Burning Question #1: What is a Chocobo?

[Pnospric]

Yes, fanboys are hopelessly arrogant. Fangirls are much more realistic. But really, dude, most of those people look homesless or on something. What kind of answer do you expect? It looks bad when you deliberately try to pick uneducated people.

[swiftkaratechop937]

You're asking people in the wrong area. ask in Japan. or at an Anime Convention.

[2001roserose]

what is a chocobo

[KhcfjTrevino]

chocobo+taco= Mexican food :c

[KhcfjTrevino]

2:08 to 2:50 LMFAO XDDD what is a chocobo? :@ >:c xDD LOLOLOLOL trollface

[viv287]

LOL a handjob

[deshtilo13]

until i googled it today i had no clue what it was, one of my friends gave me a cd with rap de Chocobo on it and i love the song its so catchy but i had no clue what it was..... makes since seeing i never played any but the very first FF....lol!

[RoyalKnightVIII]

A Chocobo is a Japanese chocolate mascot?

[Jouri21]

I cant believe some of the crazy ass reponses from people lol! A Blowjob? A Handjob?? REALLY LOL?!

[Mijeme123g]

Yes cause Black people know all about Final Fantasy...

[zarkorockera]

black people only know about black ops lol

[ifrit1780]

I really want to choke that guy...

[stfb1055]

hahaha at the ending part and someone on the bike got it XD

[waddalicious]

the general consensus seems to be that a chocobo is in fact a handjob

[Orangebike666]

HAHAHAH CHOCOBO DAT!!!!!

[lawrencegohome]

The three guys gave thumbs down must be the handjob guy, the bitch guy and the arguing guy.

[kenwood700]

LMAO LOL LOL What is a chocobo? YOU tell me what the fuck is a chocobo? LOL

[capetorial]

all black people.  black ppl dont play FF

[GingaOkami]

SOMEBODY KNOWS! For a minute there I thought there would be no one...

[Draculoid]

bahaha! You should definitely do more videos like these! Im going to spread the word this shits awesome

[ShadowBlades0]

"it'll get you to your job on time.." "A bitch?" LOLOLOLOLOL

[mchudi91]

oh the answers people gave wer to funny i lmao to this......and why on earth did that one guy get really pissed off? did he think it was a racial slur or something?....if he did /or thought the interviewer was insulting why didnt he just ask "is that an insult?" and the interviewer wldve happily said no

[sonicmik7]

Next ask what a shinigami is. Or a keyblade

[nisbahmumtaz909]

"What is an Esper?"

Great video, by the way.

[ayaeien]

the bike guy kinda laughed when he answered...he must thought "What kind of question is that?! Everyone knows what a chocobo is!"

[DualisArgent]

that dude who had a violent reaction? kinda narrow minded...never thought that the word chocobo was offensive to others..nice video!

[CCFQuelex]

Not to be "racist" but I think more white people would know and those asked were 60%+ black. :-p

Ridiculously funny. Good job,

[TheBzlai]

AHAHAHAHAAHA NICE ENDING

[XxdrkchildxX]

Ay Cal, When are we gonna see a Burning Question #2? :DDDD

[BufferingWhileBored]

@XxdrkchildxX Soon, I'd imagine. I've been trying to hold off, but some close friends of mine have been pushing me to make another one. It's gonna happen.

[axelliketosingalot]

A chocobo is usually an oversized bird, generally yellow, and can sometimes where armour, hats, etc. and come in all shapes and sizes. honestly, do people not know what anime or final fantasy is? ROTFLOL

[PenutButtaJelly]

@axelliketosingalot Uhh . . . Yeah? I mean, this is North America. Plus not everyone likes anime and Final Fantasy, so it's not unlikely that somebody wouldn't know . . . As shown in this video.

[vastylervas]

it would have been nice to see the reveal, telling them what a chocobo is and seeing their reactions.

funny video tho!

[recowa]

OMG that was nice! lol

[ShadowWolf79]

this was by far one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while lol

[Darkneena1]

I love the end lol, "Guys what is a chocobo?" "It's a bird from final fantasy." Cue the victory theme lol.

[atmatheprophet]

The Chocobo at 4:32 is so adorable. (Kweh)

[Ashieteru616]

That dude who got all pissy needs to go suck a fat one and quit being a little racist bitch.

[crysania1980]

lol sumthin that will get you to your job on time!

[YungNeptune07]

"A Bitch"

"............."

that look dude XD

[sax9445]

I was so happy when that last guy on the bike got it right.

[Neofabitch]

Why does everything has to be sex related to americans? lol

[hoshidoragon]

This made my day!

[kahunaD125]

the guy said you'd have to search "far and wide" to find someone. I think across the pacific ocean qualifies as far and wide.

[lilpymy]

"i say chocobo you say shut your mouth" XD

[Rubberman202]

I wonder if Goombas are more popular than Chocobos...

[SinHarvester]

black people don't play final fantasy?

[CanderousXOrdo]

The guy who got offended thought he heard Jigaboo.

[matsumoto360]

No you can't smoke a Chocobo!!!!

[Lidgoi]

You only interviewed minorities obviously they wouldn't know what a chocobo is they can't afford video games D:

[AGKRWKSCK]

bro you got great interview skills no lie jus dont drop the f-bomb to much

[markthewhalekiller]

I'm definitely in favour of adopting the word "Chocobo" to now mean some kind of lewd sexual act, or a racial slur.

Come on people. Make it happen. Start introducing Chocobo into your everyday speech as one or both of the above new meanings.

[TigerLily1809]

@BufferingWhileBored

i absolutely loved this! 5:18 was my favorite part!

3:27 hahaha choboco.. great mexican dish!( i wouldnt ben suprised if this were ever to be possible, considering we eat menudo, tacos de lengua, de cesos, etc.)

I love final fantasy and i thought this was very clever. thanks!

[CuBaNoLoCo420]

Hahaha black people...

[larsattack]

I wonder how old the guy was that answered at the end haha

[CODENAMEVIDEOS]

I cant believe nobody said something about chocolate

[SuperCactaur]

Amazing. Please keep doing these :)

[BlackRainViet]

Make a "What is a Metal Gear video"?

[aniki91344]

I love the sarcasm, and the fact that most of them don't seem to catch on to it.

[oninekoX3]

Um... notice that all of these people are black? Isn't this a bit... steriotypical?

Also, all of this ignorance makes my GAMING BRAIN HURT!!!

[Raveheart90]

@oninekoX3 That's probably logistics. The assertion was that "you'd have to search far and wide" to find someone who didn't know what a chocobo was. If you in fact don't have to search far, then the assertion is false. His neighborhood evidently has a lot of black guys.

[DJRosiel]

@oninekoX3 Stereotypical? How? He's asking a random group of people, and it just so happens the area he was in had a majority of black people...

[DrTravisto]

Oh man... Good ol' c-town. I like your impression of "Random final Fantasy fan boy at undisclosed anime convention".

[deathbykoolaid]

Totally asked the wrong demographic. Ask more white people. XD

[captainnintendo]

This one really made me lol alot xD

[romperwomb]

I always thought it was pronounced like chocolate. Chock-oh-bow...not choke-uh-bow. whatevs..that dude got pissed.

[tonyborbony]

Rofl, how ironic that the only dude who knew was someone who seemed to have a life... xD

[pipomaxxx]

@tonyborbony so true

[sorwdofcho]

@goddamnihatethissite I'm black and I play final fantasy and I know alot of other black people that play it as well.

[sombersin]

I mean you asked a lot of black dudes, They'll either have some slang for it or have no idea what you are talking about. Not a lot of brothers playing final fantasy out there.

[T22Lee]

of course these people don't know.. he's asking black people...

[TimmyTurnersDad]

"Choke on balls, get it?" xD

[xoxoAnita]

At the moment.. for some reason on urbandictionary, the top entry for chocobo is "A term to describe a big black person." ಠ_ಠ;

[guillermo316]

What is a Chocobo?

1. A handjob, blowjob and masterbation

2. a mexican Dish

3. A wraslin Move

4. A yankee player

5. A Bicth

[Typh00n77]

@guillermo316 You forgot a couple..... or just one

[joshscorcher]

Wow, the guy on the bike actually doing something with his life knew what a chocobo was over the college kids.

Just wow.

[descreto]

The guy in a bike had to save the day.... again.

[mctavish800]

Epic Ending

[TehFurryPancake]

Hey, I go to CSU! :D

[DoCWaSaBe]

lol chockobo does sound like a handjob

[exconvictriddick]

you know whats funny...

most of the people were black. I'm assume black people don't play final fantasy.

Black = Rap, Sex and Sex.

[sorwdofcho]

@exconvictriddick I play final fantasy.

[Shrimpchickenrice]

@exconvictriddick You forgot the fried chicken. :P

[snoopypup248]

Haha, the end made the movie. xD

[7Somerset]

man that one guy got pissed! you shoulda explained what it is

[KeoKarma]

Jesus Christ, that was hilarious. I was not expecting to laugh that hard. I love how everyone thinks it's a sexual act. XD

[10ETim]

...i always thought a chocobo was when a girl sucks your dick...coulda fooled me

[josejuanow]

I didnt know what it was untill i saw this xD

[darkpen]

hahahahha, they finally got an answer at the end from the biking guys XD XD XD

[eddyjackson]

Oh community college, you are the living end.

[Tridek2]

The end of the video caught me off guard, just as I was going "C'mon man, at least show someone who knows what a chocobo is!"

Good stuff.

[cjiwakura]

Did you actually tell these poor people afterwards?

[TheOneTrueEfrate]

Damn. So its official. The hood doesn't play Final Fantasy. You should try in the burbs, the country, and anywhere in Japan.

[dorik0]

@TheOneTrueEfrate

yeah that group dining outside sure was from the hood

[Tokio177]

COME TO NKU! I guarantee 99% of us will get that question right.

[Bean1227]

A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk, kweh at you. Good ending there.

[stinkinmushroom]

90% of the people you asked were black... Go to a "white" college and they'll know

[bigrell486]

Did you guys ever tell that deeply offended guy what a Chocobo really is? I'd love to see what his reaction was.

[Labombadog]

"I think she just got done doing a chocobo" HAHAHAHA DUDE! XD

[hosnflos]

1:41

A chocobo is when a bitch is sucking a dick.

[mgbenz]

It's always the one person that you least expect that gets it right. XD

[psynumb]

Haha,nice video.I loved the last shot,you find Final fantasy fans where you least expect it :).

[Temjin99]

oh snap, I cant believe a random biker got it right

[creyes4182]

Somewhere an ostrich forced itself on a canary. A chocobo is the result.

[YabukiShingo4]

@creyes4182 uh... how did the canary survive?

[DShadow]

YOU TELL HIM, WHAT A CHOCOBO IS.

[MySugaCube]

lmao right at the end

[BoredAlways]

Haha that last guy you interviewed in college is overreacting. What a chocobo hater! :P

Anyway, interesting video. You should do "What is n00btube?" video, because it will invoke some nice answers.

[BufferingWhileBored]

@BoredAlways Hmm, sounds like a plan. Honestly I don't think even I have heard of n00btube, but I can instantly deduce what it is just because I'm a gamer. You'd imagine just by having "noob" in the word people could figure out it was something gaming related, unlike Chocobo where if you don't know, you're pretty much screwed haha.

[Kastaru]

@BufferingWhileBored Lol Noobtube is the M203 grenade launcher in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 1&2

[BoredAlways]

@BufferingWhileBored Yes, you are right about the word "n00b" might give out an obvious hint, but remember that not many outside the gaming community know the word "n00b". "What is n00btube" is definitely an interesting question, especially since Modern Warfare 2 is the most popular game now.

FYI, n00btube is the rifle-mounted grenade launcher. The name was derivated from the fact that it is extremely easy to kill enemies without any skill involved.

[TigerLily1809]

@BufferingWhileBored

i absolutely loved this! 5:18 was my favorite part!

3:27 hahaha choboco.. great mexican dish!( i wouldnt ben suprised if this were ever to be possible, considering we eat menudo, tacos de lengua, de cesos, etc.)

I love final fantasy and i thought this was very clever. thanks!

[GinsuMeerkat]

Hell yes