Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

[katosjoes]

I'm just some fucking guy.

[45cakeman]

lol 'bullshit is on rise'

[sonex1203]

Francis: Bullshit!

[MrAznPillow]

the onion is a lie, yet it speaks the truth

[ashliebelle]

I want an Onion car chase video SOOO bad

[DashOfRainbow]

@ashliebelle

I would volunteer to be the guy being pursued in the car...problem is, in order for it to be satire, they would have to rent out a huge section of highway.

It would be awesome to see it though. Maybe a 10 minute segment of bullshit commentary. XD

[8Deer8Hunter8]

that was bullshit!

[TheOfficialMassimo]

I don't care how many times I have seen this. It's hilarious.

[ChewylovesSlits]

shit happens and when it does film it and pretend its important

xD

[sjl0523]

This is just like literal video version of breaking news reports.

[highrollin2]

Might be the best Onion segment I've ever seen.

[mrkiller470X]

Lol must be hard to keep a straight face while doing this lol

[PraxstaRevolution]

FUCKING UDYR.

[VerbierSkier]

They are spot on !

[gabylovesdemusic]

news reporters totally talk like this too. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME

[Erduk]

@gabylovesdemusic That's because all of the words are being created and fed to them by the same kind of people.

[Jvizzlezz]

This is so much better than Fox.

[baa1234]

lol "and here's some footage of congress"

[teague67]

obligatory justin beiber comparason..

[deanomac24]

I was laughing so hard I had tears. This was great.

[Gregizationable]

better then the video, are the headlines scrolling below it.

[TJporsche25]

in other news bullshit happened somewhere today

[TJporsche25]

LMFAO ROFL FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

[JasonFthecaptain]

Every News story ever.

[Eline9]

"I'm an older man, so you can trust what I say" LMAO

[ryanmshepard92]

This happens all the time for local news channels. The have to grasp at straws to find something interesting in the Northern Kentucky area.

[ladymorose1990]

I'm just some fucking guy. Off camera, he drinks straight vodka. Good use of hour.

[javelin901]

THE LIKE BAR!!!!

[2256635]

im an older man you can trust what i say

[CrazyxRandomxGirl]

Well...this was some bullshit.

[AdrianEVH96]

Ok well this one IS real

[friskyisfat]

This was the first Onion video I saw and I could not stop laughing for like an hour

[MrSuperHeatran]

I wish news was like that, instead of boring cnn and fox.

[sPxd3v1oUs]

Lol "Im just some fucking guy" i love TheOnion

[lordtalon69]

I often watch the old onion, this is one of my favorites. They went to crap when they went to cable :(. And got rid of the old crew.

[itsSAL1]

"I'm just some fuckin Guy" LOL xD

[Thadesgal]

How can they keep a straight face! The key to hilarity!

[usuallydead]

I love these videos.

[chengda85]

what video is the bear sighitng originally from?

[Khamila1]

...and here's some footage of congress. :D

[datlibra17]

this and the Sony video are my favorites

[keetonbob]

Just yesterday I was eating in the cafeteria and noticed the news was playing footage of a small bear running around. Unable to hear the TV, and seeing that it was F*X News, my mind immediately started the dialogue of this vid. "Some bullshit happening somewhere!" It carried on almost scene for scene. The 'expert in a tie', 'bullshit diagram', even the irrelevant emails of viewers. Thank you Onion for making my day more bearable.

[metznimbo29]

@keetonbob Why are you doing F*X instead of FOX? You democrats confuse me >.<

[SageZane560]

@keetonbob I C WUT U DID DAR! BEAR-ABLE LOLOLOLOL I GET IT.

[Braleven]

@keetonbob Get it, "BEARable" hahaha-

I hate myself.

[insight0011]

this is literally the greatest video ever made.

[jakeybwoi]

I'm just some fucking guy

[shellsuitstrangler]

LFRAOIA!!!

It was that funny

[Naio]

bullshit went down in 2007...interesting

[foxider]

How does this get ONLY 1.5mill views!!!!!!!

[Yupimruss1an]

the best onion clip ever!!

[Eghhhh]

This one's better: watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4

[archon808]

@Eghhhh Similar, but yours is not funny.

[andmaketherain]

@archon808 @Eghhhh I thought it was hilarious.

[lordtalon69]

@Eghhhh

Yours is funny but living in America and being used to the 24/7 lamestream media the onion one speaks to me more.

[sneaeky]

lol. "I'm just some fucking guy"

[Wazahm]

"Next we'll look at footage of a car chase taken by a helicopter and free-associate about what's going on"

[artheart3001]

"And here's some footage of Congress!" ahahah

[netjim1]

OMG that's the funniest B.S. I've ever seen!

[swisscheeseMAFIA]

"im an older man so you can trust what I say!" lold

[wetback626]

this bullshit was funny lol

[drawswithcrayon]

I'm just some fucking guy.

[TheFallenFace]

make any story seem better with footage of congress! yay!!

[rymixxx]

I liked the bit where the bullshit happened.

[Moonyman213]

This bullshit was very funny and I didn't know it existed.

[Sambuca6178]

My favorite part is at :59 when it shows that guy displayed as, "Daniel Medina - Expert." LMFAO

[TheJP3372]

This is basically explaining how everyday news works XD

[dillinger13579]

It sounds so forced everytime they swear lol

[bigmarty11288]

I'm just some fucking guy.

[JarrodTheAwesome]

@bigmarty11288 then i can definitely trust what you say!

[jackthelad101]

LMAO

[EyriosCoast]

I love the old man at 0:28 :)

[MrPaulosophy]

this is bullshit

[swordman2]

Ahhh when Onion used to be funny. I miss these days.

[Dannnneh]

It's like a normal news cast, but except this actually states what it's really about. Just some fucking bullshit happening somewhere no one really cared about.

[pacemaker2point0]

I'm just some fucking guy. LMAO

[Coleymonster100]

the 172 people that disliked this are reporters no doubt great video

[lee0122333]

VCPR!!!

[DaPivotCreature]

Hahaha....Where the hell do you guys get your ideas??? Lmlfao

[christiantojil]

Beautiful.

[M1N0R17Y]

That awkward moment when the top comments are exactly the same...

[funnyfulable]

And here is some footage of congress XD

[xxKingRiarxx]

The Illuminati planned the top comments.

[kusaki9837]

don't you love when the top comments are the same?

[Gangstabob716]

basically CNN and Fox news in a nutshell

[AKBF3WIN]

@Gangstabob716 the difference is CNN and Fox are recieved as genuine news outlets

[Shargrailar]

@Gangstabob716 Kinda sad that you and 83 others think its just cnn and fox

[iambigred0703]

This video confirmed it when I grow up I want to work for the onion

[TexasRangerification]

Top comments are the same quote. Wat.

[NotCliffyB]

Wow, the two top comments are exactly the same. I swear, if this becomes one of the top comments, I will laugh.

[Nickjaa]

@NotCliffyB it won't.

[NotCliffyB]

@Nickjaa But it would be funny if it did

[Nickjaa]

@NotCliffyB it would be funny if you weren't so obviously hoping to get one of the top comments

[NotCliffyB]

@Nickjaa I wanted to see how many idiots would vote up my comment, since I see top comments saying how the top comments are the same.

[OmegaLesPaul]

@NotCliffyB hahahaha fail

[m1c000l]

through the use of expensive technology lol

[m1c000l]

not as funny as the sony piece of shit one but getting there

[poiislifelifeispoi]

yes.....

[garrylaughlin]

Too funny

[silverr0777]

probably one of my favorite onion clips

[gertjaarsify]

@silverr0777 my favs are : this vid and sony's peace of shit >:D if my day is shitty , i go watch those vids , instantly it becames awesome day :D

[KaNoke101]

"Im just some fucking guy" XD

[Dolby3d]

"Authorities in special uniforms rushed to the scene to stand around while our camera's filmed them"

[NotATubeSurfer]

Wow, it's just like a news broadcast from [insert news station you hate here].

[scootsie119]

this is soo true. ive been syaing this about news stations for a while.

[Schroomer87]

Im just some fucking guy.

Priceless..

[asubedi7890]

Right on !

[SkateAllDay53]

Im an old man so you can trust what i say.

[Clearie552]

This video is like "typical news story, literal version"

[RobbyGAMEZ]

I used to be astounded by bullshit like this... Then I took an arrow in the knee.....

[laputadetumadre11]

@RobbyGAMEZ wow another "arrow to the knee" reject.

[machinmaman87]

this is why i like the onion far more than any other news network. it is just a bunch of bullshit, but they are not afraid to admit it is

[chrisman737]

Oh...alert everyone. I just heard that there is actually MORE bullshit happening right now. Will keep you up to date as the bullshit develops.

[Ubisunt0]

Funny thing is, this bullshit should be happening somewhere on tv right now

[TheLyricalRehab]

This is just all abunch of bullshit.

[YVFH45SE]

CNN is such a bullshit network. The 5 major news networks are nothing more than peddlers of trivialities, government scripts and are becoming increasingly irrelevant.

[eitakiksnynzcreiws]

Pretty much sums up facebook...

[sagganuts18]

im just some fucking guy...

[fircar34]

i didnt fucking favourite this vid but its on my fav list!!!!!!!!

[uwlwsrpm]

@fircar34 Now that's bullshit.

[fircar34]

i didnt fucking favourite this video

[xXJakethesnake117Xx]

This program brought to you by honesty news network, bringing you the news that nobody cares about because that's what we're paid to do.

[EvanSnowWolf]

The reason this is so fucking funny is because it is so fucking true.

[thunderbladestorm]

I'm just some fuckin' guy - and this is just fuckin' GREAT !!!

[mohamedashrafsalem]

STOP FUCKING FLAGGING THESE VIDEOS YOU STUPID FUCKS

[4skoolin2learn0]

this shit is so funny!!!!

[Drhughjanis]

I'm an old man, so you can trust what i say

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

the funny thing is, that this could actually be a real news story.

[choyboy96]

"I'm just really happy to be on TV."

[MsMacFilms]

My face is breaking out.. that's some bullshit!

[mossajuice]

"im just some fucking guy" :))

[misse9000]

fuck this man

[platypuslord1]

lol

[TheLyricalRehab]

Just broke up with my girlfriend, I needed a good laugh.

[majav15mg]

@TheLyricalRehab I feel you. Laugh and enjoy.

[parkourkid419]

Bullshit 

[legodude5566]

Epic. Nothing else can describe this.

[StarslayerStudios]

@legodude5566 how about hilarious?

[legodude5566]

@StarslayerStudios HOW DARE you insult this video with that understatement!!!!

[hot6235]

it's so funny cuz you don't know what the fuck their talking about

[kendrat199]

"I'm just some fucking guy"

[garrylaughlin]

That is bullshit

[texasmercenary]

"I'm just some fucking guy."

[Andreloification]

"an attractive witness described this event..." lol

[reljin2]

This GE commercial is amazing.. "I would love to meet the person who helped produce military hardware X that helped maim my brother!"

[wheelmanstan]

why is this funny but the onion on  tv is garbage?

[ambientdiscord]

i just saw this bullshit.

[Ben1607]

most realistic news I've seen in a month

[doug5421]

"I'm just some fucking guy."

[musicaddicted3000]

"an attractive witness describes the event. in breathless terms."

[IDWIA]

I watched this twice just to read the subtitles down the bottom.

[elliottsongs]

"I'm just some fucking guy" classic

[RichardGrantV]

This is great because they tell us only the relevant facts.

[Wutwut1n1]

I wanna be a geologist

[MrJmazing1]

I'm an old man! you can trust what I say...lol

[WarrivarNeo]

amazing, this is the ultimate news story.

[Travman949]

it's like a freakin' country bear jamberoo around here!

[MonsterEnergyLover89]

and hears some footage of congress.........

[Hrakleus]

amazing video!! 

[09smitel]

The onion caused me to fall in love with the word 'bullshit'

[shshshooKya]

Best video they have ever uploaded.

[lashutterbug]

And people still wonder why more folks get their news from Colbert & Stewart rather than Anderson Cooper.

[Boobalopbop]

And heres some footage of Congress... Yes, I see that.

[goldbrett1]

0:28 lol

[TheDJLiquify]

The Onion needs its own station. I'd actually watch it.

[Wafflepudding]

@TheDJLiquify It's got more actual value than most cable news programming anyway.

[LeDirector]

@TheDJLiquify The Onion has a show on IFC. Check it out.

[SANTIAGE86]

@TheDJLiquify  they are on t.v, there on IFC

[Aragashia]

@TheDJLiquify Since it's probably more accurate than fox news in its reports I don't see why not ^^

[controllerbrain]

@TheDJLiquify I'd pay for it too.

[MrFMS55]

@controllerbrain They're on itunes :D

[Shotblur]

@TheDJLiquify It does, actually. It has a legitimate cable channel.

[ZenSeizure]

This is enough news for me. I swear.

[EMHologram42]

Since I don't have the creativity to do something original but want to get thumbs-up for no real reason, I am just going to make some overused bullshit joke about how 166 people like bullshit or something like that.

[shakesmellow]

I am angry that things like this happen. I get mad about every bullshit thing I see.

[rootbeeraddict12]

EVERY NEWS STORY EVER

[WMan37]

Filler News in a freaking nutshell. I laughed so hard.

[BlueKewne]

If you want to make anything look important, just toss some random footage of congress in it.