Tom Green Subway

[avithemostill]

ahahahahahaha i fucking love this... way better than jackass to me,,, tom was a fucking legend

[sozcaps]

Aspergers much, Tom?

[barkape]

hahaha the best

[mikemars2122]

wtf! he doesnt like potatos???

[CoolAttractivePeople]

Its soo silent.

[mapleleafs294]

the japanese tend to keep to themselves.....

[Rosie2live4]

lmao!

[volaju2071]

And they all speak perfect English.

[McMeevin]

Shinde kudasai

[KDK239]

29 people were on that subway...

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

quiet please...

[OBSidianRaptor]

This is lame shit. It's not even funny.

[es696]

@OBSidianRaptor - u must be depressed

[korealoverkim]

Tom Green is smart

but japs is stupid!!!!

[DjCyara]

You fucking idiot. Normal people line up on the left and right of the door to let the others out first, especially in the subway. Also, you disturbed them and are embarrassing. and they probably don't speak english that well and want to avoid interview situations.

[Bigbangproductions4u]

@DjCyara You actually think tom greens gonna be normal for once? are you fucking retarded?

[BerylliumUupa]

@Bigbangproductions4u I don't even know Tom Green, because I am from NOT-USA my friend. Thus i could care less.

[avithemostill]

@BerylliumUupa toms canadian... do u know him now?

[DjCyara]

You fucking idiot. Normal people line up on the left and right of the door to let the others out first, especially in the subway.

[TheShakiebreaks]

OOOHH YYEEEEAAAAAHHHH

[wacher8]

OOO YYAAA!!!

[castblast87]

Fucking slopes

[6095jimmy]

look how fucked they are their that s the future oh ya Tom Green knows it crazy world he s the king of comedy

[Cerbthehellhound]

This is scary, nobody is talking..

[FailedEXE]

Tom Green - Does anyone like potatoes!?

Japanese - ...

Tom Green - Does anyone like potatoes!?

Americans - Shut the fuck up!

[DirtyBird760]

thats kind of creepy how everyones absolutely still and quiet facing away from eachother with thier heads down

[Skaldicgoth]

Japanese people = True misanthropes

[MrFriendlyFella]

BAKA GAJIN

[SmokieWins]

Fucking japanese. He's acting like an obnoxious asshole and any reasonable human would be like "shut the fuck up, you idiot" but they seem like, terrified about making a fuss or something.

[louisdori]

@SmokieWins actually theyre just far more polite and civilized and just keep to themselves. when you live in a country as populated as that you wouldn't want every bloody tom green out there being loud and obnoxious.. itd never end!

[Tensai1982]

@louisdori I wouldn't consider them more civilized considering what went down in China during the 30s. This isn't polite it's just borg like hive mind scary shit.

[HoussineRafia]

@SmokieWins hahahaha thats realy strange !

[drChazPhd]

OH YEAH!!!

[CINTERPOL]

This video is intended for the weeaboo faggots . Japan Sucks

[ze000ez]

that tiny old jap is really cool

[jspesh]

subway monkey hour is still one of the funniest dvds ever

[lamyunholic]

Disgusting Gaijin

[DerpusViaHerpus]

If I was on the subway and some random dude starts yelling in a language I couldn´t understand, I would try my best to ignore him too.

[footytang]

wow no wonder these guy kill themselves in record numbers

[joesmomisdead]

but how many people like apples?

[wanderleitheaxe]

@Entei2000 sucka dick kid I swear to God I will fuckin beat u up In real life

[ppaaccoojrf]

@wanderleitheaxe LOL u mad?

[MrROTD]

lol Japan is the opposite of how Tom behaves, I'm surprised he didn't get punched out LMAO, Japanese hate impolite people

[319qwertyuiop]

At least in America someone would have the decency to tell him to shut the fuck up. Tom Green is funny as shit though.

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

24 ppl like quirret

[wanderleitheaxe]

They not joyful I'n the lord

[wanderleitheaxe]

There all depressed cuz they have tiny penuses

[Entei2000]

@wanderleitheaxe No you dumbass, in Japanese trains making loud noises is rude.

[jeef88]

Maybe they're all heading to the same funeral

[tonberrykei]

It's unbelievably obnoxious to make loud noises on japanese subways, let alone that. Respect to the old guy for making him feel as stupid as he looks.

[watalone1]

fucking idiot :))

[dbpgh]

haha i love japanese people! 

[MDfearlips13]

@KensStyle777 he's a comedian, obviously is was done on purpose to be funny for his show, that's how he makes money..do you not get it???

[cheeseonamonkey]

i think its because japanese are all 'polite' like.

[ColdToiletSeats]

i like quiet .. i think this is my kinda place to live

[rickybobby5150]

tough crowd

[twinturbo955]

wow totally differnt from here. a man on the subway screaming in an unknown language would quickly be told with angry fists... STFU!!!

[BenOnUserstyles]

Qwiett pweese

[UndeadDragonBorn]

@BenOnUserstyles lmao

[lernoschwoejn]

Doesn't anyone realise that they're not saying anything simply because they have no idea what he's talking about?

[OriginalSliz]

japanese peoples mentality is very disciplined. 

[JeEhaO]

@OriginalSliz They seems to be more afraid than disciplined. they all act like I did on the bus when i was uber shy and afraid of what people would think

[toakeley2]

very disrespectful tom

[Noslack412]

japanese people need a sense of humor

[SuperNoel1984]

@Noslack412 "batsu game" thats all im saying mate........

[RogerWazup007]

Lol that guy is an idiot.

[lilaho360]

MY GF was in japan when it happened I guess there are plenty more girls at see.

[hybridheaven]

lol far from deppresing It's just a cultural thing, most japanese people are usually shy around foreigners so I guess It doesn't help having such a tall dude screaming random stuff they can't even uderstand.

[greenbastard619]

@hybridheaven Someone that has an educated response, it is rare on Youtube. My girlfriend is from Japan and it is impolite to draw attention to yourself in public areas.

[AngelVomit26]

I would like to get on that awkward subway and fart

[ty1977]

asians are a different breed

[cannabisour]

ha dude is this real? like do they really not talk on the subway?

[tbrays98]

23 people dont like quiet subways.

[poio1982]

23 People dont like Bananas, neither Potatos

[Mavericks411991]

iIM NOT RACIST BUT ASIANS REALLY APPEAR TO HAVE NO SOUL. IDK WHY.

[FiloKun]

@Mavericks411991 i feel you bro

[npadul30]

They actually find people talking on the subway quite rude. They prefer to be quiet and reflect on the day.

[Membrane556]

Wha their reaction or should I say lack of is so deathly quite.

[86iceblue]

awwwwkkkward.

[JustWickedSwede]

Actually. I love Tom Green, but this is just .. eh..

The only thing the japanese people in this video is thinking is "fucking americans...."

[cadidaddy]

@JustWickedSwede fucking canadian eh.

[coolbones]

wow that was so funny. i wish someone would have decided to break his face instead of politely telling him that they like to be quiet..

[fellXhouseXranger]

that is truly UNREAL, i can't believe it

[pawner21]

quiet

Quiet please lol

[Mr98civicdx]

why r they on a subway shouldnt they be drifting lol

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

you like.. quiet.... you like quiet please

[johnmagugu]

22 Japanese subway riders dislike this

[greenthumb007]

@CantLetTheAngelsDown  I was enjoying this video until I read your comment.

[LakeRafiD]

Okay, this was so whack that it was actually funny. LOL!

[ze000ez]

potatoes apples and bananas

[maddingo12]

Tom Green is Canadian but those Japs clearly think that he is American. 

[osam14]

We doon yike wa-tae-toes

[SlimeTron5000]

WE RIKE QRAT

[thegreatestbak3]

LOOL

"you dot like potatoes?"

[Misc4Lyfe]

homeboys, make some noise, everybody say HOOOOO!!!

lol that always gets me

[WEEDfalloutUFC]

HAHAHA this shit is so funny no we like quite please says the tiny china man

[ze000ez]

@WEEDfalloutUFC

hes not tiny but tom is 7 ft so ofcourse that old man will look soo short compared to tom

[eliobus2]

This guy likes potatoes:

/watch?v=3r8dSGD4O7g

[DreamstateEmergency]

"its a little uncomfortable all of a sudden" LOL like it wasn't already!

[Darkness0111]

depresing subway

[michaelovitch]

@Darkness0111

quiet subway.

[planetx9009]

lmao u dont like patatoes

[hockyjocky4]

sometimes I wish everyone that was on the light rail with me would act Japanese and shut the F up.

[MetalicDeah]

blahahahha!

[majesty76]

he should of said sushi

[MrTODD27]

LOL

[vo2max90]

That bald guy says " We like quiet" looks like my uncle.

[atmark666]

does he think he is cool?

[Mordan666]

androids!!

[ceeIoc]

This has nothing to do with Japan. These people are miserable they have to go to work. You would get the same reaction on a nyc subway.

[natedoggcata]

@ceeIoc

Yeah exactly. Tom Green obviously failed to mention that this was probably filmed at like 5-6am when everyone is off to work, tired as shit and wants nothing to do with anyone at that point. If this were in New York he would have gotten maybe two sentences out and then would have gotten a single SHUT THE FUCK UP... and then back to silence

[necklacing]

tough crowd

[woma0neater]

LOL everybody say HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[MurdocLC]

Tom Green in Japan is like the biggest misfit ever... or maybe the perfect fit...

I love Japan but this is still abit funny.

[stalag58]

ASK them if they like whale meat lol

[phinixdow]

wow no one knows how to just kid around the world has just become a serious place i think it would be good for people to loosen up a bit

[diablecita]

japanese people look submisive

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

wow freakin people with no freakin personality

[ravercorum20]

lmfao, c'mon japan! where's all of the craziness that i know you guys live and breath?!

[Emidretrauqe]

ABUSED CHILDREN, ALL OF THEM!

[schnel127]

lol tall white canadian looks so out of place

[Ununius]

You imagine if some asain man, dressed normally doing this in the subway at morning rushour.

[waynebeardsley12]

stupid gooks

[blightbringer1]

@waynebeardsley12 i agree

[airborn101st]

what is their problem, no sense of humor

[xboxprankster]

LMAO he raised his hand o nver mind he was getting his bag,

[Warsheeper]

what the fuck is wrong with japan...

[xanderwat]

@Warsheeper Well for one I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say they all couldn't understand him yet that old man at the end could so wtf...

[friskyjackdoff]

japanese people have no souls

[KensStyle777]

Japanese passengers keep away from suspicious foreigners in the train.

Barbarians are best left alone,

Especially whites are like animals.

They should be locked up in a cage.

[clockworknation]

@KensStyle777 So should ignorant racists.

[Murk047]

@KensStyle777 racist pig. dick bag

[Monvayne]

be quiet prease

[nedzadhrustic]

@Monvayne i bet that old guy would of smack the shit out of him lol

[nimrodius]

@Monvayne He related to Yoda?

[jrrydha]

lol this so the opposite of the trains in new york

[heyitsmeeee666]

They're all like.. Stupid fucking americans.. I cannot wait until our nuclear bombs are complete.

[BoscoWins]

@heyitsmeeee666

[natedoggcata]

@heyitsmeeee666

Tom Green is Canadian

[heyitsmeeee666]

@natedoggcata Uh okay... like the asians can tell the difference...

[xHAMRxNxSIKLx]

lmao

DO YOU LIKE BANANAS!!??

we like quiet.

must be hard for tom green to do his deadpan act when everybody's ignoring him.

[Misc4Lyfe]

homeboys, make some noise, everybody say HOOOE - dead silence.... lmao

[Nickl245]

haha tom is such a fucking retard and thats why we love him

[irukanbo]

This guy is so stupid.

[pdo123odp]

you don't like potatoes?

[HumanPuddingPgh]

they're really good at ignoring him. tough crowd to work with haha.

[grovestballer]

this is SICK :D :D :D

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

you like...quite please..

[Hardgaymachineguns]

LAWL LAWL LAWL

[AnnuitCoeptis714]

This is in Japan not China

[IcyScythe]

Man they're so damn reserved!

[barkape]

tom greene cracks me the fuck up

[vxxj4v1xxv]

OHHH YEAAAAAAHHH !!!!!

[AKlegend10]

I live in Beijing.

[AKlegend10]

Have you even been to a chinese city?

[tenchimasaki777]

ROFLMAO! everybody say HOOO!

[supatones]

comedy gold

[firingstony]

ok guys were did this racist thing come in lol

[WesMantO0th]

LOL They are like robots.

[McFlanker]

lol japan

[BacktoSchooltomorrow]

this guy is a fuckin asshole

[sidewalkpilot]

slike this and like that and like this, Anna!

[blakaccl1]

backwards? really? You are an idiot. ur life is gonna suck thinking like that buddy