Nick Swardson's Pretend Time: Alien Paternity Test (Comedy Central)

[latinluigi]

ZARGON ZQWIEBELZEEZLEBEEBS!!! :D

[YouuStoleMyCookiex3]

Ghetto names(:

All people on Maury are loud, annoying, and not very educated. This is actually really like the show.(;

[xKaiLua]

Laser'd in her Vegeta

[xKaiLua]

*Sigh* Piccolo Did it Again...

[desertstrike100]

yo take a homie to space nigga haha

[dudeofdudez1]

I loved you in The Help!

Funniest fucking thing I've ever heard

[ajerez99]

Are those my antenae?

I don't think so. Wrong alien!

[superosaze]

wats baneequwa's real name, the actress

[frickadele]

omg....

if this vid doesn't bring laughing tears to your eyes....

then you're a squigknow!

Woody Allen is rolling on the floor!...

cuz he ain't no squigknow.

Move over Woody....cause we're both rolling on the floor!!!!

[ACER1ferLife]

Is it Zargon? Is it Queezoid? Is it Squeezoid? Is it Squeyzeps? or Is it Squizlosweeps?

[djBL4ZE]

best quotes

"Yo I know how women be, so thats why i side with diz ni@@a right here"

glib la beebops ma boi!'

and

"ZARGOn, u gotta take ur moon money and support your BAby!@!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Timbuktoo22]

We've got an alien with 17 dicks 3 of them are gay does that make him gay

[darkxoasis]

pure genius.... pure genius..... "I loved you in 'The Help'..."

This entire skit was so perfect ahahahaha.

[CBiddy2001]

take a homie to space nigga!

[djBL4ZE]

im sorry what happened at 3:00

[djBL4ZE]

i like the way this is going

[gameinggangsta]

I've watched this like a 1000 times!

[xMotleYxGnR6x]

Look out for the genital lasers.

[jkss3493]

Eh season 2 has been kinda lame. Season one was alot better.

[DaReelP3]

And I was searching for genital lasers

[MultiTaco45]

There is no way Baneequwa is 22 years old. She is in her 30's at best

[Curmudgeon93]

ZARGON SQUIZLOSWEEBLESWEEBS!!!

[AGreedyTree]

lol its like maury

[MrJackblack7]

OH GENITAL LASER LOOK OUT FOR THE GENITAL LASERS!!!!!!!

the way he said that was funny XD

[firebird372]

oh GENITAL LASERS!!

[hanger55]

I love his standup. This sketch is TERRIBLE. Beyond unfunny. And not in a "oh im so offended" sort of way... in a "This is NOT FUNNY" sort of way.

[DarthNorris84]

The way nick swardson looks into the camera and says genital lasers is the fucking funniest part of this

[danielsgay123]

FUNNIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SOBER HAHA

[imelroy]

DIS GREEN NIGGA RIGHT HURR

[BloodJunkie692]

drink from my space dick, skeezer

[Mikesquito]

You gotta take your moon money and support your baby!!

[TheDefuseeTube]

I LOVE THIS SHOW, He should seriously make alot more people don't like him for some reason . It's better that jeff dunham's corny ass.

[chickennicknuggets]

Cant wait for season 2

[Videocritic5]

HA...LOVE THIS!

[GiraffesEatWindmills]

giraffes eat windmills