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  • is it coincidence that the demon's name in Paranormal Activity is Toby too? LOL

  • the french, are you her? you juts come down here with the Germans.

  • Legend :)

  • lol its cool how one of the top comments is in your mother tongue (that is not very internationally known) :P

  • is he Jewish?

  • @NAIF3600 Yup, he is jews.

  • I'm performing this tomorrow for my oral interp class. haha

  • If the Jews were right then hell shouldn't exist right?

  • Great! Brilliant!

  • Youtube commenters? Yes. Could you stop bickering and form an orderly line over here, please.

  • I know this is a comic performance but just thought to point this out.

    If the Jews were right, then why mention the Bible right after: If you read your Bible, you might have seen that it was damnation without relief.

  • @MrYahya0101 What did you find strange exactly?

  • @denmasxe He would have said the Hebrew Bible but he didn´t.

  • @MrYahya0101I'm not sure to whom he is referring to when he says about the bible, regardless, the bible, the old testament that is, is the Hebrew mythology.

  • The comment on Atheists was a good one, too – in that situation they surely will feel a bunch of nitwits!

  • ini baru namanya stand up comedy

  • @goblooge yoo...org barat paham ke bahasa kita nieh? dah lee top comments. . .terbaikk

  • @goblooge Btul btul btul!!

  • "We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal." best joke I ever heard (y)

  • Rowan Atkinson AND BBQs? I'm in.

  • "Christians, well, I'm sorry but it seems as though the Jews were RIGHT."

    Oh lordy. My super-religious grandma walked in the room right as he was saying that. XD

  • that just sounds frightening just thinking about it!

  • where are those muslims? maybe the are the leader in hell?

  • @obyndjd503 Your mother is leading my dick right now

  • @SalihProductions lol you are so unlucky and dirty like muslims pigs, she is old enough.

  • @SalihProductions so unlucky little boy just like muslim pigs. cannot find their own girl. Go fuck some pigs dont worry you are both the same kind

  • @obyndjd503 Your mom is my kind. thats why i made you with her. I fucked her so hard

  • I like Rowan more than mr.bean xD

  • what does he mean "i'm afraid the jews were right"..?

  • @InGUNable It´s about the joke with the catholics going to hell. The jews, in oposition to catholics, don´t belive that jesus is the messia.

  • @InGUNable It mean the jews is the true religion.. Is that to hard?

  • красава

  • I fucking love Rowan Atkinson, if he's the devil then i'll see you guys in hell haha

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  • шшшикарно

  • ah...360p finally!

  • I used this as a monologue for an audition at my school and I got a part in the show :)

  • @hola345

    wow u just realised that?

  • lol Be ready to jump to the world full of pleasure

  • MR BEEN TALKS???!!! =O

  • hes real name is mr been

  • @Jorgen297 Uhh no,His real name is Rowan Atkinson.Mr Bean is his character

  • DAMN! I should've done this for school.

  • best quality i have found yay

  • what is the Toby joke about?

  • Rowan is definitely Christian, because he learned in an Christian school when he was young.

  • WHAT TIMES THE BARBEQUE ILL BRING SOME FOOD

  • thats it, i'm going to hell cause he's there.

  • the christian's bit wasnt funny, hence the silence. he should have omitted it and put jews instead

  • @astroboirap yeah, king of a comedy needs your advices..

  • @PhDrKoci advices? i dont know whats more funnier your comment or your username. learn english you dumb ass.

    ps. if he's the "king of comedy" i'm the pope. now fuck off and watch johnny english again

  • @astroboirap i dont know whos more stupid, you or your mom...im kidding...i know who is..

  • @PhDrKoci get an education first before you respond.

  • By now I dindn't know that Rowan Atkinson is jew

  • @DANTE30101990 I don't think he is. He was raised Christian. I don't think/know if he's actively Christian, but he's definitely not Jewish.

  • @DANTE30101990 I think he is a Humanist (i.e no religion)

  • 91 people are in Heaven.

  • The lawyers man, forever the scumbags! Justice and the manipulation of law is two different things, morally speaking.

  • Because of this Pepsi commercial to start this vid, I will make sure I never buy a Pepsi again

  • this is HILARIOUS !!! & wrong h3

  • lol i love try new things and thats why im here

  • rowan atkinson is one of my favorite comedians along with everyone else from Blackadder although i like Mr. Bean, Blackadder is my alltime fave

  • I liked just for 'the French'

  • What does “the jews were right“ mean?

  • @Delboy385 The Christians believe that Jesus was the guy who was gonna save the world and that anyone who doesn't acknowledge that is going to hell. The Jews believe that the savior guy will come, but isn't Jesus. If the Jews were right, then Christians aren't following God. I know, it sucks when everyone gets it besides you, I've been there.

  • @foobula actually i dont get it cause i am not christian. LoL

  • @foobula Thanks for explanation, though it doesn't suck. I'm an atheist so I don't really care.

  • That sarcastic fellow is just so hilarious! :D

  • toby? paranormal activity 3?

  • Oh... My... Goodness! That was so out there funny... well at least he didn't say "Toodles" when he left or I would have been unable to stop laughing for a very long time (not quite eternity though).

  • Fuck that shit, i'd love going to hell if he's there!

  • @Tommy0145 you gonna regert it

  • @frntfrnt seeing the state of education you 'sacred and holy' people that will go to heaven have, i think i won't :)

  • @Tommy0145 I have told you before you gonna regret it...it's too easy to talk :)

  • I am German and i can laugh about that. ROWAN ATKINSON GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not only as Mr. Bean, As Johnny English too!!!

  • If jews were right they wouldn't be any hell.

  • Heil the TRUE light Of God, Heil The light which illuminated the earth and all its people. The light source of the inferno kingdom of hell. \M/

  • @MusicRallys Lucifer is the devil , rebelious and well-prepared , but he would not resist God Will!!

  • SHIT THIS GUY IS A FUCKING GENIUS!!!

    WHOEVER DISAGREES IS A FAG

  • @reyrobs13 actualy we fags appreciate Rowan Atkinson very much ty

  • @HoukouAoi123 good comeback

  • @reyrobs13 thats an insult to fags!

  • @reyrobs13 Youtube -

    They Sold Their Souls For Music

    Jesus is the Truth John 15-4

    Baking Soda (SODIUM BICARBONATE) + hot water + drink = Cancer CURE (One teaspoon a week)

    But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the polluted, as for murderers,

    fornicators, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their lot shall be in

    the lake that burns with fire and sulphur, which is the second death

    Revelation 21:8

  • lol I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

  • ниче не понятно, говорит блять на каком то хуевом языке, по человечьи сказал бы ченить, дьявол ссаный

  • @goluanty a russian troll i presume? and yes, i understood every single word of what you said, sadly i am not certain it is the same for you in case you realy meant what you said...

  • @lielpontifs сам ты тролль, я ниче тут не говорил, а писал.

  • 90 dislikes from lawyers

  • The French...? Best joke^^

  • if you can't laugh at yourself, then you can never be truly civilised

  • lawyers is a liar ?

  • The BBQ...

  • Face it lawyers! You're fucked!!!

  • Hah! Lawyers!

  • When you guys get to hell ... remember ! There are no bathrooms ! It's eternal damnation WITHOUT relief !

  • it would have been funny if he had said everybody else follow adolf except americans who have not been already identified you will be delt with in the next few millenia or so. if you dont get it, its play on my impatient countrymen but it was a thought. don't kill me because i'll be waitin for you in hell

  • the French, are you here? LOL

  • humph jews dont believe in hell, but what if some of the jews where lawyes? there is a lot of jewish lawier...

  • I'm an atheist, so I'm screwed.

    ah well, at least i don't follow pascal's wager.

  • @Fefedefefessle Same here.

  • @Fefedefefessle Lol, something wrong with the wager?

  • @zetsuey yeah, it's stupid. you don't really believe, so if you got to heaven, if he can tell that you've been of faith your whole life, won't he be able to tell that your lying about your faith?

  • @Fefedefefessle Believing is enough...

  • @zetsuey but the wager is the idea that an atheist should pretend to be theist, in case their wrong. either way you're just gonna die under the atheist belief. but, under the theist belief following that religion it pays off to be theist. it's stupid.

  • @Fefedefefessle Not necessarily. Understanding the benefits of God's existence and playing toward it is not pretending. The real problem comes in the assumption that under the pretense of the wager, its implied that belief without faith is accepted by God.

  • "so you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end"

    Sad fact is that hell is a place where you do not have the pleasure of dying together.

  • Lol the French and Germans xD

  • It is humorous because they will all suffer for eternity.

  • Atheists.

    *Pause*

    And Christians ;D

  • If there are no toilets ill just pee or poo anywhere it is hell right?

  • THE FRENCH ARE YOU HERE!

  • Man even though I'm Jewish I wouldn't mind going to hell if he was the devil

  • Heck ! I am French!

  • @gypsy42330 Then you're out of luck! xD

  • LOOOOOOOOL I just LOVE him. "A heck of a long time" nooooo I can't beleive it!

  • i can't wait to go to hell with him as the devil! XD

  • youre all here for... eternity! ooh, which i hardly need tell you is a heck of a long time

  • Why oh why are there subtitles? Atkinson is a comedy legend.

  • @brideydunlop It's easier to understand for foreigners who want to make the most of his humor. ;)

  • @brideydunlop

    There might be subtitles, because most of the world don't speak english ?

  • @Jesus45U but the subtitles are also in english haha

  • @welchi93

    For foreigners, reading english is often easier than hearing it.

    Especially if there's noise from audiences or explosions in action movies.

    I'm Danish myself, and despite being fairly good at English, I usually have english subtitles on when watching english language movies. It's just easier for me, so I can enjoy the movie more. :)

  • Mr Bean?

  • I'm a french atheist lawyer and i really like casual sex, I'm fucked...

  • Hilarious, I can't believe there are people turning this comments page into a theological argument. Can't religious people learn to laugh at themselves? The world would be a much happier place! Just enjoy the comedy.

  • Goodness me. It´s enough to have muslims getting offended at every joke, now we have to have the Christians getting all theological too... Well, as long as the Christians don´t start rioting everywhere or murder Rowan, I guess voicing an opinion over something that one is sensitive about is ok. I personally found this to be hilarious.

  • @GodefroideBouillon1 You are soooo right! Only idiots could feel offended by good humor... So clever...!!!

  • @GodefroideBouillon1 This Catholic guy thought the whole routine was great.

  • @GodefroideBouillon1 where are you from ?? england ?! sorry never heard of that

  • @GodefroideBouillon1 muslims is not offended by his jokes at least me,i found very hilarious :P

  • @GodefroideBouillon1 People don't seem to realize that its all done in good fun =)

    It's comedy people!!

  • Its kinda weird seeing mr bean talking.

  • @RalphAdriane Really? I don't. Have you seen "Blackadder"?

  • @Clubs4Metal Nope but Johnny English and others.

  • @RalphAdriane then I highly recommend you watch "Blackadder" it's classic British comedy.

  • I have watched this for at least 100 times and is getting even better every time.

    A comedy to piss your pants loughing.

  • "If you had read your Bible..."

    But as Toby has just reminded us, the Jews were right, and Christians condemned for eternity, so why does the Bible come into it?

    EH? What's all that about Atkinson, hmm?!?!?!?!?

  • @TheMikeyReilly Well if you'll check Bible is composed of Old and New Testament. The Old Testament is preety much a Hebrew Bible (as it was written by Jews before Christ)

  • @Kschychooo Thankyou! 

  • @Kschychooo The "Old Testament" is the first part of the Bible. The bible is the Christian book.

    If the Jew's were right, he would not be quoting from the Bible, rather the Tanakh, which is the Jewish name for the Old Testament (which is the Christian name for the first part of the Christian Bible). "The Bible" and "Old Testament" are Christian terms, therefore, in the Jewish Hell, is not the correct terms.

  • @TheMikeyReilly He is acting for a major christian audience.

  • @TheMikeyReilly

    large parts of the bible are identical to the tora.

  • 84 athiests were here

  • The jews were right LOL i can't stop laughing

  • Masonic, illuminati (Rothschilds, House of Hannover (German nobility that now calls itself the British royal House of WIndsor), and Dutch Royals are the backbone of the New World Order.

    Nothing against Rowan Atkinson all entertainers must do what they are told.

    Search on youtube or google: committee of 300, Bilderberg group, Bohemian Grove, Tavistock Institute, Royal institute for International affairs, federal reserve, Stanford research institutute, club of Rome, CFR, TLC

    learn truth

  • @mrscambuster1001 Of course everything on the internet is the truth. "Research on Youtube or Google" get the fuck off the internet you incredibly dumb and stupid person.

  • @mrscambuster1001 ...what?

  • More masonic bullshit, glorify satan and refuse to acknowledge Jesus Christ. Would not be surprised to learn that material was ghost written and funded by masons of jewish origins....just the kind of propaganga nonsense they love to promote, pretending to be entertainment, to the "ignorant masses"

  • @mrscambuster1001 I hope your joking. This doesn't glorify satan, it makes fun of him. Ignorant masses, you are the ignorant masses dipshit. What makes you smarter then me. Because you believe in jesus. Well all the christians believe in jesus, and so to all the muslims. This is meant as a joke. Lol, if you watch this and find something wrong with this then your just a bitter fuck who thinks he smart. If you had any intelligence then you wouldn't comment shit like that.

  • As the more perceptive of you have realized by now, this is Hell. And I am the Devil.

    Good evening.

    Though you may call me Toby if you like.

  • eh the french you here if you could just like to come down here whit the Germans

  • i am the devil good evening bat you can call my Toby if you like

  • is it true that the bible says that your not allowed to go to the bathroom!?

  • wow, guys its a monologue its supposed ot be funny, its not seriouse in any way, let it go

  • 1:48 Theyre already dead.

  • if jews were right why he's referin' to Bible for "toilets"?!

    Funny anyway,...laughed alot!

  • Because of this, I would like to go to hell. LOL :D

  • I can see that a lot of jokes from South Park are based on this skit. In one episode, a lot of people are also in hell and everything is being arranged like that. Rowan Atkinson is a genius.

  • This is probably the best shit I've seen

  • Haha, this is very nice for all the french... (and german) ^^ Why the english are so rough with us ?

  • @elsiesourisable I'm french, it's funny :D mdr :)

  • @TheCamiimii Mais moi aussi j'trouve ça drôle XD, I was just wondering you know ;-)

    Anyway, I laughed so hard ^^

  • Go to toilet before you die. I'll keep that in mind.

  • Where are the Japanese

  • he is the king of comedy

  • Wow...This is Hell, and I am the devil........Good evening....ahahahaa.....What..­.the Germans and the French?....aahaahahhaha

  • The FRENCH?

    LMAO

  • The Jews believe in purgatory, and limbo, but not hell. Not heaven exactly either. Also, they say that