Orbit Gum Commerical -Dirty Mouth Test 37 - Cheating Husband

[oVxViRuzZ]

Who are you callin' a cootie queen you lint licker.

[singamijig]

I have no words.....

[MissingNYGal]

I cannot believe the nerve and lack of morals of some people - just found out that a friend's husband, Dr. Everard Hughes of Garden City, KS is having an affair with the wife's friend of thirty years!!! This woman, Rhonda Sidibe, just recently moved to Garden City to be close to the wife and at the wife's expense! The wife helped her move, furnished housing and helped her out financially -- only to have this woman steal her husband and now try to steal her life ---- WTF!!!!!!!!

[gregkanczes]

@MissingNYGal it happens.

[MelvinThe42]

@MissingNYGal Have you ever noticed that it is socially acceptable for women to commit infidelity?

[evansdustin]

@MissingNYGal whoa... i live in kansas. that WHORE!

[gtrob1]

@MissingNYGal At least Orbit Gum will be there when the slurs fly! They will clean up the dirty mouths!

[FatalAce]

PICKLE YOU, KUMQUAT!!

[MotherFuckingDildoz]

press 7 maneeh tiemz

[AmbreyahDetBitch]

Lmfao

[JudgementalJosh]

My Translations

Son of a biscuit eating bull dog = Son of a fat bitch

What the french toast = What the fuck

Doodoo head cootie queen = Someone with an STD

Lint Licker = Dirty hoe

Picke you cumquads = Fuck you slut

Stinky Mc Stink face = ? (No idea)

[Shanethefilmmaker]

@JudgementalJosh fuckey mcfuckface?

[SuperMiechelle]

wat where they really sayin

[PrettyPrincess2614]

LOL man I love these Orbit commericals!!!! xD

[SporeCreator2009]

why is this one different than others?

[gregkanczes]

@SporeCreator2009 It is the long version, with more time for comedic pause...

[pwrstryka]

CUMQUAD?

[TheMasterT97]

(Southern Accent) "Leennt Liiccker" Immproper english...

[sweetiepie968]

i like how that chick keeps shaking her head at .20 lol!!

[Robocrat]

What the french toast?

[bub777]

I now figured out which Orbit Gum spot lolfilmworks was parodying!

[Robocrat]

What the french toast?!

[Inuyashasluver83]

lmfao my sister loves the party when the lady said this at 0:08 lmfao the lint licker lmfao XD

[toastwithbuttter]

what the french? toast

[Robertdorigo]

click 0.20 again and again... you'll go crazy

[DJDaJuicemayne]

hahahaha lint licker... imma start callin people that..

[18yaaaa]

Soooo funny! :)

[EiyuuKaze]

Who the hell filmed this?

[gregkanczes]

@mrpeanutman134 how many times does a literal (and unfunny) translation need to be posted before we can all say "WE GET IT!"

[xxtaylorsaysrawrxx]

hmmm.....sense any double meaning from 'when i put your convertible into oa wood chipper?' =D

[LolOmgWtfx]

Translation: You son of a bitch. What the fuck You think i wouldnt find out about your little shit head dirty queen who are you callin dirty you d*ck sucker?! F*ck you b*tch! Your over-reacting! No,no overreacting is when i put your convertible in a wood chipper,shit face! LMAO i think its these,thumbs up if you agree? Plz? :D

[guardianforce1]

WHO YOU CALLIN A COOTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER!?

[kjtoyman]

best commercial ever.............. EPIC!!!!!

[SinnFein4ever]

The Clintons at home.

;)

[Dylang51]

Who is the skinny girl, anyone know the name of the actress?

[Endocrom]

@Dylang51 Jesse Copano AKA Jesse Meriwether

[CartoonNothing]

@Supersmartrobot

lol Better than mine. XP

[jaredabccrisscross]

Wife(to husband): You son of a biscuit eating bulldog

Husband(to wife): What the french toast?

Wife(to husband): You think I wouldn't find out abut your little doody head cootie queen?

Girl(to wife): Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker?

Wife(to girl): Pickle you kumquat!

Husband(to wife): Don't overreact.

Wife(to husband): Don't feel overreacting when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, stinky McStinkface.

[CartoonNothing]

@jaredabccrisscross

In my world, its -

Wife(to husband): You son of a bitch eating bulldog

Husband(to wife): What the fuck?

Wife(to husband): You think I wouldn't find out abut your little shitty cootie whore?

Girl(to wife): Who are you calling a cootie whore you pussy licker?

Wife(to girl): fuck you asswhore!

Husband(to wife): Don't overreact.

Wife(to husband): Don't feel overreacting when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, shitty McShitface.

[jaredabccrisscross]

@CartoonNothing

exactly what i was thinking.....

[LittleMissSmiley099]

And its hot in topeka. 

[sarahfacemmmm]

@LittleMissSmiley099 lolll

[randymvp]

I LOVE IT!!!

[21vedz]

my all time fav commercial!!!!!

[iamcharming2008]

sTUPID, SO STUPID...

[Crystald071]

lmao! love this commercial!

[Ps2Viper87]

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST?

[bengaltw]

that whole commercial is funny always has me laughin

[BaseballAlpha28]

Lint licker LOL

[SureFireThang]

I like how the mistress is bobbing her head with atititude.

[greekchrisinflint]

I love that line:  What the French Toast?, I use it all the time. Love this commercial.

[AnonymousHot]

She totally wanted to say Cumbucket

[OmegaTrooper1]

WhO yOu caLLin a CoOtie Queen you Lint LiCKer!!!

[littleliondog]

i know the orbit girl. i went to disneyland with her. her name is vanessa she is really nice. i actually live in london by dad is in LA a lot and is friend's with her.

[HidansLollipop22]

SON OF A BISCUIT-EATING BULLDOG! XD

[devgene]

who are calling a cootie queen u lint lickeeer

[Metalitron12]

lol its so fucking stupid it makes you laugh.

[tkgamer205]

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog xD

[Foxyangel68]

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST! XD!

[MizShye]

lol 'what the french toast?'

[wswbalvis]

it could be better with you hoboken in it

[gregkanczes]

I think we all know what they were saying, I think the commercial was funnier than what you posted...

[Babygrl557]

Whut the French Toast!!!

[littlefunsam]

PICKLE YOU KUMQUAT!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[thesophieshow123]

LMBO

[corbinluv123]

Who are yo ucallin a cootie queen, you lint lickerr! lol

[gregkanczes]

I am glad so many of you enjoyed viewing this video on youtube. I am taking a virtual bow.

[benshank2]

You son of a biscut eatin bulldog! What the French toast!?! This video is hilarious!

[samthelegoman1]

Who r u callin a cootie queen, u lint lickerrr

[MySuperChannel124]

who are you callin' a cooty queen you lint lickerr?

PICKLE YOU KUMQUAT! lmfao

[ElectricRainbowFrog]

PICKLE YOU KUMKWAT

[cheyyandtayy]

lmaolmaolmao!! so funnnyy!!

[AquaKnight96]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Cookehmonsteh1]

You lint licker! xD

[dinoanimal15]

wat the french toast XD

[marcsoyeah]

i love the way she says

Lint Lickerr

[LemonVolleyball]

@marcsoyeah The best part is her face when she's chewing the gum.

[SyzkoKidd]

LMFAO!!@!

[cooleogirl97]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CUTIE QUEEN YOU LINT LICKER!? Pickle you Kumquat!!

lol

[threethirteen666]

dude! best commercial ever!!!

[bobert940]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLx 1,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phxheat1]

This is STILL the funniest of all time...the brunette is hilarious (i'd hook up with her!)

[carledwardskittsy323]

im not talking to you leave me alone

[xboogie3]

yeah the black hair lady is a little cute, but she has a long neck.

[xboogie3]

Why the heck would you do that to a cat.

[carledwardskittsy323]

thats freakin rude i love cats and since you know im a kid why the hell would you say somthin like that to me?!you know this is my mom and dads account too.

[ichigorulz10]

T.T that was my lost dog!

[xboogie3]

ya know what carledwardskittsy323, who you callin ugly ya lint licker

[carledwardskittsy323]

the girl with black hair is ugly......

[tototamer1]

WAT THE FRENCH TOAST ???@!!!!!!!

[QueenDaj2121]

@tototamer1 hahahah i luv that part and when the girl with the black hair chews on the gum

[tototamer1]

Me and My friend Riley her nick is RI-RI but lol we say this whole comercial its realy funny because she say What The Frech Toast?! In a Ittailian Acent

[tototamer1]

Lol Right

[xmaster963]

u lint licker!

oh God this girl in my class says that all the time Dx

[cooleogirl97]

Who are you calling a Cootie Queen, You lint Licker!?

Pickle you kumquat!

OH god..Loooove it

[JohnTheFabulous]

Is it wrong that I often ask those who are bothering me what the French, toast?

[wantdogs98]

you son of a biscuit eating bulldog

what the french toast?

you think i wouldn't find out about your doodoo head cutie queen?

who are you callin a cutie queen you lint licker!

pickle you kumquat!

your overreacting!

no bill, overreacting was when i put your convertible into the wood chipper! you stinky mcstinkface!...

obnoxious chews . . .

[mermanzoo]

yeah we saw the video

[mermanzoo]

you too. we saw the video

[hehehe181]

son ov a buscuit eatinq bulldog rofl

wut the french toast :]

......... dhatsxz n awesome commercial rofl

i dnt think any commercial anytime commercial cn beat dhisxz one rofl

[Miimii251]

LMAO HAHA WOW LINT LICKER

[Ins4neShane]

Lint kicker is the best!!

[MissPastryLover08]

Lol!!Who u callin a cootie queen u lint licker!!

[91itsliz]

This is my favorite commercial!! lol

[Neenahs]

What the French, Toast?! Hahahahahaa Stinky McStink face! Lint Licker! LOL

[TypicalGuitarPlayer]

Pickle you kumquat.

[emhass]

Did she say cum quad?

[taylorswift612]

wat the french toast! whos calling me a cootie queen you lint licker! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[QueenDaj2121]

this is my favorite 1 even though its kinda old

[BasketballHime]

This is one if my favs! Who are you callin' a cootie queen ya lint licker!

[rockbanders101]

what happened to hobokin!

[mrrockso117]

what the french toast

[MrPhatboi100]

you cuddie queen

[modponens]

Lint licker was so ordinary rofl... never heard any words accented like that hahaha

[scrpnlvr63]

I do not know why this is so funny, but, it is without a doubt one of the funniest ever. Lint licker, omg way too funny.

[JakeIChan]

this reminds me of the mentos commercials...good times

[krazydisney]

hahaha i luv that commericial! but i dont get the "lint licker" thing..?

[m1n0rrthr3at]

There's nothing to get....

._.

[davonneraiannasmith]

lol

[ronaldcasseus]

lint licker , love that

[tateeana]

mY FAVORITE COMMERCIAL....you lint licker lmfao

[rigonava]

LMAO!! You lint licker!!!

[SteppyD]

LOVE THIS!! still laughing!!  lmao

[MrPhatboi100]

you lint licker lol

[supermanbearpig106]

haha stinky mcstink face!

[mjones2633]

hahahahaahahah yu lint lickeerr!!!!

[thatniggaziggyz]

best commercial lmfao!!!!!!!! XD

[EATxDANCExPUKE]

This is without a doubt their best commercial. haha

[Luv2Danse12]

what the french toast!!! LOL

[Heyx2Heyx2]

Soo funny .... you son of a biscuit eating buildog!!

[XxhaleycutxX]

luv the way she says "U lint licker"

[getleashed]

LAWLS!!! THIS COMMERCIAL IS AWESOME!

[peachygueen]

this is the best thing ever its so funny i know it by heart i wish they can make more things like this one more often cause its sooo funny!!!!!!

[lilboyblue94]

What the French..Toast?

[FreshmanSkinnyJeans]

u son of a buscuit eating bulldog. lmfao. i luv this commercial.

[xrachelisabethx]

you lint licker!!! lol

[vbitz]

i love this!(: with all my heart

[Phelps002]

Haha so funny

[USAboy22]

That is one pimpin leopard shirt she has on!

[USAboy22]

Nobody misses a beat chewing their gum either!!! Lol

[UBhazard]

my favorite part it "You Lint Licker!!!" roflmao

[ChelsandEstefaShow]

my favorite parts: "what the french toast" and "who are u calling a cootie queen u lint licker!" lol.

[NACHOTHREE]

Best part for sure

[kfyecats]

Doo doo head cootie queen. It doesn't get funnier than that

[StarWindWizard7]

LOL, honestly one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen! My fav part is just, "What the french toast??"

It's so funny, I can see it over and over again. :D

[PerogieBoy714]

h a ha its so funny@!!

[TheRealZ3ro]

Pickle you, kumquat!

[ayyydogg]

i dont laugh until after the one chick says "stinky mcstink face!" and then the chick with the black hair makes that face... lololollololol.

[DakotaTheGinger]

No one gets it right! It's kumquat!! A kumquat is a tiny orange, for those who wondered.

[TrappedunderIcE7]

i wana make a remix and put in beeps where they say the so called "insults"

[krisTpose11]

knky face at .11

[TheNatedog2004]

you son of a biscuit eating bull dog!!!! what the french toast ?! did you think i wouldn't find out about your little dodo head cootie queen ?!?!!? who you calling a cootie queen you lint liker /1/1/1/1 pickle you cum quad! you're over reacting!!!  no bill over reacting is when i put your convertible into a wood chipper stinky mc stink face!!!! lol gotta love these orbit gum commercials !

[Locustx925]

thanks now we don't need to worry about all the deaf people on youtube who can't hear a thing.

[TheNatedog2004]

you son of a biscuit eating bull dog! what the french toast ?!?!?! did you think that i wouldn't find out about your little dodo d head cooty queen

[morgannnXOXO]

Hahaha love it!

U lint licker

[kariggins]

stinky mcstinkface makes me lol

[skymonmac]

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[rayfay55]

who you callin a cutie queen you lint licker hahahahahahahha lmao

[bebeth44]

Lol, when i first say this commercial I was like in shock cuz I knew what they were saying and i just started diieing. The ppl who wrote this is a genius.

[Kagome198]

"pickle you Kumwait!" lmao. It never gets old =w=

[alyrae7]

what was "you hobokin" suppose to mean?

[gregkanczes]

we all know what a hoe is

and hoboken has the reputation for being a dirty town in New Jersey (I'm not saying it is!)

so, a hoe from hoboken, is probably the lowest of the low, and I think she just shortened it to "hoe-boken".

This is just my guess.

[bachatera110]

lol diz iz ma fav orbit commercial:)

you lint licker lmao!!

[procrastin8r89]

this is my FAVORITE.