Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

[MrAznPillow]

the onion is a lie, yet it speaks the truth

[ashliebelle]

I want an Onion car chase video SOOO bad

[DashOfRainbow]

@ashliebelle

I would volunteer to be the guy being pursued in the car...problem is, in order for it to be satire, they would have to rent out a huge section of highway.

It would be awesome to see it though. Maybe a 10 minute segment of bullshit commentary. XD

[8Deer8Hunter8]

that was bullshit!

[TheOfficialMassimo]

I don't care how many times I have seen this. It's hilarious. 

[ChewylovesSlits]

shit happens and when it does film it and pretend its important

xD

[sjl0523]

This is just like literal video version of breaking news reports.

[highrollin2]

Might be the best Onion segment I've ever seen.

[mrkiller470X]

Lol must be hard to keep a straight face while doing this lol

[PraxstaRevolution]

FUCKING UDYR.

[VerbierSkier]

They are spot on !

[gabylovesdemusic]

news reporters totally talk like this too. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME

[Erduk]

@gabylovesdemusic That's because all of the words are being created and fed to them by the same kind of people.

[Jvizzlezz]

This is so much better than Fox.

[baa1234]

lol "and here's some footage of congress"

[teague67]

obligatory justin beiber comparason..

[deanomac24]

I was laughing so hard I had tears. This was great. 

[Gregizationable]

better then the video, are the headlines scrolling below it.

[TJporsche25]

in other news bullshit happened somewhere today

[TJporsche25]

LMFAO ROFL FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

[JasonFthecaptain]

Every News story ever.

[Eline9]

"I'm an older man, so you can trust what I say" LMAO

[ryanmshepard92]

This happens all the time for local news channels. The have to grasp at straws to find something interesting in the Northern Kentucky area.

[ladymorose1990]

I'm just some fucking guy. Off camera, he drinks straight vodka. Good use of hour.

[javelin901]

THE LIKE BAR!!!!

[2256635]

im an older man you can trust what i say

[CrazyxRandomxGirl]

Well...this was some bullshit.

[AdrianEVH96]

Ok well this one IS real

[friskyisfat]

This was the first Onion video I saw and I could not stop laughing for like an hour

[MrSuperHeatran]

I wish news was like that, instead of boring cnn and fox.

[sPxd3v1oUs]

Lol "Im just some fucking guy" i love TheOnion

[lordtalon69]

I often watch the old onion, this is one of my favorites. They went to crap when they went to cable :(. And got rid of the old crew.

[itsSAL1]

"I'm just some fuckin Guy" LOL xD

[Thadesgal]

How can they keep a straight face! The key to hilarity!

[usuallydead]

I love these videos.

[chengda85]

what video is the bear sighitng originally from?

[Khamila1]

...and here's some footage of congress. :D

[datlibra17]

this and the Sony video are my favorites

[keetonbob]

Just yesterday I was eating in the cafeteria and noticed the news was playing footage of a small bear running around. Unable to hear the TV, and seeing that it was F*X News, my mind immediately started the dialogue of this vid. "Some bullshit happening somewhere!" It carried on almost scene for scene. The 'expert in a tie', 'bullshit diagram', even the irrelevant emails of viewers. Thank you Onion for making my day more bearable.

[metznimbo29]

@keetonbob Why are you doing F*X instead of FOX? You democrats confuse me >.<

[SageZane560]

@keetonbob I C WUT U DID DAR! BEAR-ABLE LOLOLOLOL I GET IT.

[Braleven]

@keetonbob Get it, "BEARable" hahaha-

I hate myself.

[insight0011]

this is literally the greatest video ever made.

[jakeybwoi]

I'm just some fucking guy

[shellsuitstrangler]

LFRAOIA!!!

It was that funny

[Naio]

bullshit went down in 2007...interesting

[foxider]

How does this get ONLY 1.5mill views!!!!!!!

[Yupimruss1an]

the best onion clip ever!!

[Eghhhh]

This one's better: watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4

[archon808]

@Eghhhh Similar, but yours is not funny.

[andmaketherain]

@archon808 @Eghhhh I thought it was hilarious.

[lordtalon69]

@Eghhhh

Yours is funny but living in America and being used to the 24/7 lamestream media the onion one speaks to me more.

[sneaeky]

lol. "I'm just some fucking guy"

[Wazahm]

"Next we'll look at footage of a car chase taken by a helicopter and free-associate about what's going on"

[artheart3001]

"And here's some footage of Congress!" ahahah

[netjim1]

OMG that's the funniest B.S. I've ever seen!

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

"im an older man so you can trust what I say!" lold

[wetback626]

this bullshit was funny lol

[drawswithcrayon]

I'm just some fucking guy.

[TheFallenFace]

make any story seem better with footage of congress! yay!!

[rymixxx]

I liked the bit where the bullshit happened.

[Moonyman213]

This bullshit was very funny and I didn't know it existed.

[Sambuca6178]

My favorite part is at :59 when it shows that guy displayed as, "Daniel Medina - Expert." LMFAO

[TheJP3372]

This is basically explaining how everyday news works XD

[dillinger13579]

It sounds so forced everytime they swear lol

[bigmarty11288]

I'm just some fucking guy.

[JarrodTheAwesome]

@bigmarty11288 then i can definitely trust what you say!

[jackthelad101]

LMAO

[EyriosCoast]

I love the old man at 0:28 :)

[MrPaulosophy]

this is bullshit

[swordman2]

Ahhh when Onion used to be funny. I miss these days.

[Dannnneh]

It's like a normal news cast, but except this actually states what it's really about. Just some fucking bullshit happening somewhere no one really cared about.

[pacemaker2point0]

I'm just some fucking guy. LMAO

[Coleymonster100]

the 172 people that disliked this are reporters no doubt great video

[lee0122333]

VCPR!!!

[DaPivotCreature]

Hahaha....Where the hell do you guys get your ideas??? Lmlfao

[christiantojil]

Beautiful.

[M1N0R17Y]

That awkward moment when the top comments are exactly the same...

[funnyfulable]

And here is some footage of congress XD

[xxKingRiarxx]

The Illuminati planned the top comments.

[kusaki9837]

don't you love when the top comments are the same?

[GeraldDarko]

This is everyday news!

[Gangstabob716]

basically CNN and Fox news in a nutshell

[AKBF3WIN]

@Gangstabob716 the difference is CNN and Fox are recieved as genuine news outlets

[Shargrailar]

@Gangstabob716 Kinda sad that you and 83 others think its just cnn and fox

[iambigred0703]

This video confirmed it when I grow up I want to work for the onion

[TexasRangerification]

Top comments are the same quote. Wat.

[NotCliffyB]

Wow, the two top comments are exactly the same. I swear, if this becomes one of the top comments, I will laugh.

[Nickjaa]

@NotCliffyB it won't.

[NotCliffyB]

@Nickjaa But it would be funny if it did

[Nickjaa]

@NotCliffyB it would be funny if you weren't so obviously hoping to get one of the top comments

[NotCliffyB]

@Nickjaa I wanted to see how many idiots would vote up my comment, since I see top comments saying how the top comments are the same.

[OmegaLesPaul]

@NotCliffyB hahahaha fail

[m1c000l]

through the use of expensive technology lol

[m1c000l]

not as funny as the sony piece of shit one but getting there

[poiislifelifeispoi]

yes.....

[garrylaughlin]

Too funny

[silverr0777]

probably one of my favorite onion clips

[gertjaarsify]

@silverr0777 my favs are : this vid and sony's peace of shit >:D if my day is shitty , i go watch those vids , instantly it becames awesome day :D

[KaNoke101]

"Im just some fucking guy" XD

[Dolby3d]

"Authorities in special uniforms rushed to the scene to stand around while our camera's filmed them"

[NotATubeSurfer]

Wow, it's just like a news broadcast from [insert news station you hate here].

[scootsie119]

this is soo true. ive been syaing this about news stations for a while.

[Schroomer87]

Im just some fucking guy.

Priceless..

[asubedi7890]

Right on !

[SkateAllDay53]

Im an old man so you can trust what i say.

[Clearie552]

This video is like "typical news story, literal version"

[RobbyGAMEZ]

I used to be astounded by bullshit like this... Then I took an arrow in the knee.....

[laputadetumadre11]

@RobbyGAMEZ wow another "arrow to the knee" reject. 

[machinmaman87]

this is why i like the onion far more than any other news network. it is just a bunch of bullshit, but they are not afraid to admit it is

[chrisman737]

Oh...alert everyone. I just heard that there is actually MORE bullshit happening right now. Will keep you up to date as the bullshit develops.

[Ubisunt0]

Funny thing is, this bullshit should be happening somewhere on tv right now

[TheLyricalRehab]

This is just all abunch of bullshit.

[YVFH45SE]

CNN is such a bullshit network. The 5 major news networks are nothing more than peddlers of trivialities, government scripts and are becoming increasingly irrelevant.

[eitakiksnynzcreiws]

Pretty much sums up facebook...

[sagganuts18]

im just some fucking guy...

[fircar34]

i didnt fucking favourite this vid but its on my fav list!!!!!!!!

[uwlwsrpm]

@fircar34 Now that's bullshit.

[fircar34]

i didnt fucking favourite this video

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

This program brought to you by honesty news network, bringing you the news that nobody cares about because that's what we're paid to do.

[EvanSnowWolf]

The reason this is so fucking funny is because it is so fucking true.

[thunderbladestorm]

I'm just some fuckin' guy - and this is just fuckin' GREAT !!!

[mohamedashrafsalem]

STOP FUCKING FLAGGING THESE VIDEOS YOU STUPID FUCKS

[4skoolin2learn0]

this shit is so funny!!!!

[Drhughjanis]

I'm an old man, so you can trust what i say

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

the funny thing is, that this could actually be a real news story.

[choyboy96]

"I'm just really happy to be on TV."

[MsMacFilms]

My face is breaking out.. that's some bullshit!

[mossajuice]

"im just some fucking guy" :))

[misse9000]

fuck this man

[platypuslord1]

lol

[TheLyricalRehab]

Just broke up with my girlfriend, I needed a good laugh.

[majav15mg]

@TheLyricalRehab I feel you. Laugh and enjoy.

[parkourkid419]

Bullshit

[legodude5566]

Epic. Nothing else can describe this.

[StarslayerStudios]

@legodude5566 how about hilarious?

[legodude5566]

@StarslayerStudios HOW DARE you insult this video with that understatement!!!!

[hot6235]

it's so funny cuz you don't know what the fuck their talking about

[kendrat199]

"I'm just some fucking guy"

[garrylaughlin]

That is bullshit

[texasmercenary]

"I'm just some fucking guy."

[Andreloification]

"an attractive witness described this event..." lol

[reljin2]

This GE commercial is amazing.. "I would love to meet the person who helped produce military hardware X that helped maim my brother!"

[wheelmanstan]

why is this funny but the onion on tv is garbage?

[ambientdiscord]

i just saw this bullshit.

[Ben1607]

most realistic news I've seen in a month

[doug5421]

"I'm just some fucking guy."

[musicaddicted3000]

"an attractive witness describes the event. in breathless terms."

[IDWIA]

I watched this twice just to read the subtitles down the bottom.

[elliottsongs]

"I'm just some fucking guy" classic

[RichardGrantV]

This is great because they tell us only the relevant facts.

[Wutwut1n1]

I wanna be a geologist

[MrJmazing1]

I'm an old man! you can trust what I say...lol

[WarrivarNeo]

amazing, this is the ultimate news story.

[Travman949]

it's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here!

[MonsterEnergyLover89]

and hears some footage of congress.........

[Hrakleus]

amazing video!!

[09smitel]

The onion caused me to fall in love with the word 'bullshit'

[shshshooKya]

Best video they have ever uploaded.

[lashutterbug]

And people still wonder why more folks get their news from Colbert & Stewart rather than Anderson Cooper.

[Boobalopbop]

And heres some footage of Congress... Yes, I see that.

[goldbrett1]

0:28 lol

[TheDJLiquify]

The Onion needs its own station. I'd actually watch it.

[Wafflepudding]

@TheDJLiquify It's got more actual value than most cable news programming anyway.

[LeDirector]

@TheDJLiquify The Onion has a show on IFC. Check it out.

[SANTIAGE86]

@TheDJLiquify they are on t.v, there on IFC

[Aragashia]

@TheDJLiquify Since it's probably more accurate than fox news in its reports I don't see why not ^^

[controllerbrain]

@TheDJLiquify I'd pay for it too.

[MrFMS55]

@controllerbrain They're on itunes :D

[Shotblur]

@TheDJLiquify It does, actually. It has a legitimate cable channel.

[ZenSeizure]

This is enough news for me. I swear.

[EMHologram42]

Since I don't have the creativity to do something original but want to get thumbs-up for no real reason, I am just going to make some overused bullshit joke about how 166 people like bullshit or something like that.

[shakesmellow]

I am angry that things like this happen. I get mad about every bullshit thing I see.

[rootbeeraddict12]

EVERY NEWS STORY EVER

[WMan37]

Filler News in a freaking nutshell. I laughed so hard.

[BlueKewne]

If you want to make anything look important, just toss some random footage of congress in it.

[mianmitthu]

Bullshit is highly important part of the world's activities and happenings..seriously some bright academic really should put 4years into researching Bullshit and do a doctorate on this. His or her research should answer many of the questions and give some deep insight into hoe Bullshit affects human life on our planet, economy, politics, relationships and much more...

[tristan602843]

what "bullshit"