Rifftrax: The Room - Love is blind

[MrTheaterBasement]

I remember watching this at camp and thinking, "what the @!#* is going on!?" Good times, good times.

[htd0417]

"I thought his face melted at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark." Fucking priceless!

[Yapshire]

This lead actor guy is only proof that sometimes parents must shatter a childs hopes and dreams - as apparently they shattered his face.

[loulie1997]

i don't think i've ever seen a worse actor.... o.O

[antonio610]

He talks like some weird combination of Borat and Chris Walken.

[StreetsOfSonic]

@antonio610

ROFL.

[broudwauy]

@Tobiasisgay It's by the same people. Like, EXACT same people. Minus Joel.

And of course love is blind. Mr. Wiseau is on stage.

[MatthewFolger]

Thumbs up for the Arrested Development reference!

[shahoney]

I need to pee now.

[haleymist09]

Lol! About in the last minute, the guys just stop riffing on it and start talking to each other!

[Jcolinsol]

I fully agree with Mike, Kevin is just a chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep.

[StealthG6On18s]

This is a self-riffing moving you dont even need Rifftrax for.

[en325]

Its Criss Angel in a dramatic movie

[topsonneedsdad]

"But you're a sack-ologist." Same to you, Tommy!

[AppleShampoo421]

this is shit! You're not funny! Original scene was already hilarious

[TheAmazingUploader]

Riffing is boring and it's been done to death... BOOOOORING!

[lilsnbits]

This is amazing!! When I saw the room, I was like... GOD I wish MST3K would do this movie!!! I consider this wish granted.

[VTPPGLVR]

If you're confused about this movie, "The Room", (what it is, does the lead actor have brain damage, etc.) then check out the Nostalgia Critic's review of it. I think he sums it up well.

[taistelutomaatti]

I had no idea what this was but the hungry hungry hippos part almost made me fall. :D

[owain2222]

is that tom servo from mst3k talking over the film? cos it sounds like it

[Bananadine]

@owain2222 yeah Rifftrax is those guys, but as themselves or something and not as the robots etc.

[Sauron338]

This scene was "ebsolutely fesinating".

[liam1060]

I love the way he says "Love is blind..." so consigned- even moreso than the the mother who HAS CANCER.

[sneakykatze82]

I love the fact that he actually comes back saying that this film was intended to be a joke (after it was basically made a cult classic over night when people almost died of laughter).

[Aelflar]

How he met Lisa: he said "Hi" to her. How....unexpected. (form the guy who says "O hai Marc! O hai Denny!" ad nauseaum...)

[oracle19]

Love is not blind. Love is just a little chicken.

Cheep! Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeep!

[firewolfstone]

Love is blind...and a terrible actor...

[MrBuch169169]

3 people are just leetle cheekens, CHEEEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEEEEP!

[dpfrk]

Why the hell does does mark mention he is getting an apartment randomly

[jmzimmerman1984]

Is this film supposed to be porn? It really looks like porn.

[TheLostProphecies]

@jmzimmerman1984 it is supposed to be a drama/Tragedy... it's just pathetic.

[client2t]

2 people are just little chickens

[bullfish]

Was that an Arrested Development joke? "cock a choo *clap*"

[SaesarSalad]

@bullfish AHH NOW!  COME ON!

[SwedensFine]

"Hes worried about hanging around weirdos..well let that speak for itself" hahahaha

[kprasad]

are they people? reptile? food? LOL LOL LOL!

[elvaelvirababe]

"we didn't make love in the wild"?

[Theoppositesex]

Does that lead actor guy have brain damage or something?

[TheLostProphecies]

@Theoppositesex He's french... so yeah.

[TheLackofattack]

@TheLostProphecies That is not a French accent.

[TheLostProphecies]

@TheLackofattack uh... yes it is... I'm able to recognize a french accent when I hear one of those. it's slightly different from an average frenchie because Wiseau lived in both France and the US during his youth, but the main issue with his tone of voice is the same that a lot of frenchies has when they are speaking english.

[TheLackofattack]

@TheLostProphecies Really? I don't see it as french at all. French accents are not that slurred. Even that tone, is a little too high for your typical Frenchman. I maybe could see it if he has mental issues or it could be his stiff acting.

[2wingo]

@TheLackofattack Wiseau claims that he is Cajun, and there's almost certainly a bit of Belgian in his accent at times.

[gelchert]

@2wingo I enjoyed the reviewer who described his voice as a talking Schwarzenegger doll slowed down.

[StabbyMcButterPants]

OMFG I saw this movie late night. It IS as bad as this scene..And it NEVER stops. :O

[EvisceratorBand]

@sockpuppetmartinez Yeah, I'm thinking this movie is cheesy on purpose.

[hamock72]

love is blind, obviously, he's hideous! :|

[nikoniko9]

they missed that "HI" joke at 4:27. lol. i love this. fricken hilarious!

[Kolbatsu]

I need to speak English to do that

[adamfiveo]

This sucks. These guy's aren't funny. The movie is way better without this bullshit.

[88Meters]

I have a serious problem with LisaAAAH

[GreatScott1011]

why do i have to see tommy wiseaus face too close?

[am15mar]

"YOU ARE PSYCHOLOGIST DOOOO YOOOOUUU HAAAAAV SAAAAM AADWAISSSS?"

"PEETURRR YOOUUU AAALWAYSSS PLAAYYY PSSYYCHAALAAGISSTT WITHH USSSSS'

[PunchSydeiron]

In Johnny's case love is blind, deaf, dumb, paralyzed from the neck down, in a coma, drunk, and stoned.

[FrankHoboMaster]

"I'd need to know English to do that!"

[BelovedCaptain]

Oh hai God-awful movie.. 

[nasmoe]

I was dying at Ko-Ka-Ko! XD

[borstalboy1981]

I don't understand English, do you Peter?

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

"The Royals can rattle off consecutive wins"

Kansas City just got owned.

[Clonetrooperkev]

Why so mean to Johnny? He Gives people money and saves the bank money and doesn't afraid of anything :P

[Zewtie]

We didn't make love in the wild. :(

[johnhamilton08]

SHE'S YOUR FIANCE!!!!!! Sorry that's really been bugging me.

[DerpMcHerp]

Yahtzee, Clue, Hungry Hungry Hippos!

[JustPhilNY]

Does Rifftrax ever comment on how no one in The Room EVER SAYS "fiancé"?

[oORiseAboveOo]

Did the MST3K boys do the whole movie? The Room is too perfect for them. I prefer them making unfunny bad movies funny.

[wizza998]

I never got the "Cocaco Cocaco" at around the 3:30 mark

[BatDanNight]

@wizza998

It's part of a running gag from the show "Arrested Development" where nobody can correctly make a chicken sound.

[WhatsOnNext]

@wizza998 - It's a reference to Gob Bluth's terrible chicken impression from Arrested Development.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Here's my theory, Tommy Wiseau is afraid people won't like a French director so he doesn't tell his place of birth and tries to speak in an American accent.

[randomguy199545]

Tommy Wiseau disliked this video......

[YouLoveBeef]

Funnier without the commentary

[ceilingotaku]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP~!

[SirKappy]

I don't think I l could've picked a better movie for the Rifftrax team to review. Simply a masterpiece.

[trekkie627]

I don't think I've ever seen such horrific acting!

[Gjeorje]

Wow! This looks like Frankenstien`s monster after a stroke. Love had better be deaf & not allowed to touch his big scabby face as well.

[shiftingsandland]

"he's worried about hanging out with weirdos..i'll let that speak for itself"

XD

[JimGrim90]

I almost wish I had this movie so I could get the rifftrax of it...

[RejectReview]

@JimGrim90 I watched this entire movie with rifftrax and i never laughed so hard in my entire life. This is worth buying.

[Adamgontierfan19]

@RejectReview Me either man I remeber the two jokes out of the hundreds that absolutely had me dying:

meanwhile back at the party guests continued to file in and out at Lisa's command

and Bill humming the theme to What's Happening at the very end when Denny comes in I just about lost it oh and I got the results of the test back I definitely have breast cancer

[Adamgontierfan19]

@JimGrim90 I remember it was on Youtube for a brief time but it was eventually taken down

[bobbyandbeans]

1:38 and 1:54 What does he keep stepping over? Dirty laundry, dead body, cameraman, Lisa?

[BelovedCaptain]

Where did they get these actors??? O__o I'm with Kevin.. I can't take much more of this movie. D:

[Coyotemooneyes]

Watching these actors is just PAINFULL.

[ladycontrary725]

Also, that Peter guy keeps looking directly into that camera and its really pissing me off.

[ladycontrary725]

Thanks for posting! I wish you luck in keeping your account though. Wiseau had the Guys take down the sample video from their own website and I even hear rumours about iRiffs being cracked down on.

You'd think he'd be a better sport. Or does he think that there are hoardes of people who like The Room for its legitmate artistic value!?

[Iamafishproductions]

Oh, man. When I talk about Transformers and Twilight movies being made purely for the sake of Rifftrax, I'm usually joking. But this...if it wasn't made with Mike, Kevin and Bill in mind, then I fear for humanity.

[BalmungSama0]

@Iamafishproductions It doesn't even need Mike, Bill or Kevin. Its f***ing hilarious all on its own! Its the BEST worst movie ever.

Probably the most perfect movie I've ever seen in my life, in that regard. (Sorry, Mr. Kubrick, but.... it really is)

[zachlebo]

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@zachlebo

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