words. I'm not sexist or anything, I just never caught the thought of this at all. Just sharing, lol. (afterall she had eggs in a baggie to simulate the sack)

[buttag89]

hey everybody look...This guy has the chronic FCF disease (Fat Chinese Faggot)!!

[NNinda]

rofl!

[roblou62]

Well I hope this comment is still on line when I have to explain all the coffee I spit on the laptop after reading is. I'm telling my Mom on you.

[dragonzx20000]

dear diary

i watched my self in the mirrow rubbing my balls it felt good

[dragonzx20000]

hahahahahah he is watching a compute on redtube righting all the names of the videos he wants to masterbate to lol he is like so disables and get a life and testicuals!

[goped100]

my friend was waitin for a dick to come out so he could lick the screan

[heartfan19]

eww asian!!!!!!!!!!

[onagus2008]

wtf???

[cosytoesUK]

I always thought it was quite common and perfectly healthy for a guy to have testicles where one hung a little lower than the other? Does she maybe mean to be alert in case they change position?

[weatherboi]

Ya, mostly for lumps or bumps as my doctor tell me, that are not suppose to be there.

[OredhotchilipeppersO]

get a life

[weatherboi]

Ya, do U get checked out? That is part of LIFE!

[EnSvettFot]

"his muscles" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrRamflo]

oh my god this bitch why dont put a nice and hot model not this old ugly chinese,who doesnt have any balls man ,looks like he have a pussy lol probably this article its made in china and you know why! lol

[perfectxaznxstud]

obviously you're a ignorant little idiot. he's hispanic.

[themasturbator777]

That's why he has pants on. No balls to look at.

[brogansheets]

I wonder how much this guy gets paid....

[Shmaples]

haha this guy is weird

[drinny26]

ugh!

[jormando]

What a dumbass. The guy looks like he has down syndrome or autism.

[tolietkiss]

i love how the men refuse to get naked to show people what to look for - testicles.

however- women stand with their boobs hanging out for their breast examination.

soo dumb.

[mariobeans]

lol he has no bulge what so ever

[VLNevada]

Dear Diary,

Today May 6th, 2009 at 3:08pm - I stood naked in front of my mirror. I started rubbing my balls, it felt really good.

[cubbs357]

Who really cares.

[ahlalalalaaa]

I only care because that's my birthday.

[didondio]

@VLNevada haha,well said

[haydnr01]

haha! ray romano

[stevecherm]

HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BALL.

[sevenam]

when he took that robe off, I couldn't believe how disgusting he looked. how the heck did he score a gig like this?

[legsdotdodge]

rofl he has nice abs xD

[djmuggs187]

where is his chin.....maybe it's in the front of his undies

[MoneymakingWays]

HAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT EVER!!! LOOOL

[medaman69]

What a doofus, the guy in the video.

[paladinpowah]

Doofus? He is taking part in a video to help men know if they have a serious problem. i admire him for it.

[Skeptisism101]

Is it just me or does anyone else find it strange that we are talking about our balls on a public forum for the world to see?

[Dalmaan]

whats wrong about that, i bet a lot of boys find something new just from our posts. Its IMPORTANT to know ur body.

[zakn5]

qell i have had 2 go hospital whn i was like six n thy said it was a sist n whn i was like 10 i found i very small hard lump n imm 14 now so dus ny 1 have ny ansers for me immm shit scareedddd

[clemejl10]

Don't panic! It's most likely to be either a cyst or a varacacele which is very common for males between about 15 and 25. This is when the veins in your scrotum aren't functioning as they should and they get little pools of blood in them which causes the veins to stretch or swell. Both are harmless. They can cause pain or an ache sometimes, but a simple pain killer will sort you out. If it really bothers you, see your doctor for an examination. Hope this helps.

[ektrules]

If one is larger and hangs lower than the other one, that's a sign of cancer?

Mine have been that way ever since I can remember.

I'm going to get checked out after the holidays. Even though I can't find any lumps, I've had a very dull pain in my groin for the past 6 months. At first I thought I just pulled something at work, but the pain is still there. Hopefully they send in a nurse to do the examination, lol.

[ir0ulettei]

i learnt in my health class that one ball should always hang slightly lower so it's ok

[MikeVallely37]

Yes because iff they were both the same your nuts would crush each other

[shaneybaby1990]

when she sed equal she meant that one isnt bigger than the other in a case of swelling or abnormality =)

[kevin03ex]

this is scary

[COLOMBIANO357]

my left testicle always feels bigger than my right one . Does anyone know if this is normal,and does anyone have the same thing?

[MoneymakingWays]

yes left is bogger and longer.. is normal

[do5622]

i think i can do better than him

[Hammersley1967]

Dick cancer?

[whipy2whiper]

can 12-14 years olds get it?

[DeathToISLAM666]

it usually appears from 15 to 35.i'm 17 and i think i might have testicular cancer you can't imagine how scared i feel!

[chancayano]

no man, im 13, i always have the same question too, but this cancer only appears from 15 years, twelve and fourteen just drop some semen, dont worry i also had this question, but we must do a checkup of testicles.

[UKjUMPSTYLeUK]

never leave testicular cancer too late,

im 15 and i want to get my 'plums' checked even if i dont have a lump,

[NightHawk2110]

if I don't release in over 2 days, I feel as if there's a lump connected to the testicle, if I have sex everyday though, I feel fine, no lump, no bumps, still it's really scary when you think you could be losing a ball

[Zae180]

why does youtube show a BUNCH of dicks but no pussys?

[pimpmyride666]

PERVERT!

[bearo657]

Dear diary: I keep fondling my balls and they don't even know I'm alive! But today, the left one moved a little closer to me, I think he likes me!

[perfectnightsky]

lol

[IStormywatersI]

epic diary entry.

[DMag123]

keep a diary ?? umm wtf ??

[chainkill7]

w8 can ppl of 12 - 15 years of age get testocular cancer???

[sunsetsupernova]

eww, he's FUGLY!